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Action Figure Character Variations

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In action figure, half of the main characters appear as action figures. In Cheat Commandos, all of the Cheat Commandos also appear as such, with the exceptions of Ser-g-geant Marshie, whose action figure appears in Cheat Commandos...O's; Oliver Smidgen and Reynold's brother, whose action figures both appear in Let us give TANKS!; Gunk Iller, whose action figure appears in web comics; the Topplegangers, whose action figures appear in 8-Bit is Enough; and Green Helmets, whose action figures appear in 2 Part Episode: Part 1. All the toys are made by Cheap as Free Toys, are claimed to be for ages 3–5, and cost $11.01.

Image Character Defining Traits
Strong Bad Exciting Action Man

Chinese Throwing Croissant!!
Severe Double Deuce Action!
Smells Like Hotcakes!

Coach Z Green Colored Hero

High-Pitched Super Sonic Whistle
Butt-Patting Action

Strong Mad Action Toy

He's The Biggest One!
Friends With The Cheat!

Pom Pom Action Fighting Guy

Secret Cell Phone!
The Ladies Choice!

Strong Sad Action-Like Figurine

Atomic Calligraphy Pen!!
Extreme Whining And Crying!

Homestar Runner Super Action Doll

Spiked Battle Marshmallows
No Arms! Like Real Life!

Peanut Strong Bad Homemade Peanut Warrior

Museum Quality
Smells Like Peanut Action!

Gunhaver Stylin' Coat

Cool Glasses!
Has a Gun!
Probably from Texas!

Flashfight In Charge of Stuff!!

Three Medals!
Almost Sounds Like "Flashlight"
Five Buttons!

Fightgar Not the Most Popular!!

Red Cloth!
Probably Has A Raspy Voice!!
Needs To Shave!!

Silent Rip But Deadly!!

Two(2) Pockets!
Communicates Via That Microphone Attached to His Helmet!
Same Size As The Rest!!

Crackotage Action!!

Museum Quality!
Master Locksmith, Perhaps!
Listens To Jazz!!

Reinforcements The One That Coach Z Bought!!

Sweet Camos!
Justice Rocket Backpack!!
Hard to See!!

Firebert Yellow Dog!!

Black Hat!
Not a Good Commando Name!!
That One Little Guy!!

Ripberger Stealthy!!

Black "Gloves!"
He's Not Wearing Pajamas!
This One Wears Red!

Foxface Lady Type!

Natural haircolor!
Totally Has It Together!
Not One of The Guys!!

Reynold Civilian Contractor!!

Fake Tie!
Favorite Drink: Milk!!
Not A Blackbelt!!

Ser-g-geant Marshie A Marshmallow, Not a Cottonball!!

Creepier Than Most!
A Green Helmet!!
His first initial is 'M'

Oliver Smidgen Raised By a Distant Relative!!

Needs A Bath... Bad!
Child Labor?!
Turn of the Century!

Reynold's Brother Doesn't Care About Much!!

Oxy Clean
Born in the Nineties!
Next Gen Gamepad!

Gunk Iller HE BE ILLIN'!

Gunk All Over!
The Hip-Hop Lingo!
Draws a web comic!

Green Helmets Discount Action 3-pack!

EXTRA MELTY!
Naw, It's Cool!

Gunhavette Takes No Guff!

Ob'm know. Maybe eat it, kids.