Tooty-two

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Tooty-two: less than tooty-three.

Tooty-two is a "number" that appears in several places in the Homestar Runner body of work. It may be a reference to the Peanuts character Sally Brown, who has said, "Two times two is tooty-two; three times three is threety-three; four times four is four-forty-four."

Appearances

• Strong Bad Sings — A copy of the album can be ordered by calling 1-800-428-64 tooty-two.
• Homestar Quiz — Tooty-two is one of the proposed answers to how many Melonades Homestar Runner drank in The Luau.
• Email — One of the zip codes is 642T2. When read aloud, 2T2 is pronounced "tooty-two".
• Email lackey — Bubs informs The Cheat that his total for Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit comes out to "fifteen tooty-two".
• Email what i want — The part number for the "Dancin' Strong Bad Musical Nobot" is 3DT178-2t2.

Not Quite Tooty-twos

• Bookazon.com — This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base is sold for $28.9T.
• Fall Float Parade — This parade is known as the "The 4Tst Annual Fall Float Parade". Some ambiguity, even among The Brothers Chaps, exists between pronouncing it "firty-tirst" (as the announcer did in the toon) and "forty-tirst" (as Matt Chapman did in the commentary).
• Halloween Potion-ma-jig — When encountering Homsar, his list of "choices" include "2TH: Horse it on there".
• Email part-time job — Bubs says “And I’m gonna be two times two!”