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<line start="15" end="61" speaker="strongbad">Watch me do a little bit o' email, and I'll watch you do a little bit o'—</line>
<line start="62" end="147" speaker="strongbad">—uh, that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' email, and I'll watch you do a little bit o'—</line>
<line start="148" end="169" speaker="strongbad">—uh, that's never happened befo—</line>
<line start="170" end="227" speaker="strongbad">oh wait, it's an email. That has happened before.</line>
<line start="227" end="266" speaker="strongbad">And quite a few times if I remember correctly.</line>
<line start="267" end="357" speaker="strongbad">All right, so... "Dear Strong Bad, Respond to this E-Mail in the funniest way ever. From Sam"</line>
<line start="357" end="409" speaker="strongbad">Let's see here... I can tape this blank floppy disk to my head</line>
<line start="410" end="471" speaker="strongbad">and start talking gibberish and acting like the crazy squeaky guy.</line>
<line start="472" end="514" speaker="strongbad">LEEKO! LEEKO! LEEEEKO! I'm a squeaky guy!</line>
<line start="514" end="520" sfx="sfx">geddup noise</line>
<line start="528" end="570" speaker="strongbad">I got squeaky pants! Come check out my squeaky pants dance!</line>
<line start="571" end="600" speaker="strongbad">Squee squaw squee squaw squee squaw—</line>
<line start="601" end="668" speaker="strongbad"> —pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity pongity!</line>
<line start="668" end="728" speaker="strongbad">Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There's ketchup on the computer! Alzee-WHOOP!</line>
<line start="728" end="810" speaker="strongbad">Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER!</line>
<line start="815" end="856" speaker="strongbad">Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER!...</line>
<line start="856" end="932"><homestar>Ohhh... Hi, Strong Bad. I was just stopping by to do something funny, but, um...</homestar><strongbad volume="0.5">Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER!</strongbad></line>
<line start="932" end="954"><homestar>I can see you don't need my help this week.</homestar><strongbad volume="0.5">Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER!</strongbad></line>
<line start="955" end="973"><homestar><span style="visibility:hidden">I can see you don't need my help this week.</span></homestar><strongbad volume="0.5">Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER!</strongbad></line>
<line start="984" end="1023" speaker="strongbad">Jor jee jibbera jaw! Huppidda roopja oop jup jaw! Ooka oog</line>
<line start="1024" end="1031" speaker="strongsad">Quit that!</line>
<line start="1032" end="1052" speaker="strongbad">...ooka reetoo taw!</line>
<line start="1052" end="1071" speaker="strongsad">You're freakin' me out.</line>
<line start="1071" end="1106" speaker="strongbad">Eeckoo ickoo ickoo slaw! Hooka hoo ha!</line>
<line start="1107" end="1134" speaker="strongsad">Did you take some of my pills again?</line>
<line start="1144" end="1170" speaker="bubs">You know what? You're right, The Cheat!</line>
<line start="1170" end="1227" speaker="bubs">This computer catsup is better than the regular kind. Or that purple kind!</line>
<line start="1228" end="1261" speaker="strongbad">All right, all right! Clear outta here, you two.</line>
<line start="1261" end="1273" speaker="strongbad">'Cept for you, The Cheat.</line>
<line start="1274" end="1280" speaker="thecheat">grumbles</line>
<line start="1281" end="1300" speaker="strongbad">You better start cleaning this mess up!</line>
<line start="1301" end="1347" speaker="bubs">What happened in here? Some type of ketchup bomb go off?</line>
<line start="1348" end="1398" speaker="strongbad">Nah, not really. I was answering an e-mail and dancing</line>
<line start="1399" end="1450" speaker="strongbad">and acting like a squeaky guy and I started throwing ketchup everywhere.</line>
<line start="1450" end="1471" speaker="bubs">Oh. That's pretty cool.</line>
<line start="1498" end="1531" speaker="strongbad">Hey, man, are ketchup bombs real?</line>
<line start="1531" end="1539" speaker="bubs">Not yet!</line>
<line start="1570" end="1645" speaker="strongbad">Well, aren't you gonna go get your 409 or Awesome Sauce or whatever you're gonna clean this up with?</line>
<line start="1646" end="1654" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1655" end="1680" speaker="strongbad">Maybe a moist sham-oyce?</line>
<line start="1737" end="1770" speaker="strongbad">Ooh! This computer ketchup is pretty good.</line>
<line start="1782" end="1796" speaker="strongbad">Needs more RAM, though.</line>
<line start="1807" end="1830" speaker="strongbad">Maybe a couple of megachips.</line>
<line start="1840" end="1850" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
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