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  <line start="16" end="43" speaker="strongbad">Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow...</line>
  <line start="46" end="73" speaker="strongbad">Mow-mnow, mnow, mnow...</line>
  <line start="74" end="85" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
  <line start="86" end="128" speaker="strongbad">"My brothers are always telling me that your legs are made of tape."</line>
  <line start="128" end="142" speaker="strongbad">"Is that true?"</line>
  <line start="144" end="177" speaker="strongbad">"Nicholas." Nee-<em>co</em>-las.</line>
  <line start="180" end="220" speaker="strongbad">They said my legs were made of tape?! WHAT??</line>
  <line start="225" end="261" speaker="strongbad">I mean, do I look like some kinda tape-leg?</line>
  <line start="270" end="301" speaker="strongbad">I can guarantee you, man, I am not a tape-leg.</line>
  <line start="302" end="337" speaker="strongbad">I mean, look at this leg. Look... look at it there...</line>
  <line start="345" end="362" speaker="strongbad">Oh wait a minute, what's that on-</line>
  <line start="363" end="400" speaker="strongbad">OH, there's a little piece of tape on my shoe!</line>
  <line start="401" end="426" speaker="strongbad">That's what they were probably talking about.</line>
  <line start="430" end="453" speaker="strongbad">Yeah. You probably misunderstood them, man.</line>
  <line start="454" end="495" speaker="strongbad">No, they probably said I had tape on my leg or my shoe</line>
  <line start="496" end="532" speaker="strongbad">and you thought they said that my leg was made of tape.</line>
  <line start="533" end="553" speaker="strongbad">My leg is not made of tape.</line>
  <line start="554" end="561" speaker="strongbad">Pfffph!</line>
  <line start="566" end="640" speaker="strongbad">I must've just stepped on an innocent piece of tape...tape.</line>
  <line start="652" end="697" speaker="strongbad">All right, so until next week, send me some good ones.</line>
  <line start="700" end="726" speaker="strongbad">You know, some good ones.</line>
  <line start="727" end="740" speaker="thepaper">Preeow!</line>
  
</transcript>