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Puppet Jam President's Daughter

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"They want to take out the President's daughter's brain."

President's Daughter is the fifth installment of Puppet Jam with They Might Be Giants.

Cast (in order of appearance): John "flans" Flansburgh on guitar, John "linnell" Linnell on accordion, Marty "marty" Beller on skins, Puppet Homestar "homeslice" Runner on vox

Running Time: 0:38

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  • [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
  • [#Fun_Facts 2 Fun Facts]
  • [#See_Also 3 See Also]
  • [#External_Links 4 External Links]

Transcript

FLANSBURGH: So Homestar, we hear you have a song to sing for us.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I do. I hope you guys are ready.

LINNELL: I hope we are ready.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay, 'cause I'm ready.

FLANSBURGH: Well, why don't you count us off? {TMBG start to play music as Homestar says his next line.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Four!
President's Daughter!
She's got a brain!
Let's take it out!
{Music stops. He looks around.}

LINNELL: That was strong.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay.

BELLER: {offscreen} Yeah.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Tha— They want to take out the President's daughter's brain.

BELLER: {offscreen} No!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No? Okay.

Fun Facts

  • The mention of the President's daughter is a nod to TMBG's obsession with US Presidents.

See Also