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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="fanstumes15.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="21" end="30" speaker="sfx">zip</line> <line start="31" end="41" speaker="sfx">snap</line> <line start="41" end="48" speaker="sfx">click</line> <line start="48" end="88" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">This is Red-5, I'm goin' in... <span style="visibility:hidden">to the mall...</span></line> <line start="88" end="105" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">This is Red-5, I'm goin' in... to the mall...</line> <line start="105" end="144" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">-where my child will do all of their trick-or-treating.</line> <line start="144" end="169" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Because even though I live in the suburbs, <span style="visibility:hidden">I'm terrified of my neighbors.</span></line> <line start="169" end="200" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Because even though I live in the suburbs, I'm terrified of my neighbors.</line> <line start="200" end="238" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, does that mall really have a Blubb-O's in the food court?</line> <line start="238" end="274" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Yes, it's the Blubb-O's Thick-or-Treat Burger! <span style="visibility:hidden">Get it now while it's still legal!</span></line> <line start="274" end="309" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Yes, it's the Blubb-O's Thick-or-Treat Burger! Get it now while it's still legal!</line> <line start="314" end="328"><sfx>click</sfx></line> <line start="328" end="401" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, this one's not bad! This guy's wearing a limited-edition Ab-Ab-Beater undershirt!</line> <line start="401" end="455" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Keep on triumphantly upper-cutting the air in front of you, brother!</line> <line start="455" end="467"><sfx>click</sfx></line> <line start="467" end="530" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hey! How did you manage to dress up as exactly-right-now-this-very-moment Strong Sad?</line> <line start="530" end="576" speaker="strongsad">(singing) I'm not the kind that needs to tell you!</line> <line start="580" end="593"><sfx>click</sfx></line> <line start="593" end="614" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, come on, you guys.</line> <line start="614" end="619"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Oh, come on, you guys.</strongbad><sfx>click</sfx></line> <line start="619" end="623"><br /><sfx>click</sfx></line> <line start="623" end="646" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, COME ON, you guys!</line> <line start="646" end="654"><sfx>click</sfx></line> <line start="654" end="686" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, COME ON, YOU GUYS!</line> <line start="686" end="726" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You young kids need to start putting forth at least a <em>little</em> effort.</line> <line start="726" end="752" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Take a cue from some of the older fans!</line> <line start="752" end="760"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Like this guy he—<span style="visibility:hidden">BLOOORGH! Less effort! Less effort!</span></strongbad><sfx>click</sfx></line> <line start="760" end="773" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Like this guy he—BLOOORGH!<span style="visibility:hidden"> Less effort! Less effort!</span></line> <line start="773" end="789" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Like this guy he—BLOOORGH! Less effort! Less effort!</line> <line start="789" end="793"><sfx>click</sfx></line> <line start="793" end="796"><sfx>click</sfx><other>Wah-hey-hey!</other></line> <line start="796" end="812"><br /><other>Wah-hey-hey!</other></line> <line start="812" end="846" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah... ha ha... I don't know either, man.<span style="visibility:hidden"> I don't know why... you would do this to yourself.</span></line> <line start="846" end="858" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah... ha ha... I don't know either, man. I don't know why...<span style="visibility:hidden"> you would do this to yourself.</span></line> <line start="858" end="881" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah... ha ha... I don't know either, man. I don't know why... you would do this to yourself.</line> <line start="881" end="921" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You just keep on laughing there, tights in the hallway.</line> <line start="926" end="967" speaker="strongsad">Tights in the hallway!<span style="visibility:hidden"> Doom-chaka-doom-chaka-doom-chaka-doom.</span></line> <line start="967" end="992" speaker="strongsad">Tights in the hallway! Doom-chaka-doom-chaka-doom-chaka-doom.</line> <line start="992" end="1002"><sfx>click</sfx></line> <line start="1002" end="1028" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Whoa, the popular vote!</line> <line start="1028" end="1068" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">This guy wins the contest for most obscure costume<span style="visibility:hidden"> and swankiest living room!</span></line> <line start="1068" end="1093" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">This guy wins the contest for most obscure costume and swankiest living room!</line> <line start="1093" end="1135" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Look at that fancy mirror and baby grand piano.</line> <line start="1135" end="1178" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I'm surprised your parents let you slum it as one of our characters.</line> <line start="1178" end="1193" speaker="other">Darling!<span style="visibility:hidden"> I thought you'd agreed to dress up as a... a... Toblerone... this year.</span></line> <line start="1193" end="1222" speaker="other">Darling! I thought you'd agreed to dress up as a...<span style="visibility:hidden"> a... Toblerone... this year.</span></line> <line start="1222" end="1233" speaker="other">Darling! I thought you'd agreed to dress up as a... a...<span style="visibility:hidden"> Toblerone... this year.</span></line> <line start="1233" end="1273" speaker="other">Darling! I thought you'd agreed to dress up as a... a... Toblerone... this year.</line> <line start="1273" end="1296" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Those are still considered fancy, right?</line> <line start="1296" end="1307"><sfx>click</sfx></line> <line start="1307" end="1330" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Looks like I'm gonna have to<span style="visibility:hidden"> stand on the door handle of this weird storage room!</span></line> <line start="1330" end="1384" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Looks like I'm gonna have to stand on the door handle of this weird storage room!</line> <line start="1384" end="1435" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">No, but, seriously, man, I just want to thank you... mainly for not being—</line> <line start="1435" end="1440"><sfx>click</sfx></line> <line start="1440" end="1454" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">—this guy.</line> <line start="1454" end="1487" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And I want to thank <em>you</em>, for not being—</line> <line start="1487" end="1492"><sfx>click</sfx></line> <line start="1492" end="1507" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">—this guy.</line> <line start="1507" end="1553" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Come on, man, have you ever actually <em>looked</em> at me?</line> <line start="1553" end="1586" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or did you just sorta, like, hear about me from someone?</line> <line start="1586" end="1640" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I don't know; you got a hard hat and a stripey face maybe.</line> <line start="1640" end="1698" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Any excuse to put on my MMA gloves and my tore-up jeans.</line> <line start="1698" end="1712"><sfx>click</sfx></line> <line start="1712" end="1757" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">This is an extremely accurate Homsar costume.</line> <line start="1757" end="1798" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Maybe not so much in appearance, but more in... <span style="visibility:hidden">life... choices...</span></line> <line start="1798" end="1826" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Maybe not so much in appearance, but more in... life... choices...</line> <line start="1826" end="1891" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Aaaaaah-I stick a Q on the wall by the dream catchers.</line> <line start="1895" end="1909" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wait, whoa! <span style="visibility:hidden">That's a dead-on Humidibot costume!</span></line> <line start="1909" end="1942" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wait, whoa! That's a dead-on Humidibot costume!</line> <line start="1942" end="1954"><sfx>rolling noises</sfx></line> <!--What kind of noise is this?!!?!? No, really?!? --> <line start="1954" end="1992" speaker="humidibot">Hey, Strong Bad! I'm Humidibot!</line> <line start="1992" end="2021" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I'm aware of that, Humidibot!</line> <line start="2021" end="2055" speaker="humidibot">Okay, because I'm gonna leave now!</line> <line start="2055" end="2061"><sfx>mechanical noises</sfx></line> <line start="2061" end="2070" speaker="humidibot">Wheeeee!</line> <line start="2070" end="2078"><humidibot>Wheeeee!</humidibot><strongbad>Bye, Humidibot!</strongbad></line> <line start="2078" end="2092"><br /><strongbad>Bye, Humidibot!</strongbad></line> <line start="2101" end="2118" speaker="homestar">Hey, Regular Strong Bad.</line> <line start="2118" end="2142" speaker="strongbad">Hey, All-The-Time Homestar.</line> <line start="2142" end="2148"><sfx>smash</sfx></line> <line start="2188" end="2201" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I couldn—<span style="visibility:hidden"> I couldn't think of anything... for these ones.</span></line> <line start="2201" end="2242" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I couldn— I couldn't think of anything... for these ones.</line> <line start="2242" end="2294" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That one Homsar guy looks like my dentist, so that's creeping me out.</line> </transcript>