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<line start="16" end="40" speaker="strongbad">All right, all right, I'll load this up for you.</line>
<line start="41" end="52" speaker="strongbad">But hurry up,</line>
<line start="70" end="123" speaker="strongbad">I want to play my new copy of "Duck Guardian 2."</line>
<line start="130" end="165" speaker="strongbad">I'm working on a Trogdor text adventure. </line>
<line start="173" end="201" speaker="strongbad">I gotta balance my checkbook.</line>
<line start="202" end="240" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat made some unexpected expenditures.</line>
<line start="254" end="282" speaker="strongbad">Ugh, I can't believe you asked that.</line>
<line start="283" end="310" speaker="strongbad">You, my friend, are a part of the problem.</line>
<line start="320" end="337" speaker="strongbad">You didn't know that?</line>
<line start="338" end="390" speaker="strongbad">What, have you been living under a rock... that doesn't have Internet access?</line>
<line start="400" end="434" speaker="strongbad">Geez... How much longer are you gonna be?</line>
<line start="435" end="457" speaker="strongbad">How many questions did you have?</line>
<line start="467" end="518" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I swear, If I got another email asking about this...</line>
<line start="519" end="548" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">makes angry noises</line>
<line start="559" end="607" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, you can hardly see me through all of this text.</line>
<line start="608" end="631" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.7">I'm back here.</line>
<line start="632" end="662" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.7">Aah, the text is attacking my head.</line>
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