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Strong Badia National Anthem

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  • [#Detailed_Information 1 Detailed Information]
  • [#Lyrics 2 Lyrics]
  • [#Fun_Facts 3 Fun Facts]
    • [#Remarks 3.1 Remarks]
    • [#Inside_References 3.2 Inside References]
    • [#Fast_Forward 3.3 Fast Forward]
  • [#External_Links 4 External Links]

Detailed Information

Album: Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits
Track: 3
Time: 2 minutes 12 seconds
Artist(s): Strong Bad, Ms. Partsmatter's 1st grade class, Mr. Cheaterson
Written by: Mike and Matt Chapman
Style: Anthem
Origin: Remix of the song from Strong Bad Email #32 flag day

Lyrics

{Children talking}

STRONG BAD: {talking} Okay, settle down, class. Settle down, uh, we gotta get this right, or nobody gets any chocolate milk, for the rest of th— of the term. I will be accompanied by Mr. Cheaterson on the piano, so would everyone please rise for the presentation of our national colors.

{piano plays}

{whispered} Shh! Hey, you zip it! Jerome! Jerome! Show some respect! Spit that gum out! Shut up! I'm gonna freakin' hit— {piano becomes more up-tempo}

Oh, yeah! Oh, I like that!

KIDS AND STRONG BAD: {singing}
Come to the place where tropical breezes blow.
Come to the coolest place I know.

ONE KID:
The pe-
STRONG BAD:
The people are so great,
But really there's only me,
And that means I'm so great,
And also there's the Cheat.

KIDS AND STRONG BAD:
Oh there's the Cheat
In the place where the tropical breezes blow
The Cheat in the coolest place I know

STRONG BAD:
And the ones are always cold,
And the parties last all night,
And there's probably lots of chocolate,
And Population: Tire

KIDS AND STRONG BAD:
Population... tiiiire.

STRONG BAD: {talking} That was pretty good. I'll tell you what: you guys can get low fat, sugar-free, chocolate skim milk from now on.

KIDS: Aww, man! I wanted milk!

STRONG BAD: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go... go back to class.

Fun Facts

Remarks

  • The "children" at the beginning sound like the The Brothers Chaps' normal speaking voices. Then during and after the song, they sound like small children.
  • At the end you can hear a small bit of canned laughter.

Inside References

  • The name "Jerome" is in reference to anything, where Homestar fills in and acts as if he's teaching a class. He refers to the person who sent the email as "Jerome".
  • The Cheat is given the fake surname of "Cheaterson".

Fast Forward

  • Strong Bad would partially sing the anthem as his and Homestar Runner's makeshift submarine sinks into the water in Date Nite.
  • Strong Sad sung the last word of the anthem in fan club.
  • The anthem was featured on day 15 of the Decemberweenvent Calendar.

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