Oldest Downloads Menu

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This is the oldest known downloads menu, using a Napster-based interface. The URL "homester.html" was taken by the current Downloads page between December 2002 and January 2003, and the Flash file was taken off homestarrunner.com at an unknown date; however, both have been archived.

Date: Saturday, March 31, 2001 or earlier

Page Title: Homester Beta v2.5

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quotes

• Homestar Quotes
  • Set 1 mac pc
    • "Before I drink something, often times
      

I eat something too."

• • • "Between the milk and the cold ones!"
    • "Okay. I'm all business this time."
    • "I know, Can you believe it?"
    • "Where my hat is at?"
  • Set 2 mac pc
    • "Boop-boop-boodle", etc. (circus music)
    • "I could go for a few cold ones right
      

about now."

• • • "I did a great WHAT?"
    • "I LIKE MARSHAMLLOWS!!"
  • Set 3 mac pc
    • "I think I has the solution!"
    • "Hey stupid, I brought you this stuff."
    • "Oh, man that was terrible
    • "Oookay...that's weird."
    • "Ooooh, I ate too many marshmallows."
• Strong Bad Quotes
  • Set 1 mac pc
    • "Why you lazy crap for crap!"
    • "Things were just about to start
      

getting crazy-go-nuts."

• • • "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're
      

pretty impressed."

• • • "Somebody get this freakin' duck away
      

from me!"

• • Set 2 mac pc
    • "Come on guys, and come on guys, and
      

come, come, come, coming on guys."

• • • "Once I knew this guy, and he made two
      

different pies. And one of them was
apple, and one of then was something
that I probably shouldn't mention...
so I'm not going to...mention.

• • • *fart noise* "You guys, that was a pretty good one."
  • Set 3 mac pc
    • "Check me out. No seriously,
      

check me ooout."

• • • "...and possibly, quite even possibly
      

quite possibly fourteenth base."

• • • "I am the very strongest. You guys are
      

not very strong."

• • • "This is the quote of the day"
    • "Must...check...e-mail."
• Coach Z Quotes
  • Set 1 mac pc
    • "My name is Coach Z, pronounced with
      

an oach z."

• • • "I have more than TWO problems."
    • "Oh jeez, I'm just not cut out to say
      

the word 'jaerb."

• • • "Great jaerb, there Homestar."
• Marzipan Quotes
  • Set 1 mac pc
    • "Everyone loves tofu!"
    • "I'm the only girl."
• Bubs Quotes
  • Set 1 mac pc
    • "Don't you talk to me."
    • "I mean he had some freakin' muscle."
• Strong Sad Quotes
  • Set 1 mac pc
    • "I always just get locked in the bathtub."

music

• homestar runner theme song mac pc
• everybody! everybody! mac pc
• everybody! everybody! (x-mas remix) mac pc
• fluffy puff jingle mac pc
• poot-slap (tim nolan/deep purple remix) mac pc
• the cheat theme - by skate party mac pc

computer stuff

• homestar desktop theme
• homestar desktop theme
• strong bad desktop theme
• wallpapers
• icons
• screensavers

other

• strong mad has a posse stickers

Fun Facts

• The contents of the "computer stuff" and "other" sections remained visible in the page source.
• The Homestar desktop theme is listed twice.

External Links

• View the menu (mirror)
• View the Flash file (mirror)

Preceded by: N/A

Downloads Navigation 2000?-2003?

Succeeded by: Downloads