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The No-Pants Pee Dance

Homestar says he will pee his pants, but he (debatably) doesn't wear any.

From: A Jumping Jack Contest
Posted on: 02:38, 24 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Arguments for:

  • It's kinda funny, and true, even though it may be a figure of speech

Arguments against:

  • Homestar has long pants; he wears long pants. He's a long pants man—long pants, long pants.
  • It's a figure of speech.

Additional comments:

  • And how can Coach Z puke his pants if he wears a full body suit?
  • Actually, (as seen in labor day), it is debated whether he wears a body suit or if his skin is green.
  • Yeah, figure of speech. I've said I'm going to pee my pants while wearing a skirt.
    • And I've said it while not wearing pants! Err, I mean... ignore that...


Votes to accept: Votes to decline:
  1. Ju Ju Master
  2. Flying Bovine
  1. RJMT
  2. BazookaJoe
  3. It's dot com
  4. phlip TC
  5. small_logo.pngUsername-talk
  6. Elcool (talk)(contribs)
  7. The Pardack
  8. tomstiff
  9. Upsilon
  10. Ookelaylay
  11. gwr2004
  12. Wobbuvahi

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Divisble by 1.5

Homestar said that Strong Sad did twice as many jumping jacks as last year, but Strong Sad only did three.

From: A Jumping Jack Contest
Posted on: 02:37, 24 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Arguments for:

Arguments against:

  • He only jumps twice. In the silhouette, he raises his arms, jumps, and then raises his arms and starts to jump a second time. He finishes this second jump in the closeup.
  • Even if the started jump in silhouette and the completed jump in closeup are separate jumps, Homestar could just be being approximate.

Additional comments:

  • Also, he conceivable could have done 1.5 last year. If the second one was kind of a not-very-far-off-the-ground poor attempt, they could've counted it as a half.


Votes to accept: Votes to decline:
  1. phlip TC
  2. It's dot com
  3. small_logo.pngUsername-talk
  4. Jay (Gobble)
  5. Elcool (talk)(contribs)
  6. tomstiff
  7. Upsilon
  8. Flying Bovine
  9. gwr2004
  10. Wobbuvahi

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