French Fries

"You don't get the french fries!"

It seems that just about everyone loves french fries. They are seen often in Free Country, USA and the rest of the Homestar Runner world, especially at Marshmallow's Last Stand, where they are of the crinkle variety and are served in a red and white checkerboard dishes with Quite Fancy 'Chup. They are a favorite food of Strong Bad's and The Cheat's, and even health-food-crazed Marzipan has been seen eating them.

Appearances

Email your friends — Strong Bad gives Coach Z hot fries.
Email funny — Bubs, Strong Bad, and The Cheat eat fries using computer ketchup.
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 — Coach Z mentions Curly fries while attempting to move away from an awkward subject.
Email montage — The Wagon Fulla Pancakes and Strong Bad share some fries.
Summer Short Shorts — The Cheat tries to see how many french fries he can stuff in his mouth.
Email road trip — Strong Bad and The Cheat consider eating some "petri-fries", or rather aged french fries.
Date Nite — The Cheat eats a hot dog with a side of french fries.
Quality Time with Cardboard Homestar — Marzipan has some fries while on a date with Cardboard Homestar.
Email hygiene — John has french fries scattered across his room.
Blubb-O's Commercial — Homestar offers "Blubb-O's Chipotle Potato Nudules".
Most in the Graveyard — French fries litter the table at The King of Town's party.
Dangeresque: Puppet Squad — Dangeresque gets revenge against Szechuan Steve who is notorious for stealing his curly fries "that one time".
Crystal Fortress — French fries are mentioned and seen in the music video.
Email parenting — Strong Bad mentions taking his "baby" to a vape shop that sells hot fries.