@StrongBadActual Tweets 2015
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This is a list of all the
@StrongBadActual
Tweets from 2015.
November
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@NerdbotMk2 I dunno man.. I can kinda believe it This tweet is a reply to @NerdbotMk2, who messaged Strong Bad his disappointment that he did not realize the costume Strong Bad has previously seen as a badly-made-rendition of himself was actually a costume of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface. |
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Watch me unleash a full snark salad on these nice fans! Fun Facts |
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| @frankenstylin aw crap! You shoulda sent this earlier! I coulda been like, "Monstrous Strong Bad devours soul patch-having suburban dad!!"
This tweet is a reply to @frankenstylin, who sent Strong Bad a picture of him dressed as Strong Bad, with his head in the Strong Bad costume's mouth. Fun Facts |
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Waitaminute! The new Videlectrix handheld is just a phone case?! That's worse than the N-Gage and Gizmondo combined!
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Tweet your worst H*R-themed costumes at me, that I may properly compile and ridicule them on my website!
Video Transcript {close-up of Homestar Runner, wearing a Crack Stuntman paper mask and wearing a white shirt}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Blaaaaah! I'm Crap Costume! {begins coughing and wheezing} This shirt is choking me. {begins choking, eventually falling over} Fun Facts |
2 Nov 2015🔗 |
October
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Check my haunted house in this year's Ween Toon! Image Transcript ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S
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Hey Homestar, I really like your costume: Fun Facts |
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| Caught in a fhqwh-loop!! instagram.com/p/8gW4yaySwH/
This tweet links to an Instagram post, revealing Strong Bad's Instagram account. The post contains the same text, as well as a looping video. Fun Facts |
6 Oct 2015🔗 | |
September
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Also, who doesn't want to watch THIS spinoff?!
Image Transcript {the same image from Strong Bad Classics! appears, but without Strong Bad's vandalism. The scene quickly zooms in on Strong Sad's soolnds. A drawing appears on top of them, consisting of a dog's face (left) and a duck's face (right), both in the same color as the soolnds. Strong Sad's toes form the basis for each pair of eyes. Meanwhile, a border of concentric gray rings surrounds the drawing. The following text appears.} Fun Facts |
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Ocelot & the Porridge Maiden. Now with added dumbness! Fun Facts |
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Listen up tightly! Here's the answer b/w reward to Monday's Sbemailsong Mystery!
Video Transcript {close-up of the Strong Bad board, with both the plush Strong Bad and the Strong Bad figurine in front of it. They move simultaneously in opposite directions, one on top of the other.}
BOTH STRONG BADS: {in one voice} That's right, that was from #97, "monument". The first appearance of...
{both Strong Bads move to the bottom of the screen.}
UNSEEN CHORUS: {singing} Here comes the Shark-Tooth Thnikkaman!!
{These words float across the screen. Shark-Tooth Thnikkaman, a Shark-Tooth Bubs plush doll with paper cutouts of The Thnikkaman's sunglasses and "tH" sign appears from the bottom of the screen.}
SHARK-TOOTH THNIKKAMAN: Yeah! Shout e— shout 'em around, kid... I... {turns to his right and begins walking offscreen} I used to sell TVs. Fun Facts |
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@jimmyjone
This tweet is a reply to @jimmyjone, who criticized Strong Bad's Twitter account for appearing to become "just another brand posting content-free tweets". Image Transcript I'M IN BETWEEXT splurt! cranial fluid!!
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Oh crapst! The last one was from #36 Guitar! Now which sbemail is this classic flesh-eating ear-worm from?!
Video Transcript {close-up of the Strong Bad board, with both the plush Strong Bad and the Strong Bad figurine in front of it. They move simultaneously in opposite directions, one on top of the other.}
BOTH STRONG BADS: {in one voice; excitedly} Oh man, is this blowing your mind? Here's the song! Traipsin' along, traipsin'- traipsin' along, and an email got stuck in my eye! Fun Facts |
14 Sep 2015🔗 |
August
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It's SBemailsong Myst-Mon! Quick which Golden Age sbemail is this li'l krangle from?
Video Transcript {Wide view of a large Strong Bad board in front of the Videlectrix Office}
STRONG BAD POSTER: Oh, this week, it's a live sbemail song mystery monday! Here we go! Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight... {The Strong Bad poster falls down} Oof! Fun Facts |
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| Dangwhoa! I frikkin HATE Homestar but I'd still hang this on my wall (mostly to chuck discount bricks at). This tweet is a reply to @NerdbotMk2, who presented a fan drawing of several Homestars, each in a different costume or variation. The Tweet is currently unavailable, but can be seen [https:/twitter.com/NerdbotMk2/status/635057051119415296 here] (or the full image here). Fun Facts |
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@devilcrosswords Stack em to the heavens for reals!! Fun Facts |
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That's cool and all, @myrnehr, but it can't compare to The Cheat's phat Casio staxx! Fun Facts |
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The answer to yestroday's Sbemailsong Mystery!
Video Transcript {wide view of Figurine Strong Bad standing in a cardboard box in front of a Strong Badia background.}
STRONG BAD FIGURINE: {Strong Bad makes a microphone click noise and speaks in an emotionless theme park tour guide-styled voice. In each sentence, the pitch rises, reaches a high in the middle, and then falls} Of course that was from sbemail #104, theme park. That's the cartoon where the Easter egg is better than the rest of the email. And now for your reward, prepare to experience the fury of...
HOMESTAR FIGURINE: My buzzer!
{Homestar mimics fan noises and begins spinning out of the box, exposing his puppet stick. Strong Bad does similar, exclaiming monotone excitement. Eventually, there are drums heard in the background and Homestar and Strong Bad go back into the box, followed shortly by Strong Bad's microphone click.} Fun Facts |
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Oh schlonsk! I keep gettin smaller on Sbemailsong Mystery Monday. Which half-classic sbemail is this from?
Video Transcript {Medium shot of a Strong Bad figurine in front of the Stop Sign}
STRONG BAD FIGURINE: Last week was sbemail 79, the process, and doesn't deserve a reward. Here go this weeks!
{Cut to medium shot of a Strong Bad figurine in front of The Field}
STRONG BAD FIGURINE: Everybody loves this, everybody needs this, {Strong Bad figurine now upside-down} it's time for funny stuff. Fun Facts |
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Aw paumpf! It's Sbemailsong Trivia Tuesday! Which forgettable Sbemail is this little scrumble from?
Video Transcript {medium shot of a plush Strong Bad}
PLUSH STRONG BAD: {speaking quickly} Last week was #59 Marzipan, now here's your reward.
PLUSH HOMESTAR: Oh, I have a plush duck mouth. Quack quack.
PLUSH STRONG BAD: {speaking quickly} Now here's this week's! {abruptly singing at normal speed, with a previous accent} My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh. Fun Facts |
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Oh, also we're all doomed. flash: Image Transcript This plugin is vulnerable and should be updated.
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Sbemailsong Mystery Monday! What not-so-classic sbemail is plushie Strong Bad waggling his head about?
Video Transcript {close-up of a plush Strong Bad with golden eyes}
PLUSH STRONG BAD: {singing} There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while. Fun Facts |
3 Aug 2015🔗 |
July
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The answer to yessaday's Sbemail Song Mystery!
Video Transcript {medium shot of Puppet Strong Bad}
PUPPET STRONG BAD: Hey, great job, all—
PUPPET HOMESTAR: {flung up in the air from offscreen, crying} Whoa!
PUPPET STRONG BAD: —my Twitterm'ns and Twitterladies! The answer was of course—
PUPPET HOMESTAR: {flung again} Bla-ha-haaa!
PUPPET STRONG BAD: —sbemail 109, "crying": —
PUPPET HOMESTAR: {flung again} Waaah!
PUPPET STRONG BAD: —the first appearance of—
PUPPET HOMESTAR: {flung again, now spinning} Whoa-oh-oh-ohhh!
PUPPET STRONG BAD: —Li'l Brudder. And now, for your sweet reward—
PUPPET HOMESTAR: {flung again, now diving} Heart of a champion!
{extreme fisheye close-up shot of Puppet Strong Bad's mouth}
PUPPET STRONG BAD: {menacing} ...A horrifying close-up of my ungodly puppet mouth. Fun Facts |
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Oh dansk! It's Sbemail Song Mystery Monday! Which Sbemail is this li'l nugg from?
Video Transcript PUPPET STRONG BAD: {rapping} I'm not gonna sing an email song this week e—{realizes mistake, talking} Oh. Never mind. Fun Facts |
27 Jul 2015🔗 |
June
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Help #RaiseTheRothfuss errybody! (@PatrickRothfuss) His charity gives people goats! #Goatfuss Image Transcript genius! Fun Facts |
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Watch me improve a nerdbook for a nerdbook-writing Beardo's charity drive: Image Transcript Once there was a PHorridge Maiden who Fun Facts |
1 Jun 2015🔗 |
April
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This tweet was pressed on 180 gram colored vinyl. Image Transcript HAPPY REKKID STORE DAY! Fun Facts |
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| @Eatonfl @florenjust SHH! This is not an ad! homestore-runner.myshopify.com/products/compy...
This tweet is a reply to @Eatonfl and @florenjust, who each asked where they could get the iPhone case from the previous Tweet. |
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Aw paunch! Just got my new Compy Phone. Does anybody know which one of these cables is the car charger?!
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3D print your own dang Lappier! My gift to you on this fine Apro Foo Day. STL file: homestarrunner.com/wallpapers/lap... #MakerBad | |
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I said some words in a sequence I found very pleasing. Maybe you will too. youtu.be/NhfHM3jlKnU
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1 Apr 2015🔗 |
