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A '''[[haiku]]''' is a popular form of poetry that consists of three lines: The first being five syllables long, the second being seven syllables long, and the third being five again.
A '''[[haiku]]''' is a popular form of poetry that consists of three lines: The first being five syllables long, the second being seven syllables long, and the third being five again.


A few characters have recited one, most notably [[Strong Sad]]. [[Strong Bad]] has recited a few, despite once saying he didn't know what they were.
A few characters have recited one, most notably [[Strong Sad]]. [[Strong Bad]] has recited a few, despite once saying he didn't know what they were.


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== Appearances ==
== <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span> ==


* Email [[japanese cartoon]]
* Email [[japanese cartoon]]


<blockquote>So cool an email.<br />
<blockquote>
I thought you would enjoy it.<br />
>So cool an email.<br />
Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...</blockquote>
>I thought you would enjoy it.<br />
* On January 27, 2019, the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account [https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/1089517246475579393 revealed] that this haiku was unintentional, as it was directly referencing a spam email phrase.
>Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...
</blockquote>


* [[Strong Sad's Lament]] — August 5, 2004 post
* [[Strong Sad's Lament]] — August 5, 2004 post


<blockquote>Broken slouchiness,<br />
<blockquote>
Smiling from outside the spine,<br />
>Broken slouchiness,<br />
Sit up straight for once.</blockquote>
>Smiling from outside the spine,<br />
>Sit up straight for once.
</blockquote>
 
* [[Halloween Fairstival]]
* [[Halloween Fairstival]]


<blockquote>This night. Black as pitch.<br />
<blockquote>
Doom from inside me wells up.<br />
>This night. Black as pitch.<br />
Pray I don't get egged.</blockquote>
>Doom from inside me wells up.<br />
<blockquote>Rapping at the door.<br />
>Pray I don't get egged.
Fills up [[-èd|agèd]] pillow case.<br />
</blockquote>
So sick of Smarties.</blockquote>
<blockquote>A butt for a face.<br />
Little brother: dork, dork, dork.<br />
Stay out of my room.</blockquote>
* Email [[virus]]


<blockquote>Computer over?<br />
<blockquote>
Virus equals very yes?!<br />
>Rapping at the door.<br />
That's not a good prize!<br />
>Fills up [[-èd|agèd]] pillow case.<br />
>So sick of Smarties.
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>A butt for a face.<br />
>Little brother: dork, dork, dork.<br />
>Stay out of my room.
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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Lists|Lists]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Word running gags|Word running gags]]</span>
* Email [[virus]]


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>Computer over?<br />
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>Virus equals very yes?!<br />
>That's not a good prize!<br />
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[[Category:Lists]]
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Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026

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Pray he doesn't get egged.

A haiku is a popular form of poetry that consists of three lines: The first being five syllables long, the second being seven syllables long, and the third being five again.

A few characters have recited one, most notably Strong Sad. Strong Bad has recited a few, despite once saying he didn't know what they were.

Appearances

>So cool an email.
>I thought you would enjoy it.
>Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...

>Broken slouchiness,
>Smiling from outside the spine,
>Sit up straight for once.

>This night. Black as pitch.
>Doom from inside me wells up.
>Pray I don't get egged.

>Rapping at the door.
>Fills up agèd pillow case.
>So sick of Smarties.

>A butt for a face.
>Little brother: dork, dork, dork.
>Stay out of my room.

>Computer over?
>Virus equals very yes?!
>That's not a good prize!

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