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<sfx volume="0.6">mid-paced music</sfx>
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<strongbad>The Cheat The Cheat The Cheat The Cheat The Cheat The Cheat</strongbad>
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<strongbad><em>(becoming faster)</em> TheCheatTheCheatTheCheatTheCheatTheCheatTheCheat!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Get me a drink!</strongbad>
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<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
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<strongbad>Hey Strong Mad!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Get...</strongbad>
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<strongbad>get me a drink!</strongbad>
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<strongmad>MORE LIKE, YOU GET ME A DRINK!</strongmad>
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<strongbad>Hey! Don't sass back with me!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Augh.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>We need to figure out how to get some drinks...</strongbad>
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<strongbad>like...<span style="visibility:hidden;">without having to actually get some drinks!</span></strongbad>
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<strongbad>like...without having to actually get some drinks!</strongbad>
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<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
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<strongbad>Ooh! The man with the plan!</strongbad>
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<singer>Tee...TV...TV show! (It's a TV Show!) Tee...TV...TV show!</singer>
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<homestar>Hey guys! Whatja doin?</homestar>
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<strongbad>Oh, just lookin' at a thing in a bag.</strongbad>
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<homestar>Oh cool!</homestar>
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<homestar>Can I see?</homestar>
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<strongbad>No.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>It's for me.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>And The Cheat.</strongbad>
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<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
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<strongbad>And Strong Mad to look at.</strongbad>
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<homestar>Oh. I'm not any of those.</homestar>
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<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
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<homestar>Yes sir!</homestar>
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<sfx>birds chirping</sfx>
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<strongbad volume="0.8">Lookin' at a thing in a bag!</strongbad>
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<homestar>Hey Homestar! Whatcha doin'?</homestar>
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<homestar>Oh, you know, hanging out with the guys.</homestar>
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<homestar>Hey guys,</homestar>
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<homestar>this is the life, right?</homestar>
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<strongbad>Sure is man!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Lookin' at a thing in a bag...</strongbad>
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<strongbad>drinkin' drinks...</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Oh!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Oh yeah.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Homestar! Why don't you go get us cool guys some drinks?</strongbad>
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<homestar>Okay, cool guy!</homestar>
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<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<bubs voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.6">Checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout</bubs>
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<bubs>checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout!
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<homestar>Whoa!</homestar>
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<homestar>Check it out!</homestar>
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<bubs>What can I get for ya?</bubs>
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<homestar>Umm...<span style="visibility:hidden;">four drinks for four cool guys!</span></homestar>
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<homestar>Umm...four drinks for four cool guys!</homestar>
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<bubs>You mean for you, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat?</bubs>
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<homestar>Yeah! How did you know that?</homestar>
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<bubs>Oh, I don't know nothin' about nothin'!</bubs>
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<homestar>Yeah but how did you—</homestar>
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<bubs>Nothin'!</bubs>
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<homestar>But that's weird that you—</homestar>
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<bubs>Nothin'!</bubs>
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<homestar>...Okay, you're weird.</homestar>
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<bubs>So what kind you want?</bubs>
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<homestar>Um, how about two reds, a blue, and an orange.</homestar>
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<bubs>Comin' right up!</bubs>
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<homestar>So Bubs...</homestar>
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<homestar>have you seen that thing in a bag?</homestar>
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<bubs>Oh yeah!</bubs>
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<bubs>It's freakin' awesome!</bubs>
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<homestar>Oh, right. Me too.</homestar>
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<homestar>Yeah, I think so...</homestar>
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<homestar>that it is...</homestar>
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<homestar>too.</homestar>
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<bubs>Here you go!</bubs>
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<homestar>Thanks, Bubsy!</homestar>
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<homestar>One more time!</homestar>
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<bubs>Checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout...</bubs>
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<bubs>checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout...</bubs>
<homestar>Thanks, Bubsy!</homestar>
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<strongbad volume="0.8">Appears that I'm still looking at this thing in a bag...</strongbad>
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<homestar>Drinks, cool guys!</homestar>
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<strongbad>Just put 'em down right there!</strongbad>
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<homestar>Check!</homestar>
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<strongbad>Now, leave.</strongbad>
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<homestar>Check!</homestar>
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<strongbad>Wow, it worked! Free drinks!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Good thinking, The Cheat! </strongbad>
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<strongbad><em>(laughing)</em> Lookin' at a thing in a bag.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>I am truly the greatest guy.</strongbad>
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<bubs>Did the plan work?</bubs>
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<strongmad>LIKE A CHARM!</strongmad>
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<strongbad>Yeah, drink up! Thanks for donating these drinks to our cause!</strongbad>
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<homestar>Oh, I forgot my blue dri—</homestar>
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<homestar>SWEET MOTHER OF MYSTERY!</homestar>
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<homestar>What's going on here?</homestar>
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<strongbad>Umm...drinkin' drinks at the stick.</strongbad>
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<homestar>But what about looking at a thing in some bags?</homestar>
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<strongbad>It escaped. <span style="visibility:hidden;">Into the mountains.</span></strongbad>
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<strongbad>It escaped. Into the mountains.</strongbad>
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<homestar>Aw, shucks. I never got to see it!</homestar>
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<bubs>I thought you said you had!</bubs>
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<homestar>I lied.</homestar>
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<homestar>I was trying to be a cool guy.</homestar>
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<bubs>Liar!</bubs>
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<homestar>Oh well.</homestar>
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<thecheat>peremptory The Cheat noises</thecheat>
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<homestar>Of course!</homestar>
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<bubs>Nice trick, LIAR!</bubs>
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<homestar>Oh wow! Cool!</homestar>
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<strongbad>Um, that bag's empty, Homestar.</strongbad>
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<homestar>Super cool!</homestar>
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<strongbad>Yeah, there's nothing in it.</strongbad>
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<homestar>This is freakin' awesome!</homestar>
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<homestar>This is freakin' awesome!</homestar>
<strongbad>Augh!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Almost makes the free drinks not worth it.</strongbad>
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<homestar>Oh yeah!</homestar>
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<homestar>Lookin' at a thing in a bag!</homestar>
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<homestar>I mean...<span style="visibility:hidden"> I think... I'm a cool guy.</span></homestar>
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<homestar>I mean... I think...<span style="visibility:hidden"> I'm a cool guy.</span></homestar>
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<homestar>I mean... I think... I'm a cool guy.</homestar>
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<bubs voiceover="voiceover">The end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end...</bubs>
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<bubs voiceover="voiceover">the end the end the end the end the end!</bubs>
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