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    <line start="15" end="55" speaker="strongbad">Which e-mail is your favorite? Mine is "the basics".</line>
    <line start="64" end="153" speaker="strongbad">Shang-a-lang-a- "Dear Strong Bad, I was wondering what you're doing for Labor Day. Your friend, Chrispy, Schenectady, NY"</line>
    <line start="162" end="232" speaker="strongbad">Woah! Is today Labor Day?! Well I'm certainly not gonna answer an email! I'ma take the day off.</line>
    <line start="239" end="317" speaker="strongbad">Wow. All of the sudden it's like the world is my place where I don't have to answer an email.</line>
    <line start="328" end="395" speaker="strongbad">Think I'll go sit on my cooler next to The Stick and say stuff to people as they walk by.</line>
    <line start="401" end="448" speaker="strongbad">Now that's what I call the ol' Labor-Dabor.</line>
    <line start="476" end="522" speaker="strongbad">Hey Pom Pom, man, it's Labor Day. Why don't you get a life?</line>
    <line start="529" end="544" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
    <line start="550" end="600" speaker="strongbad">That guy needs to get a life for real. Like me! I got a great life!</line>
    <line start="606" end="648" speaker="strongbad">Chillin' with my cooler at The Stick, sayin' stuff to people.</line>
    <line start="659" end="726" speaker="strongbad">Nice stench there, buddy. Smellin' real nice. I give you an A+ on smell.</line>
    <line start="731" end="811" speaker="strongbad">Or rather, you get an A+ on smellin' like crap. And a solid F- on smellin' any good.</line>
    <line start="822" end="849" speaker="strongbad">That guy doesn't smell any good.</line>
    <line start="860" end="917" speaker="strongbad">And if it isn't Coach Z. Good ol'... green Coach Z.</line>
    <line start="926" end="980" speaker="strongbad">Hey, I always wondered, is your skin green or are you wearing a green body suit?</line>
    <line start="982" end="1011" speaker="strongbad">Y'know with footies and sockies.</line>
    <line start="1017" end="1058" speaker="coachz">Oh, I got footies all right— athlete's footies!</line>
    <line start="1061" end="1090" speaker="strongbad">Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town.</line>
    <line start="1096" end="1168" speaker="strongbad">Like you aren't an easy target for my witty jabs and clever put-downs. Whatever will I say?</line>
    <line start="1173" end="1220" speaker="kingoftown">Do you have anything relatively edible in that cooler?</line>
    <line start="1221" end="1266" speaker="strongbad">No. You're fat. High-five, The Stick!</line>
    <line start="1271" end="1293" speaker="strongbad">Oh. Sorry, The Stick.</line>
    <line start="1298" end="1352" speaker="strongbad">Oh! The two guys. Strong Mad and The Cheat.</line>
    <line start="1364" end="1448" speaker="strongbad">The guys in which one of them is really big and the other is really small. Nice contrast, there, guys!</line>
    <line start="1468" end="1479" speaker="strongbad">That's all I got.</line>
    <line start="1494" end="1581" speaker="strongbad">Well, this is shaping up to be one heck of a Labor-Dabor. Hey, The Stick, you want a burger?</line>
    <line start="1589" end="1642" speaker="bubs">This here's the best Labor Day B-B-Q I ever been B-B-to.</line>
    <line start="1647" end="1661" speaker="marzipan">I wonder why?</line>
    <line start="1665" end="1708" speaker="homestar">Has anyone seen Strong Bad? I sent him an invitation.</line>
    <line start="1712" end="1734" speaker="strongsad">Maybe it got "da-leet-ed".</line>
    <line start="1737" end="1760" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">laughing</line>
    <line start="1761" end="1772" speaker="homestar">That's a good one Strong Sad.</line>
    <line start="1773" end="1796" speaker="coachz">Oh, gee, life of the pratty.</line>
    <line start="1797" end="1829" speaker="bubs">Three cheers for Strong Sad!</line>
    <line start="1857" end="1935" speaker="strongbad">So, The Stick, how's your burger? Sorry about that high-five thing.</line>
    <line start="1947" end="1962" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">mumbles</line>
    <line start="1976" end="1994" speaker="strongbad">I'm gonna go check my e-mail.</line>
    <line start="2026" end="2075" speaker="strongbad">Schenectady Crispies are so freaking good, they taste twice!</line>
    <line start="2082" end="2125" speaker="strongbad">Once in your mouth, and once in your... esophagus!</line>
    <line start="2132" end="2165" speaker="strongbad">I hope I don't get caught!</line>
    <line start="2224" end="2242" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Everybody knows it.</line>
    <line start="2254" end="2272" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Everybody knows it.</line>
    <line start="2284" end="2306" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Everybody knows it's true.</line>
    <line start="2337" end="2345" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, yeah.</line>
    <line start="2365" end="2389" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">You gotta do the best you can.</line>
    <line start="2405" end="2427" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">And work out twice a day.</line>
    <line start="2455" end="2484" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Don't ask me why I said it.</line>
    <line start="2515" end="2533" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Because I already forgot.</line>
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