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"We need to get you some serious Klown Kare, man."

Kertified Klown Kare

is a medical service that, as the name suggests, specializes in treating clown-related injuries. In the

Strong Bad Email

long pants

Strong Bad

suggests that

Homestar

— driven to insanity by an accusation regarding his

lack of pants

— receive a "serious" amount of said care.

Rodeo and Tragic Clown Hot Dogs are not accepted.

List of provided services

Pie Injuries
Giant Foot Problems
Wacky Malaria
Grease Paint Poisoning

Appearances

Debut: Email long pants

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Category:

Companies

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-<p>Rodeo and <a href="/index.php?title=Tragic_Clown_Dog" title="Tragic Clown Dog">Tragic Clown Hot Dogs</a> are not accepted.
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+Kertified Klown Kare
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+Strong Bad Email
+long pants
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+suggests that
+Homestar
+— driven to insanity by an accusation regarding his
+lack of pants
+— receive a "serious" amount of said care.
+Rodeo and [[Tragic Clown Dog|Tragic Clown Hot Dogs]] are not accepted.
+== List of provided services ==
+* [[Pie]] Injuries
+* Giant Foot Problems
+* Wacky Malaria
+* Grease Paint Poisoning
+== Appearances ==
+* '''Debut:''' Email [[long pants]]
+[[Category:Companies]]

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