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'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]
* Email [[50 emails]]
* Email [[50 emails]]
* [[strongbad email.exe Disc Three]]
* [[strongbad email.exe Disc Three]]
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'''Computer:''' Compy 386
* Email [[virus]]
* Email [[virus]]


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'''Computer:''' [[Corpy NT6]] (puppet variation)
* [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
* [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]


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'''Computer:''' [[Lappy 486]]
* Email [[retirement]]
* Email [[retirement]]


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'''Computer:''' Corpy NT6
* Email [[from work]]
* Email [[from work]]


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'''Computer:''' [[Compé]]
* [[Compy Catalog]]
* [[Compy Catalog]]


<blockquote>FRAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br />
<blockquote>FRAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br />
<br />
Your brand new computer is bloke.<br />
Your brand new computer is bloke.<br />
<br />
Please prepare to wait on hold<br />
Please prepare to wait on hold<br />
with tech support for several hours.<br />
with tech support for several hours.<br />
<br />
The current tech support smugness<br />
The current tech support smugness<br />
level is RED.</blockquote>
level is RED.</blockquote>
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YOUR TANDY [[A Splode|A SPLODE]]
YOUR TANDY A SPLODE


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That is not a small number!
WAAGH! That is not a small number! That is a ''BIG'' number!


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* Email [[virus]] — The Compy refuses to delete the virus email, reports more than 400,000 viruses, then blue-screens before the contents of the screen pour onto the carpet.
* Email [[virus]] — The Compy refuses to delete the virus email, reports more than 400,000 viruses, then blue-screens before the contents of the screen pour onto the carpet.


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== <span class="mw-headline">The Paper</span> ==
== <span class="mw-headline">The Paper</span> ==


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&quot;wE haDd A goOd RUN, oLD buDddy.&quot;
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Following 172 emails of service, [[The Paper]] and its printer fell from an [[Hammerspace|unknown location]] above Strong Bad, breaking it as predicted in the email [[montage]]. After a few moments of reminiscing, Strong Bad burned the paper, in accordance with its last wishes. It was almost immediately replaced by an inkjet printer and the [[New Paper]]. The Paper came back in [[email thunder]] to beat up the New Paper, but since it got burned, its current fate is unknown. In [[hremail 3184]], the Lappy's explosion destroyed one of the Papers, but it's unknown for sure which one.
Following 172 emails of service, [[The Paper]] and its printer fell from an [[Hammerspace|unknown location]] above Strong Bad, breaking it as predicted in the email [[montage]]. After a few moments of reminiscing, Strong Bad burned the paper, in accordance with its last wishes. It was almost immediately replaced by an inkjet printer and the [[New Paper]]. The Paper came back in [[email thunder]] to beat up the New Paper, but since it got burned, its current fate is unknown. In [[hremail 3184]], the Lappy's explosion destroyed one of the Papers, but it's unknown for sure which one.


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* Email [[hremail 3184]]
* Email [[hremail 3184]]


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Revision as of 01:53, 14 July 2026

Nearly every computer that Strong Bad has owned has malfunctioned at some point, and they have done so in some famously tragic ways, most often with a Flagrant System Error or by exploding (the latter ending the computer's run to be replaced by a newer, better, but still obsolete version).

  • [#System_Errors 1 System Errors]
    • [#Flagrant_System_Error 1.1 Flagrant System Error]
    • [#Computer_Over_Notification 1.2 Computer Over Notification]
    • [#Flamboyant_System_Error 1.3 Flamboyant System Error]
    • [#Teal_Screen_of_Near_Death 1.4 Teal Screen of Near Death]
    • [#Temp_Log_Off.2FOut_Error 1.5 Temp Log Off/Out Error]
    • [#Fake_Fragrant_System_Error 1.6 Fake Fragrant System Error]
  • [#Strong_Bad.27s_Computers_Exploding 2 Strong Bad's Computers Exploding]
    • [#Appearances 2.1 Appearances]
  • [#Miscellaneous_Malfunctions 3 Miscellaneous Malfunctions]
    • [#Appearances_2 3.1 Appearances]
  • [#The_Paper 4 The Paper]
    • [#Appearances_3 4.1 Appearances]

System Errors

The System Error screen appears whenever Strong Bad's computer crashes. It is a direct reference to the blue screen of death that appears on Windows computers.

Flagrant System Error

File:Flagrant system error 2.PNG

"What the... Where did all my emails go?"

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR


The system is down. I dunno what
you did, moron, but you sure

screwed everything up good.

Computer Over Notification

File:Flagrant system error.PNG

"Computer over? Virus equals very yes? That's not a good prize!"

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR


Computer over.

Virus = Very Yes.

Flamboyant System Error

Flamboyant System Error


3rd Qtr. Projection= Bad News

Teal Screen of Near Death

{| class="wikitable" style="margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto"

|-

|

File:NO symbol red w-gray.png
Oh, Child!
File:Warning symbol yellow w-gray.png

It's the Teal Screen
 of Near Death! (TSoND) 

|}

Temp Log Off/Out Error

File:Temperror.PNG

"Augh, gonna be a long one."

{| class="wikitable" cellspacing="0" style="border:1px solid white; color:white; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto"

|- | style="background: #FFFFFF; color: #455FD8"|  TEMP LOG OFF/OUT ERROR  |-

|

Oh you are SOOOO not
gonna work here again!

|}

Fake Fragrant System Error

FRAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR

Your brand new computer is bloke.
Please prepare to wait on hold
with tech support for several hours.
The current tech support smugness

level is RED.

Strong Bad's Computers Exploding

Some of Strong Bad's computers are also known to explode, whether spontaneously or by outside forces. Probably the most famous of these explosions was the first explosion of the Tandy 400, which was later fixed (though it still had some malfunctions afterward).

Appearances

Miscellaneous Malfunctions

File:Sbemail118.png

WAAGH! That is not a small number! That is a BIG number!

Strong Bad's computers often have various malfunctions, sometimes involving explosions or viruses.

Appearances

  • Email sisters — The Tandy spontaneously deletes Strong Bad's email, then saves another email when Strong Bad tries to delete it.
  • Email virus — The Compy refuses to delete the virus email, reports more than 400,000 viruses, then blue-screens before the contents of the screen pour onto the carpet.

The Paper

Following 172 emails of service, The Paper and its printer fell from an unknown location above Strong Bad, breaking it as predicted in the email montage. After a few moments of reminiscing, Strong Bad burned the paper, in accordance with its last wishes. It was almost immediately replaced by an inkjet printer and the New Paper. The Paper came back in email thunder to beat up the New Paper, but since it got burned, its current fate is unknown. In hremail 3184, the Lappy's explosion destroyed one of the Papers, but it's unknown for sure which one.

Appearances