Scroll Button Songs

This article is about the list of all scroll button songs. For the DVD video featuring the first seventeen songs, see Scroll Button Songs (video).

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"I'm always late for school 'cause your moms drive slow! Ooooooooooooh!"

Scroll Button Songs (also referred to as Strong Bad Email raps) are the songs that Strong Bad sings on the Strong Bad Email menu page. The list is ordered from the newest at the top, to the oldest at the bottom. A collection of the scroll button songs (from "Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons" to "Huzzah, on the mic...") was included on strongbad email.exe Disc One. Many previous songs can be heard by clicking the small checkered box below the scroll bar, with the song depending on the computer the menu is on.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Coach Z

Strong Bad Email Menu

Song	Time Featured	Flash Mirror	Sound File
Lappier
Is it Lappi-er or Lappi-ay? Scroll buttons, I hope you never scroll away!	December 31, 2020 – present the next april fools thing –	Watch	Listen
Compé
It's the Compé, and ya can't stop mé... when we join forces with the scrolla but-ton-és!	August 31, 2009 – December 31, 2020 independent – the next april fools thing	Watch	Listen
Corpy NT6
{silence; Strong Bad is absent} This has no sound, and is not accessible from the current menu.	July 13, 2009 – August 30, 2009 imaginary – independent	View	N/A
Lappy 486
{silence; Strong Bad is absent, possibly due to the Lappy's destruction in hremail 3184} This has no sound, and is not accessible from the current menu.	June 29, 2009 – July 12, 2009 hremail 3184	View	N/A
You've never seen anything quite like these buttons! Come on, y'all, give me a little scroll lovin'!	April 21, 2008 – June 28, 2009 specially marked – email thunder	Watch	Listen
Oh! You! Are! Now! Scrollin' with the best! Scroll buttons put your mouse-clickin' finger to the test!	November 27, 2007 – April 20, 2008 yes, wrestling – rated	Watch	Listen
{Music is playing} Control your scrolls. Click and hold with scroll buttons! Ungh... {Music ends} This song is absent from the current menu.	August 13, 2007 – November 26, 2007 mini-golf – business trip	Watch	No link
Look around, I think you'll find, that these... buttons, are the scrolling kind.	January 22, 2007 – August 12, 2007 looking old – the paper	Watch	Listen
I'm scrollin' up high, you're scrollin' down low. I'm always late for school 'cause your moms drive slow. Ooooooooooooh!	July 10, 2006 – January 22, 2007 redesign – what i want	Watch	Listen
Scroll buttons! Just do your job, just do your job, just do your job! This song was never featured, but is on the current menu. It was first heard in the Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack.	N/A	N/A	Listen
Scroll buttons never looked so good! Scrollin' up and down like you knew they would...	January 8, 2006 – July 10, 2006 high school – isp	Watch	Listen
Ooh, back on the scene! Scroll buttons gettin' mean, and I like to be a jerk, so we make a great team! This song was never featured, but is on the current menu. It was first heard in the Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack.	N/A	N/A	Listen
Scroll buttons and random, you can't handle 'em! Just the way I planned 'em! Everybody likes... you... friend!	September 12, 2005 – January 8, 2006 lady...ing – portrait	Watch	Listen
...and that's why I like to scroll with Scroll Buttons.	June 6 – September 11, 2005 boring (really) – lady...ing	Watch	Listen
Scroll buttons and the Lappy, together at last. How you eva' learn to scriggy-scroll so fast?	November 29, 2004 – June 5, 2005 animal – do over	Watch	Listen
Compy 386
S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well!	November 8 – November 28, 2004 montage – virus	Watch	Listen
Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my email client. Huzzah!	August 16 – November 7, 2004 other days – extra plug	Watch	Listen
Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it!	April 20 – August 15, 2004 car – for kids	Watch	Listen
Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys! This song is absent from the current menu.	March 16 – April 19, 2004 flashback	Watch	No link
I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? Wha'.	January 19 – March 15, 2004 the bet – different town	Watch	Listen
The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin.	November 25, 2003 – January 18, 2004 colonization – video games	Watch	Listen
Chew-a chew-a scroll buttons! Chew-a chew-a rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long!	September 15 – November 24, 2003 kids' book – local news	Watch	Listen
Scroll button, scroll buttons, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you!	August 4 – September 14, 2003 stunt double – kids' book	Watch	Listen
COACH Z: And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack! STRONG BAD: Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. This song is absent from the current menu.	May 19 – August 3, 2003 mascot – stunt double	Watch	No link
Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack!	March 31 – May 18, 2003 caper – crazy cartoon	Watch	Listen
Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons 2.0. {The Paper comes down}	January 20 – March 30, 2003 marzipan – autobiography	Watch	Listen
Scroll-a bot-ton-és! This song is absent from the current menu.	Unknown – January 19, 2003 Unknown – dragon	Watch	No link
Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities. This song is absent from the current menu.	Unknown Unknown	No link	No link
'Sup, my scrollies? You guys are looking good. This song is absent from the current menu.	September 9, 2002 – Unknown invisibility – Unknown	No link	No link
Tandy 400
Scroll buttons. What is UP?	July 29, 2002 – August 5, 2002 – September 8, 2002 property of ones – vacation (& sb email 22)	No link	Listen
Scroll buttons... you guys okay? This song is absent from the current menu.	July 8, 2002 – July 29, 2002 sisters – helium	Watch	No link
Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together.	Unknown – June 25, 2002 Unknown – gimmicks	No link	Listen
Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons.	March 4, 2002 – Unknown band names – Unknown	No link	Listen
Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack
COACH Z: Scroll buttons scrollin' off in a rage! STRONG BAD: I'm on a rampage! This song was never featured, and is absent from the current menu. It is only heard in the Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack.	N/A	No link	No link

Fun Facts

Trivia

• The April 21st, 2008 song had been on the site for 14 months and 7 days, the longest period of time for any scroll button song. It has since been eclipsed by the Compé's run, though most of that time has been during a site-wide hiatus.
• The "scrolla but-ton-és" in the August 31st, 2009 song is a callback to a much older "song", where that is all that Strong Bad said.

Remarks

• The August 13th, 2007 song is the only one to include instrumental music, and the button to whatever is playing the music can be heard being pressed at about the time Strong Bad hits enter on his computer.
• The April 20th, 2004 song references the addition of a draggable scroll bar with the line "Hold it, control it".

Inside References

• The September 12, 2005 song refers to random.bat which was released simultaneously with the rap.
• The June 6, 2005 song is one of Marzipan's attempts at a scroll button song in replacement, which, interestingly enough, Strong Bad ridiculed as "the worst song [he] ever heard." The Brothers Chaps decided to use this as a scroll button song while they were recording the commentary for that email.
• The rap duet between Coach Z and Strong Bad may be a reference to new hands, in which Coach Z first performs "These peoples try to fade me."
• The duet unique to Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack calls back to their duet in rampage.

Real-World References

• In the November 8, 2004 rap, Strong Bad refers to Norman Rockwell, an early-20th-century painter.

External Links

• Strong Bad Email menu
• view the Flash file for the Strong Bad Email menu