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| '''[[Strong Bad Email]] #56'''
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| [https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/56-current-status watch] · [[cheat talk|← cheat talk]] · [[japanese cartoon|japanese cartoon →]]
<td> <b> <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email" title="Strong Bad Email">Strong Bad Email</a> #56 </b>
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</td></tr></table><div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:sbemail56.PNG" title="&quot;This crap ain't funny!&quot;"><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="130" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/6/68/sbemail56.PNG/180px-sbemail56.PNG" width="180"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:sbemail56.PNG" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>"This crap ain't funny!"</div></div></div>
<p>In a rushed email, Strong Bad is asked what his current status is with the ladies.
</p><p><b>Cast (in order of appearance):</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Zubs_and_Coach_B" title="Zubs and Coach B">Zubs and Coach B</a>
</p><p><b>Places:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Computer_Room" title="Computer Room">Computer Room</a>
</p><p><b>Computer:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Compy_386" title="Compy 386">Compy 386</a>
</p><p><b>Date:</b> Monday, December 30, 2002
</p><p><b>Running Time:</b> 1:14
</p><p><b>Page Title:</b> Compy 386!
</p><p><b>DVD: </b><a href="/index.php?title=strongbad_email.exe_Disc_Two" title="strongbad email.exe Disc Two">strongbad_email.exe Disc Two</a>
</p>


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<a id="Transcript" name="Transcript"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript </span></h2>
 
<p><i>{Start of the email at the monitor; Strong Bad is absent. The mechanical humming of the Compy 386 can be heard faintly. Footsteps can be heard, getting faster as they approach, and Strong Bad runs on-screen. He notices the computer and screeches to a halt.}</i>
''"This crap ain't funny!"''
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Oh! The email!
 
</p><p><i>{He sits at the computer}</i>
In a rushed email, Strong Bad is asked what his current status is with the ladies.
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Uh, look guys. I don't have a lotta time. I'm kind of in the middle of something and I really can't explain. I'll try and do an email <i>{he types strongbad_email.exe}</i> real quick-a-like.
 
</p><p><i>{email pops up}</i>
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Zubs and Coach B]]
</p><p><i>{reading fast}</i>
 
</p>
'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]
<blockquote class="compy email">Hey man,<br/>
 
I was just wondering what your<br/>
'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]
current status with the ladies is?<br/>
 
<br/>
'''Date:''' Monday, December 30, 2002
Jordan Reynolds<br/>
 
New Hampshire</blockquote>
'''Running Time:''' 1:14
<p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Uhh, let's see... <i>{typing}</i> Strong Bad with the ladies —Current Status: They all still want me. <i>{stops typing}</i> Y'know, what can I say? I'm a chick magnet. A babe conductor. A... logarithm... for the ladies.
 
</p><p><b>COACH Z:</b> <i>{offscreen}</i> Hey, Strong Bad!
'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!
</p><p><b>BUBS:</b> <i>{offscreen}</i> Hey, Strong Bad!
 
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Oop, gotta go!
'''DVD:'''[[strongbad email.exe Disc Two]]
</p><p><i>{He runs off. Coach Z and Bubs walk in. Their heads have been swapped, and thus are now Coach B and Zubs.}</i> <sup><small><a href="#Footnote" title="">[1]</a></small></sup>
 
</p><p><b>COACH B:</b> Well... he's not here.
== Transcript ==
</p><p><b>ZUBS:</b> Well, you better find him quick! This crap ain't funny!
 
</p><p><b>COACH B:</b> I'd be hard-pressed to do <i>anything</i> quick in <i>this</i> train-wreck! What've ya been eatin', concrete?
''{Start of the email at the monitor; Strong Bad is absent. The mechanical humming of the Compy 386 can be heard faintly. Footsteps can be heard, getting faster as they approach, and Strong Bad runs on-screen. He notices the computer and screeches to a halt.}''
</p><p><i>{Coach B walks off.}</i>
 
</p><p><b>ZUBS:</b> Least I don't have no clown feet! I can hardly walk in these things! <i>{Cut to his feet. Shortly after, he walks off}</i> Ronald McDonald, grumble-mumble...
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! The email!
</p><p><i>{<a href="/index.php?title=The_Paper" title="The Paper">The Paper</a> comes down.}</i>
 
</p>
''{He sits at the computer}''
<a id="Footnote" name="Footnote"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Footnote</span></h3>
 
<ol><li>For the purpose of this transcript and throughout the page, it is assumed that Coach B has Coach Z's head and voice, and Zubs has Bubs's head and voice. It has never been revealed whether this is true, or if the opposite is true.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, look guys. I don't have a lotta time. I'm kind of in the middle of something and I really can't explain. I'll try and do an email ''{he types strongbad_email.exe}'' real quick-a-like.
</li></ol>
 
<a id="Easter_Eggs" name="Easter_Eggs"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Easter Eggs </span></h2>
''{email pops up}''
<ul><li>At the end, click on the disk on the table. The Compy will create a message that says:
 
</li></ul>
''{reading fast}''
<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none">The Coach B/Zubs Project<br/>
 
Current Status: Pretty Hilarious
<blockquote>
>Hey man,<br />
>I was just wondering what your<br />
>current status with the ladies is?<br />
><br />
>Jordan Reynolds<br />
>New Hampshire
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
<a id="Fun_Facts" name="Fun_Facts"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span></h2>
<a id="Explanations" name="Explanations"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Explanations</span></h3>
<ul><li>A <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=logarithm" title="wikipedia:logarithm">logarithm</a> is a mathematical term that is the inverse of raising a number to a power.
</li></ul>
<a id="Trivia" name="Trivia"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"> Trivia </span></h3>
<ul><li>The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "<a href="/index.php?title=Floppy_Disk_Container" title="Floppy Disk Container">loom disk 1 of 24</a>".
</li><li>The <a href="/index.php?title=YouTube" title="YouTube">YouTube</a> description for this email is "Strong Bad is apparently able to switch people's heads in this oft-forgotten sbemail."
</li></ul>
<a id="Remarks" name="Remarks"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Remarks</span></h3>
<ul><li>A disk drive can be heard in the Easter egg, but the Compy has no disk drive to speak of.
</li></ul>
<a id="Real-World_References" name="Real-World_References"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Real-World References</span></h3>
<ul><li>Zubs mumbles the name of <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Ronald_McDonald" title="wikipedia:Ronald McDonald">Ronald McDonald</a>, the clown mascot of the <a href="/index.php?title=McDonald%27s" title="McDonald's">McDonald's</a> fast-food restaurant chain, known for wearing large red clown shoes.
</li><li>This appears to be inspired by such classic Looney Tunes cartoons as <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Duck_Amuck" title="wikipedia:Duck Amuck">Duck Amuck</a>, which features the main characters with the wrong body parts.
</li></ul>
<a id="YouTube_Version" name="YouTube_Version"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">YouTube Version</span></h2>
<ul><li>The Easter egg plays automatically.
</li></ul>
<a id="External_Links" name="External_Links"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> External Links </span></h2>
<ul><li><a class="extiw" href="https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/56-current-status" title="hr:sbemails/56-current-status">watch "current status"</a>
</li><li><a class="extiw" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVSNRREpCkw" title="youtube:DVSNRREpCkw">watch "current status"</a> on <a href="/index.php?title=YouTube" title="YouTube">YouTube</a>
</li><li><a class="extiw" href="https://old.homestarrunner.com/sbemail56.html" title="oldhr:sbemail56.html">watch "current status"</a> on the old <a href="/index.php?title=Flash" title="Flash">Flash</a> site
</li><li><a class="extiw" href="https://old.homestarrunner.com/sbemail56.swf" title="oldhr:sbemail56.swf">view the Flash file for "current status"</a>
</li></ul>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh, let's see... ''{typing}'' Strong Bad with the ladies —Current Status: They all still want me. ''{stops typing}'' Y'know, what can I say? I'm a chick magnet. A babe conductor. A... logarithm... for the ladies.
'''COACH Z:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey, Strong Bad!
'''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey, Strong Bad!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oop, gotta go!
''{He runs off. Coach Z and Bubs walk in. Their heads have been swapped, and thus are now Coach B and Zubs.}'' [#Footnote [1]]
'''COACH B:''' Well... he's not here.
'''ZUBS:''' Well, you better find him quick! This crap ain't funny!
'''COACH B:''' I'd be hard-pressed to do ''anything'' quick in ''this'' train-wreck! What've ya been eatin', concrete?
''{Coach B walks off.}''
'''ZUBS:''' Least I don't have no clown feet! I can hardly walk in these things! ''{Cut to his feet. Shortly after, he walks off}'' Ronald McDonald, grumble-mumble...
''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''
=== Footnote ===
# For the purpose of this transcript and throughout the page, it is assumed that Coach B has Coach Z's head and voice, and Zubs has Bubs's head and voice. It has never been revealed whether this is true, or if the opposite is true.
== Easter Eggs ==
* At the end, click on the disk on the table. The Compy will create a message that says:
<blockquote>
>The Coach B/Zubs Project<br />
>Current Status: Pretty Hilarious
</blockquote>
== Fun Facts ==
=== Explanations ===
* A [[logarithm]] is a mathematical term that is the inverse of raising a number to a power.
=== Trivia ===
* The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container|loom disk 1 of 24]]".
* The [[YouTube]] description for this email is "Strong Bad is apparently able to switch people's heads in this oft-forgotten sbemail."
=== Remarks ===
* A disk drive can be heard in the Easter egg, but the Compy has no disk drive to speak of.
=== Real-World References ===
* Zubs mumbles the name of [[Ronald McDonald]], the clown mascot of the [[McDonald's]] fast-food restaurant chain, known for wearing large red clown shoes.
* This appears to be inspired by such classic Looney Tunes cartoons as [[Duck Amuck]], which features the main characters with the wrong body parts.
== YouTube Version ==
* The Easter egg plays automatically.
== External Links ==


* [https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/56-current-status watch "current status"]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVSNRREpCkw watch "current status"] on [[YouTube]]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/sbemail56.html watch "current status"] on the old [[Flash]] site
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/sbemail56.swf view the Flash file for "current status"]


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Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026

Strong Bad Email #56
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"This crap ain't funny!"

In a rushed email, Strong Bad is asked what his current status is with the ladies.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Zubs and Coach B

Places: Computer Room

Computer: Compy 386

Date: Monday, December 30, 2002

Running Time: 1:14

Page Title: Compy 386!

DVD: strongbad_email.exe Disc Two

Transcript

{Start of the email at the monitor; Strong Bad is absent. The mechanical humming of the Compy 386 can be heard faintly. Footsteps can be heard, getting faster as they approach, and Strong Bad runs on-screen. He notices the computer and screeches to a halt.}

STRONG BAD: Oh! The email!

{He sits at the computer}

STRONG BAD: Uh, look guys. I don't have a lotta time. I'm kind of in the middle of something and I really can't explain. I'll try and do an email {he types strongbad_email.exe} real quick-a-like.

{email pops up}

{reading fast}

STRONG BAD: Uhh, let's see... {typing} Strong Bad with the ladies —Current Status: They all still want me. {stops typing} Y'know, what can I say? I'm a chick magnet. A babe conductor. A... logarithm... for the ladies.

COACH Z: {offscreen} Hey, Strong Bad!

BUBS: {offscreen} Hey, Strong Bad!

STRONG BAD: Oop, gotta go!

{He runs off. Coach Z and Bubs walk in. Their heads have been swapped, and thus are now Coach B and Zubs.} [1]

COACH B: Well... he's not here.

ZUBS: Well, you better find him quick! This crap ain't funny!

COACH B: I'd be hard-pressed to do anything quick in this train-wreck! What've ya been eatin', concrete?

{Coach B walks off.}

ZUBS: Least I don't have no clown feet! I can hardly walk in these things! {Cut to his feet. Shortly after, he walks off} Ronald McDonald, grumble-mumble...

{The Paper comes down.}

Footnote

  1. For the purpose of this transcript and throughout the page, it is assumed that Coach B has Coach Z's head and voice, and Zubs has Bubs's head and voice. It has never been revealed whether this is true, or if the opposite is true.

Easter Eggs

  • At the end, click on the disk on the table. The Compy will create a message that says:

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • A logarithm is a mathematical term that is the inverse of raising a number to a power.

Trivia

  • The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "loom disk 1 of 24".
  • The YouTube description for this email is "Strong Bad is apparently able to switch people's heads in this oft-forgotten sbemail."

Remarks

  • A disk drive can be heard in the Easter egg, but the Compy has no disk drive to speak of.

Real-World References

  • Zubs mumbles the name of Ronald McDonald, the clown mascot of the McDonald's fast-food restaurant chain, known for wearing large red clown shoes.
  • This appears to be inspired by such classic Looney Tunes cartoons as Duck Amuck, which features the main characters with the wrong body parts.

YouTube Version

  • The Easter egg plays automatically.

External Links

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