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''"No such thing, Stu. No such thing."''
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<p><b>Wireless Bizness</b> was an abandoned project created by <a href="/index.php?title=The_Brothers_Chaps" title="The Brothers Chaps">The Brothers Chaps</a> to have <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email" title="Strong Bad Email">Strong Bad Emails</a> on mobile phones supporting <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Wireless_Application_Protocol" title="wikipedia:Wireless Application Protocol">WAP</a>. At the time it was accessible, the few emails that were in it were all plain text with short emails having short answers. One of them was later given animation and featured on the <a href="/index.php?title=TV_Time_Toons_Menu" title="TV Time Toons Menu">TV Time Toons Menu</a>. <a href="/index.php?title=E-mail_Birds" title="E-mail Birds">E-mail Birds</a> are reportedly based on another three WAP emails. It is not known why this project was terminated.
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''"Looks like it woulda been a pile-a-minute!"''
 
'''Wireless Bizness''' was an abandoned project created by [[The Brothers Chaps]] to have [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]] on mobile phones supporting [[Wireless Application Protocol|WAP]]. At the time it was accessible, the few emails that were in it were all plain text with short emails having short answers. One of them was later given animation and featured on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]]. [[E-mail Birds]] are reportedly based on another three WAP emails. It is not known why this project was terminated.
 
== Likely WAP Emails ==
 
<blockquote>
>Dear Strong Bad, I drank too much salty plum soda.<br />
>-Stu<br />
><br />
>No such thing, Stu. No such thing.
</blockquote>
 
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
>how are you why don't you make a joke<br />
Dear Strong Bad, I drank too much salty plum soda.<br/>
>kiss<br />
-Stu<br/>
>bettina<br />
<br/>
><br />
No such thing, Stu. No such thing.
>Uh, I'm fine, Bettina. Why don't you make a sentence?
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
<blockquote>how are you why don't you make a joke<br/>
kiss<br/>
bettina<br/>
<br/>
Uh, I'm fine, Bettina. Why don't you make a sentence?</blockquote>
<blockquote>Homestar Runner is a total dork. Don't you<br/>
think he's a total dork? I think he's a total dork!<br/>
-Jeffrey Gilligan<br/>
<br/>
I agree. Don't you think I agree? I agree!</blockquote>
<blockquote>Do you like to horse ride? I am horse woman!<br/>
neigh. Horse woman can beat Strong Bad up.<br/>
*kick*<br/>
<br/>
-Naomi, AB<br/>
<br/>
Strong Bad feed horse woman poison oats. *sting* -15 hp</blockquote>
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<ul><li>Salty plum soda exists in real life and is in fact a staple of <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Vietnamese_cuisine" title="wikipedia:Vietnamese cuisine">Vietnamese cuisine</a>.
</li></ul>
<a id="External_Links" name="External_Links"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span></h2>
<ul><li><a class="extiw" href="https://old.homestarrunner.com/wireless.html" title="oldhr:wireless.html">view the page leading to the non-existent WAP page</a>
</li><li><a class="extiw" href="https://homestarrunner.com/media/pages/toons/3bcf0cc252-1609343368/menu_sbemail.gif" title="hr:media/pages/toons/3bcf0cc252-1609343368/menu sbemail.gif">view the only available WAP email, with added animation</a>
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</td><td> This article requires information that is <b>no longer accessible</b>. Our records are currently incomplete, but you could help the wiki by <span class="plainlinks"><a class="external text" href="/index.php?title=Wireless_Bizness" rel="nofollow" title="http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Wireless_Bizness&amp;action=edit"><b>contributing your knowledge</b></a></span> on the matter. <b>Missing:</b> other emails (<a href="/index.php?title=Talk:Wireless_Bizness" title="Talk:Wireless Bizness">at least one</a> may be undocumented)
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<blockquote>
>Homestar Runner is a total dork. Don't you<br />
>think he's a total dork? I think he's a total dork!<br />
>-Jeffrey Gilligan<br />
><br />
>I agree. Don't you think I agree? I agree!
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
>Do you like to horse ride? I am horse woman!<br />
>neigh. Horse woman can beat Strong Bad up.<br />
>*kick*<br />
><br />
>-Naomi, AB<br />
><br />
>Strong Bad feed horse woman poison oats. *sting* -15 hp
</blockquote>
== Real-World References ==
* Salty plum soda exists in real life and is in fact a staple of [[Vietnamese cuisine]].
== External Links ==


* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/wireless.html view the page leading to the non-existent WAP page]
* [https://homestarrunner.com/media/pages/toons/3bcf0cc252-1609343368/menu_sbemail.gif view the only available WAP email, with added animation]


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Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026

"No such thing, Stu. No such thing."
"Looks like it woulda been a pile-a-minute!"

Wireless Bizness was an abandoned project created by The Brothers Chaps to have Strong Bad Emails on mobile phones supporting WAP. At the time it was accessible, the few emails that were in it were all plain text with short emails having short answers. One of them was later given animation and featured on the TV Time Toons Menu. E-mail Birds are reportedly based on another three WAP emails. It is not known why this project was terminated.

Likely WAP Emails

Dear Strong Bad, I drank too much salty plum soda.
-Stu

No such thing, Stu. No such thing.

how are you why don't you make a joke
kiss
bettina

Uh, I'm fine, Bettina. Why don't you make a sentence?

Homestar Runner is a total dork. Don't you
think he's a total dork? I think he's a total dork!
-Jeffrey Gilligan

I agree. Don't you think I agree? I agree!

Do you like to horse ride? I am horse woman!
neigh. Horse woman can beat Strong Bad up.
*kick*

-Naomi, AB

Strong Bad feed horse woman poison oats. *sting* -15 hp

Real-World References

External Links

This article requires information that is no longer accessible. Our records are currently incomplete, but you could help the wiki by contributing your knowledge on the matter. Missing: other emails (at least one may be undocumented)

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