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<blockquote><b>MATT:</b>  I love that "gross towel" immediately equals Coach Z. <br/>
<b>MIKE:</b>  Coach Z and gross towels— in the last year or so, there's been a few references to towels, hasn't there?</blockquote>
<dl><dd>— <a href="/index.php?title=The_Brothers_Chaps" title="The Brothers Chaps">The Brothers Chaps</a> on the <a href="/index.php?title=DNA_Evidence" title="DNA Evidence">DNA Evidence DVD commentary</a>
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<p><b>Towels</b> are regularly mentioned and used in the <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner_universe" title="Homestar Runner universe">Homestar Runner universe</a>. Typically they are seen being worn after bathing, rather than used as a cleaning implement.
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<a id="Appearances" name="Appearances"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span></h2>
<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=In_Search_of_the_Yello_Dello" title="In Search of the Yello Dello">In Search of the Yello Dello</a> — The <a href="/index.php?title=Showering" title="Showering">showering</a> <a href="/index.php?title=Aliens" title="Aliens">alien</a>'s towel falls off.
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_14" title="Main Page 14">Main Page 14</a> — <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner" title="Homestar Runner">Homestar Runner</a> appears, dressed in nothing but a towel.
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Where%27s_The_Cheat%3F" title="Where's The Cheat?">Where's The Cheat?</a> — After tearfully "confessing" to killing <a href="/index.php?title=Pom_Pom" title="Pom Pom">Pom Pom</a> in a prank call, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a> (as Homestar) requests that <a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan" title="Marzipan">Marzipan</a> "bring some towels... and some garbage bags".
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=suntan" title="suntan">suntan</a> — Strong Bad sunbathes on a towel with a tiger on it.
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Fairstival" title="Halloween Fairstival">Halloween Fairstival</a> — A drippy towel is among the horrifying objects in <a href="/index.php?title=Coach_Z" title="Coach Z">Coach Z</a>'s <a href="/index.php?title=Locker_Room" title="Locker Room">locker room</a>.
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=secret_recipes" title="secret recipes">secret recipes</a> — <a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheat" title="The Cheat">The Cheat</a> wears a towel to hide the fact that he has been shaven.
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=trading_cards" title="trading cards">trading cards</a> — Coach Z is shown wearing a towel on the "<a href="/index.php?title=Showering" title="Showering">Showering</a> Expert" <a href="/index.php?title=Trading_Cards" title="Trading Cards">card</a>.
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Decemberween_Short_Shorts" title="Decemberween Short Shorts">Decemberween Short Shorts</a> — Coach Z makes a Decemberween tree out of towels, <a href="/index.php?title=Underwear" title="Underwear">underwear</a>, and <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Blue_Star_Ointment" title="Blue Star Ointment">Blue Star Ointment</a>. Homestar wears a towel around his neck.
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=DNA_Evidence" title="DNA Evidence">DNA Evidence</a> — Coach Z (as <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Damp_Towel_Man" title="Damp Towel Man">Damp Towel Man</a>) collects a gross towel from the <a href="/index.php?title=House_of_the_Brothers_Strong" title="House of the Brothers Strong">House of the Brothers Strong</a>.
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=concert" title="concert">concert</a> — Strong Bad and <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Sad" title="Strong Sad">Strong Sad</a> wear towels on their heads while in the <a href="/index.php?title=Mud_Baths" title="Mud Baths">mud baths</a>.
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_14" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 14">Teen Girl Squad Issue 14</a> — <a href="/index.php?title=Cheerleader" title="Cheerleader">Cheerleader</a> is killed by the towels and other equipment from the <strike>Towel Boy</strike> Team Manager's cart.
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=The_Next_Epi-Snowed" title="The Next Epi-Snowed">The Next Epi-Snowed</a> — <a href="/index.php?title=Gunhaver" title="Gunhaver">Gunhaver</a> is shown wearing a towel.
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free" title="Strong Badia the Free">Strong Badia the Free</a> — Strong Bad uses <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Mad" title="Strong Mad">Strong Mad</a>'s "athletic region towel" to construct his effigy of <a href="/index.php?title=The_King_of_Town" title="The King of Town">The King of Town</a>.
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Coach_Z%27s_110%" title="Coach Z's 110%">Coach Z's 110%</a> — Homestar again wears a towel around his "shoulders".
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Fish_Eye_Lens" title="Fish Eye Lens">Fish Eye Lens</a> — One of the items improved by pointing a fish-eye lens at it is a country dish towel.
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<a id="See_Also" name="See_Also"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">See Also</span></h2>
<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=Paper_Towels" title="Paper Towels">Paper Towels</a>
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''The rarest and most powerful kind.''


<blockquote>
>'''MATT:'''  I love that "gross towel" immediately equals Coach Z. <br />
>'''MIKE:'''  Coach Z and gross towels— in the last year or so, there's been a few references to towels, hasn't there?
</blockquote>


— [[The Brothers Chaps]] on the [[DNA Evidence|DNA Evidence DVD commentary]]
 
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'''Towels''' are regularly mentioned and used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. Typically they are seen being worn after bathing, rather than used as a cleaning implement.
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== Appearances ==
 
* [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — The [[Showering|showering]] [[Aliens|alien]]'s towel falls off.
* [[Main Page 14]] — [[Homestar Runner]] appears, dressed in nothing but a towel.
* [[Where's The Cheat?]] — After tearfully "confessing" to killing [[Pom Pom]] in a prank call, [[Strong Bad]] (as Homestar) requests that [[Marzipan]] "bring some towels... and some garbage bags".
* Email [[suntan]] — Strong Bad sunbathes on a towel with a tiger on it.
* [[Halloween Fairstival]] — A drippy towel is among the horrifying objects in [[Coach Z]]'s [[Locker Room|locker room]].
* Email [[secret recipes]] — [[The Cheat]] wears a towel to hide the fact that he has been shaven.
* Email [[trading cards]] — Coach Z is shown wearing a towel on the "[[Showering]] Expert" [[Trading Cards|card]].
* [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Coach Z makes a Decemberween tree out of towels, [[Underwear|underwear]], and [[Blue Star Ointment]]. Homestar wears a towel around his neck.
* [[DNA Evidence]] — Coach Z (as [[Damp Towel Man]]) collects a gross towel from the [[House of the Brothers Strong]].
* Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad and [[Strong Sad]] wear towels on their heads while in the [[Mud Baths|mud baths]].
* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] — [[Cheerleader]] is killed by the towels and other equipment from the Towel Boy Team Manager's cart.
* [[The Next Epi-Snowed]] — [[Gunhaver]] is shown wearing a towel.
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad uses [[Strong Mad]]'s "athletic region towel" to construct his effigy of [[The King of Town]].
* [[Coach Z's 110%]] — Homestar again wears a towel around his "shoulders".
* [[Fish Eye Lens]] — One of the items improved by pointing a fish-eye lens at it is a country dish towel.
 
== See Also ==
 
* [[Paper Towels]]
[[Category:General Products]]
[[Category:Object running gags]]



Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026

The rarest and most powerful kind.

MATT: I love that "gross towel" immediately equals Coach Z.
MIKE: Coach Z and gross towels— in the last year or so, there's been a few references to towels, hasn't there?

The Brothers Chaps on the DNA Evidence DVD commentary

Towels are regularly mentioned and used in the Homestar Runner universe. Typically they are seen being worn after bathing, rather than used as a cleaning implement.

Appearances

See Also