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<p><b>The King of Town's Castle</b> is the home of <a href="/index.php?title=The_King_of_Town" title="The King of Town">The King of Town</a> and <a href="/index.php?title=Characters" title="Characters">his servants</a>. It features a lot of wood and stone, as would be expected in a castle. Obviously, he keeps a lot of <a href="/index.php?title=The_King_of_Town%27s_Food" title="The King of Town's Food">food</a> here as well, some appetizing and some just plain weird and gross.
</p><p>It includes a ventilation duct, in which <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a> left an open can of mayonnaise as a prank, and sneaked around in to rob the King of Town in <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner" title="Homestar Ruiner">Homestar Ruiner</a>. He also has a stand-up arcade game called <a href="/index.php?title=Typing_Tutor_Turbo" title="Typing Tutor Turbo">Typing Tutor Turbo</a>, with which Strong Bad abused the King of Town. Strong Bad claimed that the King of Town lives in a 2-bit run down place next door to him, but this is <a href="/index.php?title=Blatant_Lies" title="Blatant Lies">obviously untrue</a>.
</p><p>There's a dining room and a party room where the King of Town and <a href="/index.php?title=The_Poopsmith" title="The Poopsmith">The Poopsmith</a> have hung out with some of the lesser characters, such as <a href="/index.php?title=Pom_Pom" title="Pom Pom">Pom Pom</a> and <a href="/index.php?title=Homsar" title="Homsar">Homsar</a>. The King of Town also owns a television, where he eats while watching shows such as <a href="/index.php?title=Caleb_Rentpayer" title="Caleb Rentpayer">Caleb Rentpayer</a>.
</p><p>The Poopsmith shovels his pile of <a href="/index.php?title=Whatsit" title="Whatsit">whatsit</a> outside of the castle. <a href="/index.php?title=The_King_of_Town%27s_Grill" title="The King of Town's Grill">The King of Town's grill</a> can also be found nearby. It serves as <a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheat" title="The Cheat">The Cheat</a>'s house.
</p><p>The castle has a large smiling face for the entrance, a tongue for a drawbridge and a moat. It also has a flock of <a href="/index.php?title=The_King_of_Town%27s_Sheep" title="The King of Town's Sheep">sheep</a> grazing nearby, and a <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Graveyard" title="Graveyard">graveyard</a> behind it where a <a href="/index.php?title=Carnivorous_Undead_Sheep" title="Carnivorous Undead Sheep">Carnivorous Undead Sheep</a> lives out its afterlife. There's also a hidden chamber in the base of one of the towers, accessed by pressing protruding stonework in a specific way, where <a href="/index.php?title=Bubs" title="Bubs">Bubs</a> runs an illegal casino for rats.
</p><p>Along with the Poopsmith, The King of Town also employs a <a href="/index.php?title=The_Knight" title="The Knight">knight</a> and <a href="/index.php?title=The_Hornblower" title="The Hornblower">hornblower</a>. There's a <a href="/index.php?title=The_Blacksmith" title="The Blacksmith">blacksmith</a> who works in a forge, a <a href="/index.php?title=That_Little_Chef_Guy" title="That Little Chef Guy">chef</a> who works in a kitchen, and a <a href="/index.php?title=The_Cleric" title="The Cleric">cleric</a>.
</p><p>The castle was a location in several <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=SBCG4AP" title="SBCG4AP">SBCG4AP</a> games, playing an important role in <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner" title="Homestar Ruiner">Homestar Ruiner</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free" title="Strong Badia the Free">Strong Badia the Free</a>, and <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective">Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective</a> where it was used as the set for the Malvies Catacombs, where <a href="/index.php?title=Dadgeresque" title="Dadgeresque">Dadgeresque</a> couldn't solve a kidnapping case. In the Malvies Catacombs set, Dangeresque was forced to solve a puzzle and defeat a <a href="/index.php?title=The_Monster" title="The Monster">"monster"</a> to rescue a <a href="/index.php?title=Kidnapping_Victim" title="Kidnapping Victim">kidnapping victim</a>. It was also transformed into Trogdor's Lair in <a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough" title="8-Bit is Enough">8-Bit Is Enough</a>.
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<a id="Gallery_of_rooms" name="Gallery_of_rooms"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Gallery of rooms</span></h2>
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="gallery">
<tr>
<td><div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px;">
<div class="thumb" style="padding: 29px 0; width: 150px;"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:KOT_Castle_Chapel_1.png" title="KOT Castle Chapel 1.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="87" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/6/61/KOT_Castle_Chapel_1.png/120px-KOT_Castle_Chapel_1.png" width="120"/></a></div></div>
<div class="gallerytext">
<p>Chapel (front)
</p>
</div>
</div></td>
<td><div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px;">
<div class="thumb" style="padding: 28px 0; width: 150px;"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:KOT_Castle_Chapel_2.png" title="KOT Castle Chapel 2.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="89" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/37/KOT_Castle_Chapel_2.png/120px-KOT_Castle_Chapel_2.png" width="120"/></a></div></div>
<div class="gallerytext">
<p>Chapel (pews)
</p>
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</div></td>
<td><div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px;">
<div class="thumb" style="padding: 28px 0; width: 150px;"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:KOT_Castle_Dining_Room.png" title="KOT Castle Dining Room.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="90" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/4/44/KOT_Castle_Dining_Room.png/120px-KOT_Castle_Dining_Room.png" width="120"/></a></div></div>
<div class="gallerytext">
<p>Dining room
</p>
</div>
</div></td>
<td><div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px;">
<div class="thumb" style="padding: 29px 0; width: 150px;"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:KOT_Castle_Foyer.png" title="KOT Castle Foyer.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="87" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/5/57/KOT_Castle_Foyer.png/120px-KOT_Castle_Foyer.png" width="120"/></a></div></div>
<div class="gallerytext">
<p>Foyer
</p>
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</div></td>
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<tr>
<td><div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px;">
<div class="thumb" style="padding: 26px 0; width: 150px;"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:KOT_Castle_Hall.png" title="KOT Castle Hall.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="93" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/c/ce/KOT_Castle_Hall.png/120px-KOT_Castle_Hall.png" width="120"/></a></div></div>
<div class="gallerytext">
<p>Hall
</p>
</div>
</div></td>
<td><div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px;">
<div class="thumb" style="padding: 13px 0; width: 150px;"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:KOT_Castle_Kitchen.png" title="KOT Castle Kitchen.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="120" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/d/da/KOT_Castle_Kitchen.png/111px-KOT_Castle_Kitchen.png" width="111"/></a></div></div>
<div class="gallerytext">
<p>Kitchen
</p>
</div>
</div></td>
<td><div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px;">
<div class="thumb" style="padding: 27px 0; width: 150px;"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:KOT_Castle_Pantry.png" title="KOT Castle Pantry.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="92" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/e/ee/KOT_Castle_Pantry.png/120px-KOT_Castle_Pantry.png" width="120"/></a></div></div>
<div class="gallerytext">
<p>Pantry
</p>
</div>
</div></td>
<td><div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px;">
<div class="thumb" style="padding: 23px 0; width: 150px;"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:KOT_Castle_Smithy.png" title="KOT Castle Smithy.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="99" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/9/9a/KOT_Castle_Smithy.png/120px-KOT_Castle_Smithy.png" width="120"/></a></div></div>
<div class="gallerytext">
<p>Smithy
</p>
</div>
</div></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px;">
<div class="thumb" style="padding: 39px 0; width: 150px;"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:09-20-08_19_13_16.png" title="09-20-08 19 13 16.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="68" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/b/b3/09-20-08_19_13_16.png/120px-09-20-08_19_13_16.png" width="120"/></a></div></div>
<div class="gallerytext">
<p>Computer Room
</p>
</div>
</div></td>
<td><div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px;">
<div class="thumb" style="padding: 60px 0; width: 150px;"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:KOT_hall_of_records.jpg" title="KOT hall of records.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="25" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/8/82/KOT_hall_of_records.jpg/120px-KOT_hall_of_records.jpg" width="120"/></a></div></div>
<div class="gallerytext">
<p>The Hall Of Records
</p>
</div>
</div></td>
<td><div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px;">
<div class="thumb" style="padding: 35px 0; width: 150px;"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:SBCG4AP-D3-Catacombs.png" title="SBCG4AP-D3-Catacombs.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="75" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/a/a3/SBCG4AP-D3-Catacombs.png/120px-SBCG4AP-D3-Catacombs.png" width="120"/></a></div></div>
<div class="gallerytext">
<p>Catacombs
</p>
</div>
</div></td>
</tr>
</table>
<a id="Appearances" name="Appearances"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span></h2>
<ul><li><b>Debut:</b> <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=The_King_of_Town_DVD" title="The King of Town DVD">The King of Town DVD</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Theme_Song_Video" title="Theme Song Video">Theme Song Video</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Where%27s_The_Cheat%3F" title="Where's The Cheat?">Where's The Cheat?</a>
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=the_bet" title="the bet">the bet</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Revenge_of_the_King" title="Revenge of the King">Revenge of the King</a>
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=extra_plug" title="extra plug">extra plug</a> (Easter egg)
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_is_in_Jail_Cartoon" title="Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon">Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Presents:_Presents" title="Homestar Presents: Presents">Homestar Presents: Presents</a> (Easter egg)
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=big_white_face" title="big white face">big white face</a>
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=haircut" title="haircut">haircut</a>
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=virus" title="virus">virus</a>
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=secret_recipes" title="secret recipes">secret recipes</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Tis_True%2C_Pom_Pom%2C_Tis_True" title="Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True">Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True</a>
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=boring_%28really%29" title="boring (really)">boring (really)</a> (Easter egg)
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=modeling" title="modeling">modeling</a>
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=record_book" title="record book">record book</a>
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=geddup_noise" title="geddup noise">geddup noise</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Kid_Speedy" title="Kid Speedy">Kid Speedy</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=No_Hands_On_Deck%21" title="No Hands On Deck!">No Hands On Deck!</a>
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=unnatural" title="unnatural">unnatural</a>
</li><li><a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=KOT%27s_VOQPCS%21" title="KOT's VOQPCS!">KOT's VOQPCS!</a>
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=more_armies" title="more armies">more armies</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=One_Two%2C_One_Two" title="One Two, One Two">One Two, One Two</a>
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=business_trip" title="business trip">business trip</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Jibblies_2" title="Jibblies 2">Jibblies 2</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Everything_Else%2C_Volume_3" title="Everything Else, Volume 3">Everything Else, Volume 3</a> (Shorts menu)
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=nightlife" title="nightlife">nightlife</a> (Easter egg)
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=winter_pool" title="winter pool">winter pool</a>
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=rated" title="rated">rated</a> (Easter egg)
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner" title="Homestar Ruiner">Homestar Ruiner</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free" title="Strong Badia the Free">Strong Badia the Free</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Most_in_the_Graveyard" title="Most in the Graveyard">Most in the Graveyard</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_3:_The_Criminal_Projective" title="Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective">Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective</a> (as "Catacombs")
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=8-Bit_is_Enough" title="8-Bit is Enough">8-Bit is Enough</a> (as "Castle Poopenstein")
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=imaginary" title="imaginary">imaginary</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=I_Killed_Pom_Pom" title="I Killed Pom Pom">I Killed Pom Pom</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=The_House_That_Gave_Sucky_Tricks" title="The House That Gave Sucky Tricks">The House That Gave Sucky Tricks</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Later_That_Night..." title="Later That Night...">Later That Night...</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Hide_%26_Seek" title="Halloween Hide &amp; Seek">Halloween Hide &amp; Seek</a>
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=parenting" title="parenting">parenting</a>
</li></ul>


''Ye Olde Castle''


'''The King of Town's Castle''' is the home of [[The King of Town]] and [[Characters|his servants]]. It features a lot of wood and stone, as would be expected in a castle. Obviously, he keeps a lot of [[The King of Town's Food|food]] here as well, some appetizing and some just plain weird and gross.


It includes a ventilation duct, in which [[Strong Bad]] left an open can of mayonnaise as a prank, and sneaked around in to rob the King of Town in [[Homestar Ruiner]]. He also has a stand-up arcade game called [[Typing Tutor Turbo]], with which Strong Bad abused the King of Town. Strong Bad claimed that the King of Town lives in a 2-bit run down place next door to him, but this is [[Blatant Lies|obviously untrue]].
 
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There's a dining room and a party room where the King of Town and [[The Poopsmith]] have hung out with some of the lesser characters, such as [[Pom Pom]] and [[Homsar]]. The King of Town also owns a television, where he eats while watching shows such as [[Caleb Rentpayer]].
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The Poopsmith shovels his pile of [[Whatsit|whatsit]] outside of the castle. [[The King of Town's Grill|The King of Town's grill]] can also be found nearby. It serves as [[The Cheat]]'s house.
 
The castle has a large smiling face for the entrance, a tongue for a drawbridge and a moat. It also has a flock of [[The King of Town's Sheep|sheep]] grazing nearby, and a [[Graveyard|graveyard]] behind it where a [[Carnivorous Undead Sheep]] lives out its afterlife. There's also a hidden chamber in the base of one of the towers, accessed by pressing protruding stonework in a specific way, where [[Bubs]] runs an illegal casino for rats.
 
Along with the Poopsmith, The King of Town also employs a [[The Knight|knight]] and [[The Hornblower|hornblower]]. There's a [[The Blacksmith|blacksmith]] who works in a forge, a [[That Little Chef Guy|chef]] who works in a kitchen, and a [[The Cleric|cleric]].
 
The castle was a location in several [[SBCG4AP]] games, playing an important role in [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Strong Badia the Free]], and [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] where it was used as the set for the Malvies Catacombs, where [[Dadgeresque]] couldn't solve a kidnapping case. In the Malvies Catacombs set, Dangeresque was forced to solve a puzzle and defeat a [[The Monster|"monster"]] to rescue a [[Kidnapping Victim|kidnapping victim]]. It was also transformed into Trogdor's Lair in [[8-Bit is Enough|8-Bit Is Enough]].
 
== Gallery of rooms ==
 
{| class="wikitable"
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Chapel (front)
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Chapel (pews)
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Dining room
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Foyer
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Hall
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Kitchen
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Pantry
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Smithy
|-
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Computer Room
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https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/8/82/KOT_hall_of_records.jpg/120px-KOT_hall_of_records.jpg
 
The Hall Of Records
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Catacombs
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== Appearances ==
 
* '''Debut:''' [[The King of Town DVD]]
* [[Theme Song Video]]
* [[Where's The Cheat?]]
* Email [[the bet]]
* [[Revenge of the King]]
* Email [[extra plug]] (Easter egg)
* [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
* [[Homestar Presents: Presents]] (Easter egg)
* Email [[big white face]]
* Email [[haircut]]
* Email [[virus]]
* Email [[secret recipes]]
* [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]
* Email [[boring (really)]] (Easter egg)
* Email [[modeling]]
* Email [[record book]]
* Email [[geddup noise]]
* [[Kid Speedy]]
* [[No Hands On Deck!]]
* Email [[unnatural]]
* [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]
* Email [[more armies]]
* [[One Two, One Two]]
* Email [[business trip]]
* [[Jibblies 2]]
* [[Everything Else, Volume 3]] (Shorts menu)
* Email [[nightlife]] (Easter egg)
* Email [[winter pool]]
* Email [[rated]] (Easter egg)
* [[Homestar Ruiner]]
* [[Strong Badia the Free]]
* [[Most in the Graveyard]]
* [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] (as "Catacombs")
* [[8-Bit is Enough]] (as "Castle Poopenstein")
* Email [[imaginary]]
* [[I Killed Pom Pom]]
* [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]
* [[Later That Night...]]
* [[Halloween Hide & Seek]]
* Email [[parenting]]
[[Category:Houses]]
[[Category:The King of Town]]


Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026

Ye Olde Castle

The King of Town's Castle is the home of The King of Town and his servants. It features a lot of wood and stone, as would be expected in a castle. Obviously, he keeps a lot of food here as well, some appetizing and some just plain weird and gross.

It includes a ventilation duct, in which Strong Bad left an open can of mayonnaise as a prank, and sneaked around in to rob the King of Town in Homestar Ruiner. He also has a stand-up arcade game called Typing Tutor Turbo, with which Strong Bad abused the King of Town. Strong Bad claimed that the King of Town lives in a 2-bit run down place next door to him, but this is obviously untrue.

There's a dining room and a party room where the King of Town and The Poopsmith have hung out with some of the lesser characters, such as Pom Pom and Homsar. The King of Town also owns a television, where he eats while watching shows such as Caleb Rentpayer.

The Poopsmith shovels his pile of whatsit outside of the castle. The King of Town's grill can also be found nearby. It serves as The Cheat's house.

The castle has a large smiling face for the entrance, a tongue for a drawbridge and a moat. It also has a flock of sheep grazing nearby, and a graveyard behind it where a Carnivorous Undead Sheep lives out its afterlife. There's also a hidden chamber in the base of one of the towers, accessed by pressing protruding stonework in a specific way, where Bubs runs an illegal casino for rats.

Along with the Poopsmith, The King of Town also employs a knight and hornblower. There's a blacksmith who works in a forge, a chef who works in a kitchen, and a cleric.

The castle was a location in several SBCG4AP games, playing an important role in Homestar Ruiner, Strong Badia the Free, and Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective where it was used as the set for the Malvies Catacombs, where Dadgeresque couldn't solve a kidnapping case. In the Malvies Catacombs set, Dangeresque was forced to solve a puzzle and defeat a "monster" to rescue a kidnapping victim. It was also transformed into Trogdor's Lair in 8-Bit Is Enough.

Gallery of rooms

Chapel (front)

Chapel (pews)

Dining room

Foyer

Hall

Kitchen

Pantry

Smithy

Computer Room

The Hall Of Records

Catacombs

Appearances

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