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This template adds one random Drive-Thru Whale quote to a page or caption.

To add a new quote to this page:

1. Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
2. Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
3. Change the total number of quotes in the #rand function at the top.

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• "Would you like to try a combo meal?"
• "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."
• "Steve, drive around to the seventh window."
• "Pour gravel on your stump please, ma'am."
• "Relinquish your pipes please, fellas!"
• "Register does not contain more than fifty doctors."
• "You're living a lie. Would you like cash back?"
• "It's brown."
• "Cave your brown."
• "Please enter your password."
• "Would you like monkeys with that?"
• "In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open."
• "Please smile for the Blubb-O satellite camera! Thank you!"
• "Welcome to Blubb-O's!"
• "When the End Times come, we will all dance the Conga of the Apocalypse."
• "I've got your nostrum right here."
• "Whoo-hooo!"
• "If you're dissatisfied with our service, please accept our invitation to bite me."
• "For a new dynamic, please drive through!"
• "Special orders can be upsetting."
• "You can't get ahead until you get a head!"
• "Sever your head, please. It's the greatest day!"
• "A typical Fhqwhgad can go for weeks without showering."
• "We request happy green time!"
• "Lighten up, jumpy jumperson."
• "We've eliminated the competition, now it's your turn!"
• "'Nurer' spelled backwards is 'rerun.'"
• "Blubb-O's Incorporated advocates a balanced diet of Blubb-O's fish products and Fluffy Puff Jela-Ton flavored gelatin, made from 100% genuine powdered whale fat."
• "We can't come to the whale right now... we're reading our fan mail."
• "Will you be my candy-colored valentine?"
• "Always double-down with a king in the hole."
• "You never call, you never write..."
• "I'm a pretty girl!"
• "Lick the wounds, gentlemen. Don't forget to lick the wounds."
• "In many cultures, large nostrils are a sign of virility."
• "If I wanted your opinion, I'd eat your brain!"
• "Eat portly accountants again soon!"
• "Please tie boards to the second window."
• "Welcome to Blubb-o's.Can I have your mother's shins please?"
• "Supasize that with a monkey's paw?"
• "Have you fried our population bombs?"
• "Shake things up with our new Slappy Grill toys."
• "Get your lighter from the anvil, please."
• "Pull forward for your metal detector."
• "Kids love our spicy hidden wings."
• "Immolate your brother, please."
• "Cashiers can not accept lost artifacts."
• "Our donor organs are always booked in pure dirigibles."
• "Would you like flaming skulls with that?"