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<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:teengirlsquad.png" title="The girls are looking SO GOOD!"><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="127" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/7c/teengirlsquad.png/180px-teengirlsquad.png" width="180"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:teengirlsquad.png" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>The girls are looking SO GOOD!</div></div></div>
<p><b>Teen Girl Squad</b> is <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a>'s comic series, crudely drawn on <a href="/index.php?title=Paper_Background" title="Paper Background">notebook paper</a>, centered around four blandly-named teenage girls — <a href="/index.php?title=Cheerleader" title="Cheerleader">Cheerleader</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=So_and_So" title="So and So">So and So</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=What%27s_Her_Face" title="What's Her Face">What's Her Face</a>, and <a href="/index.php?title=The_Ugly_One" title="The Ugly One">The Ugly One</a> — and their futile attempts to become popular, attract cute boys, and look "SO GOOD!". Each issue shows the girls performing different stereotypical teenage activities, such as going to the mall, babysitting, or taking exams, often ending in the girls' <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Deaths" title="Teen Girl Squad Deaths">strange and gruesome deaths</a> thanks to Strong Bad's overactive imagination. Due to the series' loose continuity, the girls always return from their untimely deaths before the next issue, or sometimes later in the episode.
</p><p>The series began in the <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email" title="Strong Bad Email">Strong Bad Email</a> <a href="/index.php?title=comic" title="comic">comic</a>, when a girl named Brittany asked Strong Bad to make a comic strip about her four friends. Strong Bad's spur-of-the-moment comic soon became a series of its own, with fifteen installments, two spin-off shorts, and numerous appearances in unrelated toons. <a href="/index.php?title=The_Brothers_Chaps" title="The Brothers Chaps">The Brothers Chaps</a> have also admitted to using it as an outlet for <a href="/index.php?title=The_Only_Girl" title="The Only Girl">new female characters</a>.
</p><p>The most popular <a href="/index.php?title=Running_Gags" title="Running Gags">running gags</a> in the series are the girls' catchphrase, "SO GOOD!"; the vocalized <a href="/index.php?title=Onomatopoeia" title="Onomatopoeia">onomatopoeias</a> used when a character dies, often ending in <a href="/index.php?title=-%27d" title="-'d">-'d</a> as in "MSG'd" or "cerebullum'd"; and the girls' unorthodox exclamations of pain in the format <a href="/index.php?title=Ow%21_My_X%21" title="Ow! My X!">Ow! My X!</a>, such as "my most of me" or "my <a href="/index.php?title=Style" title="Style">style</a>". Each issue ends with Strong Bad exclaiming "IT'S OVER!".
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''The girls are looking SO GOOD!''
<a id="Issues" name="Issues"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Issues</span></h2>
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<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:tgs1.PNG" title="tgs1.PNG"><img alt="" border="0" height="70" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/77/tgs1.PNG/100px-tgs1.PNG" width="100"/></a> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_1" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 1">Issue 1</a><br/>(from <a href="/index.php?title=comic" title="comic">comic</a>) </td><td> 0:52 </td><td> December 2, 2002
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<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Tgs2.PNG" title="Tgs2.PNG"><img alt="" border="0" height="71" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/5/54/Tgs2.PNG/100px-Tgs2.PNG" width="100"/></a> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_2" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 2">Issue 2</a> </td><td> 1:12 </td><td> February 10, 2003
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<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:tgs3.PNG" title="tgs3.PNG"><img alt="" border="0" height="70" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/5/52/tgs3.PNG/100px-tgs3.PNG" width="100"/></a> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_3" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 3">Issue 3</a> </td><td> 1:37 </td><td> May 12, 2003
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<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:tgs4.png" title="tgs4.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="70" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/c/cd/tgs4.png/100px-tgs4.png" width="100"/></a> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_4" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 4">Issue 4</a> </td><td> 1:38 </td><td> September 15, 2003
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<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:tgs5.PNG" title="tgs5.PNG"><img alt="" border="0" height="71" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/e/e8/tgs5.PNG/100px-tgs5.PNG" width="100"/></a> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_5" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 5">Issue 5</a> </td><td> 1:57 </td><td> March 1, 2004
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<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:tgs6.PNG" title="tgs6.PNG"><img alt="" border="0" height="71" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/f/f7/tgs6.PNG/100px-tgs6.PNG" width="100"/></a> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_6" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 6">Issue 6</a><br/>(<a href="/index.php?title=Decemberween" title="Decemberween">Decemberween</a> Special) </td><td> 1:22 </td><td> July 12, 2004
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<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:tgs7.PNG" title="tgs7.PNG"><img alt="" border="0" height="69" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/6/66/tgs7.PNG/100px-tgs7.PNG" width="100"/></a> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_7" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 7">Issue 7</a><br/>(Teeny Tiny Girl Squad) </td><td> 1:53 </td><td> August 23, 2004
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<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Kissy_Boots.PNG" title="Kissy Boots.PNG"><img alt="" border="0" height="71" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/b/b4/Kissy_Boots.PNG/100px-Kissy_Boots.PNG" width="100"/></a> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_8" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 8">Issue 8</a> </td><td> 2:24 </td><td> January 17, 2005
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<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Drivers_Eded.png" title="Drivers Eded.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="72" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/0/04/Drivers_Eded.png/100px-Drivers_Eded.png" width="100"/></a> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_9" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 9">Issue 9</a> </td><td> 2:05</td><td> June 20, 2005
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<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:TeenGirlSquad10.PNG" title="TeenGirlSquad10.PNG"><img alt="" border="0" height="70" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/1/1c/TeenGirlSquad10.PNG/100px-TeenGirlSquad10.PNG" width="100"/></a> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_10" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 10">Issue 10</a><br/>(Tenthennial Extravaganza) </td><td> 3:34 </td><td> October 10, 2005
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<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:TeenGirlSquad11.PNG" title="TeenGirlSquad11.PNG"><img alt="" border="0" height="72" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/4/44/TeenGirlSquad11.PNG/100px-TeenGirlSquad11.PNG" width="100"/></a> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_11" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 11">Issue 11</a> </td><td> 3:30 </td><td> July 17, 2006
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<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:TeenGirlSquad12.png" title="TeenGirlSquad12.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="72" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/6/66/TeenGirlSquad12.png/100px-TeenGirlSquad12.png" width="100"/></a> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_12" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 12">Issue 12</a><br/>(Valentimes Day Special) </td><td> 3:20 </td><td> February 12, 2007
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<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:TeenGirlSquad13.png" title="TeenGirlSquad13.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="70" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/f/f4/TeenGirlSquad13.png/100px-TeenGirlSquad13.png" width="100"/></a> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_13" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 13">Issue 13</a> </td><td> 3:25 </td><td> June 18, 2007
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<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:tgs14_Scantron_armor.png" title="tgs14 Scantron armor.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="72" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/3f/tgs14_Scantron_armor.png/100px-tgs14_Scantron_armor.png" width="100"/></a> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_14" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 14">Issue 14</a> </td><td> 3:40 </td><td> May 12, 2008
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<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:tgs_15.png" title="tgs 15.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="72" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/3d/tgs_15.png/100px-tgs_15.png" width="100"/></a> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_15" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 15">Issue 15</a> </td><td>  4:14 </td><td> May 11, 2009
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<a id="Spin-Offs" name="Spin-Offs"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Spin-Offs</span></h3>
<p>These are also listed on the Teen Girl Squad menu despite not being proper issues.
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<th>Screenshot </th><th> Issue </th><th> Running Time </th><th> Date
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<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:FourGregs.png" title="FourGregs.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="72" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/4/45/FourGregs.png/100px-FourGregs.png" width="100"/></a> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=4_Gregs" title="4 Gregs">4 Gregs</a> </td><td> 3:20 </td><td> February 16, 2009
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<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:brainkrieg.png" title="brainkrieg.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="72" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/0/03/brainkrieg.png/100px-brainkrieg.png" width="100"/></a> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Decomposing_Pumpkins" title="Decomposing Pumpkins">Decomposing Pumpkins</a> </td><td> 1:35 </td><td> October 19, 2009
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<a id="Strong_Bad.27s_Cool_Game_for_Attractive_People" name="Strong_Bad.27s_Cool_Game_for_Attractive_People"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline"><i>Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People</i></span></h3>
<p>During the first three episodes of <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_for_Attractive_People" title="Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People">Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People</a>, Strong Bad makes some Teen Girl Squad comics. In the first two episodes, the comics are mini-games where the goal is to kill all four girls before the comic ends; the more Strong Bad laughs, the higher the player's score. This requires using the correct items on the right girls during the right scenes; however, some items are unavailable until Strong Bad finds the corresponding card elsewhere in the game.
</p><p>In <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands" title="Baddest of the Bands">Baddest of the Bands</a>, the Teen Girl Squad issue is non-interactive.
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<th>Screenshot </th><th> Issue
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<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:TgsComicCreator.PNG" title="TgsComicCreator.PNG"><img alt="" border="0" height="56" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/32/TgsComicCreator.PNG/100px-TgsComicCreator.PNG" width="100"/></a> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner_Teen_Girl_Squad" title="Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad">Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad</a>
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<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:CaveGirlSquad.png" title="CaveGirlSquad.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="56" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/d/d9/CaveGirlSquad.png/100px-CaveGirlSquad.png" width="100"/></a> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free_Cave_Girl_Squad" title="Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad">Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad</a>
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<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:TGSMeetsLimozeen.png" title="TGSMeetsLimozeen.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="78" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/7b/TGSMeetsLimozeen.png/100px-TGSMeetsLimozeen.png" width="100"/></a> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands_Teen_Girl_Squad_Meets_Limozeen" title="Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen">Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen</a>
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<a id="Other_Appearances" name="Other_Appearances"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Other Appearances</span></h3>
<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=404%27d" title="404'd">404'd</a>
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=privileges" title="privileges">privileges</a> (One of <a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheat" title="The Cheat">The Cheat</a>'s privileges is to ghostwrite an issue of TGS)
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=virus" title="virus">virus</a> (Issue <a href="/index.php?title=Pi" title="Pi">3.14159265and the rest</a>)
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=theme_park" title="theme park">theme park</a> (Easter egg)
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=death_metal" title="death metal">death metal</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=HomestarRunner.com:_PAY_PLUS%21" title="HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!">HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!</a> (a segment of Teen Girl Squad is shown)
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=pizza_joint" title="pizza joint">pizza joint</a>
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=love_poems" title="love poems">love poems</a>
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=magic_trick" title="magic trick">magic trick</a> (Easter egg)
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=The_House_That_Gave_Sucky_Tricks" title="The House That Gave Sucky Tricks">The House That Gave Sucky Tricks</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Really_Cool_Boat" title="Really Cool Boat">Really Cool Boat</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Decemberweenvent_Calendar" title="Decemberweenvent Calendar">Decemberweenvent Calendar</a> (<a href="/index.php?title=Decemberweenvent_Calendar" title="Decemberweenvent Calendar">Day 13</a>)
</li></ul>
<a id="Menu" name="Menu"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Menu </span></h2>
<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:TGSMenu13.png" title="Teen Girl Squad menu"><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="130" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/8/88/TGSMenu13.png/180px-TGSMenu13.png" width="180"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:TGSMenu13.png" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>Teen Girl Squad menu</div></div></div>
<p><b>Menu Page Title:</b> T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!
</p><p>Teen Girl Squad used to have its own menu page, at <a href="/index.php?title=homestarrunner.com" title="homestarrunner.com">homestarrunner.com</a>/tgsmenu.html. Currently, TGS toons are simply listed in a submenu of the <a href="/index.php?title=TV_Time_Toons_Menu" title="TV Time Toons Menu">TV Time Toons Menu</a>.
</p><p>Each time the Teen Girl Squad menu page loaded, phrases said by the girls and the message on Cheerleader's shirt changed:
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<th> Quote </th><th> Cheerleader's shirt
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<td> <b>THE UGLY ONE:</b> teacher just called me "young man" </td><td style="text-align:center"> solid<br/>gold
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<td> <b>THE UGLY ONE:</b> i'm in love with liquid paper. </td><td style="text-align:center"> party<br/><a href="/index.php?title=Thyme" title="Thyme">thyme</a>
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<td> <b>WHAT'S HER FACE:</b> nothing is cool. </td><td style="text-align:center"> hott<br/>type!
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<td> <b>SO AND SO:</b> on a roll with Honor Roll. </td><td style="text-align:center"> rich<br/><a href="/index.php?title=Grrl" title="Grrl">grrl</a>
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<td> <b>CHEERLEADER:</b> you can't be popular AND smart </td><td style="text-align:center"> 2<br/>cool<br/>4<br/>u
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<td> <b>CHEERLEADER:</b> lets have a boy/girl party! </td><td style="text-align:center"> boy<br/>:P<br/>monger
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<td> <b>ALL EXCEPT CHEERLEADER:</b> SO GOOD! </td><td style="text-align:center"> 2<br/>cute
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<p>Different toons' back buttons link to different places. Teen Girl Squad issues 1-3, 8-10 and 13 link back to the <a href="/index.php?title=TV_Time_Toons_Menu" title="TV Time Toons Menu">TV Time Toons Menu</a> while the rest links back to the Teen Girl Squad Menu (now a <a href="/index.php?title=Neon_404%27d" title="Neon 404'd">Neon 404'd</a>).
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</td><td> This article requires information that is <b>no longer accessible</b>. Our records are currently incomplete, but you could help the wiki by <span class="plainlinks"><a class="external text" href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad" rel="nofollow" title="http://hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad&amp;action=edit"><b>contributing your knowledge</b></a></span> on the matter. <b>Missing:</b> When (launch and retirement dates) the menu was in place
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<a id="Fun_Facts" name="Fun_Facts"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Fun Facts</span></h2>
<ul><li>Every episode has a different "description" of each girl on their title cards at the beginning. An extra set of these descriptions is also viewable in the preview of Teen Girl Squad on the <a href="/index.php?title=TV_Time_Toons_Menu" title="TV Time Toons Menu">TV Time Toons Menu</a>, which can be seen by holding the cursor over the Teen Girl Squad button (<a class="extiw" href="https://old.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_tgs.swf" title="oldhr:menuswfs/menu tgs.swf">swf file here</a>). The descriptions tend to refer to Cheerleader's spoiled nature, So and So's book-smarts, What's Her Face's awkwardness or poverty, and The Ugly One's weirdness or lack of hygiene.
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<th> Issue </th><th> Cheerleader </th><th> So and So </th><th> What's Her Face </th><th> The Ugly One
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<td> <a href="/index.php?title=TV_Time_Toons_Menu" title="TV Time Toons Menu">Toons Menu</a> </td><td> hair products! </td><td> plaid skirt! </td><td> baggy clothes! </td><td> drill team!
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<td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_1" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 1">Issue 1</a> </td><td> cheer! </td><td> fashion sense! </td><td> unpopular! </td><td> hygiene?
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<td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_2" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 2">Issue 2</a> </td><td> growth spurt! </td><td> school spirit! </td><td> pity friend! </td><td> <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=psoriasis" title="wikipedia:psoriasis">psoriasis</a>!
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<td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_3" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 3">Issue 3</a> </td><td> boy crazy! </td><td> math crazy! </td><td> whatev! </td><td> actually crazy
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<td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_4" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 4">Issue 4</a> </td><td> cool parents! </td><td> student council! </td><td> shop lifting? </td><td> prepaid lunch!
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<td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_5" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 5">Issue 5</a> </td><td> two piece! </td><td> one piece! </td><td> same clothes! </td><td> three piece?!!
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<td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_6" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 6">Issue 6</a> </td><td> wants a pony </td><td> wants a savings bond </td><td> wants a new stepdad </td><td> wants to be cheerleader
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<td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_7" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 7">Issue 7</a> </td><td> fattycakes! </td><td> polite and boring! </td><td> lice and more! </td><td> boy or girl?
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<td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_8" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 8">Issue 8</a> </td><td> top 40 hits! </td><td> hooked on classics! </td><td> college radio! </td><td> listens to pinebark!
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<td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_9" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 9">Issue 9</a> </td><td> backyard pool! </td><td> library! </td><td> 24 hour diner! </td><td> parking deck?
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<td> Issue 9 <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_9" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 9">(YouTube version)</a> </td><td> pool lifeguard! </td><td> math tutor! </td><td> sandwich artist! </td><td> still goes to camp!
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<td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_10" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 10">Issue 10</a> </td><td> groovy grapefruit pink </td><td> viscious violent violet </td><td> radacious bodadical razzberry blue </td><td> gnarly nursing home green
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<td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_11" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 11">Issue 11</a> </td><td> cell phone! </td><td> pager! </td><td> rotary phone! </td><td> geiger counter!
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<td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_12" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 12">Issue 12</a> </td><td> red undies! </td><td> whitman's sampler! </td><td> black roses! </td><td> pink eye!
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<td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_13" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 13">Issue 13</a> </td><td> $15/hour!! </td><td> <i>{not in intro}</i> </td><td> $4.75/hour! </td><td> plain yogurt/hour!
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<td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_14" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 14">Issue 14</a> </td><td> most likely to! </td><td> more than likely to succeed! </td><td> least likely to care </td><td> like, mostly to secede?
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<td> <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner_Teen_Girl_Squad" title="Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad">Homestar Ruiner</a> </td><td> college boys!! </td><td> mathlete boys!! </td><td> any boys!! </td><td> shrimp po'boys!
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<td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_15" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 15">Issue 15</a> </td><td> strapless! </td><td> puffy sleeves! </td><td> tie and t-shirt! </td><td> leftover brine??!
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<ul><li>The AhnbergHand <a href="/index.php?title=Fonts" title="Fonts">font</a> used for Strong Bad's handwriting contains a few European-style slashes, including lowercase 'q' which <a href="/index.php?title=The_Brothers_Chaps" title="The Brothers Chaps">The Brothers Chaps</a> have been known to "Americanize". However, they have not altered the European seven in the current Teen Girl Squad main menu.
</li></ul>
<ul><li>The page title (T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11) is Teen Girl Squad<a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Leet" title="wikipedia:Leet">xorx</a>!!!! in <a href="/index.php?title=Internet_Slang" title="Internet Slang">leetspeak</a>.
</li></ul>
<ul><li>So and So was originally referred to as Kristen in the first issue, with the name coming from the original suggestion.  Shortly afterwards, though, she is called Kristina, making it clear that Strong Bad was already forgetting the names.
</li></ul>
<a id="External_Links" name="External_Links"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">External Links </span></h2>
<ul><li><a class="external text" href="https://homestarrunner.com/toons#Teen%20Girl%20Squad" rel="nofollow" title="https://homestarrunner.com/toons#Teen%20Girl%20Squad">view the Teen Girl Squad listings on the TV Time Toon Menu</a>
</li></ul>
<ul><li><a class="extiw" href="https://old.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.html" title="oldhr:tgsmenu.html">view the Teen Girl Squad menu</a> on the old <a href="/index.php?title=Flash" title="Flash">Flash</a> site
</li><li><a class="extiw" href="https://old.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.swf" title="oldhr:tgsmenu.swf">view the Flash file for the Teen Girl Squad menu</a>
</li></ul>
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<td style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf"> <b>Characters</b> </td><td><i><b>Main:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Cheerleader" title="Cheerleader">Cheerleader</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=So_and_So" title="So and So">So and So</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=What%27s_Her_Face" title="What's Her Face">What's Her Face</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_Ugly_One" title="The Ugly One">The Ugly One</a><br/><i><b><a href="/index.php?title=The_Gregs" title="The Gregs">Gregs</a>:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Sci-Fi_Greg" title="Sci-Fi Greg">Sci-Fi Greg</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=D_n%27_D_Greg" title="D n' D Greg">D n' D Greg</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Open_Source_Greg" title="Open Source Greg">Open Source Greg</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Japanese_Culture_Greg" title="Japanese Culture Greg">Japanese Culture Greg</a><br/><i><b><a href="/index.php?title=Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters" title="Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters">Minor</a>:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Arrow%27d_Guy" title="Arrow'd Guy">Arrow'd Guy</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Birds_%28Teen_Girl_Squad%29" title="Birds (Teen Girl Squad)">The Birds</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Brainkrieg" title="Brainkrieg">Brainkrieg</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fighting_Growlbacks" title="Fighting Growlbacks">Fighting Growlbacks</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Manolios_Ugly_One" title="Manolios Ugly One">Manolios</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Mr._Pitters" title="Mr. Pitters">Mr. Pitters</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Mrs._Commanderson" title="Mrs. Commanderson">Mrs. Commanderson</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Olympic_Man_and_Coach" title="Olympic Man and Coach">Olympic Man and Coach</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Peacey_P" title="Peacey P">Peacey P</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Quarterman" title="Quarterman">Quarterman</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=she_likes_cloth" title="she likes cloth">she likes cloth</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Thomas" title="Thomas">Thomas</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Tompkins" title="Tompkins">Tompkins</a>
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<td style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf"> <b>Issues</b> </td><td><i><b>Main:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_1" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 1">Issue 1</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_2" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 2">Issue 2</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_3" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 3">Issue 3</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_4" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 4">Issue 4</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_5" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 5">Issue 5</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_6" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 6">Issue 6</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_7" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 7">Issue 7</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_8" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 8">Issue 8</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=HomestarRunner.com:_PAY_PLUS%21" title="HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!">Issue 8½</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_9" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 9">Issue 9</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_10" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 10">Issue 10</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_11" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 11">Issue 11</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_12" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 12">Issue 12</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_13" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 13">Issue 13</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_14" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 14">Issue 14</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_15" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 15">Issue 15</a><br/><i><b><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_for_Attractive_People" title="Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People">SBCG4AP</a>:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner_Teen_Girl_Squad" title="Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad">Homestar Ruiner</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free_Cave_Girl_Squad" title="Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad">Cave Girl Squad</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands_Teen_Girl_Squad_Meets_Limozeen" title="Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen">Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen</a><br/><i><b>Toons:</b></i> <a href="/index.php?title=4_Gregs" title="4 Gregs">4 Gregs</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Decomposing_Pumpkins" title="Decomposing Pumpkins">Decomposing Pumpkins</a>
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<td style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf"> <b>Miscellaneous</b> </td><td><a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Locations" title="Teen Girl Squad Locations">Locations</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Other_Costumes" title="Teen Girl Squad Other Costumes">Costumes</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_%28theme_song%29" title="Teen Girl Squad (theme song)">Theme Song</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fangs" title="Fangs">Fangs</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=-%27d" title="-'d">-'d</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Ow%21_My_X%21" title="Ow! My X!">Ow! My X!</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Captioned_Transitions" title="Captioned Transitions">Captioned Transitions</a>
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<td style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf"> <b>Other</b> </td><td><a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Deaths" title="Teen Girl Squad Deaths">Teen Girl Squad Deaths</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=404%27d" title="404'd">404'd</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Neon_404%27d" title="Neon 404'd">Neon 404'd</a>, <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Podstar_Runner" title="Podstar Runner">Teen Girl Squadcast</a>
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<p><a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner_Goes_for_the_Gold" title="Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold">Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold</a>
<br/><i>Dec 24, 2016</i>
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<p><a href="/index.php?title=Back_To_A_Website" title="Back To A Website">Back To A Website</a>
<br/><i>Apr 16, 2025</i>
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<p><a href="/index.php?title=Fanstume_%28singular%29_%2724" title="Fanstume (singular) '24">Fanstume [singular] '24</a>
<br/><i>Nov 30, 2024</i>
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<p><a href="/index.php?title=Kick_The_Cheat_Returns%21" title="Kick The Cheat Returns!">Kick The Cheat Returns!</a>
<br/><i>February 25, 2025</i>
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<p><a href="/index.php?title=robots" title="robots">robots</a>
<br/><i>Nov 24, 2025</i>
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<p><a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Anniversary_Merch" title="Homestar Anniversary Merch">Homestar Anniversary Merch</a>
<br/><i>November 17, 2025</i>
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<p><a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_15" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 15">Issue 15</a>
<br/><i>May 11, 2009</i>
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<p><a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_17.2" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2">Version 17.2</a>
<br/><i>Apr 1, 2016</i>
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<p><a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner_Distraction_Pack_for_Walkabout_Mini-Golf_Teaser" title="Homestar Runner Distraction Pack for Walkabout Mini-Golf Teaser">Homestar Runner Distraction Pack for Walkabout Mini-Golf Teaser‎</a>
<br/><i>May 22, 2026</i>
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'''Teen Girl Squad''' is [[Strong Bad]]'s comic series, crudely drawn on [[Paper Background|notebook paper]], centered around four blandly-named teenage girls — [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], and [[The Ugly One]] — and their futile attempts to become popular, attract cute boys, and look "SO GOOD!". Each issue shows the girls performing different stereotypical teenage activities, such as going to the mall, babysitting, or taking exams, often ending in the girls' [[Teen Girl Squad Deaths|strange and gruesome deaths]] thanks to Strong Bad's overactive imagination. Due to the series' loose continuity, the girls always return from their untimely deaths before the next issue, or sometimes later in the episode.


The series began in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[comic]], when a girl named Brittany asked Strong Bad to make a comic strip about her four friends. Strong Bad's spur-of-the-moment comic soon became a series of its own, with fifteen installments, two spin-off shorts, and numerous appearances in unrelated toons. [[The Brothers Chaps]] have also admitted to using it as an outlet for [[The Only Girl|new female characters]].


The most popular [[Running Gags|running gags]] in the series are the girls' catchphrase, "SO GOOD!"; the vocalized [[Onomatopoeia|onomatopoeias]] used when a character dies, often ending in [[-'d]] as in "MSG'd" or "cerebullum'd"; and the girls' unorthodox exclamations of pain in the format [[Ow! My X!]], such as "my most of me" or "my [[Style|style]]". Each issue ends with Strong Bad exclaiming "IT'S OVER!".
 
<div class="visualClear"></div>
== Issues ==
</html>
 
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Screenshot
! Issue
! Running Time
! Date
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/77/tgs1.PNG/100px-tgs1.PNG
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]<br />(from [[comic]])
| 0:52
| December 2, 2002
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/5/54/Tgs2.PNG/100px-Tgs2.PNG
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]
| 1:12
| February 10, 2003
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/5/52/tgs3.PNG/100px-tgs3.PNG
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]
| 1:37
| May 12, 2003
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/c/cd/tgs4.png/100px-tgs4.png
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]
| 1:38
| September 15, 2003
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/e/e8/tgs5.PNG/100px-tgs5.PNG
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]
| 1:57
| March 1, 2004
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/f/f7/tgs6.PNG/100px-tgs6.PNG
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]]<br />([[Decemberween]] Special)
| 1:22
| July 12, 2004
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/6/66/tgs7.PNG/100px-tgs7.PNG
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]<br />(Teeny Tiny Girl Squad)
| 1:53
| August 23, 2004
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/b/b4/Kissy_Boots.PNG/100px-Kissy_Boots.PNG
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]
| 2:24
| January 17, 2005
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/0/04/Drivers_Eded.png/100px-Drivers_Eded.png
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]
| 2:05
| June 20, 2005
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/1/1c/TeenGirlSquad10.PNG/100px-TeenGirlSquad10.PNG
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]<br />(Tenthennial Extravaganza)
| 3:34
| October 10, 2005
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/4/44/TeenGirlSquad11.PNG/100px-TeenGirlSquad11.PNG
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]
| 3:30
| July 17, 2006
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/6/66/TeenGirlSquad12.png/100px-TeenGirlSquad12.png
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]]<br />(Valentimes Day Special)
| 3:20
| February 12, 2007
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/f/f4/TeenGirlSquad13.png/100px-TeenGirlSquad13.png
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]]
| 3:25
| June 18, 2007
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/3f/tgs14_Scantron_armor.png/100px-tgs14_Scantron_armor.png
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]]
| 3:40
| May 12, 2008
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/3d/tgs_15.png/100px-tgs_15.png
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]]
| 4:14
| May 11, 2009
|}
 
=== Spin-Offs ===
 
These are also listed on the Teen Girl Squad menu despite not being proper issues.
 
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Screenshot
! Issue
! Running Time
! Date
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/4/45/FourGregs.png/100px-FourGregs.png
| [[4 Gregs]]
| 3:20
| February 16, 2009
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/0/03/brainkrieg.png/100px-brainkrieg.png
| [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
| 1:35
| October 19, 2009
|}
 
=== Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People ===
 
During the first three episodes of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], Strong Bad makes some Teen Girl Squad comics. In the first two episodes, the comics are mini-games where the goal is to kill all four girls before the comic ends; the more Strong Bad laughs, the higher the player's score. This requires using the correct items on the right girls during the right scenes; however, some items are unavailable until Strong Bad finds the corresponding card elsewhere in the game.
 
In [[Baddest of the Bands]], the Teen Girl Squad issue is non-interactive.
 
{| class="wikitable"
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! Issue
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/32/TgsComicCreator.PNG/100px-TgsComicCreator.PNG
| [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad]]
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/d/d9/CaveGirlSquad.png/100px-CaveGirlSquad.png
| [[Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad]]
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/7b/TGSMeetsLimozeen.png/100px-TGSMeetsLimozeen.png
| [[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen]]
|}
 
=== Other Appearances ===
 
* [[404'd]]
* Email [[privileges]] (One of [[The Cheat]]'s privileges is to ghostwrite an issue of TGS)
* Email [[virus]] (Issue [[Pi|3.14159265and the rest]])
* Email [[theme park]] (Easter egg)
* Email [[death metal]]
* [[HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!]] (a segment of Teen Girl Squad is shown)
* Email [[pizza joint]]
* Email [[love poems]]
* Email [[magic trick]] (Easter egg)
* [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]
* [[Really Cool Boat]]
* [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] ([[Decemberweenvent Calendar|Day 13]])
 
== Menu ==
 
https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/8/88/TGSMenu13.png/180px-TGSMenu13.png
 
''Teen Girl Squad menu''
 
'''Menu Page Title:''' T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!
 
Teen Girl Squad used to have its own menu page, at [[homestarrunner.com]]/tgsmenu.html. Currently, TGS toons are simply listed in a submenu of the [[TV Time Toons Menu]].
 
Each time the Teen Girl Squad menu page loaded, phrases said by the girls and the message on Cheerleader's shirt changed:
 
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Quote
! Cheerleader's shirt
|-
| '''THE UGLY ONE:''' teacher just called me "young man"
| style="text-align:center" | solid<br />gold
|-
| '''THE UGLY ONE:''' i'm in love with liquid paper.
| style="text-align:center" | party<br />[[Thyme|thyme]]
|-
| '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' nothing is cool.
| style="text-align:center" | hott<br />type!
|-
| '''SO AND SO:''' on a roll with Honor Roll.
| style="text-align:center" | rich<br />[[Grrl|grrl]]
|-
| '''CHEERLEADER:''' you can't be popular AND smart
| style="text-align:center" | 2<br />cool<br />4<br />u
|-
| '''CHEERLEADER:''' lets have a boy/girl party!
| style="text-align:center" | boy<br />:P<br />monger
|-
| '''ALL EXCEPT CHEERLEADER:''' SO GOOD!
| style="text-align:center" | 2<br />cute
|}
 
Different toons' back buttons link to different places. Teen Girl Squad issues 1-3, 8-10 and 13 link back to the [[TV Time Toons Menu]] while the rest links back to the Teen Girl Squad Menu (now a [[Neon 404'd]]).
 
{| class="wikitable"
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/9/93/Scholarly_Homestar.png/60px-Scholarly_Homestar.png
| This article requires information that is '''no longer accessible'''. Our records are currently incomplete, but you could help the wiki by [[Teen Girl Squad|'''contributing your knowledge''']] on the matter. '''Missing:''' When (launch and retirement dates) the menu was in place
|}
 
== Fun Facts ==
 
* Every episode has a different "description" of each girl on their title cards at the beginning. An extra set of these descriptions is also viewable in the preview of Teen Girl Squad on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], which can be seen by holding the cursor over the Teen Girl Squad button ([https://old.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_tgs.swf swf file here]). The descriptions tend to refer to Cheerleader's spoiled nature, So and So's book-smarts, What's Her Face's awkwardness or poverty, and The Ugly One's weirdness or lack of hygiene.
 
Issue  Cheerleader  So and So  What's Her Face  The Ugly One
 
[[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons Menu]]  hair products!  plaid skirt!  baggy clothes!  drill team!
 
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]  cheer!  fashion sense!  unpopular!  hygiene?
 
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]  growth spurt!  school spirit!  pity friend!  [[psoriasis]]!
 
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]  boy crazy!  math crazy!  whatev!  actually crazy
 
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]  cool parents!  student council!  shop lifting?  prepaid lunch!
 
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]  two piece!  one piece!  same clothes!  three piece?!!
 
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]]  wants a pony  wants a savings bond  wants a new stepdad  wants to be cheerleader
 
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]  fattycakes!  polite and boring!  lice and more!  boy or girl?
 
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]  top 40 hits!  hooked on classics!  college radio!  listens to pinebark!
 
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]  backyard pool!  library!  24 hour diner!  parking deck?
 
Issue 9 [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|(YouTube version)]]  pool lifeguard!  math tutor!  sandwich artist!  still goes to camp!
 
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]  groovy grapefruit pink  viscious violent violet  radacious bodadical razzberry blue  gnarly nursing home green
 
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]  cell phone!  pager!  rotary phone!  geiger counter!
 
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]]  red undies!  whitman's sampler!  black roses!  pink eye!
 
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]]  $15/hour!!  ''{not in intro}''  $4.75/hour!  plain yogurt/hour!
 
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]]  most likely to!  more than likely to succeed!  least likely to care  like, mostly to secede?
 
[[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Homestar Ruiner]]  college boys!!  mathlete boys!!  any boys!!  shrimp po'boys!
 
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]]  strapless!  puffy sleeves!  tie and t-shirt!  leftover brine??!
 
* The AhnbergHand [[Fonts|font]] used for Strong Bad's handwriting contains a few European-style slashes, including lowercase 'q' which [[The Brothers Chaps]] have been known to "Americanize". However, they have not altered the European seven in the current Teen Girl Squad main menu.
 
* The page title (T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11) is Teen Girl Squad[[Leet|xorx]]!!!! in [[Internet Slang|leetspeak]].
 
* So and So was originally referred to as Kristen in the first issue, with the name coming from the original suggestion. Shortly afterwards, though, she is called Kristina, making it clear that Strong Bad was already forgetting the names.
 
== External Links ==
 
* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons#Teen%20Girl%20Squad view the Teen Girl Squad listings on the TV Time Toon Menu]
 
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.html view the Teen Girl Squad menu] on the old [[Flash]] site
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.swf view the Flash file for the Teen Girl Squad menu]
 
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#ccf;" | '''Teen Girl Squad'''
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Characters'''
| '''''Main:''''' [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], [[The Ugly One]]<br />'''''[[The Gregs|Gregs]]:''''' [[Sci-Fi Greg]], [[D n' D Greg]], [[Open Source Greg]], [[Japanese Culture Greg]]<br />'''''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Minor]]:''''' [[Arrow'd Guy]], [[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)|The Birds]], [[Brainkrieg]], [[Fighting Growlbacks]], [[Manolios Ugly One|Manolios]], [[Mr. Pitters]], [[Mrs. Commanderson]], [[Olympic Man and Coach]], [[Peacey P]], [[Quarterman]], [[she likes cloth]], [[Thomas]], [[Tompkins]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Issues'''
| '''''Main:''''' [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]], [[HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!|Issue 8½]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]]<br />'''''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP]]:''''' [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Homestar Ruiner]], [[Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad|Cave Girl Squad]], [[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen]]<br />'''''Toons:''''' [[4 Gregs]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Miscellaneous'''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Locations|Locations]], [[Teen Girl Squad Other Costumes|Costumes]], [[Teen Girl Squad (theme song)|Theme Song]], [[Fangs]], [[-'d]], [[Ow! My X!]], [[Captioned Transitions]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Other'''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Deaths]], [[404'd]], [[Neon 404'd]], [[Podstar Runner|Teen Girl Squadcast]]
|}
 
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{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
| colspan="9" | '''Most Recent [[Toons]]'''
|-
|
'''[[Big Toons]]'''
[[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]]
<br />''Dec 24, 2016''
|
'''[[Shorts]]'''
[[Back To A Website]]
<br />''Apr 16, 2025''
|
'''[[Toons|Holidays]]'''
[[Fanstume (singular) '24|Fanstume (singular) '24]]
<br />''Nov 30, 2024''
|
'''[[Puppet Stuff]]'''
[[Kick The Cheat Returns!]]
<br />''February 25, 2025''
|
'''[[Strong Bad Email]]'''
[[robots]]
<br />''Nov 24, 2025''
|
'''[[Video Stuff]]'''
[[Homestar Anniversary Merch]]
<br />''November 17, 2025''
|
''''''Teen Girl Squad''''''
[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]]
<br />''May 11, 2009''
|
'''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]'''
[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2]]
<br />''Apr 1, 2016''
|
'''[[YouTube]]'''
[[Homestar Runner Distraction Pack for Walkabout Mini-Golf Teaser|Homestar Runner Distraction Pack for Walkabout Mini-Golf Teaser‎]]
<br />''May 22, 2026''
|}
[[Category:Articles with Missing Information]]
[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]]
[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]


Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026

The girls are looking SO GOOD!

Teen Girl Squad is Strong Bad's comic series, crudely drawn on notebook paper, centered around four blandly-named teenage girls — Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One — and their futile attempts to become popular, attract cute boys, and look "SO GOOD!". Each issue shows the girls performing different stereotypical teenage activities, such as going to the mall, babysitting, or taking exams, often ending in the girls' strange and gruesome deaths thanks to Strong Bad's overactive imagination. Due to the series' loose continuity, the girls always return from their untimely deaths before the next issue, or sometimes later in the episode.

The series began in the Strong Bad Email comic, when a girl named Brittany asked Strong Bad to make a comic strip about her four friends. Strong Bad's spur-of-the-moment comic soon became a series of its own, with fifteen installments, two spin-off shorts, and numerous appearances in unrelated toons. The Brothers Chaps have also admitted to using it as an outlet for new female characters.

The most popular running gags in the series are the girls' catchphrase, "SO GOOD!"; the vocalized onomatopoeias used when a character dies, often ending in -'d as in "MSG'd" or "cerebullum'd"; and the girls' unorthodox exclamations of pain in the format Ow! My X!, such as "my most of me" or "my style". Each issue ends with Strong Bad exclaiming "IT'S OVER!".

Issues

Screenshot Issue Running Time Date
Issue 1
(from comic) 		0:52 December 2, 2002
Issue 2 1:12 February 10, 2003
Issue 3 1:37 May 12, 2003
Issue 4 1:38 September 15, 2003
Issue 5 1:57 March 1, 2004
Issue 6
(Decemberween Special) 		1:22 July 12, 2004
Issue 7
(Teeny Tiny Girl Squad) 		1:53 August 23, 2004
Issue 8 2:24 January 17, 2005
Issue 9 2:05 June 20, 2005
Issue 10
(Tenthennial Extravaganza) 		3:34 October 10, 2005
Issue 11 3:30 July 17, 2006
Issue 12
(Valentimes Day Special) 		3:20 February 12, 2007
Issue 13 3:25 June 18, 2007
Issue 14 3:40 May 12, 2008
Issue 15 4:14 May 11, 2009

Spin-Offs

These are also listed on the Teen Girl Squad menu despite not being proper issues.

Screenshot Issue Running Time Date
4 Gregs 3:20 February 16, 2009
Decomposing Pumpkins 1:35 October 19, 2009

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People

During the first three episodes of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, Strong Bad makes some Teen Girl Squad comics. In the first two episodes, the comics are mini-games where the goal is to kill all four girls before the comic ends; the more Strong Bad laughs, the higher the player's score. This requires using the correct items on the right girls during the right scenes; however, some items are unavailable until Strong Bad finds the corresponding card elsewhere in the game.

In Baddest of the Bands, the Teen Girl Squad issue is non-interactive.

Screenshot Issue
Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad
Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad
Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen

Other Appearances

Menu

Teen Girl Squad menu

Menu Page Title: T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!

Teen Girl Squad used to have its own menu page, at homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.html. Currently, TGS toons are simply listed in a submenu of the TV Time Toons Menu.

Each time the Teen Girl Squad menu page loaded, phrases said by the girls and the message on Cheerleader's shirt changed:

Quote Cheerleader's shirt
THE UGLY ONE: teacher just called me "young man" solid
gold
THE UGLY ONE: i'm in love with liquid paper. party
thyme
WHAT'S HER FACE: nothing is cool. hott
type!
SO AND SO: on a roll with Honor Roll. rich
grrl
CHEERLEADER: you can't be popular AND smart 2
cool
4
u
CHEERLEADER: lets have a boy/girl party! boy
:P
monger
ALL EXCEPT CHEERLEADER: SO GOOD! 2
cute

Different toons' back buttons link to different places. Teen Girl Squad issues 1-3, 8-10 and 13 link back to the TV Time Toons Menu while the rest links back to the Teen Girl Squad Menu (now a Neon 404'd).

This article requires information that is no longer accessible. Our records are currently incomplete, but you could help the wiki by contributing your knowledge on the matter. Missing: When (launch and retirement dates) the menu was in place

Fun Facts

  • Every episode has a different "description" of each girl on their title cards at the beginning. An extra set of these descriptions is also viewable in the preview of Teen Girl Squad on the TV Time Toons Menu, which can be seen by holding the cursor over the Teen Girl Squad button (swf file here). The descriptions tend to refer to Cheerleader's spoiled nature, So and So's book-smarts, What's Her Face's awkwardness or poverty, and The Ugly One's weirdness or lack of hygiene.
Issue Cheerleader So and So What's Her Face The Ugly One
Toons Menu hair products! plaid skirt! baggy clothes! drill team!
Issue 1 cheer! fashion sense! unpopular! hygiene?
Issue 2 growth spurt! school spirit! pity friend! psoriasis!
Issue 3 boy crazy! math crazy! whatev! actually crazy
Issue 4 cool parents! student council! shop lifting? prepaid lunch!
Issue 5 two piece! one piece! same clothes! three piece?!!
Issue 6 wants a pony wants a savings bond wants a new stepdad wants to be cheerleader
Issue 7 fattycakes! polite and boring! lice and more! boy or girl?
Issue 8 top 40 hits! hooked on classics! college radio! listens to pinebark!
Issue 9 backyard pool! library! 24 hour diner! parking deck?
Issue 9 (YouTube version) pool lifeguard! math tutor! sandwich artist! still goes to camp!
Issue 10 groovy grapefruit pink viscious violent violet radacious bodadical razzberry blue gnarly nursing home green
Issue 11 cell phone! pager! rotary phone! geiger counter!
Issue 12 red undies! whitman's sampler! black roses! pink eye!
Issue 13 $15/hour!! {not in intro} $4.75/hour! plain yogurt/hour!
Issue 14 most likely to! more than likely to succeed! least likely to care like, mostly to secede?
Homestar Ruiner college boys!! mathlete boys!! any boys!! shrimp po'boys!
Issue 15 strapless! puffy sleeves! tie and t-shirt! leftover brine??!
  • The AhnbergHand font used for Strong Bad's handwriting contains a few European-style slashes, including lowercase 'q' which The Brothers Chaps have been known to "Americanize". However, they have not altered the European seven in the current Teen Girl Squad main menu.
  • The page title (T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11) is Teen Girl Squadxorx!!!! in leetspeak.
  • So and So was originally referred to as Kristen in the first issue, with the name coming from the original suggestion. Shortly afterwards, though, she is called Kristina, making it clear that Strong Bad was already forgetting the names.

External Links

Teen Girl Squad
Characters Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One
Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg
Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins
Issues Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15
SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen
Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins
Miscellaneous Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions
Other Teen Girl Squad Deaths, 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast


Most Recent Toons
Big Toons

Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold
Dec 24, 2016

Shorts

Back To A Website
Apr 16, 2025

Holidays

Fanstume [singular] '24
Nov 30, 2024

Puppet Stuff

Kick The Cheat Returns!
February 25, 2025

Strong Bad Email

robots
Nov 24, 2025

Video Stuff

Homestar Anniversary Merch
November 17, 2025

Teen Girl Squad

Issue 15
May 11, 2009

Marzipan's Answering Machine

Version 17.2
Apr 1, 2016

YouTube

Homestar Runner Distraction Pack for Walkabout Mini-Golf Teaser‎
May 22, 2026

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