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! Origins
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| [[Scandinavia]]<br />
<td align="center" colspan="2"> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:taranchulapeople.png" title="The Band Members"><img alt="The Band Members" border="0" height="159" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/4/41/taranchulapeople.png/230px-taranchulapeople.png" width="230"/></a><br/><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:taranchula-logo.png" title="Gets you all of the girls (in Scandinavia)"><img alt="Gets you all of the girls (in Scandinavia)" border="0" height="115" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/5/5c/taranchula-logo.png/230px-taranchula-logo.png" width="230"/></a><br/>
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| [[Death metal|Death]]/[[Thrash metal|Thrash Metal]]<br />
<th> Origins
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</th><td> <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Scandinavia" title="wikipedia:Scandinavia">Scandinavia</a><br/>
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| Dave Bjornborg<br />Dave Olafstenston<br />Schenkel McDoo<br />
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</th><td> <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Death_metal" title="wikipedia:Death metal">Death</a>/<a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Thrash_metal" title="wikipedia:Thrash metal">Thrash Metal</a><br/>
| "[[Moving Very Slowly]]" (2003)<br />"[[death metal|The Decoupage]]" (2005)<br />"[[your funeral|Brother In A Jar]]" (2007)<br />"[[more armies|Shady Missionaries]]" (2007)<br />"[[Marshie vs. Little Girl|Poison the Dragons]]" (2007) <br />"[[Trudgemank]]" (2008)<br />
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<th> Members
| [[Teeg Dougland|Mort Dougland]]<br />
</th><td> Dave Bjornborg<br/>Dave Olafstenston<br/>Schenkel McDoo<br/>
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| Crample-O Stow Records
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</th><td> "<a href="/index.php?title=Moving_Very_Slowly" title="Moving Very Slowly">Moving Very Slowly</a>" (2003)<br/>"<a href="/index.php?title=death_metal" title="death metal">The Decoupage</a>" (2005)<br/>"<a href="/index.php?title=your_funeral" title="your funeral">Brother In A Jar</a>" (2007)<br/>"<a href="/index.php?title=more_armies" title="more armies">Shady Missionaries</a>" (2007)<br/>"<a href="/index.php?title=Marshie_vs._Little_Girl" title="Marshie vs. Little Girl">Poison the Dragons</a>" (2007) <br/>"<a href="/index.php?title=Trudgemank" title="Trudgemank">Trudgemank</a>" (2008)<br/>
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<th> Producer
</th><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teeg_Dougland" title="Teeg Dougland">Mort Dougland</a><br/>
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<th> Label
</th><td> Crample-O Stow Records
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<p><b>Taranchula</b> is a Scandinavian death <a href="/index.php?title=Heavy_Metal" title="Heavy Metal">metal</a> band. The members of the band are Dave Bjornborg, Dave Olafstenston, and Schenkel McDoo; <a href="/index.php?title=Matt_Chapman" title="Matt Chapman">Matt Chapman</a> portrays Bjornborg and McDoo, while <a href="/index.php?title=Mike_Chapman" title="Mike Chapman">Mike</a> portrays Olafstenston.
</p><p>Initially mentioned in the <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email" title="Strong Bad Email">Strong Bad Email</a> <a href="/index.php?title=band_names" title="band names">band names</a>, the first song from the band featured in the <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner_%28body_of_work%29" title="Homestar Runner (body of work)">Homestar Runner</a> body of work was "<a href="/index.php?title=Moving_Very_Slowly" title="Moving Very Slowly">Moving Very Slowly</a>", released on <i><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Sings_and_Other_Type_Hits" title="Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits">Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits</a></i> (although an early version was briefly played during the email <a href="/index.php?title=fingers" title="fingers">fingers</a>). The music video for the song, directed by <a href="/index.php?title=Teeg_Dougland" title="Teeg Dougland">Teeg Dougland</a>, was later included as a bonus feature on <a href="/index.php?title=strongbad_email.exe_Disc_Two" title="strongbad email.exe Disc Two">strongbad_email.exe Disc Two</a>. Rock-rap collaboration "<a href="/index.php?title=Trudgemank" title="Trudgemank">Trudgemank</a>" featuring <a href="/index.php?title=Peacey_P" title="Peacey P">Peacey P</a> (for which <a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheat" title="The Cheat">The Cheat</a> <a href="/index.php?title=Powered_by_The_Cheat" title="Powered by The Cheat">animated</a> a music video) was recorded for the "Trudgment Night" soundtrack. Their most recent song is <a href="/index.php?title=The_Troghammer" title="The Troghammer">The Troghammer</a> from the <a href="/index.php?title=Trogdor%21%21_The_Board_Game_Rulebook_EP" title="Trogdor!! The Board Game Rulebook EP">Trogdor!! The Board Game Rulebook Album</a>.
</p><p>Snippets of other Taranchula songs heard include "The Decoupage" (with music video directed by <a href="/index.php?title=Teeg_Dougland" title="Teeg Dougland">Mort Dougland</a> and reminiscent of the video for "<a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Sober_%28Tool_song%29" title="wikipedia:Sober (Tool song)">Sober</a>") and "Brother In A Jar" (composed for <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a>'s would-be <a href="/index.php?title=your_funeral" title="your funeral">funeral</a>).
</p><p>Products endorsed by the band include the <a href="/index.php?title=Taranchula_Black_Metal_Detector" title="Taranchula Black Metal Detector">Taranchula Black Metal Detector</a> (from <a href="/index.php?title=Videlectrix" title="Videlectrix">Videlectrix Kidx</a>) and <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Cold_Ones" title="Cold Ones">Cold Ones Dry</a>.
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<p>Lead singer Schenkel McDoo has performed "Moving Very Slowly" live alongside <a href="/index.php?title=Limozeen" title="Limozeen">Limozeen</a> in <a href="/index.php?title=Limozeen_Live%21_-_27_Mar_2008" title="Limozeen Live! - 27 Mar 2008">2008</a> (McDoo was also possessed by <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a>, who performed several additional songs) and <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner_20th_Anniversary_Show" title="Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show">twice more in 2016</a>.
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'''Taranchula''' is a Scandinavian death [[Heavy Metal|metal]] band. The members of the band are Dave Bjornborg, Dave Olafstenston, and Schenkel McDoo; [[Matt Chapman]] portrays Bjornborg and McDoo, while [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] portrays Olafstenston.
<a id="Discography" name="Discography"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Discography </span></h2>
<a id="Songs" name="Songs"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Songs</span></h3>
<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=Moving_Very_Slowly" title="Moving Very Slowly">Moving Very Slowly</a>
</li><li>Brother In A Jar
</li><li>The Decoupage
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Trudgemank" title="Trudgemank">Trudgemank</a> (featuring <a href="/index.php?title=Peacey_P" title="Peacey P">Peacey P</a>)
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=The_Topplegangers" title="The Topplegangers">Fudgeclank</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=The_Troghammer" title="The Troghammer">The Troghammer</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Humidibot" title="Humidibot">Humidibot</a>'s Actual Theme Song
</li></ul>
<a id="Albums" name="Albums"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Albums</span></h3>
<ul><li>Taranchula
</li><li>Shady Missionaries
</li><li>Poison the Dragons
</li><li>Trudgment Night Soundtrack
</li></ul>
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<div class="thumb" style="padding: 13px 0; width: 150px;"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Taranchula_self-titled.png" title="Taranchula self-titled.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="119" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/a/a7/Taranchula_self-titled.png/120px-Taranchula_self-titled.png" width="120"/></a></div></div>
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<p><a href="/index.php?title=montage" title="montage">montage</a>
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<div class="thumb" style="padding: 19px 0; width: 150px;"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Shady_missionaries.png" title="Shady missionaries.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="108" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/74/Shady_missionaries.png/120px-Shady_missionaries.png" width="120"/></a></div></div>
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<p><a href="/index.php?title=more_armies" title="more armies">more armies</a>
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<td><div class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px;">
<div class="thumb" style="padding: 20px 0; width: 150px;"><div style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width: 120px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Poison_the_dragons.png" title="Poison the dragons.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="105" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/6/65/Poison_the_dragons.png/120px-Poison_the_dragons.png" width="120"/></a></div></div>
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<p><a href="/index.php?title=Marshie_vs._Little_Girl" title="Marshie vs. Little Girl">Marshie vs. Little Girl</a>
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<a id="Fun_Facts" name="Fun_Facts"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Fun Facts</span></h2>
<a id="Trivia" name="Trivia"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Trivia</span></h3>
<ul><li>"McDoo" shows <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Norse%E2%80%93Gael" title="wikipedia:Norse–Gael">Gaelic influence</a>.
</li><li><a class="external text" href="https://tcrf.net/Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_For_Attractive_People/Baddest_of_the_Bands#Taranchula_Game" rel="nofollow" title="https://tcrf.net/Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_For_Attractive_People/Baddest_of_the_Bands#Taranchula_Game">Unused content in the game files</a> of "<a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands" title="Baddest of the Bands">Baddest of the Bands</a>" indicates there were early  plans to include a playable Taranchula-themed <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Handheld_electronic_game" title="wikipedia:Handheld electronic game">handheld LCD game</a>, "Taranchula's Rockin' Rampage", that <a href="/index.php?title=Bubs" title="Bubs">Bubs</a> would lend to Strong Bad while the <a href="/index.php?title=FunMachine" title="FunMachine">FunMachine</a> was under repair. Scripted dialogue suggests the game would have involved battling wolverines and protesters, though the concept did not progress beyond the writing phase.
</li></ul>
<a id="Real-World_References" name="Real-World_References"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Real-World References</span></h3>
<ul><li>"Bjornborg" is a play on Swedish <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=tennis" title="tennis">tennis</a> legend <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Bj%C3%B6rn_Borg" title="wikipedia:Björn Borg">Björn Borg</a>.
</li><li>"Schenkel" may be a reference to <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Scorpions_%28band%29" title="wikipedia:Scorpions (band)">Scorpions</a> rhythm guitarist <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Rudolf_Schenker" title="wikipedia:Rudolf Schenker">Rudolf Schenker</a> and/or his brother <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Michael_Schenker" title="wikipedia:Michael Schenker">Michael Schenker</a>.
</li><li>The fact that there are two Daves in the band may be a reference to frontman Dave Mustaine and former bassist David Ellefson of <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Megadeth" title="wikipedia:Megadeth">Megadeth</a>.
</li></ul>
<a id="Complete_Filmography" name="Complete_Filmography"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Complete Filmography</span></h2>
<ul><li><b>Debut:</b> Email <a href="/index.php?title=band_names" title="band names">band names</a> (logo)
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=fingers" title="fingers">fingers</a> (heard)
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=montage" title="montage">montage</a>
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=death_metal" title="death metal">death metal</a>
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=your_funeral" title="your funeral">your funeral</a>
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=more_armies" title="more armies">more armies</a> (Easter egg)
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=buried" title="buried">buried</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Trudgemank" title="Trudgemank">Trudgemank</a>
</li><li><a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos:_Two_Part_Episode:_Part_2" title="Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2">Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2</a> (Easter egg)
</li></ul>
<a id="Quotes_of_the_Week" name="Quotes_of_the_Week"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Quotes of the Week</span></h2>
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<th style="background:#ccccff;text-align:center;" width="100%"> Taranchula's <a href="/index.php?title=Quote_of_the_Week" title="Quote of the Week">Quotes of the Week</a>
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<ul><li>"Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! {entire Trudgemank song}" (<a href="/index.php?title=Trudgemank" title="Trudgemank">Trudgemank</a>, <a class="extiw" href="http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/trudgemank.mp3" title="mirror:trudgemank.mp3">download</a>)
</li><li>"Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!" (<a href="/index.php?title=buried" title="buried">buried</a>, <a class="extiw" href="http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/schenkel_coin.mp3" title="mirror:schenkel coin.mp3">download</a>)
</li><li>"Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" (<a href="/index.php?title=your_funeral" title="your funeral">your funeral</a>, <a class="extiw" href="http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/brotherinajar.mp3" title="mirror:brotherinajar.mp3">download</a>)
</li></ul>
</td></tr></table>


Initially mentioned in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[band names]], the first song from the band featured in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work was "[[Moving Very Slowly]]", released on ''[[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]'' (although an early version was briefly played during the email [[fingers]]). The music video for the song, directed by [[Teeg Dougland]], was later included as a bonus feature on [[strongbad email.exe Disc Two]]. Rock-rap collaboration "[[Trudgemank]]" featuring [[Peacey P]] (for which [[The Cheat]] [[Powered by The Cheat|animated]] a music video) was recorded for the "Trudgment Night" soundtrack. Their most recent song is [[The Troghammer]] from the [[Trogdor!! The Board Game Rulebook EP|Trogdor!! The Board Game Rulebook Album]].


Snippets of other Taranchula songs heard include "The Decoupage" (with music video directed by [[Teeg Dougland|Mort Dougland]] and reminiscent of the video for "[[Sober (Tool song)|Sober]]") and "Brother In A Jar" (composed for [[Strong Bad]]'s would-be [[your funeral|funeral]]).


Products endorsed by the band include the [[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] (from [[Videlectrix|Videlectrix Kidx]]) and [[Cold Ones|Cold Ones Dry]].
 
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Lead singer Schenkel McDoo has performed "Moving Very Slowly" live alongside [[Limozeen]] in [[Limozeen Live! - 27 Mar 2008|2008]] (McDoo was also possessed by [[Strong Bad]], who performed several additional songs) and [[Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show|twice more in 2016]].
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== Discography ==
 
=== Songs ===
 
* [[Moving Very Slowly]]
* Brother In A Jar
* The Decoupage
* [[Trudgemank]] (featuring [[Peacey P]])
* [[The Topplegangers|Fudgeclank]]
* [[The Troghammer]]
* [[Humidibot]]'s Actual Theme Song
 
=== Albums ===
 
* Taranchula
* Shady Missionaries
* Poison the Dragons
* Trudgment Night Soundtrack
 
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[[montage]]
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https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/74/Shady_missionaries.png/120px-Shady_missionaries.png
 
[[more armies]]
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[[Marshie vs. Little Girl]]
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== Fun Facts ==
 
=== Trivia ===
 
* "McDoo" shows [[Norse–Gael|Gaelic influence]].
* [https://tcrf.net/Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_For_Attractive_People/Baddest_of_the_Bands#Taranchula_Game Unused content in the game files] of "[[Baddest of the Bands]]" indicates there were early plans to include a playable Taranchula-themed [[Handheld electronic game|handheld LCD game]], "Taranchula's Rockin' Rampage", that [[Bubs]] would lend to Strong Bad while the [[FunMachine]] was under repair. Scripted dialogue suggests the game would have involved battling wolverines and protesters, though the concept did not progress beyond the writing phase.
 
=== Real-World References ===
 
* "Bjornborg" is a play on Swedish [[tennis]] legend [[Björn Borg]].
* "Schenkel" may be a reference to [[Scorpions (band)|Scorpions]] rhythm guitarist [[Rudolf Schenker]] and/or his brother [[Michael Schenker]].
* The fact that there are two Daves in the band may be a reference to frontman Dave Mustaine and former bassist David Ellefson of [[Megadeth]].
 
== Complete Filmography ==
 
* '''Debut:''' Email [[band names]] (logo)
* Email [[fingers]] (heard)
* Email [[montage]]
* Email [[death metal]]
* Email [[your funeral]]
* Email [[more armies]] (Easter egg)
* Email [[buried]]
* [[Trudgemank]]
* [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2]] (Easter egg)
 
== Quotes of the Week ==
 
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[[Category:Bands]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]



Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026

Taranchula
The Band Members
Gets you all of the girls (in Scandinavia)
Origins Scandinavia
Genre(s) Death/Thrash Metal
Members Dave Bjornborg
Dave Olafstenston
Schenkel McDoo
Discography "Moving Very Slowly" (2003)
"The Decoupage" (2005)
"Brother In A Jar" (2007)
"Shady Missionaries" (2007)
"Poison the Dragons" (2007)
"Trudgemank" (2008)
Producer Mort Dougland
Label Crample-O Stow Records

Taranchula is a Scandinavian death metal band. The members of the band are Dave Bjornborg, Dave Olafstenston, and Schenkel McDoo; Matt Chapman portrays Bjornborg and McDoo, while Mike portrays Olafstenston.

Initially mentioned in the Strong Bad Email band names, the first song from the band featured in the Homestar Runner body of work was "Moving Very Slowly", released on Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits (although an early version was briefly played during the email fingers). The music video for the song, directed by Teeg Dougland, was later included as a bonus feature on strongbad_email.exe Disc Two. Rock-rap collaboration "Trudgemank" featuring Peacey P (for which The Cheat animated a music video) was recorded for the "Trudgment Night" soundtrack. Their most recent song is The Troghammer from the Trogdor!! The Board Game Rulebook Album.

Snippets of other Taranchula songs heard include "The Decoupage" (with music video directed by Mort Dougland and reminiscent of the video for "Sober") and "Brother In A Jar" (composed for Strong Bad's would-be funeral).

Products endorsed by the band include the Taranchula Black Metal Detector (from Videlectrix Kidx) and Cold Ones Dry.

Lead singer Schenkel McDoo has performed "Moving Very Slowly" live alongside Limozeen in 2008 (McDoo was also possessed by Strong Bad, who performed several additional songs) and twice more in 2016.

Discography

Songs

Albums

  • Taranchula
  • Shady Missionaries
  • Poison the Dragons
  • Trudgment Night Soundtrack

Fun Facts

Trivia

Real-World References

Complete Filmography

Quotes of the Week