Strong Bad Email Menu

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The menu in which all of the Strong Bad Emails are displayed on Strong Bad's computers.

Places: Computer Room

Date: Wednesday, August 22, 2001 (original); Thursday, December 31, 2020 (current version)

Page Title: Sbemails

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Number	Release Date	Name	Description	Running Time
9999 210	2025	robots	The Cheat goes undercover to infiltrate the robot characters that hardly ever show up.	06 min 05 sec
9998 209	2022	parenting	Coach Z somehow has the authority to make everyone pretend to have babies in a weird contest! Meanwhile, the KOT opens a steak house.	07 min 53 sec
9997 208	2018	the next april fools thing	A Strong Bad email suddenly appears in the middle of an April Fools toon! SB discusses where he gets his motivation and inspiration. Homestar plugs his upcoming hotel conference room life seminar.	06 min 52 sec
9996 207	2017	too cool	Strong Bad dares to view Senor Cardgage's character video.	04 min 41 sec
9995 206	2015	sbemail 206	Strong Bad dusts off his old computer to checka some email.	05 min 12 sec
9994 205	2009	videography	All the tips and tricks for being a special event videographer the Strong Bad way.	03 min 30 sec
9993 204	2009	dictionary	SB explains some of the finer points of his very own made-up dictionary.	03 min 48 sec
9992 203	2009	independent	Strong Bad explains the distinct differences between indie films and independent films.	05 min 20 sec
9991 202	2009	imaginary	Strong Bad tells us all about the imaginary friend Strong Sad had when they were little.	04 min 08 sec
9990 201	2009	hremail 3184	Homestar's hremail is interrupted by Strong Bad's triumphant return to email-check where he lays out the different types of cool explosions.	05 min 04 sec
9989 200	2008	email thunder	Strong Bad discovers that all this time, Homestar has an email checking show too!	05 min 10 sec
9988 199	2008	being mean	A well-meaning dad asks for Strong Bad's help in teaching his kids to be nice. A solid plan.	03 min 26 sec
9987 198	2008	magic trick	Strong Bad breaks down all the different styles of magician.	03 min 52 sec
9986 197	2008	your edge	Strong Bad tries to prove he's not losing his edge.	04 min 00 sec
9985 196	2008	hiding	This one's all about hiding places and hide n seek. If that sounds funny, sure, watch this one.	03 min 48 sec
9984 195	2008	love poems	Dr. Marvin Rubdown gives lessons on writing love poems.	04 min 26 sec
9983 194	2008	specially marked	Strong Bad complains about the different types of toys that come in cereal boxes. Hey, maybe give this one a chance! It might be funny!	03 min 08 sec
9982 193	2008	rated	Strong Bad explains all the gorey details of different kinds of R-rated movies.	03 min 25 sec
9981 192	2008	shapeshifter	One might think ol' Strong Bad would be all about shapeshifting. Not so. He explains the downsides of shapeshiftery.	04 min 07 sec
9980 191	2008	buried	The Cheat and Strong Bad bust out the metal detector in search of ancient ruins beneath Strong Badia.	03 min 55 sec
9979 190	2008	licensed	Learn how to become an officially licensed UNlicensed seller of Strong Bad and The Cheat knock-offs.	04 min 18 sec
9978 189	2008	pet show	The Cheat gets entered in the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show.	03 min 44 sec
9977 188	2008	fan club	Strong Bad realizes fan clubs and fan fiction aren't be so bad after all.	04 min 32 sec
9976 187	2008	winter pool	Strong Bad and Homestar find themselves trapped when the gang fills the pool with red flavored gelatin. How will they get out?	04 min 06 sec
9975 186	2008	environment	Strong Sad and Marzipan protest the Lappy's energy consumption.	03 min 28 sec
9974 185	2007	nightlife	A look at the thriving nightlife scene around town.	04 min 12 sec
9973 184	2007	diorama	Strong Bad gives advice on how to make the best middle school diorama.	03 min 34 sec
9972 183	2007	yes, wrestling	A look back through all of Strong Bad's wrestling gimmicks and his fued with the Jack 'em Up KId.	04 min 41 sec
9971 182	2007	business trip	Homestar and Strong Bad try to seal the deal on an important business trip.	04 min 06 sec
9970 181	2007	web comics	As our masked hero talks about different types of web-comics, we somehow end up on Saturday morning cartoons about video games.	03 min 34 sec
9969 180	2007	slumber party	Get important advice on which slumber parties to attend in this Strong bad email.	04 min 11 sec
9968 179	2007	pizza joint	Strong Bad's fake pizza joint becomes the talk of the town until its online presence sends sales crashing.	04 min 09 sec
9967 178	2007	bike thief	Strong Bad helps someone from getting their bike stolen by thinking like a bike thief.	03 min 56 sec
9966 177	2007	original	Strong Bad reminisces about all the Bubs's before the current one.	03 min 30 sec
9965 176	2007	hygiene	Strong Bad helps John with his hygiene problems by putting him in an embarrassing educational video.	04 min 06 sec
9964 175	2007	concert	Strong Sad and Strong Bad somehow end up liking the same band.	04 min 26 sec
9963 174	2007	mini-golf	We get a look at the surreal goings-on of the Sweet Cuppin' Cakes mini-golf course.	04 min 27 sec
9962 173	2007	the paper	Strong Bad pays homage to his dying printer paper.	03 min 08 sec
9961 172	2007	more armies	At the Vaguely Military Career Fair, Strong Bad tries to sign people up for the On-Point Kings.	03 min 40 sec
9960 171	2007	underlings	Strong Bad helps someone deal with an awkward social situation.	03 min 11 sec
9959 170	2007	rough copy	Strong Bad gets litigious then ridiculous when someone draws some comics about him and The Cheat.	03 min 33 sec
9958 169	2007	from work	Strong Bad has to work with some limitations as checks his personal email from his work computer.	03 min 34 sec
9957 168	2007	your funeral	Strong Bad details his off the chart/hook/chain funeral plans.	03 min 56 sec
9956 167	2007	the movies	Strong Bad describes how annoying moviegoers can be.	03 min 51 sec
9955 166	2007	unnatural	Strong Bad deals with the unnatural disaster of Bubs being 100 feet tall!	04 min 10 sec
9954 165	2007	strong badathlon	Strong Bad describes the events of his very own athletic competition.	03 min 39 sec
9953 164	2007	looking old	Strong Bad updates his look so as not to lose touch with the younger generation.	04 min 18 sec
9952 163	2006	what i want	Strong Bad lays out all the worst Decemberween present ideas.	03 min 29 sec
9951 162	2006	the chair	Bubs helps Strong Bad pick a new email-checkin' chair to use at his computer desk.	03 min 58 sec
9950 161	2006	4 branches	Strong Bad explains the four main categories of stupid things Homestar's done.	04 min 55 sec
9949 160	2006	coloring	Learn about crayon names with a Limozeen coloring book and Marzipan's creepy school/cult.	03 min 56 sec
9948 159	2006	retirement	Mysterious forces have taken Strong Bad's laptop! Can he meet the ransom demands and get her back?	06 min 53 sec
9947 158	2006	cliffhangers	Since there are no real cliffhangers, Strong Bad makes up a bunch and resolves them only to be a victim of a cliffhanger himself!	03 min 22 sec
9946 157	2006	trading cards	Strong Bad refuses to give Daniel from Canada what he wants and instead shows off everybody else's trading cards.	03 min 26 sec
9945 156	2006	road trip	This my friend is jumbo/LARGE! Strong Bad and The Cheat try to take Bubs' Gremlin on a road trip.	04 min 18 sec
9944 155	2006	theme song	Strong Bad crafts a sitcom theme song for his 3-5 minute email show. Do you want to make.... twicebutt?	03 min 55 sec
9943 154	2006	keep cool	Cool time, pool time! There's a pool, remember?! And Strong Bad is the lifeguard!	03 min 33 sec
9942 153	2006	redesign	Learn the basics of branding as Strong Bad attempts to redesign the venerable No Loafing sign with mixed results.	03 min 46 sec
9941 152	2006	isp	With his internet acting up, Strong Bad has to call customer service and ultimately confronts the Bubs in charge!	03 min 23 sec
9940 151	2006	senior prom	Strong Bad makes up a convoluted plan to crash the senior prom. You can imagine how that goes for him.	04 min 16 sec
9939 150	2006	alternate universe	For his sesquicentenn-email, Strong Bad and The Cheat make an alternate universe portal so he can visit his many doppelgangers.	05 min 52 sec
9938 149	2006	candy product	Strong Bad gets his own candy product and a catchy commercial for it too!	03 min 01 sec
9937 148	2006	disconnected	Strong Bad weighs the pros and cons of separating his head from his body.	03 min 11 sec
9936 147	2006	lady fan	SB tries to help someone impress their lady fan, but it probably doesn't work. Homestar tweeses it out!	03 min 30 sec
9935 146	2006	pop-up	Somebody's friend had a dream there was a Strong Bad pop-up book, it was the book of YOUR dreams!	03 min 12 sec
9934 145	2006	myths & legends	The origins of the bear holding a shark are revealed and a community is set on edge by mysterious sightings.	02 min 55 sec
9933 144	2006	narrator	StroBro decides to narrate everybody else's daily lives like movie trailers. Stuff gets chucked at Strong Sad.	03 min 01 sec
9932 143	2006	technology	Look out mama, Strong Bad's usin' technology! Learn about the latest tech from the mouth of a real techtalker!	03 min 47 sec
9931 142	2006	secret identity	Live a day in a Mudgeman's shoes as Strong Bad lies about secret identities he doesn't actually have.	03 min 44 sec
9930 141	2006	death metal	Learn to hot glue corn flaskes to your face the Strong Bad way and get your fill of D-E words, invisible orbs, and creepy rusty meat!	03 min 48 sec
9929 140	2006	high school	In his usual deflective style, Strong Bad expains what other cartoon characters are like when they're teens and then takes it too far.	03 min 02 sec
9928 139	2005	portrait	Strong Bad tries to figure what art style is most worthy of his visage.	03 min 37 sec
9927 138	2005	space program	Space Captainface and Strap Coopmore get ready for launchday in this filmstrip from Strong Badia's space programs, SBASAF.	03 min 44 sec
9926 137	2005	bedtime story	The Cheat's bedtime routine has officially reached rigamarole status. Watch and learn!	03 min 34 sec
9925 136	2005	geddup noise	Strong Bad tells the tale of the meteoric rise of the sound it make when he stands up from his computer desk.	03 min 38 sec
9924 135	2005	lady...ing	SB revisits one of his earliest (made-up) emails. Connoisseurs of late nineties flash animation will get a real kick out of it!	04 min 22 sec
9923 134	2005	record book	Strong Bad tries to get a world record for his new record book. Other great stuff happens, too.	03 min 51 sec
9922 133	2005	bottom 10	Strong Bad's Bottom 10 List! Not much more to say!	04 min 59 sec
9921 132	2005	modeling	Strong Bad dons the latest styles for a high-fashion photo shoot.	03 min 10 sec
9920 131	2005	boring (really)	The most action-packed Strong Bad email ever! Bricks! Eye closings! Three-letter words!	04 min 40 sec
9919 130	2005	do over	Strong Bad tries to do-over a few previous emails. It works perfectly. Nothing goes wrong at all.	04 min 24 sec
9918 129	2005	garage sale	Strong Bad breaks down garage sales and the people who frequent them.	03 min 28 sec
9917 128	2005	rampage	Strong Bad demonstrates the types of rampages he goes on these days. Reading, regal, and legal to name a few.	03 min 44 sec
9916 127	2005	long pants	Homestar shows up wearing shorts and pants at the same time. At least he was told long pants. Long pants, long pants. By who we don't know.	03 min 05 sec
9915 126	2005	best thing	Strong Bad remember the best thing ever: Limozeen's very short-lived Saturday morning cartoon.	04 min 08 sec
9914 125	2005	rock opera	One word from each of his first 125 sbemails make up the lyrics to Strong Bad's definitely-planned-from-the-start rock opera.	03 min 23 sec
9913 124	2005	secret recipes	SB tricks people into eating gross stuff. The Cheat gets a haircut. What's not to love?	04 min 34 sec
9912 123	2005	origins	Homestar singing some songs about bread is all you really need to know about this one. Strong Bad is in it too, I assume.	03 min 20 sec
9911 122	2005	dreamail	Strong Bad describes the perfect email with the help of a fade-y pink border.	03 min 43 sec
9910 121	2005	part-time job	Strong Bad tries to sell cups of ice for Bubs while dressed up as the Tragic Clown Dog. A classic!	03 min 18 sec
9909 120	2004	radio	Strong Bad gives advice on/makes fun of the various types of radio hosts.	04 min 02 sec
9908 119	2004	animal	Strong Bad gets a new laptop computer and also, furthermore, hereforto details what his own made up animal would be like.	04 min 02 sec
9907 118	2004	virus	Strong Bad's Compy 386 gets a virus.	04 min 05 sec
9906 117	2004	montage	Strong Bad creates a montage.	03 min 15 sec
9905 116	2004	extra plug	SB puts the extra plug under his desk to good use.	03 min 23 sec
9904 115	2004	time capsule	What would Strong Bad leave to future generations? Watch this cartoon to find out!	03 min 22 sec
9903 114	2004	the facts	Everyone wants to know why Strong Mad doesn't have a cartoon. Well, one person wants to know. Strong Bad gives a rock solid explanation.	02 min 53 sec
9902 113	2004	pizzaz	Strong Bad interviews himself to find out the secret of his pizzaz.	03 min 19 sec
9901 112	2004	old comics	Strong Bad explains why the King of Town has a Poopsmith. Sort of.	02 min 33 sec
9900 111	2004	other days	Since Mondays are traditionally for email checking, Strong Bad explains what he does the rest of the week.	03 min 12 sec
9899 110	2004	for kids	Strong Bad describes what his television show for kids would be like.	03 min 24 sec
9898 109	2004	crying	Strong Bad makes Homestar cry with his drawing of a one legged puppy with an indomitable spirit! Enter Li'l Brudder!	03 min 26 sec
9897 108	2004	pom pom	Strong Bad investigates what happens if Pom Pom is poked with a pin. No ever-loving snot is kicked out of anyone.	02 min 25 sec
9896 107	2004	cheatday	Strong Bad divulges the mysteries surrounding the Cheat's birthday.	02 min 33 sec
9895 106	2004	dangeresque 3	Strong Bad offers the digitally remastered director's cut of Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?	04 min 54 sec
9894 105	2004	replacement	Who will check his emails when Strong Bad retires? Aforementioned Strong Bad tries to find out.	03 min 22 sec
9893 104	2004	theme park	Strong Bad describes what the Strong Badia theme park would be like.	04 min 14 sec
9892 103	2004	haircut	Strong Bad struggles to answer an email about haircuts.	02 min 59 sec
9891 102	2004	lunch special	Strong Bad tries to trick Bubs into giving him a free lunch special. And we find out that Bubs can fly. Canon!	03 min 43 sec
9890 101	2004	car	Homestar shows off his tricked out hat instead of Strong Bad talking about his non-existent car.	02 min 54 sec
9889 100	2004	flashback	Strong Bad answers his 100th email in WIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEEN! Reveals the secret origins of Duck Shirt Homestar and The Cheat!	05 min 01 sec
9888 99	2004	different town	Strong Bad sings a song about how he would make his town different.	02 min 54 sec
9887 98	2004	stupid stuff	Strong Bad tries to get Homestar to say something intelligent. Somehow this will get him some fresh Grumblecakes.	02 min 39 sec
9886 97	2004	monument	While building an impressive monument to himself, Strong Bad is distracted by Bubs with a piece of paper taped to his chest, I mean the Thnikkaman.	02 min 08 sec
9885 96	2004	lackey	Quotation marks abound in this email about what a good lackey The Cheat is to Strong Bad. Featuring justifiably forgotten cantaloupe puppet Doreauxgard.	02 min 47 sec
9884 95	2004	the bet	Strong Bad loses a bet and has to spend the night in the King of Town's castle. Something-arity ensues.	02 min 37 sec
9883 94	2004	video games	Strong Bad takes us on a journey through cyber-time as he imagines different video games versions of himself. Come for the "Your Head Asplode", stay for the "You can't get ye flask."	03 min 04 sec
9882 93	2004	army	Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy? Arguably the beginning of the Cheat Commandos!	04 min 10 sec
9881 92	2003	kind of cool	Strong Bad describes what he would be like if he wasn't a stylish, buff, handsome man. Enter Senor Cardgage!!	02 min 57 sec
9880 91	2003	caffeine	See what happens when Strong Sad is given caffeine! It's the most understandable Strong Mad has ever been!	02 min 41 sec
9879 90	2003	colonization	Strong Bad describes the colonization of Strong Badia like a politically incorrect 1980's third grade american history book might.	01 min 57 sec
9878 89	2003	local news	The World in Crisis with Strong Badia Action Cool News 5! Hard hitting journalism! Thank you, tonight.	03 min 05 sec
9877 88	2003	couch patch	The origin story of the duct-tape patch on Strong Bad's couch is finally told! Everyone wanted to know!	03 min 01 sec
9876 87	2003	mile	SB takes the week off so the Cheat takes a crack at making his own poorly animated email cartoon.	02 min 27 sec
9875 86	2003	no loafing	Strong Bad increases productivity something-eight percent with the help of some motivational wall hangings.	01 min 54 sec
9874 85	2003	2 years	Strong Bad's prediction of what Strong Badia will be like in 2 years. At least I think that's what it's about.	02 min 02 sec
9873 84	2003	kids' book	Strong Bad makes a kids' book called "Everyone is Different."	02 min 01 sec
9872 83	2003	labor day	Strong Bad with his trusty megaphone sits on a cooler for the best Labor Day ever.	02 min 46 sec
9871 82	2003	impression	Strong Bad tries to dethrone The Cheat in the annual Strong Sad Lookalike Contest.	03 min 13 sec
9870 81	2003	date	Strong Bad shows us what it's like when Homestar and Marzipan go on a date. Beware the lurking horrors!	03 min 10 sec
9869 80	2003	stunt double	Strong Bad proves he does all his own stunt work by showing clips from his smash hit movie Dangeresque 2. Witness the genesis (peter gabriel, not phil collins) of the world's best private eye/crooked cop: Dangeresque!	02 min 17 sec
9868 79	2003	the process	Strong Bad breaks down all the steps of a successful email check. Learn from the pro!	03 min 20 sec
9867 78	2003	anything	The Homestar Runner sits in and guest-checks one of Strong Bad's beloved emails! Can you believe it?	02 min 13 sec
9866 77	2003	suntan	Bronze bods and rippling abs abound when Strong Bad gets some sun.	03 min 17 sec
9865 76	2003	sibbie	Strong Bad refuses to make a song about Sibbie. He'll never do it. Never. Wait.	02 min 19 sec
9864 75	2003	funny	SB transforms into some type of squeaky guy. Floppy disk and ketchup co-star.	02 min 20 sec
9863 74	2003	privileges	The Cheat cashes in his customer rewards card in this Strong Bad email cartoon!	02 min 23 sec
9862 73	2003	mascot	Crazy Go Nuts University's mascot shows up at The Cheat's Golf Club Team match!	02 min 00 sec
9861 72	2003	crazy cartoon	Strong Bad makes a crazy cartoon for Monkeydude. Sweet Cuppin' Cakes and Eh! Steve! are born! And then The Cheat makes one of his terrible cartoons even! This sbemail has it ALL!	02 min 39 sec
9860 71	2003	2 emails	Strong Bad checks 2 emails and tries to travel both forward and back in time.	02 min 26 sec
9859 70	2003	big white face	After some soul-searching and looking at low-res portraits of everyone, Strong Bad realizes he needs to apologize to the Poopsmith.	02 min 51 sec
9858 69	2003	personal favorites	Strong Bad does the thing where he makes you think it's a clip show but then it's not really a clip show. I think this is the first appearance of the stone bridge. You know, because you care about that sorta stuff, right?	02 min 21 sec
9857 68	2003	caper	Strong Bad gets mad at The Cheat for screwing up the jumble caper and sings "The Cheat is Not Dead" to try and patch things up.	02 min 49 sec
9856 67	2003	autobiography	Listen to some excerpts from Strong Bad's books-on-tape autobiography.	02 min 43 sec
9855 66	2003	the show	Strong Bad gives us a glimpse of Homestar's daytime talk-show-game-show, 'The Show.'	02 min 34 sec
9854 65	2003	unused emails	What does Strong Bad do with all the emails he doesn't check on his email show? Watch this episode of his email show to find out!	01 min 38 sec
9853 64	2003	english paper	Strong Bad helps a lazy student with some schoolwork.	02 min 13 sec
9852 63	2003	fingers	Strong Bad imagines what it would by like to have fingers. Or rather a bunch of random stuff taped to his boxing gloves.	02 min 07 sec
9851 62	2003	interview	Strong Bad sorta interviews Homsar. Also, I had forgotten that it was actually Strong Bad who invented, 'I was raised by a cup of coffee."	02 min 13 sec
9850 61	2003	monster truck	Awexome Cross 98! This SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SOMEDAY! Limozeen drops they numba one jam 'Because, It's Midnite' on an unsuspecting public!	01 min 43 sec
9849 60	2003	huttah!	Strong Bad is frustrated at all the emails asking about The Cheat. Probably the least descriptive title of all Strong Bad's emails.	02 min 35 sec
9848 59	2003	marzipan	Quadruple negatives abound as Strong Bad tries to get Marzipan to admit she likes him.	02 min 15 sec
9847 58	2003	dragon	Strong Bad shares his skills of an artist as he teaches YOU how to draw a certain wingaling dragon named Trogdor. Never have chiaroscuro and sloppy metal been juxtaposed so seamlessly.	03 min 20 sec
9846 57	2003	japanese cartoon	Strong Bad imagines himself as a Japanese cartoon. Stinkoman is born! Challenge and fighting are no match for blue hair and ridiculously huge mouths!	02 min 02 sec
9845 56	2002	current status	Strong Bad is apparently able to switch people's heads in this oft-forgotten sbemail.	01 min 14 sec
9844 55	2002	cheat talk	Strong Bad tries to help people understand The Cheat.	01 min 08 sec
9843 54	2002	morning routine	The 'R' in Strong Bad's morning routine stands for...	02 min 09 sec
9842 53	2002	comic	Strong Bad debuts his new comic, Teen Girl Squad.	01 min 43 sec
9841 52	2002	island	The classic episode where Strong Bad and Homestar get stuck on a desert island.	01 min 57 sec
9840 51	2002	website	Tips from a pro on how to make a website. As true today as it was in 2002.	01 min 53 sec
9839 50	2002	50 emails	In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad answers 50 emails.	02 min 45 sec
9838 49	2002	theme party	Strong Bad helps some college students with their upcoming party.	01 min 06 sec
9837 48	2002	ghosts	Strong Bad goes hunting for ghosts in Strong Badia and runs into the pixel-y spirit of his old computer!	01 min 57 sec
9836 47	2002	new hands	Strong Bad makes poor choices when deciding what to replace his hands with.	01 min 36 sec
9835 46	2002	your friends	Doing what he does best, Strong Bad just be's mean to his friends.	01 min 11 sec
9834 45	2002	techno	Light switch rave, everybody! Grab your glowsticks and get caught in the trance of Strong Bad's techno masterpiece.	01 min 13 sec
9833 44	2002	lures & jigs	Strong Bad and Coach Z have a boring fishing TV show in this one.	01 min 45 sec
9832 43	2002	little questions	Strong Bad answers questions from a Swedish fan.	01 min 13 sec
9831 42	2002	action figure	Strong Bad details the features of his own action figure.	01 min 45 sec
9830 41	2002	invisibility	The Compy 386 era begins! Strong Bad ponders the pros and cons of being invisible.	01 min 54 sec
9811 22	2002	sb_email 22	The Cheat helps Strong Bad recover from a PR nightmare after he offends the UK.	00 min 34 sec
9829 40	2002	vacation	Strong Bad goes on vacation and sends some postcards from exotic destinations.	04 min 17 sec
9828 39	2002	property of ones	Strong Bad makes up some bogus mathematic equations about cold ones.	01 min 19 sec
9827 38	2002	helium	Strong Bad temporarily joins the high-voice crew with the help of leftover party balloon. The Cheat learns to fly!	01 min 46 sec
9826 37	2002	dullard	Strong Bad gives advice on how to deal with the office dullard.	02 min 05 sec
9825 36	2002	guitar	Strong Bad shows off his guitar skills.	01 min 32 sec
9824 35	2002	sisters	Strong Bad receives an email from two sisters asking if he has a girlfriend.	01 min 40 sec
9823 34	2002	weird dream	Briefly, Strong Bad describes a weird dream he had.	01 min 17 sec
9822 33	2002	gimmicks	The first of many times Strong Bad has to deal with explosion-prone computers.	01 min 16 sec
9821 32	2002	flag day	Strong Bad reveals the flag and national anthem of Strong Badia. There isn't, as it turns out, lots of chocolate.	02 min 03 sec
9820 31	2002	sugarbob	Strong Bad helps a guy with his girlfriend or something.	01 min 48 sec
9819 30	2002	12:00	Bubs helps Strong Bad program his VCR clock.	01 min 12 sec
9818 29	2002	superhero name	Strong Bad introduces his superhero name 'Strong Badman'. Stiny! Get somebody a freakin danish!	01 min 08 sec
9817 28	2002	1 step ahead	This one goes Choose-Your-Own-Adventure style as Strong Bad has several ideas for gluing Strong Sad's hands to his face.	01 min 17 sec
9816 27	2002	3 wishes	Strong Bad wishes he had croissants crammed into his head. Or something like that.	01 min 32 sec
9815 26	2002	CGNU	Strong Bad lets you know how to become a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University.	01 min 12 sec
9814 25	2002	super powers	The power behind the blue diamond-y thing on Strong Bad's mask is revealed.	01 min 17 sec
9813 24	2002	the bird	Strong Bad checks his email at the stick and shares his award-winning flip-offery.	01 min 20 sec
9812 23	2002	little animal	The origin story of kicking The Cheat.	01 min 16 sec
9810 21	2002	cartoon	Strong Bad does commentary on a cartoon of himself just standing around.	01 min 45 sec
9809 20	2002	spring cleaning	Strong Bad cleans out his inbox with a little help from DELETED!	01 min 27 sec
9808 19	2002	tape-leg	Tape-Leg 1, not to be confused with Tape-Leg 2.	01 min 01 sec
9807 18	2002	stand-up	Strong Bad's first and last stand-up comedy performance.	01 min 27 sec
9806 17	2002	studying	Strong Bad gives advice on, you guessed it, studying.	01 min 13 sec
9805 16	2002	band names	Strong Bad gives advice on choosing a band name.	01 min 13 sec
9804 15	2002	the basics	Strong Bad gives basic tips on how to mess with people.	01 min 08 sec
9803 14	2002	duck pond	Demo Strong Bad's Duck Pond Sim and experiencing being, like, right there... at the pond. C'mere ducky.	00 min 41 sec
9802 13	2002	i she be	The Cheat gets set up with a rejected potential Strong Bad suitor. Kids! Don't ever meet strangers at Sbarro! Or eat there!	01 min 11 sec
9801 12	2002	credit card	Strong Bad traps Homestar in a classic credit card scam.	01 min 18 sec
9800 11	2002	i rule	Strong Bad checks in on/invents Strong Badia. Apparently it is behind a dumpster we've never seen before.	00 min 40 sec
9799 10	2002	trevor the vampire	When Strong Bad realizes the horrible truth about Trevor, he waxes nostalgic for the carefree days of a few seconds ago.	01 min 06 sec
9798 9	2002	i love you	Fhqwhgads becomes a thing when someone sends Strong Bad the 'i love you' virus! Also, the first appearance of the Guy With a Big Knife!	00 min 56 sec
9797 8	2002	brianrietta	Strong Bad is a real jerk to an admirer.	00 min 53 sec
9796 7	2001	halloweener	Strong Bad demonstrates the best way to make a Strong Bad Halloween costume on Stupid Over Here, I mean Homestar.	01 min 15 sec
9795 6	2001	depressio	Strong Bad makes fun of brother Strong Sad.	00 min 54 sec
9794 5	2001	making out	A fan asks for dating advice so SB suggests using a song he wrote. And then totally doesn't show or perform said song. Huh.	00 min 59 sec
9793 4	2001	homestar hair	When he gets an email meant for Homestar, Strong Bad becomes "all cheesed off" as the kids say... in the 50's maybe.	00 min 55 sec
9792 3	2001	butt IQ	Strong bad makes up his first bogus mathematical theorem to explain stupid butts.	00 min 59 sec
9791 2	2001	homsar	Homsar is born, and way less funny than he will eventually become, in this very short email.	00 min 46 sec
9790 1	2001	some kinda robot	Strong Bad explains his weird physiology and coins the phrase "For Good or For Awesome."	00 min 45 sec

Strong Bad's Commentary

Occasionally, when selecting an email, Strong Bad will comment on it. The exact comment is picked at random.

• Ooh! Good choice! listen
• Aw, that's a classic! listen
• I have no memory of this email. listen
• This one... is okay. listen
• Ehh, maybe pick another one. listen
• Ooh, ooh! This one, this one! listen
• Oh! I love this email! listen
• Ooh, this the one with the stuff! And the characters! listen
• Aw, this is like my 74th favorite one. listen
• Today, I hate this one. listen
• This sbemail was underappreciated in its time. listen
• Oh, you're gonna love this one! listen
• This sbemail is popular with people called Frank. listen
• Now this is a solid email. listen
• Truly this is the heart and soul of all sbemails. listen
• This sbemail and I are no longer on... speaking terms. listen
• Ah, the pinnacle of sbemails! listen
• I definitely phoned this one in. listen
• This one's overplayed. listen

Easter Eggs

• The computer begins as the Lappier. Clicking on the computer's logo at the bottom-left corner of the monitor will switch the computer (including the menu theme) in the following order: Lappier → Compé → Lappy 486 → Compy 386 → Tandy 400. Continuing to click repeats the cycle indefinitely.
• Click on the checked section below the scroll bar to hear a Scroll Button Song. What song Strong Bad sings depends on what computer is currently being used, with Strong Bad singing a Scroll Button Song from the computer's era, randomly picked if there are multiple ones.

Previous Menus

• 1–32 — Tandy 400 menu
• 33–34 — Broken Tandy Menu
• 35–40 — Slightly damaged Tandy menu
• 41 — Vacation menu
• 42–118 — Compy 386 menu
  • Between 55 and 56 — Decemberween Email Menu
  • Between 118 and 119 — Broken Compy Menu
• 119–201 — Lappy 486 menu
• 202 — Corpy NT6 menu
• 203-208 — Compé menu

Broken Tandy	Vacation	Compy 386	Decemberween
At Work

Fun Facts

Trivia

• At the time of the post-Flash site update, viewers on mobile could not change Strong Bad's computer or listen to Scroll Button Songs. The layout was later updated so that they could.
• With emails listed in release date order, sb_email 22 ends up listed between vacation (#40) and invisibility (#41).
• The email descriptions point out several firsts.
• The Tandy 400 vacation menu was the last surviving Tandy menu to still be hosted on the Flash website.
• On the Compy 386 menus, Strong Bad types "dir /p", a DOS command used to list all the files in a directory, and to pause between each screen's worth of files.
• Sometime in the middle of 2003, during the Compy 386 era, "updated mondays" was changed to "updated somedays". Nothing like this is noted in any future menu.
• After random.bat was implemented, the email list came from the rando.xml file. This is why the unused Lappy and Corpy menus were still updated before the switch to Ruffle. Before this, it was included in the Flash file.
• On the old Flash site, sbemail.swf leads to the Flash file for the Compy 386 era.

Remarks

• During most emails, the back of Strong Bad's head is visible when he sits in front of the computer, which is why he often starts a new line before the text reaches the right side of the computer's screen. However, on the Strong Bad Email menu, his head is not seen at all. This is probably so the viewers can use the bottom scroll button without anything in the way.
• The fonts used for each of Strong Bad's five computers differ from those used within any of their respective emails.
• After the post-Flash site update, Strong Bad Email is the only toon category to have its own separate menu, with Teen Girl Squad and Marzipan's Answering Machine being fully absorbed by the TV Time Toons Menu.
• During Lappynapped!, retirement A, and retirement B after the Lappy was kidnapped, and after hremail 3184 when the Lappy was destroyed, it was still used for the Strong Bad Email menu. It is still updated to include the post-Lappy era emails.
• Although the Compé was compressed into the Lappier, the Compé was still the featured computer on the menu and in Strong Bad's Scroll Button Song until the site update on December 31, 2020.
• If the random.bat button on the Lappy was clicked after hremail 3184 was released, Strong Bad would still say the things during the random email selection even though he was absent.
• The Corpy NT6 menu lacked a random button; however, a random email could be selected by using a Flash seekbar, causing Strong Bad to say his usual lines.
• The Compé menu lacked a random button from its introduction until August 31, 2009, when a new Scroll Button Song was also released. During this time, right-clicking and using the Play button would give the random button effect, but the email that was selected would be displayed in the Lappy's font.
• The Compé menu zooms in before Strong Bad finishes double-clicking it.
• The Compé menu's "go rando!" button is clickable, even when zooming in.
• With the October 5, 2009 update, a link to the Yahoo Store page where DVDs of the emails could be purchased was added on a sticky note. The Yahoo Store was later retired, and for a time the link brought up a Yahoo error page. The sticky note was subsequently removed on the Lappier menu.
• The Next April Fools Thing was originally hidden inside a holiday toon, and wasn't listed on the email menu until the site update on December 31, 2020.
• The menu was recreated in HTML5 for the post-Flash site update on December 31, 2020, and the following changes were made:
  • The computer was changed to the Lappier, with a new Scroll Button Song as well.
  • Clicking the computer's logo switches the computer.
  • Clicking on the title of an email or using the "go rando" button now brings up a short description of the selected email, rather than automatically playing it.
  • The menu includes clickable links to watch either the original Flash version or the YouTube version (if available).
  • If an email is selected, Strong Bad will sometimes briefly comment on it.
  • The current Scroll Button Song, which previously played automatically upon opening the menu, is now accessed through an Easter egg, with the addition of previously-used songs.

Goofs

• The YouTube version of the next april fools thing is not linked.

Glitches

Hey, it's Stretch Bad!

• Occasionally when viewed on mobile, Strong Bad's face looks super stretched.

Real-World References

• Peter Gabriel was the original lead singer of the band Genesis. After Gabriel left the group, drummer Phil Collins replaced him as lead singer.

External Links

• Strong Bad Email menu
• Compé Strong Bad Email menu on the old Flash site
• view the Flash file for the Compé Strong Bad Email Menu