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<p>"<b>Santam'n Is A Blademan</b>" is the jazzy <a href="/index.php?title=Songs" title="Songs">theme song</a> of the knife-wielding robotic <a href="/index.php?title=Santaman" title="Santaman">Santam'n</a> that threatens <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_%28character%29" title="Dangeresque (character)">Dangeresque</a> and <a href="/index.php?title=Firebert" title="Firebert">Firebert</a> in <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_Puppet_Squad:_The_Hot_Jones_Hijack" title="Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack">Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack</a>. It is sung by <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner" title="Homestar Runner">Homestar Runner</a>, and plays through the Santam'n toy's built-in music player. The entire first verse is later heard in the toon's <a href="/index.php?title=Easter_egg" title="Easter egg">Easter egg</a>. A extended version of the song, with three more verses, was posted to <a href="/index.php?title=%40StrongBadActual" title="@StrongBadActual">@StrongBadActual</a> for the 2018 holiday season, one year later. It is included on the streaming version of <a href="/index.php?title=Hooked_on_Decemberween" title="Hooked on Decemberween">Hooked on Decemberween</a> and <a href="/index.php?title=Decemberweenvent_Calendar" title="Decemberweenvent Calendar">day 20</a> of the <a href="/index.php?title=Decemberweenvent_Calendar" title="Decemberweenvent Calendar">Decemberweenvent Calendar</a>.
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<p><b>Album:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Hooked_on_Decemberween" title="Hooked on Decemberween">Hooked on Decemberween</a><br/><b>Track:</b> 7<br/>
''He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down!''
<b>Time:</b> 1:05<br/>
 
<b>Artist(s):</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner" title="Homestar Runner">Homestar Runner</a><br/>
"'''Santam'n Is A Blademan'''" is the jazzy [[Songs|theme song]] of the knife-wielding robotic [[Santaman|Santam'n]] that threatens [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] and [[Firebert]] in [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]]. It is sung by [[Homestar Runner]], and plays through the Santam'n toy's built-in music player. The entire first verse is later heard in the toon's [[Easter egg]]. A extended version of the song, with three more verses, was posted to [[@StrongBadActual]] for the 2018 holiday season, one year later. It is included on the streaming version of [[Hooked on Decemberween]] and [[Decemberweenvent Calendar|day 20]] of the [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]].
<b>Origin:</b> Extended song from <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_Puppet_Squad:_The_Hot_Jones_Hijack" title="Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack">Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack</a>.
 
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== Detailed Information ==
<a id="Lyrics" name="Lyrics"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Lyrics</span></h2>
 
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'''Album:''' [[Hooked on Decemberween]]<br />'''Track:''' 7<br />
<p>Oh, Santam'n is a blade man<br/>
'''Time:''' 1:05<br />
He's comin' for you to chop you in two<br/>
'''Artist(s):''' [[Homestar Runner]]<br />
Santam'n is a blade man<br/>
'''Origin:''' Extended song from [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]].
He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down<br/>
 
</p><p>Santam'n is a blade man<br/>
== Lyrics ==
He's sharpened his knives and he's not slicin' pies<br/>
 
Santam'n is a blade man<br/>
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Here he comes down the lane to cleft you in twain<br/>
 
</p><p>And when he shows up he'll make breakfast with his friends<br/>
''Sheet music''
So I'd just lay low 'til this part ends<br/>
 
Hey, you might make it out alive!<br/>
Oh, Santam'n is a blade man<br />
</p><p>Oh, Santam'n is a blade man<br/>
He's comin' for you to chop you in two<br />
He doesn't have toys, just that blade "shing!" type noise<br/>
Santam'n is a blade man<br />
Santam'n is a blade man<br/>
He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down<br />
 
Santam'n is a blade man<br />
He's sharpened his knives and he's not slicin' pies<br />
Santam'n is a blade man<br />
Here he comes down the lane to cleft you in twain<br />
 
And when he shows up he'll make breakfast with his friends<br />
So I'd just lay low 'til this part ends<br />
Hey, you might make it out alive!<br />
 
Oh, Santam'n is a blade man<br />
He doesn't have toys, just that blade "shing!" type noise<br />
Santam'n is a blade man<br />
He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down
He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down
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<a id="Fun_Facts" name="Fun_Facts"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Fun Facts</span></h2>
<ul><li>Santa being referred to as a blade-man is a reference to the <a href="/index.php?title=Mystery_Science_Theater_3000" title="Mystery Science Theater 3000">Mystery Science Theater 3000</a> episode featuring <i><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Santa_Claus_Conquers_the_Martians" title="wikipedia:Santa Claus Conquers the Martians">Santa Claus Conquers the Martians</a></i>.
<ul><li>This line was previously referenced by <a href="/index.php?title=Coach_Z" title="Coach Z">Coach Z</a> in the <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email" title="Strong Bad Email">Strong Bad Email</a> <a href="/index.php?title=personal_favorites" title="personal favorites">personal favorites</a>.
</li></ul>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Pie" title="Pie">Pie</a> and <a href="/index.php?title=Breakfast" title="Breakfast">breakfast</a> are mentioned.
</li><li>In the initial Tweet, the song is referred to as "Santam'n is a Blade Man". On the <a href="/index.php?title=Hooked_on_Decemberween" title="Hooked on Decemberween">Hooked on Decemberween</a> album, this song was originally referred to as "Santaman Is Blademan", and was later changed to "Santaman is a Blademan". The Decemberweenvent Calendar calls it "Santam'n Is A Blademan".
</li></ul>
<a id="External_Links" name="External_Links"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span></h2>
<ul><li><a class="external text" href="http://old.homestarrunner.com/songs/Santam'n%20is%20a%20Blade%20Man.mp3" rel="nofollow" title="http://old.homestarrunner.com/songs/Santam'n%20is%20a%20Blade%20Man.mp3">Listen to "Santam'n Is A Blademan"</a>
</li><li><a class="extiw" href="https://songwhip.com/strong-bad/santaman-is-a-blademan" title="songwhip:strong-bad/santaman-is-a-blademan">"Santaman is a Blademan" on Songwhip</a>
</li></ul>
<ul><li><a class="extiw" href="https://homestarrunner.com/toons/dangeresque-puppet-squad-the-hot-jones-hijack" title="hr:toons/dangeresque-puppet-squad-the-hot-jones-hijack">watch "Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack"</a>
</li><li><a class="extiw" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWpW623yrAU" title="youtube:zWpW623yrAU">watch "Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack"</a> on <a href="/index.php?title=YouTube" title="YouTube">YouTube</a>
</li><li><a class="extiw" href="https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/1075958630921441280" title="twitter:StrongBadActual/status/1075958630921441280">watch "Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack"</a> on <a href="/index.php?title=%40StrongBadActual" title="@StrongBadActual">Twitter</a>
</li><li><a class="extiw" href="https://old.homestarrunner.com/dween17.html" title="oldhr:dween17.html">watch "Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack"</a> on the old <a href="/index.php?title=Flash" title="Flash">Flash</a> site
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== Fun Facts ==
* Santa being referred to as a blade-man is a reference to the [[Mystery Science Theater 3000]] episode featuring ''[[Santa Claus Conquers the Martians]]''.
** This line was previously referenced by [[Coach Z]] in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[personal favorites]].
* [[Pie]] and [[Breakfast|breakfast]] are mentioned.
* In the initial Tweet, the song is referred to as "Santam'n is a Blade Man". On the [[Hooked on Decemberween]] album, this song was originally referred to as "Santaman Is Blademan", and was later changed to "Santaman is a Blademan". The Decemberweenvent Calendar calls it "Santam'n Is A Blademan".
== External Links ==
* [http://old.homestarrunner.com/songs/Santam'n%20is%20a%20Blade%20Man.mp3 Listen to "Santam'n Is A Blademan"]
* [https://songwhip.com/strong-bad/santaman-is-a-blademan "Santaman is a Blademan" on Songwhip]


* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/dangeresque-puppet-squad-the-hot-jones-hijack watch "Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack"]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWpW623yrAU watch "Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack"] on [[YouTube]]
* [https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/1075958630921441280 watch "Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack"] on [[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/dween17.html watch "Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack"] on the old [[Flash]] site


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[[Decemberweenvent Calendar Character Variations|Character Variations]] · [[Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)|2024 Revisit]]
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Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026

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He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down!

"Santam'n Is A Blademan" is the jazzy theme song of the knife-wielding robotic Santam'n that threatens Dangeresque and Firebert in Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack. It is sung by Homestar Runner, and plays through the Santam'n toy's built-in music player. The entire first verse is later heard in the toon's Easter egg. A extended version of the song, with three more verses, was posted to @StrongBadActual for the 2018 holiday season, one year later. It is included on the streaming version of Hooked on Decemberween and day 20 of the Decemberweenvent Calendar.

Detailed Information

Album: Hooked on Decemberween
Track: 7
Time: 1:05
Artist(s): Homestar Runner
Origin: Extended song from Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack.

Lyrics

Sheet music

Oh, Santam'n is a blade man
He's comin' for you to chop you in two
Santam'n is a blade man
He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down

Santam'n is a blade man
He's sharpened his knives and he's not slicin' pies
Santam'n is a blade man
Here he comes down the lane to cleft you in twain

And when he shows up he'll make breakfast with his friends
So I'd just lay low 'til this part ends
Hey, you might make it out alive!

Oh, Santam'n is a blade man
He doesn't have toys, just that blade "shing!" type noise
Santam'n is a blade man
He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down

Fun Facts

External Links

Decemberweenvent Calendar

Day 1 – Everybody Everybody
Day 2 – Stave It Off
Day 3 – Skills of an Artist
Day 4 – Caleb Rentpayer Love Theme / Funeral Dirge
Day 5 – Now I'll Do A Dance
Day 6 – CGNU Fight Song
Day 7 – Videlectrix Chime / StrongBadZone
Day 8 – Smells Like Peanut Action
Day 9 – Meet Marshie
Day 10 – No Probalo
Day 11 – 3 Times Halloween Funjob
Day 12 – Cheat Commandos Theme Song

Day 13 – Teen Girl Squad / 4 Gregs
Day 14 – Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
Day 15 – Strong Badia National Anthem
Day 16 – Homestar Runner Presents: Presents
Day 17 – The Cheat Is Not Dead
Day 18 – Because, It's Midnite
Day 19 – Peasant's Quest Theme
Day 20 – Santam'n Is A Blademan
Day 21 – Stinkoman Level 1
Day 22 – Dethemberween Thnikkaman
Day 23 – Trogdor
Day 24 – Todaybor Day Is Labor Day / Anew App

Character Variations | 2024 Revisit

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