Sammich

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Ready to chew down on some tender jowls.

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Strong Bad kicks off his live action Skills of an Artist series by drawing a sammich.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad

Date: Wednesday, July 12, 2017 (Twitter); Thursday, August 24, 2017 (YouTube)

Running Time: 1:54

Page Title: Oh dang! Pizzang!

Transcript

{Video opens with Strong Bad's boxing glove holding an uncapped marker.}

STRONG BAD: Welcome back to another {logo appears} Skills of an Artist. Today, I'm gonna teach you guys how to draw, a sammich! {logo disappears} I make drawing fun! We start out with a squish-tangle.

{Strong Bad begins drawing three sides of a parallelogram.}

STRONG BAD: {with each side} Pwah, pwah, pwah. {tracing over the first line} First we do the tangles, and then we give it a squish.

{Strong Bad closes the shape by drawing a bulging curve on the top, creating a shape like a slice of bread.}

STRONG BAD: Vrrroop. Kinda looks like a chef hat, moving rapidly this way. Prreeow!

{Strong Bad draws a depth line on the right side of the bread.}

STRONG BAD: And now to give it some depth, {drawing a rectangle below the bottom} we add four shortened pizzangs!

{He closes the shape with a diagonal line, creating a three-dimensional slice of bread.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, look at that! {shading the crust} That piece of bread is jumping right off the page! {tracing over the top of the slice} Vwah!

{Strong Bad speckles the top of the slice with dots.}

STRONG BAD: And now, we add some dotties, that are like the air bubbles. From the leavening process. Y'know what I'm saying?

{Strong Bad begins to draw a wavy line below the bread that resembles lettuce.}

STRONG BAD: Now for the toppings. First we do some lettuce. Kinda looks like the bread's being electrocuted. Bzzzzzzh! And now we'll put on the meats.

{Strong Bad draws curves sticking out from the bottom of the lettuce surrounding the bread.}

STRONG BAD: We've got some salami, some pastrami, and some season-four-tulami. Look at that. Spilling all out on the sides. And now for the main course, which is, a severed pig's head.

{Strong Bad draws large curves below the meat, resembling the shape of a pig's head with a snout and an ear.}

STRONG BAD: Here it comes. {drawing the mouth and adding nostrils to the the snout} Ah, oinkers! {adding the eyes with X's in them} It had to be done! {adding a tongue sticking out} To make forth my sammich! And um, you know, I like to reattach the tail.

{Strong Bad draws a squiggly line coming out the back of the pig's head.}

STRONG BAD: To the head. For dramatic effect. Okay, so this is not very centered on the page.

{Strong bad draws a shaded curve on the bottom of the pig's head.}

STRONG BAD: Put the bottom slice of bread. And up here, it's gotta be me!

{Strong Bad draws a large circle above the sammich, and sloppily adds his mask onto it.}

STRONG BAD: O'bm know, somebody gotta eat this sammich. {Mumbles a couple times.} Look at that hideous maw!

{Strong Bad has drawn himself with a massive open mouth and a row of teeth. He adds two circles on the sides of the pig's head for his boxing gloves, and shades the interior of the mouth.}

STRONG BAD: Ready to chew down on some tender jowls. And that's how you draw a ham sammich.

{Strong Bad writes the words "THAT'S IT!!"}

STRONG BAD: So, that's it! See you next time for more Skills of an Artist!

Fun Facts

Trivia

• The Tweet text reads "No sbemail yet. But maybe an art lesson will tide you guys over!"
• The YouTube description reads "The master of the foreshortened pizzang draws a ham sammy. Mmmm...seasoned fortulami."

Inside References

• The word "sammich" has been used on several other occasions, most notably in reference to the Baloney Sammich Truck.
• The main course is a severed pig's head.

External Links

• watch "Sammich"
• watch "Sammich" on YouTube
• watch "Sammich" on Twitter