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<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Puppets_Little_Girl_Outtakes.JPG" title='"Stop hitting me on the head, Uncle Mike!"'><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="135" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/e/e1/Puppets_Little_Girl_Outtakes.JPG/180px-Puppets_Little_Girl_Outtakes.JPG" width="180"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:Puppets_Little_Girl_Outtakes.JPG" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>"Stop hitting me on the head, Uncle Mike!"</div></div></div> | |||
<p><b>Hidden Puppet Stuff</b> | |||
</p><p>Outtakes from <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_vs._Little_Girl%21" title="Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!">Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!</a> and <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_vs._Little_Girl_2" title="Homestar vs. Little Girl 2">Homestar vs. Little Girl 2</a>. | |||
</p><p><b>Cast (in order of appearance):</b> <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Puppet_Strong_Bad" title="Puppet Strong Bad">Puppet Strong Bad</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Little_Girl" title="Little Girl">Little Girl</a>, <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Puppet_Homestar_Runner" title="Puppet Homestar Runner">Puppet Homestar Runner</a> | |||
</p><p><b>Running Time:</b> 2:53 | |||
</p><p><b>DVD Exclusive: </b><a href="/index.php?title=strongbad_email.exe_Disc_Four" title="strongbad email.exe Disc Four">strongbad_email.exe Disc Four</a> (Easter egg) | |||
</p> | |||
''"Stop hitting me on the head, Uncle Mike!"'' | <a id="Transcript" name="Transcript"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript</span></h2> | ||
<p><i>{Title Screen: a still picture from filming of Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!; Displayed words: "Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes"; Music intro}</i> | |||
</p><p><i>{Cut to scene from filming of Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> What do you think of my basement here... Little Girl? | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Baaaaaahh! | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> No, I'm gonna need English. | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> English?! | |||
</p><p><i>{Cut}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> What's on the back of your head? | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>{starts to painfully turn his head around}</i> Mmmmm... <i>{turns head halfway around to his left, showing laces to viewers}</i> AHHH! <i>{normal voice}</i> Those are my laces. <i>{painfully turns his head back}</i> Rrrrraugh! | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> <i>{laughs}</i> Again! | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>{exhausted}</i> Hoo! | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Again! | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> No way. | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Again! | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> That hurts. | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> No it doesn't. | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> I'm not doin' that again. | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Again! I wanna see it! | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>You</i> see it. <i>You</i> try. | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> No... <i>{tries turning her head around in the same manner as Strong Bad}</i> Rrrrahhh. <i>{snaps her head back, sighs}</i> | |||
</p><p><i>{Cut}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Uh, let's talk about... topics. | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Topics?! | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Yeah. | |||
</p><p><i>{Cut}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Hey, what did you do at school today? | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Um, I, uh... jumped! | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Yeah. On the playground? | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> No, I ran. <i>{starts grabbing Strong Bad's left arm}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> No, you ran. Where did you run? You ran so far away-hey? | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Yeah. | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Yeah. | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> N— I... took off... running... with a... fire truck! | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> With a fire truck?! | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Yeah. | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Did you start a fire? That's awesome! | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Yell "fire." Fire! Yell "fire!" | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>{explosion sound effect}</i> Fire! <i>{flailing}</i> Wgh-aaaaah! | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> <i>{laughing}</i> Fire! Ahwa— | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Firrrrre! | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> <i>{flailing}</i> Yell, "ahhh!" | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>{flailing}</i> Ahhhh! | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> <i>{flailing}</i> Yell, "baaaaah!" | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>{flailing}</i> Baaaaaaahhh! | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Now yell, <i>{flailing}</i> "ahhhhhhhh!" | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>{flailing}</i> Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> <i>{giggling, says something indecipherable}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> You like that? | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> <i>{laughing}</i> Yeah. Again! | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> No. You— | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> <i>{flailing}</i> Daaaaawawawaiegh! | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> You're big on the repetition, aren't ya? You like that. | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Yeah. | |||
</p><p><i>{Cut}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> Do a dance! | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> <i>{jiggling}</i> Doo doo <i>doo</i> doo doo, deh gsh gsh gsh. | |||
</p><p><i>{Cut}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>{doing a dance, head springing up and down}</i> Do it. | |||
</p><p><i>{Cut. Little Girl is doing a dance similar to Strong Bad's.}</i> | |||
</p><p><i>{Cut to scene from filming of Homestar vs. Little Girl 2}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Na— goo— <i>{blows a raspberry}</i> pbth! <i>{Starts doing motions}</i> Cat go <i>{blows a raspberry}</i> pbth! Catta go <i>{blows a raspberry}</i> pbth! <i>{Homestar starts imitating the motions}</i> Cat goo <i>{blows a raspberry}</i> pbth! Catta goo—hoohoo! <i>{giggling}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR:</b> What are you—? | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Cat goo <i>{blows a raspberry}</i> pbth! <i>{giggling}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR:</b> That's a good dance. What kind of song is that? | |||
</p><p><i>{Cut}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR:</b> What do you usually do for Halloween? | |||
</p><p><i>{A microphone on a boom descends and taps the Little Girl on the head twice. <a href="/index.php?title=Matt_Chapman" title="Matt Chapman">Matt Chapman</a> can faintly be heard chuckling. Thumping sounds are heard.}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> <i>{As the boom raises, the Little Girl looks up and starts swatting the air.}</i> Stop hitting me on the head, Uncle Mike! <i>{Homestar puppet looks up}</i> | |||
</p><p><i>{Cut}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR:</b> Can you give me a hug? <i>{Little Girl hugs Homestar}</i> Awww, Yellow Man! | |||
</p><p><i>{Cut to Homestar and the Little Girl in a yard. The Little Girl is wearing red attire, standing a fair distance away from Homestar.}</i> | |||
</p> | |||
<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Puppets_Little_Girl_Outtakes2.JPG" title='"Give me a five!"'><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="135" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/8/88/Puppets_Little_Girl_Outtakes2.JPG/180px-Puppets_Little_Girl_Outtakes2.JPG" width="180"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:Puppets_Little_Girl_Outtakes2.JPG" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>"Give me a five!"</div></div></div> | |||
<p><b>HOMESTAR:</b> Come back! | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Okay! <i>{Starts running back to Homestar}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR:</b> Come back over here! | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Let's go trick or treating. | |||
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR:</b> Okay. | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Let's go. | |||
</p><p><i>{Cut}</i> | |||
</p><p><i>{The Little Girl is running away. Play speed is sped up.}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR:</b> No, come back! You're running too far away! | |||
</p><p><i>{Cut}</i> | |||
</p><p><i>{Normal play speed. Homestar's left eye is sideways.}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR:</b> My eye — ow! That looks painful! | |||
</p><p><i>{Cut. Homestar's eyes are normal.}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR:</b> Hey, Little Girl! Come back! | |||
</p><p><i>{Play speed is sped up.}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> —Kay! <i>{Runs to Homestar}</i> | |||
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR:</b> Please oh please! <i>{Normal play speed}</i> Give me a five! <i>{The Little Girl gives Homestar a five in the chest.}</i> Ow! | |||
</p><p><b>LITTLE GIRL:</b> Sorry. | |||
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR:</b> That was a good one. | |||
</p> | |||
<a id="Fun_Facts" name="Fun_Facts"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span></h2> | |||
<a id="Trivia" name="Trivia"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Trivia</span></h3> | |||
<ul><li>This is the earliest known filming of Homestar's <a href="/index.php?title=Mismatched_Eyes" title="Mismatched Eyes">sideways eye</a>. | |||
</li></ul> | |||
<a id="Inside_References" name="Inside_References"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Inside References</span></h3> | |||
<ul><li>Homestar says, "Awww, Yellow Man!" to a <a href="/index.php?title=Kick_The_Cheat" title="Kick The Cheat">Kick The Cheat</a> plush toy in <a href="/index.php?title=Some_Puppet_Stuff" title="Some Puppet Stuff">Some Puppet Stuff</a>. | |||
</li></ul> | |||
<a id="Real-World_References" name="Real-World_References"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Real-World References</span></h3> | |||
<ul><li>Strong Bad asking "You ran so far away-hey?" is a reference to the 1982 hit song <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=I_Ran_%28So_Far_Away%29" title="wikipedia:I Ran (So Far Away)">"I Ran (So Far Away)"</a> by <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=A_Flock_of_Seagulls" title="wikipedia:A Flock of Seagulls">A Flock of Seagulls</a>. | |||
</li></ul> | |||
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Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026
Hidden Puppet Stuff
Outtakes from Strong Bad vs. Little Girl! and Homestar vs. Little Girl 2.
Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Strong Bad, Little Girl, Puppet Homestar Runner
Running Time: 2:53
DVD Exclusive: strongbad_email.exe Disc Four (Easter egg)
Transcript
{Title Screen: a still picture from filming of Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!; Displayed words: "Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes"; Music intro}
{Cut to scene from filming of Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!}
STRONG BAD: What do you think of my basement here... Little Girl?
LITTLE GIRL: Baaaaaahh!
STRONG BAD: No, I'm gonna need English.
LITTLE GIRL: English?!
{Cut}
LITTLE GIRL: What's on the back of your head?
STRONG BAD: {starts to painfully turn his head around} Mmmmm... {turns head halfway around to his left, showing laces to viewers} AHHH! {normal voice} Those are my laces. {painfully turns his head back} Rrrrraugh!
LITTLE GIRL: {laughs} Again!
STRONG BAD: {exhausted} Hoo!
LITTLE GIRL: Again!
STRONG BAD: No way.
LITTLE GIRL: Again!
STRONG BAD: That hurts.
LITTLE GIRL: No it doesn't.
STRONG BAD: I'm not doin' that again.
LITTLE GIRL: Again! I wanna see it!
STRONG BAD: You see it. You try.
LITTLE GIRL: No... {tries turning her head around in the same manner as Strong Bad} Rrrrahhh. {snaps her head back, sighs}
{Cut}
STRONG BAD: Uh, let's talk about... topics.
LITTLE GIRL: Topics?!
STRONG BAD: Yeah.
{Cut}
STRONG BAD: Hey, what did you do at school today?
LITTLE GIRL: Um, I, uh... jumped!
STRONG BAD: Yeah. On the playground?
LITTLE GIRL: No, I ran. {starts grabbing Strong Bad's left arm}
STRONG BAD: No, you ran. Where did you run? You ran so far away-hey?
LITTLE GIRL: Yeah.
STRONG BAD: Yeah.
LITTLE GIRL: N— I... took off... running... with a... fire truck!
STRONG BAD: With a fire truck?!
LITTLE GIRL: Yeah.
STRONG BAD: Did you start a fire? That's awesome!
LITTLE GIRL: Yell "fire." Fire! Yell "fire!"
STRONG BAD: {explosion sound effect} Fire! {flailing} Wgh-aaaaah!
LITTLE GIRL: {laughing} Fire! Ahwa—
STRONG BAD: Firrrrre!
LITTLE GIRL: {flailing} Yell, "ahhh!"
STRONG BAD: {flailing} Ahhhh!
LITTLE GIRL: {flailing} Yell, "baaaaah!"
STRONG BAD: {flailing} Baaaaaaahhh!
LITTLE GIRL: Now yell, {flailing} "ahhhhhhhh!"
STRONG BAD: {flailing} Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
LITTLE GIRL: {giggling, says something indecipherable}
STRONG BAD: You like that?
LITTLE GIRL: {laughing} Yeah. Again!
STRONG BAD: No. You—
LITTLE GIRL: {flailing} Daaaaawawawaiegh!
STRONG BAD: You're big on the repetition, aren't ya? You like that.
LITTLE GIRL: Yeah.
{Cut}
STRONG BAD: Do a dance!
LITTLE GIRL: {jiggling} Doo doo doo doo doo, deh gsh gsh gsh.
{Cut}
STRONG BAD: {doing a dance, head springing up and down} Do it.
{Cut. Little Girl is doing a dance similar to Strong Bad's.}
{Cut to scene from filming of Homestar vs. Little Girl 2}
LITTLE GIRL: Na— goo— {blows a raspberry} pbth! {Starts doing motions} Cat go {blows a raspberry} pbth! Catta go {blows a raspberry} pbth! {Homestar starts imitating the motions} Cat goo {blows a raspberry} pbth! Catta goo—hoohoo! {giggling}
HOMESTAR: What are you—?
LITTLE GIRL: Cat goo {blows a raspberry} pbth! {giggling}
HOMESTAR: That's a good dance. What kind of song is that?
{Cut}
HOMESTAR: What do you usually do for Halloween?
{A microphone on a boom descends and taps the Little Girl on the head twice. Matt Chapman can faintly be heard chuckling. Thumping sounds are heard.}
LITTLE GIRL: {As the boom raises, the Little Girl looks up and starts swatting the air.} Stop hitting me on the head, Uncle Mike! {Homestar puppet looks up}
{Cut}
HOMESTAR: Can you give me a hug? {Little Girl hugs Homestar} Awww, Yellow Man!
{Cut to Homestar and the Little Girl in a yard. The Little Girl is wearing red attire, standing a fair distance away from Homestar.}
HOMESTAR: Come back!
LITTLE GIRL: Okay! {Starts running back to Homestar}
HOMESTAR: Come back over here!
LITTLE GIRL: Let's go trick or treating.
HOMESTAR: Okay.
LITTLE GIRL: Let's go.
{Cut}
{The Little Girl is running away. Play speed is sped up.}
HOMESTAR: No, come back! You're running too far away!
{Cut}
{Normal play speed. Homestar's left eye is sideways.}
HOMESTAR: My eye — ow! That looks painful!
{Cut. Homestar's eyes are normal.}
HOMESTAR: Hey, Little Girl! Come back!
{Play speed is sped up.}
LITTLE GIRL: —Kay! {Runs to Homestar}
HOMESTAR: Please oh please! {Normal play speed} Give me a five! {The Little Girl gives Homestar a five in the chest.} Ow!
LITTLE GIRL: Sorry.
HOMESTAR: That was a good one.
Fun Facts
Trivia
- This is the earliest known filming of Homestar's sideways eye.
Inside References
- Homestar says, "Awww, Yellow Man!" to a Kick The Cheat plush toy in Some Puppet Stuff.
Real-World References
- Strong Bad asking "You ran so far away-hey?" is a reference to the 1982 hit song "I Ran (So Far Away)" by A Flock of Seagulls.