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</td><td><b>Warning</b>: Language that may be considered offensive by some readers follows.<br/><small>To view a censored version of this page, see <a href="/index.php?title=Poot-Slap" title="Poot-Slap">Poot-Slap</a>.</small> | |||
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This variant of | <p>This variant of <b><a href="/index.php?title=Poot-Slap" title="Poot-Slap">Poot-Slap</a> from <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Thorax_Corp" title="Thorax Corp">Thorax Corp</a></b>, as performed by 3-Dee is an <a href="/index.php?title=Swears" title="Swears">uncensored</a> version of the original, hidden within the sound library of the site. | ||
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== Lyrics = | <a id="Lyrics" name="Lyrics"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Lyrics </span></h2> | ||
<p>Poot slap,<br/> | |||
Poot slap,<br /> | Poot slap,<br/> | ||
Poot slap,<br /> | Dansk! What's that staunch<br/> | ||
Dansk! What's that staunch<br /> | Poot slap,<br/> | ||
Poot slap,<br /> | Poot slap,<br/> | ||
Poot slap,<br /> | |||
Dansk! What's that staunch | Dansk! What's that staunch | ||
</p><p>Round one, here I come,<br/> | |||
Round one, here I come,<br /> | Put your hands in the air, gonna have some fun.<br/> | ||
Put your hands in the air, gonna have some fun.<br /> | We're 3-Dee and we're on the mic,<br/> | ||
We're 3-Dee and we're on the mic,<br /> | |||
Slap that booty, do what you like. | Slap that booty, do what you like. | ||
</p><p>Swing that booty in my direction,<br/> | |||
Swing that booty in my direction,<br /> | 'Cause my erection needs protection.<br/> | ||
'Cause my erection needs protection.<br /> | It's time to bump that rump,<br/> | ||
It's time to bump that rump,<br /> | |||
Grab some butter and grease it up. | Grab some butter and grease it up. | ||
</p><p>Poot slap,<br/> | |||
Poot slap,<br /> | Poot slap,<br/> | ||
Poot slap,<br /> | Dansk! What's that staunch (unh)<br/> | ||
Dansk! What's that staunch (unh)<br /> | Poot slap,<br/> | ||
Poot slap,<br /> | Poot slap,<br/> | ||
Poot slap,<br /> | |||
Dansk! What's that staunch | Dansk! What's that staunch | ||
</p><p>Round two, what's next?<br/> | |||
Round two, what's next?<br /> | Yoo-hoo, time to have sex.<br/> | ||
Yoo-hoo, time to have sex.<br /> | Sundrop, drop that bass,<br/> | ||
Sundrop, drop that bass,<br /> | |||
Oooh, BOOM! in your face! | Oooh, BOOM! in your face! | ||
</p><p>Nehi, I'm a flavor savior<br/> | |||
Nehi, I'm a flavor savior<br /> | Slappin' that booty, it's what I savor.<br/> | ||
Slappin' that booty, it's what I savor.<br /> | All in favor kill that raunch,<br/> | ||
All in favor kill that raunch,<br /> | Dansk! What's that staunch.<br/> | ||
Dansk! What's that staunch.<br /> | (Keep singin'!) | ||
(Keep singin'!) | </p><p>Poot slap,<br/> | ||
Poot slap,<br/> | |||
Poot slap,<br /> | Dansk! What's that staunch.<br/> | ||
Poot slap,<br /> | Poot slap,<br/> | ||
Dansk! What's that staunch.<br /> | Poot slap,<br/> | ||
Poot slap,<br /> | |||
Poot slap,<br /> | |||
Dansk! What's that staunch. | Dansk! What's that staunch. | ||
</p><p>Dansk...<br/> | |||
Dansk...<br /> | <i>{a dog yelps, followed by laughter}</i> | ||
</p><p>Singin'<br/> | |||
Poot doggay, Poot doggay, Poot, doggay doggay doggay<br/> | |||
Singin'<br /> | |||
Poot doggay, Poot doggay, Poot, doggay doggay doggay<br /> | |||
Poot doggay, Poot doggay, Poot, doggay doggay doggay | Poot doggay, Poot doggay, Poot, doggay doggay doggay | ||
</p><p>Poot doggay, (poot doggay)<br/> | |||
Poot doggay, (poot doggay)<br /> | Dong<br/> | ||
Dong<br /> | (Doggay doggay doggay)<br/> | ||
(Doggay doggay doggay)<br /> | Poot<br/> | ||
Poot<br /> | |||
Dong | Dong | ||
</p><p><i>{panting}</i> | |||
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<ul><li><a class="extiw" href="http://www.thoraxcorp.com/mp3s/Poot_Slap.mp3" title="thorax:mp3s/Poot Slap.mp3">listen to the song on ThoraxCorp</a> (<a class="external text" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20111005103619/https://www.thoraxcorp.com/mp3s/Poot_Slap.mp3" rel="nofollow" title="https://web.archive.org/web/20111005103619/https://www.thoraxcorp.com/mp3s/Poot_Slap.mp3">archive link</a>) | |||
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Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026
| Warning: Language that may be considered offensive by some readers follows. To view a censored version of this page, see Poot-Slap. |
This variant of Poot-Slap from Thorax Corp, as performed by 3-Dee is an uncensored version of the original, hidden within the sound library of the site.
Lyrics
Poot slap,
Poot slap,
Dansk! What's that staunch
Poot slap,
Poot slap,
Dansk! What's that staunch
Round one, here I come,
Put your hands in the air, gonna have some fun.
We're 3-Dee and we're on the mic,
Slap that booty, do what you like.
Swing that booty in my direction,
'Cause my erection needs protection.
It's time to bump that rump,
Grab some butter and grease it up.
Poot slap,
Poot slap,
Dansk! What's that staunch (unh)
Poot slap,
Poot slap,
Dansk! What's that staunch
Round two, what's next?
Yoo-hoo, time to have sex.
Sundrop, drop that bass,
Oooh, BOOM! in your face!
Nehi, I'm a flavor savior
Slappin' that booty, it's what I savor.
All in favor kill that raunch,
Dansk! What's that staunch.
(Keep singin'!)
Poot slap,
Poot slap,
Dansk! What's that staunch.
Poot slap,
Poot slap,
Dansk! What's that staunch.
Dansk...
{a dog yelps, followed by laughter}
Singin'
Poot doggay, Poot doggay, Poot, doggay doggay doggay
Poot doggay, Poot doggay, Poot, doggay doggay doggay
Poot doggay, (poot doggay)
Dong
(Doggay doggay doggay)
Poot
Dong
{panting}
