Pie

This article is about the food. For the number, see Pi.

PIE-FECT!!

The Homestar Runner characters eat and mention many different types of pie, often in odd contexts.

Appearances

• Marshmallow's Last Stand — A picture in the stand says "PIE-FECT!!" with a slice of pie.
• Sing Along — Strong Bad sings about two pies.
• Homestar Quiz — When you answer five or six questions correctly, Strong Bad sings, "You're the stupidest guy and you probably eat stupid pie..."
• Quote of the Week — In one Quote of the Week exclusive, Strong Bad says he's going to throw a bunch of pies at The Cheat.
• TV Time Toons Menu — The first cover of TV Time Magazine states that Homestar and Company "eat pie and get doppy".
• Parsnips A-Plenty — Old-Timey Strong Bad plans to make parsnip pie.
• Pumpkin Carve-nival — The King of Town wound up making his pumpkin into a pie and eating most of it.
• Email stunt double — Strong Bad's stunt double (Strong Sad) falls into a pool labeled "Pie Factory".
• Email monument — The items to be used for a monument include the pool labeled "Pie Factory" from Dangeresque 2.
• Email stupid stuff — In an effort to get Homestar Runner to say something intelligent, Strong Bad says, "I say there, Homestar, butt's twelve by pies?" In an Easter egg, "Butt's Twelve By Pies" is a play directed by Homsar.
• Peasant's Quest — The Baby Lady says her "Wives of Squished Peasants" support group would bake Rather Dashing a Poor Gary pie if he killed Trogdor.
• Email car — A dazed Homestar mumbles about pie and pie people.
• Cheat Commandos — Homestar and friends use an old pie tin to transform The Stick into a pretend radar outpost for their action figures.
• That a Ghost — The Homestar Runner and the gang visit The Old Pietimer Place, while Old-Timey Strong Bad exhumes the grave of Eustice Pietimer.
• Email other days — Strong Bad helps people "over the hump" on Wednesdays, by encouraging them: "When life throws pies at you, you make yourself a tall, cool glass of piemonade."
• Email secret recipes — Homestar tries to get back at Strong Bad by unsuccessfully tricking him into eating some of Stupid Uncle Egg's Goodtime Diaper Pie.
• Email long pants — An Easter egg shows a business card for Kertified Klown Kare, who deal with pie injuries.
• Email rampage — Strong Bad says, "The pie's the limit as far as rampages are concerned."
• Email boring (really) — "Pie" is used in Strong Bad's list of 3-letter words.
• Email geddup noise — Strong Bad says even The Cheat was able to snag a piece of the Geddup Pie.
• Email high school — In high school, the gang explored an abandoned pie factory belonging to Marzipan's long-lost uncle.
• Email technology — Strong Bad says that "pie" is a good ending for an email address.
• Email narrator — Strong Sad is eating a Rogan Josh pot pie.
• Email myths & legends — Strong Bad comments on how his drawings of "family bike-riders" looks more like a pie-sitting contest.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2 — Strong Bad (as "Lorenz Magazine Man") tells Marzipan to bake all her money into a no-bake apple pie and leave it on her windowsill.
• Email coloring — Homestar Runner wants to read "pie pie comics".
• Decemberween Short Shorts — Coach Z's play list includes the play "cake und pie".
• DNA Evidence — Strong Bad says he was stomping his feet in pecan pie all morning.
• Email more armies — In the picture for "Brown Ops", Strong Bad is shown throwing a blueberry pie at The Stick.
• Email pet show — In a variation on the expression "It's gonna be a piece of cake", Strong Bad tells The Cheat that the pet show will be "a piece of pie".
• Email buried (Easter egg) — While looking at a diagram supposedly depicting the ancient layers of Strong Badia, The King of Town says he would like to try a piece of the igneous pie.
• Main Page 25 — Shark-Tooth Bubs asks if there is "email pie".
• Baddest of the Bands — Homsar screams "Piiiiiiiie!" while being electrified.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 —
  • Strong Bad exclaims "OH DANG MUFFINS PIE À LA MODE!", excited about his April Fools' Day prank.
  • In an answering machine message, Strong Bad as Sharpdene demands that Marzipan bake her "some kind of pie-brownies-cakey".
• Mr. Poofers Must Die — Regarding several characters' inability to kill Mr. Poofers in the story, everyone sings, "Why can't we slice that pie?"
• @StrongBadActual tweet (14 Mar 2020) — Strong Bad linked to this wiki article in honor of Pi Day.
• Disk 4 of 12 - FriendlyWare — Strong Bad, convinced that the "Personal Biorhythms" program is a game, makes it his goal to find the word "PIE" in the chart.
• Halloween Hide & Seek — Upon clicking the moon, Homestar will launch into an unrelated song about dinosaur pie.
• @StrongBadActual tweet (24 May 2022) — A slice of pie is thrown at a Suudsu Melt Shake when Strong Bad complains that he wanted a piemonade one instead.

See Also

• Pie Factory
• Pie charts
• Pizza