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<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:PaperTowels.png" title=""Get this, Vera, it's exorbitantly absorbent!""><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="130" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/2/2d/PaperTowels.png/180px-PaperTowels.png" width="180"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:PaperTowels.png" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>"Get this, Vera, it's exorbitantly absorbent!"</div></div></div> | |||
<p><b>Paper towels</b> are exorbitantly absorbent, and used for cleaning up big messes and "desperate times". | |||
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<a id="Appearances" name="Appearances"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span></h2> | |||
<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=Shopping_For_Danger" title="Shopping For Danger">Shopping For Danger</a> — <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser" title="Blue Laser">Blue Laser</a> goes shopping at <a href="/index.php?title=Price_Style" title="Price Style">Price Style</a> to purchase <a href="/index.php?title=WIPE%21" title="WIPE!">WIPE!</a> brand paper towels. | |||
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=bottom_10" title="bottom 10">bottom 10</a> — At the end of the email, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a> asks Simone to bring some paper towels to help him clean his own <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Puke" title="Puke">puke</a> off the keyboard. | |||
</li><li>Paper towel tubes have been used in the construction of <a href="/index.php?title=The_Proud_Anselmo" title="The Proud Anselmo">The Proud Anselmo</a> in <a href="/index.php?title=space_program" title="space program">space program</a> and the <a href="/index.php?title=USS_Flirtini" title="USS Flirtini">USS Flirtini</a> in <a href="/index.php?title=Date_Nite" title="Date Nite">Date Nite</a>. | |||
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=record_book" title="record book">record book</a> — <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Mad" title="Strong Mad">Strong Mad</a>'s record in <a href="/index.php?title=Count_Longardeaux%27s_Book" title="Count Longardeaux's Book">Count Longardeaux's Book</a> is "Most <a href="/index.php?title=Macaroni" title="Macaroni">Macaronis</a> <a href="/index.php?title=Nails" title="Nails">Nailed</a> To A Paper Towel Tube... By Strong Mad". | |||
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=licensed" title="licensed">licensed</a> — <a href="/index.php?title=Biscuitdoughhandsman" title="Biscuitdoughhandsman">Biscuitdoughhandsman</a> licenses his likeness to use on paper towel rolls. | |||
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Hremails" title="Hremails">Hremails</a> — The automated response that came from e-mailing the DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com address was, "Oh, hello everyone! For some unknown reason I'm getting this big cavalcanche of emails all of the sudden. They're filling up the basement and I'm running out of paper towels!" | |||
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_Puppet_Squad:_The_Hot_Jones_Hijack" title="Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack">Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack</a> — <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_%28character%29" title="Dangeresque (character)">Dangeresque</a> insists that <a href="/index.php?title=Hot_Jones" title="Hot Jones">Hot Jones</a> is always placed on the shelf between the paper towels and the black <a href="/index.php?title=Beans" title="Beans">beans</a>. | |||
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<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=Toilet_Paper" title="Toilet Paper">Toilet Paper</a> | |||
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Towels" title="Towels">Towels</a> | |||
</li><li><a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Napkins" title="Napkins">Napkins</a> | |||
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Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026
Paper towels are exorbitantly absorbent, and used for cleaning up big messes and "desperate times".
Appearances
- Shopping For Danger — Blue Laser goes shopping at Price Style to purchase WIPE! brand paper towels.
- Email bottom 10 — At the end of the email, Strong Bad asks Simone to bring some paper towels to help him clean his own puke off the keyboard.
- Paper towel tubes have been used in the construction of The Proud Anselmo in space program and the USS Flirtini in Date Nite.
- record book — Strong Mad's record in Count Longardeaux's Book is "Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube... By Strong Mad".
- Email licensed — Biscuitdoughhandsman licenses his likeness to use on paper towel rolls.
- Hremails — The automated response that came from e-mailing the DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com address was, "Oh, hello everyone! For some unknown reason I'm getting this big cavalcanche of emails all of the sudden. They're filling up the basement and I'm running out of paper towels!"
- Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack — Dangeresque insists that Hot Jones is always placed on the shelf between the paper towels and the black beans.
