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''"Job" redirects here.  For the toon about Coach Z trying to pronounce "job", see [[A Jorb Well Done]]''.
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''"Career" redirects here.  For the toon about a career day in Marzipan's class, see [[Career Day]]''.
<dl><dd><i>"Job" redirects here.  For the toon about Coach Z trying to pronounce "job", see <a href="/index.php?title=A_Jorb_Well_Done" title="A Jorb Well Done">A Jorb Well Done</a></i>.
</dd><dd><i>"Career" redirects here.  For the toon about a career day in Marzipan's class, see <a href="/index.php?title=Career_Day" title="Career Day">Career Day</a></i>.
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<p>The <b>occupations</b> of many <a href="/index.php?title=Free_Country%2C_USA" title="Free Country, USA">Free Country, USA</a> inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently.
</p>
<a id="Known_occupations" name="Known_occupations"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Known occupations</span></h2>
<table border="1" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse:collapse">
<tr bgcolor="#eeeeee">
<th>Character
</th><th>Jobs
</th></tr>
<tr>
<td><a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner" title="Homestar Runner">Homestar Runner</a>
</td><td>
<ul><li>Athlete <i>(may be amateur)</i> (<a href="/index.php?title=A_Jorb_Well_Done" title="A Jorb Well Done">A Jorb Well Done</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=montage" title="montage">montage</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=A_Jumping_Jack_Contest" title="A Jumping Jack Contest">A Jumping Jack Contest</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strongest_Man_in_the_World" title="Strongest Man in the World">Strongest Man in the World</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Marshmallow%27s_Last_Stand" title="Marshmallow's Last Stand">Marshmallow's Last Stand</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner" title="Homestar Ruiner">Homestar Ruiner</a>)
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=The_Office" title="The Office">Office</a> worker (tech support?) (<a href="/index.php?title=dullard" title="dullard">dullard</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Puppet_Stuff" title="Puppet Stuff">Biz Cas Fri</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=isp" title="isp">isp</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=4_branches" title="4 branches">4 branches</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=from_work" title="from work">from work</a>)
</li><li>News anchor (<a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_11" title="Main Page 11">Main Page 11</a>)
</li><li>Host of <a href="/index.php?title=The_Show" title="The Show">The Show</a> (<a href="/index.php?title=the_show" title="the show">the show</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_19" title="Main Page 19">Main Page 19</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=4_branches" title="4 branches">4 branches</a>)
</li><li>Teacher (<a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=The_King_of_Town_DVD" title="The King of Town DVD">The King of Town DVD</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=A_Jorb_Well_Done" title="A Jorb Well Done">A Jorb Well Done</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=anything" title="anything">anything</a>)
</li><li>Bunmaker (<a href="/index.php?title=disconnected" title="disconnected">disconnected</a>)
</li><li>Pitchman (<a href="/index.php?title=Fluffy_Puff_Commercial" title="Fluffy Puff Commercial">Fluffy Puff Commercial</a>)
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Homestarmy" title="Homestarmy">Homestarmy</a> Colonel (<a href="/index.php?title=army" title="army">army</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=more_armies" title="more armies">more armies</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free" title="Strong Badia the Free">Strong Badia the Free</a>)
</li><li>Server at The Pizz (<a href="/index.php?title=pizza_joint" title="pizza joint">pizza joint</a>)
</li><li>Server at a diner (<a href="/index.php?title=Summer_Short_Shorts" title="Summer Short Shorts">Summer Short Shorts</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_5" title="Main Page 5">Main Page 5</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Date_Nite" title="Date Nite">Date Nite</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Blubb-O%27s_Commercial" title="Blubb-O's Commercial">Blubb-O's Commercial</a>)
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Crazy_Go_Nuts_University" title="Crazy Go Nuts University">Crazy Go Nuts University</a>  mascot (<a href="/index.php?title=mascot" title="mascot">mascot</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=4_branches" title="4 branches">4 branches</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=rough_copy" title="rough copy">rough copy</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=On_Break" title="On Break">On Break</a>)
</li><li>Doughnut Vendor (<a href="/index.php?title=Donut_Unto_Others" title="Donut Unto Others">Donut Unto Others</a>)
</li><li>Detective (<a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_is_in_Jail_Cartoon" title="Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon">Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon</a>)
</li></ul>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td><a href="/index.php?title=Pom_Pom" title="Pom Pom">Pom Pom</a>
</td><td>
<ul><li>Athlete <i>(may be amateur)</i> (<a href="/index.php?title=A_Jumping_Jack_Contest" title="A Jumping Jack Contest">A Jumping Jack Contest</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strongest_Man_in_the_World" title="Strongest Man in the World">Strongest Man in the World</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner" title="Homestar Ruiner">Homestar Ruiner</a>)
</li><li>Filmmaker (<a href="/index.php?title=pom_pom" title="pom pom">pom pom</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=technology" title="technology">technology</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=independent" title="independent">independent</a>)
</li><li>"Big Cheese" at the office (<a href="/index.php?title=from_work" title="from work">from work</a>)
</li><li>Mascot (<a href="/index.php?title=On_Break" title="On Break">On Break</a>)
</li><li>Soldier, Homestarmy (<a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free" title="Strong Badia the Free">Strong Badia the Free</a>)
</li><li>Detective (<a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_is_in_Jail_Cartoon" title="Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon">Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon</a>)
</li></ul>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a>
</td><td>
<ul><li>Office worker (<a href="/index.php?title=Puppet_Stuff" title="Puppet Stuff">Biz Cas Fri</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=dullard" title="dullard">dullard</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=4_branches" title="4 branches">4 branches</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=from_work" title="from work">from work</a>)
</li><li>Prinicpal of <a href="/index.php?title=Crazy_Go_Nuts_University" title="Crazy Go Nuts University">Crazy Go Nuts University</a> and a high school (<a href="/index.php?title=CGNU" title="CGNU">CGNU</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Quiz" title="Homestar Quiz">Homestar Quiz</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_8" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 8">Teen Girl Squad Issue 8</a>)
</li><li>Thief (<a href="/index.php?title=caper" title="caper">caper</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_is_in_Jail_Cartoon" title="Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon">Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon</a>)
</li><li>News anchor (<a href="/index.php?title=local_news" title="local news">local news</a>)
</li><li>News meteorologist (<a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_11" title="Main Page 11">Main Page 11</a>)
</li><li>Investigative reporter (<a href="/index.php?title=interview" title="interview">interview</a>)
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Tragic_Clown_Dog" title="Tragic Clown Dog">Tragic Clown Dog</a> mascot (<a href="/index.php?title=part-time_job" title="part-time job">part-time job</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=On_Break" title="On Break">On Break</a>)
</li><li>Former tag-team wrestler (<a href="/index.php?title=Marshmallow%27s_Last_Stand" title="Marshmallow's Last Stand">Marshmallow's Last Stand</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=yes%2C_wrestling" title="yes, wrestling">yes, wrestling</a>)
</li><li>Lifeguard <i>(may be amateur)</i> (<a href="/index.php?title=keep_cool" title="keep cool">keep cool</a>)
</li><li>Indie comics author (<a href="/index.php?title=comic" title="comic">comic</a>)
</li><li>Voice-over artist for local events (<a href="/index.php?title=monster_truck" title="monster truck">monster truck</a>)
</li><li>Former newspaper delivery-boy (<a href="/index.php?title=the_chair" title="the chair">the chair</a>)
</li><li>Expensive briefcase carrier (<a href="/index.php?title=secret_identity" title="secret identity">secret identity</a>)
</li><li>Columnist for a women's help magazine. (<a href="/index.php?title=secret_identity" title="secret identity">secret identity</a>)
</li><li>Host of a quickly-cancelled show on Animal Planet (<a href="/index.php?title=montage" title="montage">montage</a>)
</li><li>Owner of The Pizz and the website Virtualpizz.biz (<a href="/index.php?title=pizza_joint" title="pizza joint">pizza joint</a>)
</li><li>Health Inspector (<a href="/index.php?title=Donut_Unto_Others" title="Donut Unto Others">Donut Unto Others</a>)
</li></ul>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td><a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheat" title="The Cheat">The Cheat</a>
</td><td>
<ul><li>Former toner salesman (<a href="/index.php?title=montage" title="montage">montage</a>)
</li><li>Office worker (internal tech support?) (<a href="/index.php?title=Biz_Cas_Fri_3" title="Biz Cas Fri 3">Biz Cas Fri 3</a>)
</li><li>Domestic servant (<a href="/index.php?title=lackey" title="lackey">lackey</a>)
</li><li>Flash animator <i>(may be amateur)</i> (<a href="/index.php?title=Powered_by_The_Cheat" title="Powered by The Cheat">Powered by The Cheat</a>)
</li><li>Assistant thief (<a href="/index.php?title=caper" title="caper">caper</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_is_in_Jail_Cartoon" title="Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon">Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=garage_sale" title="garage sale">garage sale</a>)
</li><li>Drummer (<a href="/index.php?title=Cool_Things" title="Cool Things">Cool Things</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands" title="Baddest of the Bands">Baddest of the Bands</a>)
</li><li>Commando (<a href="/index.php?title=army" title="army">army</a>)
</li><li>Disc jockey (<a href="/index.php?title=geddup_noise" title="geddup noise">geddup noise</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=nightlife" title="nightlife">nightlife</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free" title="Strong Badia the Free">Strong Badia the Free</a>)
</li><li>Owner of Cheatsa Pizza (<a href="/index.php?title=pizza_joint" title="pizza joint">pizza joint</a>)
</li><li>Actor (<a href="/index.php?title=more_armies" title="more armies">more armies</a>)
</li></ul>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td><a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan" title="Marzipan">Marzipan</a>
</td><td>
<ul><li>Kindergarten <a href="/index.php?title=Portmanteaus" title="Portmanteaus">Montesodium</a> teacher (<a href="/index.php?title=coloring" title="coloring">coloring</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Career_Day" title="Career Day">Career Day</a>)
</li><li>Guitarist/singer (<a href="/index.php?title=Weclome_Back" title="Weclome Back">Weclome Back</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Cool_Things" title="Cool Things">Cool Things</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands" title="Baddest of the Bands">Baddest of the Bands</a>)
</li><li>Actress (<a href="/index.php?title=being_mean" title="being mean">being mean</a>)
</li></ul>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Mad" title="Strong Mad">Strong Mad</a>
</td><td>
<ul><li>Bassist (<a href="/index.php?title=Cool_Things" title="Cool Things">Cool Things</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands" title="Baddest of the Bands">Baddest of the Bands</a>)
</li><li>Former tag-team wrestler (<a href="/index.php?title=Marshmallow%27s_Last_Stand" title="Marshmallow's Last Stand">Marshmallow's Last Stand</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=yes%2C_wrestling" title="yes, wrestling">yes, wrestling</a>)
</li><li>Bouncer (<a href="/index.php?title=nightlife" title="nightlife">nightlife</a>)
</li><li>Actor (<a href="/index.php?title=being_mean" title="being mean">being mean</a>)
</li><li>Security Guard (<a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner" title="Homestar Ruiner">Homestar Ruiner</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free" title="Strong Badia the Free">Strong Badia the Free</a>)
</li></ul>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Sad" title="Strong Sad">Strong Sad</a>
</td><td>
<ul><li>Experimental film director (<a href="/index.php?title=Experimental_Film" title="Experimental Film">Experimental Film</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=independent" title="independent">independent</a>)
</li><li>Temp (<a href="/index.php?title=from_work" title="from work">from work</a>)
</li><li>Soldier, Homestarmy (<a href="/index.php?title=army" title="army">army</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free" title="Strong Badia the Free">Strong Badia the Free</a>)
</li><li>Violinist (<a href="/index.php?title=Quality_Time_with_Cardboard_Homestar" title="Quality Time with Cardboard Homestar">Quality Time with Cardboard Homestar</a>)
</li><li>Rock journalist (<a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands" title="Baddest of the Bands">Baddest of the Bands</a>)
</li></ul>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td><a href="/index.php?title=Coach_Z" title="Coach Z">Coach Z</a>
</td><td>
<ul><li>Coach
</li><li>Referee (<a href="/index.php?title=montage" title="montage">montage</a>)
</li><li>Rapper <i>(may be amateur)</i> (<a href="/index.php?title=rampage" title="rampage">rampage</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=New_Boots" title="New Boots">New Boots</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Rap_Song" title="Rap Song">Rap Song</a>)
</li><li>Janitor (<a href="/index.php?title=Sbemail_169_Deleted_Scene" title="Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene">Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=DNA_Evidence" title="DNA Evidence">DNA Evidence</a>)
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Blubb-O%27s" title="Blubb-O's">Blubb-O's</a> mascot (<a href="/index.php?title=Blubb-O%27s_Commercial" title="Blubb-O's Commercial">Blubb-O's Commercial</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=On_Break" title="On Break">On Break</a>)
</li><li>Actor (<a href="/index.php?title=being_mean" title="being mean">being mean</a>)
</li><li>Soldier, Homestarmy (<a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free" title="Strong Badia the Free">Strong Badia the Free</a>)
</li><li>Policeman (<a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_is_in_Jail_Cartoon" title="Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon">Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon</a>)
</li></ul>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td><a href="/index.php?title=Bubs" title="Bubs">Bubs</a>
</td><td>
<ul><li>Concession stand owner/operator
</li><li>Professional handyman (<a href="/index.php?title=12:00" title="12:00">12:00</a>)
</li><li>ISP operator (<a href="/index.php?title=isp" title="isp">isp</a>)
</li><li>The Office IT Professional (<a href="/index.php?title=from_work" title="from work">from work</a>)
</li><li>Paranormal Investigator (<a href="/index.php?title=Bug_In_Mouth_Disease" title="Bug In Mouth Disease">Bug In Mouth Disease</a>)
</li><li>Normal Investigator (<a href="/index.php?title=Bug_In_Mouth_Disease" title="Bug In Mouth Disease">Bug In Mouth Disease</a>)
</li><li>TV/VCR Repairman (<a href="/index.php?title=Bug_In_Mouth_Disease" title="Bug In Mouth Disease">Bug In Mouth Disease</a>)
</li><li>Toga Yoga Instuctor (<a href="/index.php?title=DNA_Evidence" title="DNA Evidence">DNA Evidence</a>)
</li><li>Bartender (<a href="/index.php?title=nightlife" title="nightlife">nightlife</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free" title="Strong Badia the Free">Strong Badia The Free</a>)
</li><li>Black market dealer in legitimate goods (<a href="/index.php?title=licensed" title="licensed">licensed</a>)
</li><li>Videlectrician (<a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands" title="Baddest of the Bands">Baddest of the Bands</a>)
</li><li>Veterinarian (<a href="/index.php?title=Best_Caper_Ever" title="Best Caper Ever">Best Caper Ever</a>)
</li><li>Doughnut Vendor (<a href="/index.php?title=Donut_Unto_Others" title="Donut Unto Others">Donut Unto Others</a>)
</li><li><a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Questionable_Services" title="Questionable Services">Questionable</a> Medical Coverage Provider (<a href="/index.php?title=Donut_Unto_Others" title="Donut Unto Others">Donut Unto Others</a>)
</li><li>Sketch artist (<a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_is_in_Jail_Cartoon" title="Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon">Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon</a>)
</li><li>Lawyer (<a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_17.2" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2">Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2</a>)
</li></ul>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td><a href="/index.php?title=The_King_of_Town" title="The King of Town">The King of Town</a>
</td><td>
<ul><li>King
</li><li>Food marketer
</li><li>Star of a comic strip <i>(temporary)</i> (<a href="/index.php?title=old_comics" title="old comics">old comics</a>)
</li><li>Star of a quite popular cartoon show (<a href="/index.php?title=senior_prom" title="senior prom">senior prom</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_King_of_Town%27s_Very_Own_Quite_Popular_Cartoon_Show" title="The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show">The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show</a>)
</li><li>Authorized Godzilla re-seller (<a href="/index.php?title=Trogdor_Con_%2797" title="Trogdor Con '97">Trogdor Con '97</a>)
</li><li>Teacher (<a href="/index.php?title=being_mean" title="being mean">being mean</a>)
</li></ul>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td><a href="/index.php?title=Homsar" title="Homsar">Homsar</a>
</td><td>
<ul><li>7-inches salesman (<a href="/index.php?title=Weclome_Back" title="Weclome Back">Weclome Back</a>)
</li><li>Soldier, Homestarmy (<a href="/index.php?title=army" title="army">army</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia_the_Free" title="Strong Badia the Free">Strong Badia the Free</a>)
</li></ul>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td><a href="/index.php?title=Marshie" title="Marshie">Marshie</a>
</td><td>
<ul><li>Mascot for <a href="/index.php?title=Fluffy_Puff_Marshmallows" title="Fluffy Puff Marshmallows">Fluffy Puff Marshmallows</a> (<a href="/index.php?title=retirement" title="retirement">retirement</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fluffy_Puff_Commercial" title="Fluffy Puff Commercial">Fluffy Puff Commercial</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Meet_Marshie" title="Meet Marshie">Meet Marshie</a>)
</li></ul>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td><a href="/index.php?title=Old-Timey_Strong_Bad" title="Old-Timey Strong Bad">Old-Timey Strong Bad</a>
</td><td>
<ul><li>Vaudevillian (<a href="/index.php?title=alternate_universe" title="alternate universe">alternate universe</a>)
</li><li>Ghost hunter (<a href="/index.php?title=That_a_Ghost" title="That a Ghost">That a Ghost</a>)
</li><li>Radio drama narrator (<a href="/index.php?title=radio" title="radio">radio</a>)
</li><li>Entrepreneur (<a href="/index.php?title=2_emails" title="2 emails">2 emails</a>)
</li></ul>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td><a href="/index.php?title=Senor_Cardgage" title="Senor Cardgage">Senor Cardgage</a>
</td><td>
<ul><li>Mortgage broker (<a href="/index.php?title=Senor_Mortgage" title="Senor Mortgage">Senor Mortgage</a>)
</li><li>Used car salesman (<a href="/index.php?title=Senorial_Day" title="Senorial Day">Senorial Day</a>)
</li><li>Movie theater usher (<a href="/index.php?title=the_movies" title="the movies">the movies</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=rated" title="rated">rated</a>)
</li><li>Commercial pitchman (<a href="/index.php?title=candy_product" title="candy product">candy product</a>)
</li><li>Guest Bubs <i>(temporary)</i> (<a href="/index.php?title=original" title="original">original</a>)
</li><li>Owner of a shady daycare (<a href="/index.php?title=licensed" title="licensed">licensed</a>)
</li></ul>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td><a href="/index.php?title=Vector_Strong_Bad" title="Vector Strong Bad">Vector Strong Bad</a>
</td><td>
<ul><li>Training simulator for <a href="/index.php?title=Stinkoman" title="Stinkoman">Stinkoman</a> (<a href="/index.php?title=alternate_universe" title="alternate universe">alternate universe</a>)
</li></ul>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td><a href="/index.php?title=Painting_of_a_Guy_with_a_Big_Knife" title="Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife">Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife</a>
</td><td>
<ul><li>Soldier, Homestarmy (<a href="/index.php?title=army" title="army">army</a>)
</li></ul>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td><a href="/index.php?title=The_Poopsmith" title="The Poopsmith">The Poopsmith</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_Cleric" title="The Cleric">The Cleric</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_Blacksmith" title="The Blacksmith">The Blacksmith</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_Hornblower" title="The Hornblower">The Hornblower</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_Knight" title="The Knight">The Knight</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=That_Little_Chef_Guy" title="That Little Chef Guy">That Little Chef Guy</a>
</td><td>
<ul><li>Servants to <a href="/index.php?title=The_King_of_Town" title="The King of Town">The King of Town</a>
</li><li>Musicians in a <a href="/index.php?title=K.O.T.H.S._Junior_Varsity_Marching_Band" title="K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band">marching band</a>, a <a href="/index.php?title=senior_prom" title="senior prom">general business band</a>, and a <a href="/index.php?title=the_movies" title="the movies">Mariachi Band</a>
</li><li>Characters in a TV show (<a href="/index.php?title=The_King_of_Town%27s_Very_Own_Quite_Popular_Cartoon_Show" title="The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show">The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show</a>)
</li></ul>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td><a href="/index.php?title=Frank_Bennedetto" title="Frank Bennedetto">Frank Bennedetto</a>
</td><td>
<ul><li>Soldier, Homestarmy (<a href="/index.php?title=army" title="army">army</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Labor_Dabor" title="Labor Dabor">Labor Dabor</a>)
</li></ul>
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<td><a href="/index.php?title=Wagon_Fulla_Pancakes" title="Wagon Fulla Pancakes">Wagon Fulla Pancakes</a>
</td><td>
<ul><li>Former toner salesperson (<a href="/index.php?title=montage" title="montage">montage</a>)
</li><li>Athlete <i>(for the <a href="/index.php?title=Champeenship" title="Champeenship">Champeenship</a>)</i> (<a href="/index.php?title=montage" title="montage">montage</a>)
</li><li>Used car dealership TV spokesperson (<a href="/index.php?title=montage" title="montage">montage</a>)
</li></ul>
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<tr>
<td><a href="/index.php?title=Crack_Stuntman" title="Crack Stuntman">Crack Stuntman</a>
</td><td>
<ul><li>Voice of <a href="/index.php?title=Gunhaver" title="Gunhaver">Gunhaver</a> in <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos" title="Cheat Commandos">Cheat Commandos</a>
</li><li>Spokesperson for <a href="/index.php?title=Pistols_For_Pandas_%28organization%29" title="Pistols For Pandas (organization)">Pistols for Pandas</a> (<a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_14.2" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2">Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Pistols_for_Pandas" title="Pistols for Pandas">Pistols For Pandas</a>)
</li><li>Guest Bubs <i>(temporary)</i> (<a href="/index.php?title=original" title="original">original</a>)
</li><li>Spokesperson for halloweensafety.gov (<a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Safety" title="Halloween Safety">Halloween Safety</a>)
</li></ul>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td> <a href="/index.php?title=Litigation_Jackson" title="Litigation Jackson">Litigation Jackson</a>
</td><td>
<ul><li>Movie Star (<a href="/index.php?title=A_Decemberween_Pageant" title="A Decemberween Pageant">A Decemberween Pageant</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=rampage" title="rampage">rampage</a>)
</li><li>Lawyer (<a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_17.2" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2">Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2</a>)
</li></ul>
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The '''occupations''' of many [[Free Country, USA]] inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently.


== Known occupations ==


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! Jobs
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| [[Homestar Runner]]
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| [[Pom Pom]]
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| [[Strong Bad]]
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| [[The Cheat]]
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| [[Marzipan]]
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| [[Strong Mad]]
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| [[Strong Sad]]
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| [[Coach Z]]
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| [[Bubs]]
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| [[The King of Town]]
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| [[Homsar]]
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| [[Marshie]]
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| [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]
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| [[Senor Cardgage]]
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| [[Vector Strong Bad]]
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| [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]]
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| [[The Poopsmith]], [[The Cleric]], [[The Blacksmith]], [[The Hornblower]], [[The Knight]], [[That Little Chef Guy]]
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| [[Frank Bennedetto]]
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| [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]
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| [[Crack Stuntman]]
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| [[Litigation Jackson]]
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Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026

"Job" redirects here. For the toon about Coach Z trying to pronounce "job", see A Jorb Well Done.
"Career" redirects here. For the toon about a career day in Marzipan's class, see Career Day.

The occupations of many Free Country, USA inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently.

Known occupations

Character Jobs
Homestar Runner
Pom Pom
Strong Bad
The Cheat
Marzipan
Strong Mad
Strong Sad
Coach Z
Bubs
The King of Town
Homsar
Marshie
Old-Timey Strong Bad
Senor Cardgage
Vector Strong Bad
Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife
  • Soldier, Homestarmy (army)
The Poopsmith, The Cleric, The Blacksmith, The Hornblower, The Knight, That Little Chef Guy
Frank Bennedetto
Wagon Fulla Pancakes
Crack Stuntman
Litigation Jackson

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