Mottos and Slogans

"The Future Is You... Probably"

In addition to normal catch phrases on the part of the individual characters, numerous products and shows throughout the Homestar Runner universe have slogans, mottos or jingles.

Appearances

Ab-Abber 2000

• "They'll be all up ons!" — suntan

Air Cardgage

• "This is not what I sagged on for." — diorama

Always Be'sing & Do'sing

• "Always be'sing and do'sing, and never cheesing or choosing!" — the next april fools thing
• "If you're choosin', you're losin'!" — the next april fools thing
• "Changin' attitudes with rhymin' platitudes!" — the next april fools thing
• "If you're not attendin', you're gonna be... lendin'... your neighbor... a... yard tool... like a shovel. Or a rake." (Always Be's Do'sing 3 Day Life Cleanse Seminar) — the next april fools thing

B. Ryan Holmes, Certified Arborist

• "I think it has to do with trees!" — other days

Blubb-O's

• "You guessed it... We're called Blubb-O's." — nightlife, Blubb-O's Commercial
• "Come the Heck Down!" — Blubb-O's Commercial

Bubs' Concession Stand

• "We 'got' the goods" — The Best Decemberween Ever
• "All types of crazy crap" — The Best Decemberween Ever
• "We're always awesome!" — Bubs's Character Video
• "We've Got Everything! Twice!" — Homestar Ruiner
• "Make yourself Bubsmfortable!" (as Bubsmfort Inn & Suites) — Fan Costumes 2017

Bubs' Old Pizza

• "It's-A Really Old" — privileges

Bull Honkey

• "Thinnest Can Around!!" — road trip

Cheat Commandos

• "Buy all our playsets and toys!!"
• "Cheat Commandos, rock, rock on!"
• "Cheat Commandos, riggidy-roll!" (according to Gunhaver; not what they usually say, as Silent Rip noted) — An Important Rap Song

Cheat Commandos...O's

• "Those aren't O's!" — Cheat Commandos...O's
• "Those still aren't O's!" — specially marked

Chocolate Breakfast Candy Bar Pops!

• "Part of this new, tritious breakfast" — specially marked

Chocozuma's Revenge

• "14 Desserts in One!" — bottom 10

city (comma) state

• "In the dead of a small factory town, dealing with your quirky, dysfunctional family is the easiest part of the journey." — independent

Coach Z Ale

• "Differently Lame!" — time capsule

Cold One

• "A one that isn't cold, is scarcely a one at all." — property of ones
• "Straight from the oven!" (Wärm Önes) — property of ones
• "Holy Crap! This Tastes Good!" (Strong Beer Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones) — Strong Bad Screensaver

Compé

• "Because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words." — Compy Catalog

Crazy Go Nuts University

• "The future is you... probably" — CGNU
• "Join the e-NIVERSITY e-VOLUTION e-DAY TODAY!!" (CGNU Online e-Niversity) — theme song

Cyber.Comma.Static

• "In the dead of space, dealing with aliens is the easiest part of the voyage." — independent

Doctor Stankfoot's Watery Athlete's Foot Cream

• "Got Stinkfoot? Get Stankfoot!" — modeling

File Folder Shaped Vitamins

• "Great for the break room, or maybe a desk drawer!" — the next april fools thing

Fish Lake

• "Home of This Fish" — anything

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows

• "Seriously, folks, they're the best." — Fluffy Puff Commercial
• "The first one to eat a million, wins." — the show
• "Made from the best stuff!" (Fluffy Puff All-Marshmallow Mayonnaise) — Meet Marshie, Pumpkin Carve-nival, A Decemberween Pageant
• "They're fluffity! They're puffity! One, two, three, four, five!" — Meet Marshie
• "Yeah! Still!" — retirement
• "Why ever drink again?" (Fluffy Puff Malloweens) — Marshie vs. Little Girl

Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights

• "Handpuffed at the factory in Neuconsin" — Mr. Shmallow
• "Look Lively!!" — Mr. Shmallow

Genghis Khan for Women

• "Smell like a Warlord!" — lady...ing

Grampy Aught-Six

• "Because Piccadilly's not open 24 hours." — Compy Catalog

Hamburger Shampoo

• "Geddup Noise approved!" — geddup noise
• "Like a backyard BBQ...on your hair!" — geddup noise

Have Edge Times Magazine

• "on the cutting edge of edge-having" — your edge

Homely Boy Brand Tube Socks

• "You might could sleep in one!" — modeling

Hollerin' Jimmy's

• "We have no idea what's in this box!!" (Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit) — lackey
• "There is no way this thing really works!!" (Hollerin' Jimmy's Hovercraft Kit) — Happy Hallow-day

Hot Pooey

• "Oh dear God, what have we done??" — A Decemberween Mackerel

Hypothetic-O's

• "Potentially Delicious Possible Cereal!" — specially marked

Jobar's Big Ol' Headache Medicine

• "Eat 'em like candy!" — time capsule

Jurvy-Skat

• "Goodtime Family Fun™" — Family Resemblence

Lappy 486

• "Finally, a computer for your lap!" — animal

Last Minit Peanut Brittle

• "We really just made it!" — business trip

Litigation Jackson

• "The system really works, jerks!" — A Decemberween Pageant

Malinko Drinko

• "Crystal clear like domestic beer!" — rough copy

Piemonade

• "Cool, Refreshing... Piemonade!!" — other days

Polymascotfoamalate

• "Ingenuitizing the Future!" — 4 branches

Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste

• "Don't eat it like the cartoon, man!" — radio

Public Radio Sounds

• "Smooth 'n Smarmy" — radio

Roomy-Vac

• "The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?" — Compy Catalog

Rough Copy!

• "Promblem-Packed Action!" — rough copy

SB₂O

• "Pure as a mountain goat!" — rough copy

Sbemailiarized Entertainment

• "Yeah Yeah, No, Yeah!" — Sbemailiarized!

SB Finest Colognac

• "Drink it. Or wear it. We don't really give a care." — modeling

SBLOUNSKCHED!

• "Who's got the money?!?" — candy product
• "You got SBLOUNSKCHED!" — candy product

Scarfgirl

• "fashion AND environmental stuff" — secret identity

Schenectady Crispies

• "I hope I don't get caught!" — labor day, the bet

Senor Cardgage Mortgage

• "Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance Your Dreams!" — Senor Mortgage
• "No Probalo!" — Senor Mortgage

Sog Dog

• "Mmmm... Drink in That Bun!" — environment

Soundy Puffs

• "Real sounds in every puff!" — specially marked

Stack 'Em to the Heavens

• "The first one to stack a million, is doin' it wrong!" — Stack 'Em to the Heavens!

SteaKasTle

• "We put two steaks in our name!" (One is the word "steak"! The other is the letter T.) — parenting

Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum

• "It's Light Green!!!" — 2 emails
• "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice." — 2 emails

Strong Bad's EGGS

• "A Nutritious Part of Your Morning Routine!" — morning routine

Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA

• "More Rides Than You Or Your Grandmother Can Handle!* (*please do not bring your grandmother)" — theme park

Strong Badia Action Cool News 5

• "We're investiga-awesome!" — local news, Action Cool News-oween Report

Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum

• "GET TO THA POINT!" — pizzaz

Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte

• "Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one." — The House That Gave Sucky Treats

Styles Upon Styles

• "Steep prices and trees!" — animal

Suudsu

• "Pure Genius!" — bedtime story
• "Oh my, Suudsu!!" — bedtime story

Suge Brown

• "Don't borrow from thy neighbor!" — best thing

Temporarios

• "Cuz I'm Don't Get Paid!" — strong badathlon

That Clock

• "Look at it go" — vacation

The Cheatcakes

• "Those people go to prison!" — stupid stuff, time capsule
• "With Real The Cheat Spots!" — stupid stuff

The Great Mound

• "Bigger than that one in Ohio!" — vacation

The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show

• "Let the King have some!" — senior prom
• "For reals this time!" — The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show

The KOT's Good Gravy

• "I don't lets the Poopsmith near it!" — for kids

The Show

• "Chant! Words! Together!" — Non-Sequitur Champion, Punkin Show

The Stab Yourself!

• "Try NOT to stab yourself!" — nightlife

Things That Go Dump in the Night

• "Your goose is cooked." — narrator

This Brownie Might Kill You

• "Beware... of Yumminess!" — bottom 10

Thorax Language Courses

• "Learn to speak in another man's tongue!" — cheat talk

Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders

• "Whisk Away the Worries!" — 2 emails

Videlectrix

• "We use computers... to make video games!"

Whined & Dined

• "May the best man whine." — narrator

WSBD

• "Several Dozen Listeners" — radio

See also

• Catch Phrases