MixMastah 800

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Mix your own style

The MixMastah 800 is the music machine that you can adjust after watching One Two, One Two. In addition to playing each character's sound, you can adjust the volume and balance.

Page title: You ARE the Mix Mastah!

Sounds

Bubs

BUBS: {Bubs is grinding a meat grinder} Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a {repeats}

Strong Mad and The Cheat

{Strong Mad lifts the cover off The King of Town's grill to reveal The Cheat}

THE CHEAT: {angry The Cheat noise}

{Strong Mad replaces the cover}

STRONG MAD: GAH!

{repeats}

Homestar Runner

HOMESTAR RUNNER: One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two. {repeats}

Strong Sad and Coach Z

{Strong Sad and Coach Z are in the gymnasium}

STRONG SAD: {pats his belly to make noise}

{scoreboard buzzer}

COACH Z: Atta boy!

{repeats}

The King of Town

{The King of Town is eating from a pile of marshmallows}

THE KING OF TOWN: {endless eating noises}

Marzipan

{Marzipan plays a guitar riff on Carol over and over.}

Pom Pom

{Pom Pom is at Club Technochocolate continuously throwing 100 dollar bills into the air, making bouncing noises.}

The Poopsmith

{The Poopsmith continuously pats a pile of whatsit with his shovel. Each pat produces sound effects}

Homsar Solo

{Homsar stands against a starry background. His sound travels from the right audio output, to the left, then the right again. Once selected, all other sounds pause until Homsar finishes.}

HOMSAR: {vaguely similarly to the song Strong Bad sings} AaAaAaA! OurAaAaA! UrAaAaAaA, Uwarwarwarwar! A-way-way-way-waa!

Strong Bad

• Strong Bad has three settings. The third, "Shut It!", merely turns off his sound effect in the middle of play.

Chorus

STRONG BAD: {singing} Look out, world! I'm an independent girl! Rollin' around like a motorcade! Look out world! I'm an independent girl! {out of key} You can meet me down at the arcade!

Verse

STRONG BAD: {singing} I'm a woman on the prowl and I stick up for myself! The city is at night and I'm dancin! Dancin!

Fun Facts

Remarks

• When the page loads, Bubs's sound is enabled by default.
• The MixMastah 800 has a better audio quality than One Two, One Two, similar to the sound quality in An Important Rap Song and Homestar Presents: Presents.
• Homsar's solo is in stereo and fades back and forth from the right channel to the left.
• This game originally didn't have a loading screen.
• The scoreboard in Strong Sad's and Coach Z's segment is slightly different from the usual, including a different font.
• The picture of Coach Z on the wall of the gymnasium appears red because the outlines are too thick. Only by zooming in can you see his correct green color.
• All of the small animations loop at a different speed to the music.
• Homsolo is a portmanteau.
• The sound effects don't stop when Strong Bad sings off-key.
• Strong Bad's chorus is above the verse, putting them out of order.
• Pressing any of the MixMastah 800's "ON" buttons will start that scene's sounds in sync with the others. However, pressing the buttons next to Strong Bad starts him singing at the beginning of the chorus or verse after a delay, so that his singing doesn't match up with the downbeats unless you're careful about exactly when you push the button.
• The MixMastah 800's tempo is approximately 105 beats per minute.

Glitches

• After you click on the Homsar solo, you can click on the Strong Bad "chorus" and "verse" buttons and they will play on top of Homsar.
• In the Flash file, right click and select "Loop" then "Play" twice. Assuming Bubs's sound was already playing, his voice will overlap himself, as all others turn off.
  • Additionally, doing this too much will mute others when you turn them back on.
• Clicking on Homsar's button while it is already playing will turn off all the sound effects when he is done.

Fixed Goofs

Marzipan, look, this is No-Legs...

• Neither Homsar nor Strong Bad had moving effects.
• Strong Bad was wearing a different shower cap than in One Two, One Two. The shower cap Strong Bad was wearing was the same one Homestar wears in Main Page 14.
• Pom Pom's sound effect faintly included The Poopsmith's effect in the background.
• The lines on the screens for Homsar and Strong Bad moved even when they weren't turned on, unlike all of the others.
• Strong Bad did not have legs. This was fixed by making his screen shorter.

External Links

• watch "MixMastah 800" on the old Flash site
• view the Flash file for "MixMastah 800"