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<p>Just as people in the real world need to eat, so do the characters in the <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner_universe" title="Homestar Runner universe">Homestar Runner universe</a>. These <b>food items</b> are varied, from strange ethnic foods to common junk food. Some foods are just plainly ridiculous in their name, shape, or size, while others look normal. Some characters even have their own brand of food named after themselves (or as a pun on their name) or shaped like the character. | |||
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== General Minor Foods == | <a id="General_Minor_Foods" name="General_Minor_Foods"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> General Minor Foods </span></h2> | ||
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<th width="150">Image </th><th> Description </th><th width="150">Appearances | |||
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<tr id="Absolute_Worst_Creamular_Corn"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Absolute_Worst_Creamular_Corn.png" title="Creamed corn for the absolute worst."><img alt="Creamed corn for the absolute worst." border="0" height="157" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/e/e9/Absolute_Worst_Creamular_Corn.png/150px-Absolute_Worst_Creamular_Corn.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> On September 12, 2019, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a> had planned to throw a can of <b>The Absolute Worst Creamular <a href="/index.php?title=Corn" title="Corn">Corn</a></b> at <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Sad" title="Strong Sad">Strong Sad</a>, but postponed doing so until tomorrow after recording the latter's tribute to <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Daniel_Johnston" title="wikipedia:Daniel Johnston">Daniel Johnston</a>. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=%40StrongBadActual" title="@StrongBadActual">@StrongBadActual</a> tweet (<a href="/index.php?title=%40StrongBadActual_Tweets_2019" title="@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019">13 Sep 2019</a>) | |||
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<tr id="Ambrosia_Salad"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:AmbrosiaSalad.png" title="He brought some ambrosia salad."><img alt="He brought some ambrosia salad." border="0" height="80" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/1/13/AmbrosiaSalad.png/150px-AmbrosiaSalad.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
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<dl><dd><i>See main article: <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=ambrosia_salad" title="ambrosia salad">Ambrosia salad</a></i> | |||
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<p><b><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Ambrosia_%28fruit_salad%29" title="wikipedia:Ambrosia (fruit salad)">Ambrosia salad</a></b> is a fruit <a href="/index.php?title=Salads" title="Salads">salad</a> variation that normally contains sour cream, whipped cream, mandarin oranges, pineapple, and coconut. Some variations also contain bananas, strawberries, or miniature marshmallows. <a href="/index.php?title=Ripberger" title="Ripberger">Ripberger</a> takes some to <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser" title="Blue Laser">Blue Laser</a>'s Thanksgiving Party in <a href="/index.php?title=Let_us_give_TANKS%21" title="Let us give TANKS!">Let us give TANKS!</a>, and it was light blue with white and yellow chunks in it, served in a large yellow bowl. | |||
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</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Let_us_give_TANKS%21" title="Let us give TANKS!">Let us give TANKS!</a> | |||
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<tr id="Andy_Capp.27s_Hot_Fries"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Hot_Fries.png" title='"Thanks for the chippies, Strong Bad!"'><img alt='"Thanks for the chippies, Strong Bad!"' border="0" height="217" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/6/61/Hot_Fries.png/150px-Hot_Fries.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Andy_Capp%27s" title="wikipedia:Andy Capp's">Andy Capp's</a> Hot Fries</b> are given to <a href="/index.php?title=Coach_Z" title="Coach Z">Coach Z</a> by <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a> with the seeming intention of harming him. This graphic was later reused for the <a href="#Cheat-Toes" title="">Cheat-Toes</a> in <a href="/index.php?title=Kick-A-Ball" title="Kick-A-Ball">Kick-A-Ball</a>. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=your_friends" title="your friends">your friends</a> | |||
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<tr id="Basmati_Rice"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Basmati_Rice.png" title=""I've transcribed Paradise Lost onto this single grain of basmati rice!""><img alt=""I've transcribed Paradise Lost onto this single grain of basmati rice!"" border="0" height="193" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/36/Basmati_Rice.png/150px-Basmati_Rice.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Sad" title="Strong Sad">Strong Sad</a> transcribes <i><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Paradise_Lost" title="wikipedia:Paradise Lost">Paradise Lost</a></i> onto a piece of <b><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Basmati" title="wikipedia:Basmati">basmati rice</a></b> into four languages. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=record_book" title="record book">record book</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Baklava"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Baklavas.png" title="Baklavas, anyone?"><img alt="Baklavas, anyone?" border="0" height="47" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/f/fd/Baklavas.png/150px-Baklavas.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Baklava" title="wikipedia:Baklava">Baklava</a></b> is a food that <a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan" title="Marzipan">Marzipan</a> brings out at the end of <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_is_in_Jail_Cartoon" title="Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon">Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon</a>. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_is_in_Jail_Cartoon" title="Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon">Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon</a> | |||
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<tr id="Bakinged_Soda"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Spoonful_of_Bakinged_Soda.png" title="Could be mistaken for sugar!"><img alt="Could be mistaken for sugar!" border="0" height="117" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/4/4b/Spoonful_of_Bakinged_Soda.png/150px-Spoonful_of_Bakinged_Soda.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> A spoonful of <b>Bakinged Soda</b> one could mistake for <a href="/index.php?title=Sugar" title="Sugar">sugar</a> is one of the Depression-Era treats offered by <a href="/index.php?title=Old-Timey_Strong_Bad" title="Old-Timey Strong Bad">Old-Timey Strong Bad</a> for <a href="/index.php?title=Halloween" title="Halloween">Halloween</a>, based on <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_Costumes" title="Fan Costumes">a fan's Halloween costume</a>. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_Costumes_2017" title="Fan Costumes 2017">Fan Costumes 2017</a> | |||
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<tr id="Bean_Sprouts"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Bean_Sprouts.png" title='"I brought him a hot covered dish to brighten his dismal life."'><img alt='"I brought him a hot covered dish to brighten his dismal life."' border="0" height="74" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/b/bf/Bean_Sprouts.png/150px-Bean_Sprouts.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> Marzipan brings <a href="/index.php?title=Senor_Cardgage" title="Senor Cardgage">Senor Cardgage</a> some <b><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Mung_bean" title="wikipedia:Mung bean">bean sprouts</a></b> for <a href="/index.php?title=Decemberween" title="Decemberween">Decemberween</a> to "brighten his dismal life", claiming that they are "a hot covered dish". The dish doesn't have a cover. Strong Bad later tries to jump on the dish. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=A_Decemberween_Mackerel" title="A Decemberween Mackerel">A Decemberween Mackerel</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Bequeathed_Molasses"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Bequeathed_Molasses.png" title="Obtained from a goat!"><img alt="Obtained from a goat!" border="0" height="186" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/3b/Bequeathed_Molasses.png/150px-Bequeathed_Molasses.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> A jug of Dead Goat "Premulum" <b>Bequeathed Molasses</b>, apparently obtained from a <a href="/index.php?title=Goats" title="Goats">goat</a> upon its untimely <a href="/index.php?title=Death" title="Death">demise</a>, is one of the Depression-Era treats offered by Old-Timey Strong Bad for Halloween, based on a fan's Halloween costume. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_Costumes_2017" title="Fan Costumes 2017">Fan Costumes 2017</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Brown_Mayo"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Brown_Mayo.png" title='"And a solid F- on smelling any good."'><img alt='"And a solid F- on smelling any good."' border="0" height="240" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/70/Brown_Mayo.png/150px-Brown_Mayo.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Brown Mayo</b> is a brand of <a href="/index.php?title=Mayonnaise" title="Mayonnaise">mayonnaise</a> that <a href="/index.php?title=The_Poopsmith" title="The Poopsmith">The Poopsmith</a> brought to Labor Day. It is assumed that it is made out of <a href="/index.php?title=Whatsit" title="Whatsit">whatsit</a>. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=labor_day" title="labor day">labor day</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Brunswick_Stew"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Brunswick_Stew.png" title='"You know, Brunsy, the 50th anniversary is the dollop of sour cream year!"'><img alt='"You know, Brunsy, the 50th anniversary is the dollop of sour cream year!"' border="0" height="91" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/1/1e/Brunswick_Stew.png/150px-Brunswick_Stew.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Brunswick <a href="/index.php?title=Stew" title="Stew">Stew</a></b> is a stew that Strong Bad gave <a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheat" title="The Cheat">The Cheat</a> after he made <a href="/index.php?title=New_Boots" title="New Boots">New Boots</a>, although he mentioned that if The Cheat had done better, he could have gotten a trophy full of Steak-umms. <a href="/index.php?title=The_King_of_Town" title="The King of Town">The King of Town</a> took a bowl of Brunswick Stew out on a date at <a href="/index.php?title=Marshmallow%27s_Last_Stand_%28place%29" title="Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)">Marshmallow's L'est Stand</a>. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=New_Boots" title="New Boots">New Boots</a>, Email <a href="/index.php?title=love_poems" title="love poems">love poems</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Play_Date" title="Play Date">Play Date</a> | |||
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<tr id="Cadbury_Creme_Egg_omelet"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Cadbury_Creme_Egg_omelette.png" title='"Ooh! Cadbury Creme Egg omelette!"'><img alt='"Ooh! Cadbury Creme Egg omelette!"' border="0" height="64" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/d/d7/Cadbury_Creme_Egg_omelette.png/150px-Cadbury_Creme_Egg_omelette.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Cadbury_Creme_Egg" title="wikipedia:Cadbury Creme Egg">Cadbury Creme Egg</a> omelet</b> is what Strong Bad imagined getting at dinner in his dream email. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=dreamail" title="dreamail">dreamail</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Can_D"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:CAN_D.png" title='"Would you care for a funtime treat?"'><img alt='"Would you care for a funtime treat?"' border="0" height="193" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/f/f1/CAN_D.png/150px-CAN_D.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>CAN D</b> is a small white container of candy that <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner" title="Homestar Runner">Homestar Runner</a> tried to give to <a href="/index.php?title=Marshie" title="Marshie">Marshie</a>, only to be pelted by marshmallows. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Malloween_Commercial" title="Malloween Commercial">Malloween Commercial</a> | |||
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<tr id="Canopy.27s"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Canopy%27s.png" title=""I dan't know why. Exprecially since you have this can of peas to look forward to.""><img alt=""I dan't know why. Exprecially since you have this can of peas to look forward to."" border="0" height="242" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/4/4e/Canopy%27s.png/150px-Canopy%27s.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Canopy's</b> is a brand of <a href="/index.php?title=Peas" title="Peas">peas</a> that Senor Cardgage bought at a garage sale. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=garage_sale" title="garage sale">garage sale</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Cassssss"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Cassssss.PNG" title=""We can't go wrong!""><img alt=""We can't go wrong!"" border="0" height="73" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/e/e1/Cassssss.PNG/150px-Cassssss.PNG" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Cassssss</b> is a batch of casserole that Strong Bad stepped in to "not lose his edge". | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=your_edge" title="your edge">your edge</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="chicken_in_a_pan"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Chicken_in_a_Pan.png" title="Chicken... in a pan..."><img alt="Chicken... in a pan..." border="0" height="108" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/e/eb/Chicken_in_a_Pan.png/150px-Chicken_in_a_Pan.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> Some <b>chicken in a pan</b>, accompanied by <b><a href="/index.php?title=Salads" title="Salads">salad</a></b> and <b>a glass of milk</b>, is described by Strong Bad as a bad sign for any slumber party you should happen to visit. He further states that one served such things should start running, as it implies the host family has serious health problems. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=slumber_party" title="slumber party">slumber party</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Chockle"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Chockle.png" title="Chockle"><img alt="Chockle" border="0" height="145" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/2/2c/Chockle.png/150px-Chockle.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Chockle</b> is box of chocolates that <a href="/index.php?title=Sickly_Sam" title="Sickly Sam">Sickly Sam</a> brought to his date. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Sickly_Sam%27s_Big_Outing" title="Sickly Sam's Big Outing">Sickly Sam's Big Outing</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Choco-Lumps"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Choco-Lumps.png" title="Choco-Lumps"><img alt="Choco-Lumps" border="0" height="156" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/b/bd/Choco-Lumps.png/150px-Choco-Lumps.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Choco-Lumps</b> is a candy mentioned in <a href="/index.php?title=Mr._Shmallow_%28toon%29" title="Mr. Shmallow (toon)">Mr. Shmallow</a>. Choco-Lumps is one of the four candies that <a href="/index.php?title=Mr._Shmallow" title="Mr. Shmallow">Mr. Shmallow</a> used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Fluffy_Puff_Air_Puffed_Sugar_Delights" title="Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights">Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights</a> instead. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Mr._Shmallow_%28toon%29" title="Mr. Shmallow (toon)">Mr. Shmallow</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Coodeman.27s"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Coodeman%27s_Burrelli_Sauce.png" title="Coodeman's Burrelli Sauce"><img alt="Coodeman's Burrelli Sauce" border="0" height="192" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/8/85/Coodeman%27s_Burrelli_Sauce.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Coodeman's Burrelli Sauce</b> is a sauce that <a href="/index.php?title=Humidibot" title="Humidibot">Humidibot</a> recites the jingle for in the Strong Bad Email <a href="/index.php?title=robots" title="robots">robots</a>. Its slogan is "It's gonna fill up your belly, hoss!" | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=robots" title="robots">robots</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Corn_Krunch"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Cornkrunch.PNG" title="Corn Krunch"><img alt="Corn Krunch" border="0" height="170" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/7e/Cornkrunch.PNG/150px-Cornkrunch.PNG" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Corn Krunch</b> is a corn flake <a href="/index.php?title=Breakfast_Cereal" title="Breakfast Cereal">cereal</a>. <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner" title="Homestar Runner">Homestar Runner</a> hot-glues the flakes to his face to make himself ugly for the "jazz ensemble" in <a href="/index.php?title=death_metal" title="death metal">death metal</a>. It claims to come with a free full-size alto saxophone. In <a href="/index.php?title=specially_marked" title="specially marked">specially marked</a>, it is one of the <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Iowa" title="wikipedia:Iowa">Iowa</a>-grown cereals Strong Bad says to avoid since it is only likely to include fitness products as free toys. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=death_metal" title="death metal">death metal</a>, Email <a href="/index.php?title=specially_marked" title="specially marked">specially marked</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Crisps_A-Soy.21"> | |||
<td><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:crisps-a-soy.png" title='"Homestar, can you pass the soy crisps?"'><img alt='"Homestar, can you pass the soy crisps?"' border="0" height="198" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/f/fd/crisps-a-soy.png/150px-crisps-a-soy.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b><a href="/index.php?title=Crisps%2C_A-Soy%21" title="Crisps, A-Soy!">Crisps, A-Soy!</a></b> is a soy-based snack food. Naturally, Marzipan enjoys them, and perhaps The Cheat does as well. It is unclear from the packaging whether they are made by the "Health!!" company or just that they're supposedly healthy. | |||
<p>The name is a reference to <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Chips_Ahoy%21" title="wikipedia:Chips Ahoy!">Chips Ahoy!</a> cookies and to the many soy products whose names contain puns on the word "soy" (e.g. "Soy Good" soy milk). | |||
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</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=do_over" title="do over">do over</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Crispy_Puffed_Rice"> | |||
<td><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Crispyrice.png" title="Actual bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal"><img alt="Actual bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal" border="0" height="102" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/e/e5/Crispyrice.png/150px-Crispyrice.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Crispy puffed rice</b> is a type of <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Cereal" title="Cereal">cereal</a> that has appeared a few times in the <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner_universe" title="Homestar Runner universe">Homestar Runner universe</a>. Although rarely seen, it is one of the many cereals available to eat in <a href="/index.php?title=Free_Country%2C_USA" title="Free Country, USA">Free Country, USA</a>. It is also the only cereal that has never been seen in a cereal box. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=candy_product" title="candy product">candy product</a>, Email <a href="/index.php?title=hygiene" title="hygiene">hygiene</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Crispy_Puppies_Crunch"> | |||
<td><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:CrispyPuppiesCrunch.png" title="A Transylvanian delicacy!"><img alt="A Transylvanian delicacy!" border="0" height="167" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/f/f2/CrispyPuppiesCrunch.png/150px-CrispyPuppiesCrunch.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Crispy Puppies Crunch</b> is a <a href="/index.php?title=Breakfast_Cereal" title="Breakfast Cereal">breakfast cereal</a> that allegedly contains <a href="/index.php?title=Killing_Dogs" title="Killing Dogs">young dogs</a> in it. It appears in an <a href="/index.php?title=rated" title="rated">Easter egg</a> that can be activated after <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a> claims that citizens of <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Transylvania" title="wikipedia:Transylvania">Transylvania</a> are required by law to eat puppies for breakfast. The front of the box features a sad-faced <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Basset_Hound" title="wikipedia:Basset Hound">Basset Hound</a>, which had previously appeared in <a href="/index.php?title=space_program" title="space program">space program</a> and <a href="/index.php?title=Why_Come_Only_One_Girl%3F" title="Why Come Only One Girl?">Why Come Only One Girl?</a>. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=rated" title="rated">rated</a> | |||
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<tr id="Crustly_Guarded_Bread"> | |||
<td><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Crustly_Guarded_Bread.png" title="A loaf... for a peasant!"><img alt="A loaf... for a peasant!" border="0" height="225" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/f/fb/Crustly_Guarded_Bread.png/150px-Crustly_Guarded_Bread.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Crustly Guarded <a href="/index.php?title=Bread" title="Bread">Bread</a></b> is the brand of bread baked by a sect of closely guarded monks high atop the <a href="/index.php?title=Coches_Mountains" title="Coches Mountains">Coches Mountains</a>. According to Strong Bad, they would rather bake this bread than divulge the secret of Strong Bad's age. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=looking_old" title="looking old">looking old</a> | |||
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<tr id="Cut_Me_Some_Flax.21"> | |||
<td><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Flaxseed.PNG" title='"Gotta get those omega-3s!"'><img alt='"Gotta get those omega-3s!"' border="0" height="291" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/a/a1/Flaxseed.PNG/150px-Flaxseed.PNG" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Cut Me Some Flax! (seed oil)</b> is a brand of vegetable oil made with the seeds of <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=flax" title="wikipedia:flax">flax</a>. Marzipan pours it into a bowl of unknown contents in order to add <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Omega-3_fatty_acids" title="wikipedia:Omega-3 fatty acids">omega-3s</a>. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Quality_Time_with_Cardboard_Homestar" title="Quality Time with Cardboard Homestar">Quality Time with Cardboard Homestar</a> | |||
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<tr id="Dandied_Sugar"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Dandied_Sugar.png" title="Dandy indeed."><img alt="Dandy indeed." border="0" height="146" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/a/ad/Dandied_Sugar.png/150px-Dandied_Sugar.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Dandied Sugar</b> is a candy mentioned in <a href="/index.php?title=Mr._Shmallow_%28toon%29" title="Mr. Shmallow (toon)">Mr. Shmallow</a>. Dandied Sugar is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Fluffy_Puff_Air_Puffed_Sugar_Delights" title="Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights">Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights</a> instead. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Mr._Shmallow_%28toon%29" title="Mr. Shmallow (toon)">Mr. Shmallow</a> | |||
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<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:deliciousbag.png" title="This bag of delicious bag"><img alt="This bag of delicious bag" border="0" height="176" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/b/bc/deliciousbag.png/150px-deliciousbag.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Delicious "Bag"</b> is a candy mentioned in <a href="/index.php?title=Mr._Shmallow_%28toon%29" title="Mr. Shmallow (toon)">Mr. Shmallow</a>. Delicious "Bag" is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Fluffy_Puff_Air_Puffed_Sugar_Delights" title="Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights">Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights</a> instead. <a href="/index.php?title=Sickly_Sam" title="Sickly Sam">Sickly Sam</a> thinks an empty bag of it would make a fine sock for the colder of his two feet. Delicious "Bag" is also one of the candies that can be given to Coach Z and <a href="/index.php?title=Bubs" title="Bubs">Bubs</a> in <a href="/index.php?title=3_Times_Halloween_Funjob" title="3 Times Halloween Funjob">3 Times Halloween Funjob</a>. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Mr._Shmallow_%28toon%29" title="Mr. Shmallow (toon)">Mr. Shmallow</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=3_Times_Halloween_Funjob" title="3 Times Halloween Funjob">3 Times Halloween Funjob</a> | |||
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<tr id="Dry_Meal"> | |||
<td><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Would_You_Care_For_Some_Dry_Meal.PNG" title='"Okay. If you say so. Would you care for some dry meal?"'><img alt='"Okay. If you say so. Would you care for some dry meal?"' border="0" height="154" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/0/07/Would_You_Care_For_Some_Dry_Meal.PNG/150px-Would_You_Care_For_Some_Dry_Meal.PNG" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Dry Meal</b> is a sack of a powdery substance, offered to <a href="/index.php?title=Stinkoman" title="Stinkoman">Stinkoman</a> by <a href="/index.php?title=The_Homestar_Runner" title="The Homestar Runner">The Homestar Runner</a>. It presumably contains some sort of ground <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=flour" title="wikipedia:flour">flour</a>, although the specific cereal grain or starch from which it is derived is not known. Its appearance is accompanied by a <a href="/index.php?title=Sound_Effects" title="Sound Effects">gasping noise</a>. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=20X6_vs._1936" title="20X6 vs. 1936">20X6 vs. 1936</a> | |||
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<tr id="Favorite_Food"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:THANXty_Favorite_Food.png" title='"Favorite foods, spiced buns, and all that, and all that."'><img alt='"Favorite foods, spiced buns, and all that, and all that."' border="0" height="177" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/4/49/THANXty_Favorite_Food.png/150px-THANXty_Favorite_Food.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=1-Up" title="1-Up">1-Up</a>'s <b>favorite food</b> comes in a blue box that features nonsensical characters that resemble Japanese <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=kanji" title="wikipedia:kanji">kanji</a> and <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=hiragana" title="wikipedia:hiragana">hiragana</a>. 1-Up simply calls the box "favorite food", although it is unknown whether that is its true name. This is one of the three foods 1-Up suggests for Stinkoman to be thankful for. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Twenty_THANXty_Six" title="Twenty THANXty Six">Twenty THANXty Six</a> | |||
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<tr id="File_Folder_Shaped_Vitamins"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:FileFolderShapedVitamins.png" title='"Great for the break room or maybe a desk drawer!"'><img alt='"Great for the break room or maybe a desk drawer!"' border="0" height="245" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/33/FileFolderShapedVitamins.png/150px-FileFolderShapedVitamins.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> Bubs gives Strong Bad the inspiration for <b><a href="/index.php?title=Smarty_Juice" title="Smarty Juice">Smarty Juice</a> File Folder Shaped Vitamins</b>. There are also File Folder Shaped Vitamin Thumb Drives. The vitamins come in orange, yellow, and purple colors, in a jar of 150 gummies. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=the_next_april_fools_thing" title="the next april fools thing">The Next April Fools Thing</a> | |||
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<tr id="Fishsticks"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Fishsticks.png" title='"And out poured a lifetime supply of fishsticks. And a The Cheat!!!!"'><img alt='"And out poured a lifetime supply of fishsticks. And a The Cheat!!!!"' border="0" height="80" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/4/4d/Fishsticks.png/150px-Fishsticks.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> A lifetime supply of <b>fishsticks</b> came out of The Cheat's giant egg, and were supposedly eaten by <a href="/index.php?title=The_Prince_of_Town" title="The Prince of Town">The Prince of Town</a>, causing him to gain weight. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=flashback" title="flashback">flashback</a> | |||
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<tr id="Fried_Fish"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Fried_Fish.png" title="Fried Fish with a lemon"><img alt="Fried Fish with a lemon" border="0" height="86" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/e/e5/Fried_Fish.png/150px-Fried_Fish.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Fried Fish</b> is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in <a href="/index.php?title=Homestarloween_Party" title="Homestarloween Party">Homestarloween Party</a>. The fried fish appears to actually not be fried, but be a regular cooked fish with lemon wedges to the side. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Homestarloween_Party" title="Homestarloween Party">Homestarloween Party</a> | |||
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<tr id="Frozen_Bake"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:frozen_bake.png" title='"Favorite foods, spiced buns, and all that, and all that."'><img alt='"Favorite foods, spiced buns, and all that, and all that."' border="0" height="114" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/d/da/frozen_bake.png/150px-frozen_bake.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Frozen Bake</b> is a Japanese food that 1-Up suggested to for <a href="/index.php?title=Stinkoman" title="Stinkoman">Stinkoman</a> to be thankful for. This follows Spiced Bun. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Twenty_THANXty_Six" title="Twenty THANXty Six">Twenty THANXty Six</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Where_My_Hat_Is_At%3F_%28toon%29" title="Where My Hat Is At? (toon)">Where My Hat Is At? (toon)</a> | |||
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<tr id="Globs_of_Meringue"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Globs_of_Meringue.png" title="Globs of Meringue"><img alt="Globs of Meringue" border="0" height="108" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/0/0e/Globs_of_Meringue.png/150px-Globs_of_Meringue.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Globs of Meringue</b> is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in <a href="/index.php?title=Homestarloween_Party" title="Homestarloween Party">Homestarloween Party</a>. Globs of Meringue appears to be Jello, rather than meringue. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Homestarloween_Party" title="Homestarloween Party">Homestarloween Party</a> | |||
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<tr id="Grilled_Cheese"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Grilled_Cheese.png" title="Grilled cheese!"><img alt="Grilled cheese!" border="0" height="96" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/33/Grilled_Cheese.png/150px-Grilled_Cheese.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> In the <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=SBASAF" title="SBASAF">SBASAF</a> slideshow, a <b>grilled <a href="/index.php?title=Cheese" title="Cheese">cheese</a> sandwich</b> is also seen. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=space_program" title="space program">space program</a> | |||
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<tr id="Grape-Nuts"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:gn_robot.png" title=""Now spell: come back Ali. Come back Ali's sister.""><img alt=""Now spell: come back Ali. Come back Ali's sister."" border="0" height="124" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/a/ac/gn_robot.png/150px-gn_robot.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Grape-Nuts" title="wikipedia:Grape-Nuts">Grape-Nuts</a></b> is also an existing cereal in the Homestar Runner world. Grape-Nuts is distributed through the company "Food", a spoof of <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Post_Foods" title="wikipedia:Post Foods">Post</a> with a similar logo. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=personal_favorites" title="personal favorites">personal favorites</a> | |||
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<tr id="Gum"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Gum.png" title=""I have to be going, Ethel. I've got some important lines to stand in.""><img alt=""I have to be going, Ethel. I've got some important lines to stand in."" border="0" height="44" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/f/f0/Gum.png/150px-Gum.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> A "slice" of <b><a href="/index.php?title=Gum" title="Gum">Gum</a></b> is given to Strong Bad by Senor Cardgage in kind of cool. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=kind_of_cool" title="kind of cool">kind of cool</a> | |||
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<tr id="Heavenly_Ham"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Ham.png" title='"And heavenly ham"'><img alt='"And heavenly ham"' border="0" height="109" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/a/a8/Ham.png/150px-Ham.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Heavenly Ham</b> is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in <a href="/index.php?title=Homestarloween_Party" title="Homestarloween Party">Homestarloween Party</a>. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Homestarloween_Party" title="Homestarloween Party">Homestarloween Party</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_House_That_Gave_Sucky_Treats" title="The House That Gave Sucky Treats">The House That Gave Sucky Treats</a>, Email <a href="/index.php?title=the_bet" title="the bet">the bet</a>, See <a href="/index.php?title=Ham" title="Ham">Ham</a> for all appearances | |||
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<tr id="Hoisin_Sauce"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Hoisin_Sauce.PNG" title=""We carefully place a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's disturbing soft-serve flip.""><img alt=""We carefully place a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's disturbing soft-serve flip."" border="0" height="107" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/1/13/Hoisin_Sauce.PNG/150px-Hoisin_Sauce.PNG" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Hoisin_sauce" title="wikipedia:Hoisin sauce">Hoisin sauce</a></b> is a Chinese dipping sauce. In <a href="/index.php?title=keep_cool" title="keep cool">keep cool</a>, Strong Bad and <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Mad" title="Strong Mad">Strong Mad</a> put a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's head prior to asking him to determine the temperature. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Potion-ma-jig" title="Halloween Potion-ma-jig">Halloween Potion-ma-jig</a> (Easter egg) (mentioned), Email <a href="/index.php?title=keep_cool" title="keep cool">keep cool</a> | |||
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<tr id="Jelly_Donut"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Jelly_Donut.png" title="A jelly donut"><img alt="A jelly donut" border="0" height="115" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/a/a9/Jelly_Donut.png/150px-Jelly_Donut.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> In the last frame of Strong Sad's storyboard, a <b>Jelly Donut</b> is seen with Strong Bad's reflection in it. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Sbemail_150%3F%21%3F" title="Sbemail 150?!?">Sbemail 150?!?</a> | |||
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<tr id="Klondike_Pudding"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Klondike_Pudding.png" title="Klondike Pudding"><img alt="Klondike Pudding" border="0" height="105" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/4/4c/Klondike_Pudding.png/150px-Klondike_Pudding.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Klondike <a href="/index.php?title=Pudding" title="Pudding">Pudding</a></b> is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in <a href="/index.php?title=Homestarloween_Party" title="Homestarloween Party">Homestarloween Party</a>. Klondike Pudding appears once before it is mentioned. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Homestarloween_Party" title="Homestarloween Party">Homestarloween Party</a> | |||
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<tr id="Last_Minit_Peanut_Brittle"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Last_Minit_Peanut_Brittle.png" title='"We really just made it!"'><img alt='"We really just made it!"' border="0" height="106" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/c/c2/Last_Minit_Peanut_Brittle.png/150px-Last_Minit_Peanut_Brittle.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> Buying <b>Last Minit Peanut <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Brittle_%28food%29" title="wikipedia:Brittle (food)">Brittle</a></b> is evidently the <i>real</i> reason to go on business trips. According to Strong Bad, it could also likely swim better than <a href="/index.php?title=The_Spirit_of_St._Louis" title="The Spirit of St. Louis">The Spirit of St. Louis</a>. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=business_trip" title="business trip">business trip</a> | |||
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<tr id="Loose_Tooth_Removers"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:LooseToothRemovers.png" title='"No Halloween Night could resist these orange and black flavored loose tooth remover candies."'><img alt='"No Halloween Night could resist these orange and black flavored loose tooth remover candies."' border="0" height="108" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/3b/LooseToothRemovers.png/150px-LooseToothRemovers.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Color_flavored" title="Color flavored">Orange-and-Black-Flavored</a> <b>Loose Tooth Remover</b> Candies are what Homestar used to lure Halloween night into a cardboard box. After The Cheat eats them in <a href="/index.php?title=Haunted_Photo_Booth" title="Haunted Photo Booth">Haunted Photo Booth</a>, his <a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheat%27s_Gold_Tooth" title="The Cheat's Gold Tooth">gold tooth</a> falls out and gets caught on everyone else's Halloween costumes, causing a ghost-like glare in their <a href="/index.php?title=Photo_Boooth" title="Photo Boooth">Photo Boooth</a> photos. Strong Sad describes them as "nasty", but they are enjoyed by The Cheat and The King of Town. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Happy_Hallow-day" title="Happy Hallow-day">Happy Hallow-Day</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Doomy_Tales_of_the_Macabre" title="Doomy Tales of the Macabre">Doomy Tales of the Macabre</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Haunted_Photo_Booth" title="Haunted Photo Booth">Haunted Photo Booth</a> | |||
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<tr id="Meatball_Subs"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Meatball_Sub.png" title=""I still hate you and later on, you're gonna get cut!""><img alt=""I still hate you and later on, you're gonna get cut!"" border="0" height="47" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/34/Meatball_Sub.png/150px-Meatball_Sub.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> In <a href="/index.php?title=Peasant%27s_Quest" title="Peasant's Quest">Peasant's Quest</a>, a <b>meatball sub</b> is an optional item which may be used to appease the first <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=The_Three_Keepers_of_Trogdor" title="The Three Keepers of Trogdor">Keeper of Trogdor</a>. In <a href="/index.php?title=Peasant%27s_Quest_Movie_Trailer" title="Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer">Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Rather_Dashing" title="Rather Dashing">Rather Dashing</a> is seen eating the meatball sub by a tree. In <a href="/index.php?title=The_Homestar_Runner_Gets_Something_Stuck_In_His_Craw" title="The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw">The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_Homestar_Runner_%28storybook%29" title="The Homestar Runner (storybook)">The Homestar Runner</a> somersaulted to Mars and brought everyone back meatball subs. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Peasant%27s_Quest" title="Peasant's Quest">Peasant's Quest</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Peasant%27s_Quest_Movie_Trailer" title="Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer">Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_Homestar_Runner_Gets_Something_Stuck_In_His_Craw" title="The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw">The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw</a> | |||
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<tr id="Meatloaf"> | |||
<td><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Family_Meatloaf.PNG" title=""Did somebody say 'Sepiatone'?""><img alt=""Did somebody say 'Sepiatone'?"" border="0" height="85" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/9/9f/Family_Meatloaf.PNG/150px-Family_Meatloaf.PNG" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Meatloaf</b> is a common family dinner. Strong Bad suggests spicing up any videos of it by "taking it back to the Ol' West" and adding sepia tones. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=videography" title="videography">videography</a> | |||
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<tr id="The_Mrs._Syrup"> | |||
<td> <center><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Syrup.png" title='"THRILL! AS THE CHEAT ATTEMPTS TO JUMP THE TIRE OVER THE KOT EATING A CARDBOARD BOX COVERED IN SYRUP!"'><img alt='"THRILL! AS THE CHEAT ATTEMPTS TO JUMP THE TIRE OVER THE KOT EATING A CARDBOARD BOX COVERED IN SYRUP!"' border="0" height="228" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/2/2f/Syrup.png/100px-Syrup.png" width="100"/></a></center> | |||
</td><td> <b>The Mrs. Syrup</b> is a brand of syrup, that the King of Town ate on top of a cardboard box, while The Cheat jumped over him in a tire. The Mrs. Syrup resembles the famous syrup brand, <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Mrs._Butterworth%27s" title="wikipedia:Mrs. Butterworth's">Mrs. Butterworth's</a>. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=monster_truck" title="monster truck">monster truck</a> | |||
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<tr id="Mungo.27s_Caviar"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Mungo%27s_Caviar.png" title="With finest cigars!"><img alt="With finest cigars!" border="0" height="129" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/6/62/Mungo%27s_Caviar.png/150px-Mungo%27s_Caviar.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Mungo's <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Caviar" title="wikipedia:Caviar">Caviar</a></b> is a part of a candle-lit dinner, with burritos and cigars. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=lady...ing" title="lady...ing">lady...ing</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Not-So-Thin_Mints"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Not-so-thin_mints.PNG" title="They aren't very thin at all."><img alt="They aren't very thin at all." border="0" height="92" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/d/d8/Not-so-thin_mints.PNG/150px-Not-so-thin_mints.PNG" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Not-So-Thin Mints</b> are apparently a type of <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Girl_Scout_cookie" title="wikipedia:Girl Scout cookie">Girl Scout cookie</a> sold by the "Pale Scouts", of which Strong Sad seems to be a member. Strong Bad once "sued" his younger brother for custody of these. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=rough_copy" title="rough copy">rough copy</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Nutmeg"> | |||
<td> <center><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Nutmeg.png" title="Firebert's choice"><img alt="Firebert's choice" border="0" height="184" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/73/Nutmeg.png/150px-Nutmeg.png" width="150"/></a></center> | |||
</td><td> <b>Nutmeg</b> appears as <a href="/index.php?title=Firebert" title="Firebert">Firebert</a>'s secret escape plan, as he'll be able to eat anything it's sprinkled on, allowing him to eat his Christmas light restaints. A real whole nutmeg and grater come packaged with Limited Edition Holiday Firebert action figures. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_Puppet_Squad:_The_Hot_Jones_Hijack" title="Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack">Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack</a> | |||
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<tr id="Oatmeal"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Oatmeal.png" title='"That way, I would always...have a bucket. You know, for like, dumping oatmeal on stuff..."'><img alt='"That way, I would always...have a bucket. You know, for like, dumping oatmeal on stuff..."' border="0" height="296" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/9/92/Oatmeal.png/150px-Oatmeal.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> Strong Bad insisted that he would want to replace one of his hands with a bucket, that he could fill with <b><a href="/index.php?title=Oatmeal" title="Oatmeal">oatmeal</a></b> and pour on things. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=new_hands" title="new hands">new hands</a> | |||
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<tr id="Parsnips"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Parsnips_in_a_Pile.png" title="Where have all the parsnips gone?"><img alt="Where have all the parsnips gone?" border="0" height="180" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/c/c2/Parsnips_in_a_Pile.png/150px-Parsnips_in_a_Pile.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Old-Timey_Strong_Bad" title="Old-Timey Strong Bad">Old-Timey Strong Bad</a> steals all the <b>parsnips</b> from the <a href="/index.php?title=Parsnip_Depot" title="Parsnip Depot">Parsnip Depot</a>, intending to make parsnip <a href="/index.php?title=Pie" title="Pie">pie</a> and for The Homestar Runner to go hungry. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Parsnips_A-Plenty" title="Parsnips A-Plenty">Parsnips A-Plenty</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Parsnip_Soup"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Parsnip_Soup.png" title="Let's make soup."><img alt="Let's make soup." border="0" height="100" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/76/Parsnip_Soup.png/150px-Parsnip_Soup.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=The_Homestar_Runner" title="The Homestar Runner">The Homestar Runner</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fat_Dudley" title="Fat Dudley">Fat Dudley</a>, and <a href="/index.php?title=Old-Timey_Marzipan" title="Old-Timey Marzipan">Old-Timey Marzipan</a> make <b>parsnip soup</b> with the parsnips they rescued from Old-Timey Strong Bad. The Homestar Runner ends up spitting his all over Fat Dudley. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Parsnips_A-Plenty" title="Parsnips A-Plenty">Parsnips A-Plenty</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Pasta_Salad"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Pasta.png" title='"IT TASTES SO GOOD!"'><img alt='"IT TASTES SO GOOD!"' border="0" height="131" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/d/d8/Pasta.png/150px-Pasta.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b><a href="/index.php?title=Pasta_Salad" title="Pasta Salad">Pasta salad</a></b> was put into Strong Mad's <a href="/index.php?title=Underwear" title="Underwear">underwear</a> drawer starting the "Who Put Pasta Salad in Strong Mad's Underdrawer Drawer Scare of '04". Strong Mad doesn't seem to mind, saying it tastes so good. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=old_comics" title="old comics">old comics</a> (Easter egg) | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Paunch_Berry_Iced_Cream"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Paunch_Berry_Ice_Cream.png" title=""Hey there, Bubs in the store. Paunchberry's was a new ice cream!""><img alt=""Hey there, Bubs in the store. Paunchberry's was a new ice cream!"" border="0" height="144" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/d/d7/Paunch_Berry_Ice_Cream.png/150px-Paunch_Berry_Ice_Cream.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b><a href="/index.php?title=Paunch" title="Paunch">Paunch</a> Berry Icéd Cream</b> is a "new" brand of ice cream. Strong Bad mentions it, saying someone thought it sounded like a disgusting ice cream flavor. However, Strong Bad seems to enjoy it. It appears later in a <a href="/index.php?title=Powered_by_The_Cheat" title="Powered by The Cheat">Powered by The Cheat</a> animation in which individual buckets were made into a tower, and it even has its own dance and "Paunch Berry Ice Cream Dancing Team" (consisting of Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat). | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Where_U_Goin%27_2%3F" title="Where U Goin' 2?">Where U Goin' 2?</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Pea_Soup"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Pea_Soup.png" title='"This guy smells like pea soup."'><img alt='"This guy smells like pea soup."' border="0" height="181" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/c/cd/Pea_Soup.png/150px-Pea_Soup.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> Homestar says Senor Cardgage smells like <b>Pea Soup</b>. At <a href="/index.php?title=Trogdor_Con_%2797" title="Trogdor Con '97">Trogdor Con '97</a>, The Cheat and Strong Bad filled up a horn with it and shot it at the "Godzilla guy" (The King of Town). | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Trogdor_Con_%2797" title="Trogdor Con '97">Trogdor Con '97</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Pop_Tarts"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Poptart.PNG" title='"Strawberry frosting!"'><img alt='"Strawberry frosting!"' border="0" height="167" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/1/18/Poptart.PNG/150px-Poptart.PNG" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Pop-Tarts" title="wikipedia:Pop-Tarts">Pop-Tarts</a></b> are a popular brand of toaster pastry that the Homestar Runner characters occasionally enjoy eating. Utilizing his privileges as a Medallion Plus Gold Club member, <a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheat" title="The Cheat">The Cheat</a> orders them as toppings on a <a href="/index.php?title=Pizza" title="Pizza">pizza</a>, along with mushrooms, from <a href="/index.php?title=Bubs%27_Old_Pizza" title="Bubs' Old Pizza">Bubs' Old Pizza</a>. The <a href="/index.php?title=Balding_Man" title="Balding Man">Balding Man</a> once wanted to buy a Pop-Tart, but he couldn't do so because he was not approved. <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Sad" title="Strong Sad">Strong Sad</a> is known to eat <a href="/index.php?title=Indian_Food" title="Indian Food">saag paneer</a> Pop-Tarts "with a vengeance" on Tuesdays, though <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a> has rigged an <a href="/index.php?title=Explosions" title="Explosions">explosive</a> within them on at least one occasion. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=privileges" title="privileges">privileges</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Senor_Mortgage" title="Senor Mortgage">Senor Mortgage</a>, Email <a href="/index.php?title=hremail_3184" title="hremail 3184">hremail 3184</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Prize-O.27s"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Prize-O%27s.PNG" title='"I eat said cereal, play with the prize, and save the Box Top."'><img alt='"I eat said cereal, play with the prize, and save the Box Top."' border="0" height="199" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/6/67/Prize-O%27s.PNG/150px-Prize-O%27s.PNG" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> In <a href="/index.php?title=Pistols_for_Pandas" title="Pistols for Pandas">Pistols for Pandas</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Crack_Stuntman" title="Crack Stuntman">Crack Stuntman</a> uses the money donated to <a href="/index.php?title=Pistols_For_Pandas_%28organization%29" title="Pistols For Pandas (organization)">Pistols for Pandas</a> to buy <b>Prize-O's</b>. Stuntman likes to eat the cereal and play with the prize inside of it. He saves the box tops to eventually take to a local school. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Pistols_for_Pandas" title="Pistols for Pandas">Pistols for Pandas</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Rogan_Josh_Pot_Pie"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Rogan_Josh_Pot_Pie.png" title='"Meet Strong Sad."'><img alt='"Meet Strong Sad."' border="0" height="63" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/d/d5/Rogan_Josh_Pot_Pie.png/150px-Rogan_Josh_Pot_Pie.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Rogan_josh" title="wikipedia:Rogan josh">Rogan josh</a> pot <a href="/index.php?title=Pie" title="Pie">pie</a></b> is pot pie that Strong Sad eats in <a href="/index.php?title=narrator" title="narrator">narrator</a>. Strong Bad referred to it as "grody ethnic food". | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=narrator" title="narrator">narrator</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Salisbury_Steak"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:CZ_Salisbury_Steak.png" title="NOT gravied yams or stuffinged hams"><img alt="NOT gravied yams or stuffinged hams" border="0" height="30" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/73/CZ_Salisbury_Steak.png/150px-CZ_Salisbury_Steak.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> Coach Z has a plate he identifies as <b><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Salisbury_steak" title="wikipedia:Salisbury steak">Salisbury steak</a></b>, before he then answers the <a href="/index.php?title=Disconnected_Telephones" title="Disconnected Telephones">phone</a> and lies to his parents about it being <a href="/index.php?title=Decemberween_Food" title="Decemberween Food">gravied yams and stuffinged hams</a>. Unidentified servings of green and yellow substances, presumably vegetables, are also present on the tray. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Presents:_Presents" title="Homestar Presents: Presents">Homestar Presents: Presents</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Salisbury_Sundae"> | |||
<td> <center><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Salisbury_Sundae.png" title="Salisbury Sundae"><img alt="Salisbury Sundae" border="0" height="130" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/33/Salisbury_Sundae.png/100px-Salisbury_Sundae.png" width="100"/></a></center> | |||
</td><td> <b>Salisbury Sundae</b> is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in <a href="/index.php?title=Homestarloween_Party" title="Homestarloween Party">Homestarloween Party</a>. The sundae has five different flavors and a cherry on top. The King consumes another in an ad for Sawman's Doin' 'At Sauce. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Homestarloween_Party" title="Homestarloween Party">Homestarloween Party</a>, Email <a href="/index.php?title=robots" title="robots">robots</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Sauce"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Sauce.png" title="Sauce"><img alt="Sauce" border="0" height="322" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/5/58/Sauce.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> A bottle labeled <b>Sauce</b> is seen in a few toons. The bottle has two red peppers printed on the front, suggesting that it is hot sauce. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=your_friends" title="your friends">your friends</a>, Email <a href="/index.php?title=new_hands" title="new hands">new hands</a>, Email <a href="/index.php?title=fingers" title="fingers">fingers</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Sawman.27s"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Sawman%27s_Doin%27_%27At_Sauce.png" title="Sawman's Doin' 'At Sauce"><img alt="Sawman's Doin' 'At Sauce" border="0" height="217" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/d/d2/Sawman%27s_Doin%27_%27At_Sauce.png/150px-Sawman%27s_Doin%27_%27At_Sauce.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> The Cheat recites an ad for <b>Sawman's Doin' 'At Sauce</b> perfectly, revealing the sauce to be a multi-purpose condiment. In the ad, Homestar applies the sauce to Coach Z's dry bun, the King of Town's salisbury sundae, and Strong Sad's toothbrush. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=robots" title="robots">robots</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Sog_dog"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:SogDog.png" title='"Mmmm... Drink in that Bun!"'><img alt='"Mmmm... Drink in that Bun!"' border="0" height="108" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/c/c7/SogDog.png/150px-SogDog.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Sog Dogs</b> are <a href="/index.php?title=Hot_Dogs" title="Hot Dogs">hot dogs</a> that Coach Z prepares using hydroelectric power (or, more accurately, by holding a hot dog in its bun under a hot shower). The slogan for this product is "Mmmm...Drink In That Bun!" | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=environment" title="environment">environment</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Sour_apple_blow-pops"> | |||
<td> <center> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Sour_Apple_Blow_Pop.png" title='"Yeah, there were big plans once. It was to be made of the finest materials. On a massive scale that would rival the Aztecs and their...techno-chocolate land."'><img alt='"Yeah, there were big plans once. It was to be made of the finest materials. On a massive scale that would rival the Aztecs and their...techno-chocolate land."' border="0" height="174" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/7e/Sour_Apple_Blow_Pop.png/75px-Sour_Apple_Blow_Pop.png" width="75"/></a></center> | |||
</td><td> Two <b>sour apple blow-pops</b> were placed at the top of Strong Bad's monument, stuck inside a novelty afro. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=monument" title="monument">monument</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Soy_sauce"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:SoySauce.png" title='"...to the MOOOOOOON!"'><img alt='"...to the MOOOOOOON!"' border="0" height="150" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/e/ec/SoySauce.png/150px-SoySauce.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> Strong Bad claims that both he and The Cheat once got drunk off of <b><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=soy_sauce" title="wikipedia:soy sauce">soy sauce</a></b> (presumably in an unaired email), causing them both to do strange things with <a href="/index.php?title=Bubs%27_Concession_Stand" title="Bubs' Concession Stand">Bubs' Concession Stand</a> (Strong Bad thought he could fly it to <a href="/index.php?title=The_Moon" title="The Moon">the moon</a>, and The Cheat tried to eat it). Based on the bottle design, the soy sauce appears to be <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Kikkoman" title="wikipedia:Kikkoman">Kikkoman</a> brand, as noted in the email's DVD commentary. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=personal_favorites" title="personal favorites">personal favorites</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Spiced_Bun"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Spiced_Bun.png" title='"Favorite foods, spiced buns, and all that, and all that."'><img alt='"Favorite foods, spiced buns, and all that, and all that."' border="0" height="151" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/6/6d/Spiced_Bun.png/150px-Spiced_Bun.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Spiced Bun</b> is a food that 1-Up suggested to for Stinkoman to be thankful for. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Twenty_THANXty_Six" title="Twenty THANXty Six">Twenty THANXty Six</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Spring_Roll"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Spring_Roll.png" title=""MSG'd!""><img alt=""MSG'd!"" border="0" height="138" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/d/da/Spring_Roll.png/150px-Spring_Roll.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> The <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad" title="Teen Girl Squad">Teen Girl Squad</a> went to get Pan-Asian cuisine and ordered 3 <b>spring rolls</b>, which were thrown at <a href="/index.php?title=The_Ugly_One" title="The Ugly One">The Ugly One</a> by the <a href="/index.php?title=Arrow%27d_Guy" title="Arrow'd Guy">Arrow'd Guy</a>. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_3" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 3">Teen Girl Squad Issue 3</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Staple_Sauce"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:staplesauce.png" title='"...a heaping bowl of Staple Sauce..."'><img alt='"...a heaping bowl of Staple Sauce..."' border="0" height="279" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/78/staplesauce.png/150px-staplesauce.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Staple Sauce</b> is a sauce eaten by <a href="/index.php?title=What%27s_Her_Face" title="What's Her Face">What's Her Face</a> as part of a musical montage. She eats a large bowl of the sauce, which results in her death. It appears to be a thick liquid with visible staples mixed into it. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_9" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 9">Teen Girl Squad Issue 9</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Strawberry_Frosted_Donuts"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Donut.png" title="A Strawberry Frosted Donut"><img alt="A Strawberry Frosted Donut" border="0" height="79" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/9/9b/Donut.png/150px-Donut.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Strawberry Frosted Donuts</b> is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in <a href="/index.php?title=Homestarloween_Party" title="Homestarloween Party">Homestarloween Party</a>. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Homestarloween_Party" title="Homestarloween Party">Homestarloween Party</a> | |||
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<tr id="Stuffed_Grape_Leaf"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Stuffed_grape_leaves.png" title='"Ah, The Cheatbot! I would love a stuffed grape leaf!"'><img alt='"Ah, The Cheatbot! I would love a stuffed grape leaf!"' border="0" height="50" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/75/Stuffed_grape_leaves.png/150px-Stuffed_grape_leaves.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Stuffed grape leaves</b> are hors d'œuvres that <a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheatbot" title="The Cheatbot">The Cheatbot</a> served to Strong Bad as an example of a <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=robot" title="robot">robot</a> serving hors d'œuvres. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=technology" title="technology">technology</a> | |||
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<tr id="Suge_Brown"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:sugebrown.png" title="Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!"><img alt="Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!" border="0" height="169" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/b/b4/sugebrown.png/150px-sugebrown.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Suge Brown</b> is a brand of brown sugar for which Strong Sad apparently has a penchant for eating at 4 am on Saturday mornings. Its motto is "Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!". It is sold in boxes weighing one whole pound. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=best_thing" title="best thing">best thing</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_for_Attractive_People" title="Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People">Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People</a> | |||
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<tr id="Swedish_Fish"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Swedish_Fish.png" title='"Oh, the Swordish Forsh!"'><img alt='"Oh, the Swordish Forsh!"' border="0" height="93" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/2/24/Swedish_Fish.png/150px-Swedish_Fish.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> Strong Bad wanted Viklas from Sweden to send him some <b>Swedish Fish</b> as well as Swedish meatballs. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=little_questions" title="little questions">little questions</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=3_Times_Halloween_Funjob" title="3 Times Halloween Funjob">3 Times Halloween Funjob</a> | |||
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<tr id="Swedish_meatballs"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Swedish_Meatballs.png" title='"The Swedish Flag Does A Dance"'><img alt='"The Swedish Flag Does A Dance"' border="0" height="131" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/d/d2/Swedish_Meatballs.png/150px-Swedish_Meatballs.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> Strong Bad wanted Viklas from Sweden to send him some <b>Swedish meatballs</b> as well as Swedish fish. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=little_questions" title="little questions">little questions</a> | |||
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<tr id="Sweet_Brand_Meats"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Sweet_Brand_Meats.png" title="Sweet Brand Meats"><img alt="Sweet Brand Meats" border="0" height="215" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/4/49/Sweet_Brand_Meats.png/150px-Sweet_Brand_Meats.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Sweet Brand Meats</b> is a candy mentioned in <a href="/index.php?title=Mr._Shmallow_%28toon%29" title="Mr. Shmallow (toon)">Mr. Shmallow</a>. Sweet Brand Meats is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Fluffy_Puff_Air_Puffed_Sugar_Delights" title="Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights">Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights</a> instead. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Mr._Shmallow_%28toon%29" title="Mr. Shmallow (toon)">Mr. Shmallow</a> | |||
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<tr id="Teddy_Grahams"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:TeddyGraham.PNG" title="Ptooie!"><img alt="Ptooie!" border="0" height="113" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/e/eb/TeddyGraham.PNG/150px-TeddyGraham.PNG" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td>One of Homestar's favorite pastimes is "spittin' <b><a href="/index.php?title=Teddy_Grahams" title="Teddy Grahams">Teddy Grahams</a></b>", causing them to stick to various surfaces. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=couch_patch" title="couch patch">couch patch</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=strongbad_email.exe_Disc_Two" title="strongbad email.exe Disc Two">strongbad_email.exe Disc Two</a> | |||
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<tr id="Temporarios"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Temporarios_fixed.png" title=""Cuz I'm don't get paid!""><img alt=""Cuz I'm don't get paid!"" border="0" height="108" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/33/Temporarios_fixed.png/150px-Temporarios_fixed.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Temporarios</b> are a <a href="/index.php?title=Breakfast_Cereal" title="Breakfast Cereal">breakfast cereal</a> endorsed by <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badathlon" title="Strong Badathlon">Strong Badathlon</a> athlete Strong Bad that satirizes cereals endorsed by olympic athletes who rely on product endorsements for income due to <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Olympic_Games" title="wikipedia:Olympic Games">Olympic amateurism regulations</a>. To support this, the cereal's <a href="/index.php?title=Mottos_and_Slogans" title="Mottos and Slogans">slogan</a> is "Cuz I'm don't get paid!" The Temporarios box features the "2007 StrongBadathlon" logo and the text "side words" on its side panel. The cereal itself appears to be similar to <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Froot_Loops" title="wikipedia:Froot Loops">Froot Loops</a>, although its name suggests a reference to <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Cheerios" title="wikipedia:Cheerios">Cheerios</a>. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=strong_badathlon" title="strong badathlon">strong badathlon</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner" title="Homestar Ruiner">Homestar Ruiner</a> | |||
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<tr id="TendaRONi"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:TendaRONi.png" title=""Except that sounds pretty creepy and I'd probably go to jail.""><img alt=""Except that sounds pretty creepy and I'd probably go to jail."" border="0" height="125" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/e/e1/TendaRONi.png/150px-TendaRONi.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>TendaRONi</b> is a brand of macaroni that Strong Mad used to make a <a href="/index.php?title=Macaroni" title="Macaroni">macaroni</a> picture. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=portrait" title="portrait">portrait</a> | |||
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<tr id="Tomatocycle"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Tomatocycle.png" title='"I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MOTORCYCLES!"'><img alt='"I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MOTORCYCLES!"' border="0" height="97" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/f/f0/Tomatocycle.png/150px-Tomatocycle.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> In <a href="/index.php?title=Where_U_Goin%27_2%3F" title="Where U Goin' 2?">Where U Goin' 2?</a>, Strong Mad pulled out a motorcycle, seemingly made out of tomato slices and hotdog weiners. The title bar for the cartoon indicates that it is called the "<b>Tomatocycle</b>", and the front cover of a sports magazine in A Decemberween Mackerel confirms this. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Where_U_Goin%27_2%3F" title="Where U Goin' 2?">Where U Goin' 2?</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=A_Decemberween_Mackerel" title="A Decemberween Mackerel">A Decemberween Mackerel</a> | |||
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<tr id="Turduckens"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Bobbin%27_for_Turduckens.png" title="Bobbin' for Turduckens!"><img alt="Bobbin' for Turduckens!" border="0" height="99" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/30/Bobbin%27_for_Turduckens.png/150px-Bobbin%27_for_Turduckens.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> In <a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Fairstival" title="Halloween Fairstival">Halloween Fairstival</a>, the King of Town hosted a "bobbin' for <b><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=turducken" title="wikipedia:turducken">turduckens</a></b>" contest. Strong Bad tried to take The Cheat there so he could lose his hiccups. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Fairstival" title="Halloween Fairstival">Halloween Fairstival</a> | |||
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<tr id="Twinkies"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Twinkie.png" title=""Here's a Twinkie!""><img alt=""Here's a Twinkie!"" border="0" height="57" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/1/1c/Twinkie.png/150px-Twinkie.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Twinkies" title="wikipedia:Twinkies">Twinkies</a></b> are a food only seen in <a href="/index.php?title=Where_the_Crap_Are_We%3F" title="Where the Crap Are We?">Where the Crap Are We?</a>. Homestar <a href="/index.php?title=Hammerspace" title="Hammerspace">pulls the food out of nowhere</a>, suggesting to Strong Bad that they are in <a href="/index.php?title=Heaven" title="Heaven">heaven</a>. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Where_the_Crap_Are_We%3F" title="Where the Crap Are We?">Where the Crap Are We?</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner" title="Homestar Ruiner">Homestar Ruiner</a> (mentioned) | |||
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<tr id="Yogurt"> | |||
<td> <center><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Yogurt.png" title=""Let's get yogurt!""><img alt=""Let's get yogurt!"" border="0" height="181" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/1/17/Yogurt.png/100px-Yogurt.png" width="100"/></a></center> | |||
</td><td> In <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_2" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 2">Teen Girl Squad Issue 2</a>, the girls go to get <b><a href="/index.php?title=Yogurt" title="Yogurt">yogurt</a></b> at <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=TCYBCBY" title="TCYBCBY">TCYBCBY</a>. It appears that it is optional to put sprinkles on the yogurt as well. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_2" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 2">Teen Girl Squad Issue 2</a> | |||
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<tr id="You.27re_Not_Potatoes"> | |||
<td> <center><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:tgs_you%27re_not_potatoes.png" title=""Teehee." "We're cool""><img alt=""Teehee." "We're cool"" border="0" height="174" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/a/a1/tgs_you%27re_not_potatoes.png/100px-tgs_you%27re_not_potatoes.png" width="100"/></a></center> | |||
</td><td> A weight labelled "NO pounds" and a bag of <b>YOU'RE NOT <a href="/index.php?title=Potatoes" title="Potatoes">Potatoes</a></b> were dropped on <a href="/index.php?title=What%27s_Her_Face" title="What's Her Face">What's Her Face</a> and <a href="/index.php?title=The_Ugly_One" title="The Ugly One">The Ugly One</a>, respectively, for claiming that they were cool. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_4" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 4">Teen Girl Squad Issue 4</a> | |||
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<p><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:HeadlessSB.png" title="STUB'D!"><img alt="STUB'D!" border="0" height="48" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/4/47/HeadlessSB.png" width="55"/></a> <i>This <b>section</b> of the page is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it.</i> | |||
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<a id="Unnamed_Foods" name="Unnamed_Foods"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Unnamed Foods</span></h2> | |||
<table border="1" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse:collapse" width="100%"> | |||
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<th width="150">Image </th><th> Description </th><th width="150">Appearances | |||
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<tr id="Lobster_Tails"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Lobster_Tails.png" title="Doo! Doo hoo hoo hoo hoo!"><img alt="Doo! Doo hoo hoo hoo hoo!" border="0" height="82" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/9/93/Lobster_Tails.png/150px-Lobster_Tails.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> Homestar Runner and the gang play "flashlight ghost story telling". When the flashlight is passed to the King of Town, he makes various foods appear, one of which is a platter of <b>lobster tails</b>, the only food to appear in the story that the King of Town does not mention. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Homestarloween_Party" title="Homestarloween Party">Homestarloween Party</a> | |||
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<tr id="Mayo_Hamburger"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Burger.png" title=""Here you go. Oh, and you're out of mayo.""><img alt=""Here you go. Oh, and you're out of mayo."" border="0" height="98" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/9/93/Burger.png/150px-Burger.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> Homestar hands The Poopsmith a <b>mayo hamburger</b> in secret identity and tells Strong Bad he's out of mayo. In the DVD commentary, Homestar refers to it as a "<a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=McRib" title="wikipedia:McRib">McRib</a>". | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=secret_identity" title="secret identity">secret identity</a> | |||
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<tr id="id"> | |||
<td> <center><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Prescrip_Pop.png" title=""It deliciously didn't work!""><img alt=""It deliciously didn't work!"" border="0" height="79" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/9/95/Prescrip_Pop.png" width="86"/></a></center> | |||
</td><td> Homestar grabs a <b>popsicle</b> out of the King of Town's "hands". The King claims it's prescription. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Bug_In_Mouth_Disease" title="Bug In Mouth Disease">Bug in Mouth Disease</a> | |||
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<a id="Food_Named_After_Characters" name="Food_Named_After_Characters"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Food Named After Characters</span></h2> | |||
<table border="1" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse:collapse" width="100%"> | |||
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<th width="150">Image </th><th> Description </th><th width="150">Appearances | |||
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<tr id="Blue_Laser_Blasts.21"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Blue_laser_blasts.PNG" title="Crush the Cheat Commandos... O's!"><img alt="Crush the Cheat Commandos... O's!" border="0" height="170" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/0/05/Blue_laser_blasts.PNG/150px-Blue_laser_blasts.PNG" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Blue Laser Blasts!</b> is a cereal based on the <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos" title="Cheat Commandos">Cheat Commandos</a> TV show. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=specially_marked" title="specially marked">specially marked</a> | |||
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<tr id="Bubs.27_Doughnuts"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Homem%C3%A1de_Donuts.png" title="From Homemáde!"><img alt="From Homemáde!" border="0" height="136" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/9/99/Homem%C3%A1de_Donuts.png/150px-Homem%C3%A1de_Donuts.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Bubs' Doughnuts from Homemáde!</b> are doughnuts shipped from a third world country named Homemáde. Bubs only did this so he could legally print "Homemade" on the package. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Donut_Unto_Others" title="Donut Unto Others">Donut Unto Others</a> | |||
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<tr id="Bubs.27_Old_Pizza"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Bubs_Old_Pizza.png" title="It sure is old!"><img alt="It sure is old!" border="0" height="172" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/b/b4/Bubs_Old_Pizza.png/150px-Bubs_Old_Pizza.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b><a href="/index.php?title=Bubs%27_Old_Pizza" title="Bubs' Old Pizza">Bubs' Old Pizza</a></b> is <a href="/index.php?title=Pizza" title="Pizza">pizza</a> that Bubs sells, presumably from his <a href="/index.php?title=Bubs%27_Concession_Stand" title="Bubs' Concession Stand">concession stand</a>. Homestar is his delivery boy, bringing The Cheat's order to him. Judging from the name, and the slogan "It's-a really old", the product is not very fresh. The grease stains on the box further add to the questionable quality. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=privileges" title="privileges">privileges</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Presents:_Presents" title="Homestar Presents: Presents">Homestar Presents: Presents</a>, Email <a href="/index.php?title=bike_thief" title="bike thief">bike thief</a> | |||
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<tr id="Bubs.27_Thirty_Cent_Lunch_Special"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Bubs_lunch_special.PNG" title=""I'ma head over to Bubs'""><img alt=""I'ma head over to Bubs'"" border="0" height="179" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/1/13/Bubs_lunch_special.PNG/150px-Bubs_lunch_special.PNG" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Bubs' Thirty Cent Lunch Special</b> is a thirty-cent food with two hot buffalo wing bones, a cup of ice, and a half-eaten candy bar. It appears to only be available from 11 am to 3 pm. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=no_loafing" title="no loafing">no loafing</a> | |||
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<tr id="Cheat_Commandos..._O.27s"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:cheat_commandos_complete_breakfast.png" title="Not O's in the least"><img alt="Not O's in the least" border="0" height="108" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/d/d9/cheat_commandos_complete_breakfast.png/150px-cheat_commandos_complete_breakfast.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Sugar Crunchy Cheat Commandos...O's Sugar Cereal</b> is a <a href="/index.php?title=Breakfast_Cereal" title="Breakfast Cereal">breakfast cereal</a> made by <a href="/index.php?title=Cheap_as_Free" title="Cheap as Free">Cheap as Free</a> foodstuffs. The product was introduced by a <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos...O%27s" title="Cheat Commandos...O's">commercial</a> in which several members of the <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos" title="Cheat Commandos">Cheat Commandos</a> were saved from exhaustion in <a href="/index.php?title=The_Desert" title="The Desert">the desert</a> by a welcome delivery of the cereal. Ironically, they are not O's, but instead are a <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Cap%27n_Crunch" title="wikipedia:Cap'n Crunch">Cap'n Crunch</a>-type cereal, which is remarked by <a href="/index.php?title=Fightgar" title="Fightgar">Fightgar</a> on the box. The cereal is not part of a nutritious breakfast, but rather a delicious or "ridiculous" one. They come in two varieties: "regular", and with <a href="/index.php?title=Fluffy_Puff_Marshmallows" title="Fluffy Puff Marshmallows">Fluffy Puff Marshmallows</a>. The commercial shows it being eaten alongside a glass of caramel candies, a mug of marshmallows, a slice of chocolate fudge cake on a plate, and a gallon of <a href="/index.php?title=Ice_Cream" title="Ice Cream">ice cream</a> (not pictured). The spokesperson suggests taking vitamins too. The box features several activities on the back, such as a <a href="/index.php?title=Crack_Stuntman" title="Crack Stuntman">Crack Stuntman</a> mask, a maze and a word search. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos...O%27s" title="Cheat Commandos...O's">Cheat Commandos...O's</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=specially_marked" title="specially marked">specially marked</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Ruiner" title="Homestar Ruiner">Homestar Ruiner</a> | |||
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<tr id="Cheat-Toes"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:CheatToes.png" title="Always check your Cheaters' Almanac."><img alt="Always check your Cheaters' Almanac." border="0" height="208" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/9/9a/CheatToes.png/150px-CheatToes.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Cheat-Toes</b> is a bag of orange snacks, a reference to <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Cheetos" title="wikipedia:Cheetos">Cheetos</a>. The bag uses the same graphic as <a href="#Andy_Capp.27s_Hot_Fries" title="">Andy Capp's Hot Fries</a> from <a href="/index.php?title=your_friends" title="your friends">your friends</a>. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Kick-A-Ball" title="Kick-A-Ball">Kick-A-Ball</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="CHEETS"> | |||
<td><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:cheets.PNG" title="Who can resist these sugar-crusted The Cheats?"><img alt="Who can resist these sugar-crusted The Cheats?" border="0" height="60" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/79/cheets.PNG/150px-cheets.PNG" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>CHEETS</b> are a series of marshmallow The Cheats, a parody of <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Peeps" title="wikipedia:Peeps">Peeps</a>. CHEETS were one of the many unlicensed products that Strong Bad mentioned in the email <a href="/index.php?title=licensed" title="licensed">licensed</a>. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=licensed" title="licensed">licensed</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="fauxducken"> | |||
<td><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Marzipan%27s_Faux-Ducken.png" title="Cruelty free!"><img alt="Cruelty free!" border="0" height="108" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/a/ab/Marzipan%27s_Faux-Ducken.png/150px-Marzipan%27s_Faux-Ducken.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan" title="Marzipan">Marzipan</a> shows the viewers how to make her <b>Famous Thanksgiving Faux-ducken</b>. It consists of stuffing <b>millet</b> into <b>bulgur</b> into <b>meatless veggie nuggets</b> into <b>tempeh</b>, injecting it into <b>bean curd</b>, wrapping it in <b>fakin bacon</b>, and baking it all inside a pair of <b>hemp toddler pants</b>. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Toikey_TV" title="Toikey TV">Toikey TV</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Strong_Badge:_The_Movie_Lollipop"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Strong_Badge_Jelly_Pop.PNG" title="Featuring a human nose"><img alt="Featuring a human nose" border="0" height="113" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/3d/Strong_Badge_Jelly_Pop.PNG/150px-Strong_Badge_Jelly_Pop.PNG" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> The <b>Strong Badge: The Movie Lollipop</b> is a licensed unlicensed gummi lollipop from "Strong Badge: The Movie", resembling a red-and-green Strong Bad with a pink human nose. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=licensed" title="licensed">licensed</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Strong_Bad.27s_Double_Deuce-blemint_Gum"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Strong_Bad_gum.PNG" title=""It's light green!!!""><img alt=""It's light green!!!"" border="0" height="79" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/76/Strong_Bad_gum.PNG/150px-Strong_Bad_gum.PNG" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Strong Bad's <a href="/index.php?title=Double_Deuce" title="Double Deuce">Double Deuce</a>-blemint Gum</b> is a brand of chewing gum similar to <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Doublemint" title="wikipedia:Doublemint">Doublemint</a> gum. It costs 25 cents and advertises the fact that it has a light green color. The side of the package reads "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice." | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=2_emails" title="2 emails">2 emails</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Strong_Bad.27s_EGGS"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:SB_eggs_brand_type_cereal.PNG" title="A Nutritious Part of your Morning Routine!"><img alt="A Nutritious Part of your Morning Routine!" border="0" height="170" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/b/b5/SB_eggs_brand_type_cereal.PNG/150px-SB_eggs_brand_type_cereal.PNG" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> Little is known about <b>Strong Bad's <a href="/index.php?title=Eggs" title="Eggs">EGGS</a></b> "brand <a href="/index.php?title=Type" title="Type">type</a> <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Cereal" title="Cereal">cereal</a>" other than the fact that it originated in an <a href="/index.php?title=Easter_egg" title="Easter egg">Easter egg</a> at the end of the <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email" title="Strong Bad Email">Strong Bad Email</a> <a href="/index.php?title=morning_routine" title="morning routine">morning routine</a>. This breakfast cereal claims to be "<i>A nutritious part of your morning routine</i>" and essentially has the endorsement of Strong Bad. According to the front of the box, it has duck, goose, nut-hatch, and brown eggs. It is interesting to note that all the types of eggs featured on the box were originally found in the couch by Strong Sad during the aforementioned Strong Bad Email. In the nutrition facts listed on the box as "side words", "0 mg" is cited seven times. The ingredients list on the side of the box says "eggs, eggs, eggs, two more eggs". | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=morning_routine" title="morning routine">morning routine</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="The_Cheatcakes"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:TheCheatCakes.png" title="With Real The Cheat Spots!"><img alt="With Real The Cheat Spots!" border="0" height="75" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/9/9a/TheCheatCakes.png/150px-TheCheatCakes.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b><a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheatcakes" title="The Cheatcakes">The Cheatcakes</a></b> are a specialty food <a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheat" title="The Cheat">The Cheat</a> made for Strong Bad as a substitute for <a href="/index.php?title=Grumblecakes" title="Grumblecakes">Grumblecakes</a>. Even though The Cheat added even more steam and sugar than the Grumblecakes, Strong Bad still didn't accept the substitute for the Grumblecakes that he couldn't get. It advertises "real The Cheat spots". The Cheatcakes have their own "jingle" which encourages people not to eat Grumblecakes. The lyrics are as follows: "Only liars and thieves eat Grumblecakes, and those people go to prison. Just ask The Cheat." | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=stupid_stuff" title="stupid stuff">stupid stuff</a>, Email <a href="/index.php?title=do_over" title="do over">do over</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Grumblecakes_%28video%29" title="Grumblecakes (video)">Grumblecakes (video)</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="The_King_of_Town.27s_Last_Three_Items_in_the_Pantry_Special.21"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Last3itemsinpantry.PNG" title="It wouldn't be the first time"><img alt="It wouldn't be the first time" border="0" height="106" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/9/91/Last3itemsinpantry.PNG/150px-Last3itemsinpantry.PNG" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special!</b> is food made from onion salt, hot sauce, and lumps of coal. It is priced at $f.ood. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Decemberween_Short_Shorts" title="Decemberween Short Shorts">Decemberween Short Shorts</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Uncle_Strong_Bad.27s_Flavor_Taste_Style_Chewing_Powders"> | |||
<td> <a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Flavor_taste_chewing_gum.png" title="Whisk away the worries!"><img alt="Whisk away the worries!" border="0" height="109" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/b/bd/Flavor_taste_chewing_gum.png/150px-Flavor_taste_chewing_gum.png" width="150"/></a> | |||
</td><td> <b>Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste <a href="/index.php?title=Style" title="Style">Style</a> Chewing Powders</b> is a brand of "chewing powders". This was introduced in an Easter egg in <a href="/index.php?title=2_emails" title="2 emails">2 emails</a>. It is endorsed by <a href="/index.php?title=Old-Timey_Strong_Bad" title="Old-Timey Strong Bad">Old-Timey Strong Bad</a>, and its slogan is "<i>Whisk Away The Worries!</i>". It is produced in Strong Bad Powdertory in <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=St._Louis" title="wikipedia:St. Louis">St. Louis</a>, <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Missouri" title="wikipedia:Missouri">Missouri</a>. It appears to have a "flavor" taste to it. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=2_emails" title="2 emails">2 emails</a> | |||
</td></tr></table> | |||
<div class="stub"> | |||
<p><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:HeadlessSB.png" title="STUB'D!"><img alt="STUB'D!" border="0" height="48" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/4/47/HeadlessSB.png" width="55"/></a> <i>This <b>section</b> of the page is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it.</i> | |||
</p> | |||
</div> | |||
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<a id="Unseen_Foods" name="Unseen_Foods"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Unseen Foods</span></h2> | |||
<table border="1" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse:collapse" width="100%"> | |||
<tr bgcolor="#eeeeee"> | |||
<th width="1600">Description </th><th width="150">Mentions | |||
</th></tr> | |||
<tr id="Breakfast_Burrito"> | |||
<td> Homestar told Strong Bad that he would sell his half-eaten <b>breakfast burrito</b> on an <a href="/index.php?title=Some_Type_of_Online_Auction" title="Some Type of Online Auction">online auction</a>. The real burrito was actually put up for auction on the internet. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=english_paper" title="english paper">english paper</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Bubs.27_fundraiser_candy_bars"> | |||
<td> <b>Bubs' fundraiser candy bars</b> are candy bars that Strong Bad and The Cheat attempted to steal from Bubs' Concession Stand. Strong Bad described there to be crispy crackly ones and regular-ol'-chocolate ones, which Strong Bad thinks are "fool's gold". It is suggested that Marzipan helped to sell these with Bubs at one point. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_3.0" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0">Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_is_in_Jail_Cartoon" title="Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon">Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Cod_Plank_Platter"> | |||
<td> Coach Z orders a "<b>cod plank platter</b>" from Bubs. He becomes very impatient when neither Strong Bad or Bubs gets it for him. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=lunch_special" title="lunch special">lunch special</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Corn_Dog"> | |||
<td> Strong Bad goes to Bubs' Consession Stand for a <b>corn dog</b> along with 90 rolls of toilet paper and 60 dozen eggs. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=3_Times_Halloween_Funjob" title="3 Times Halloween Funjob">3 Times Halloween Funjob</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Danish"> | |||
<td> <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badman" title="Strong Badman">Strong Badman</a> asks for a <b>danish</b> from <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badman_Characters" title="Strong Badman Characters">Li'l Stiny</a>. The word was used as part of Strong Bad's rock opera. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=superhero_name" title="superhero name">superhero name</a>, Email <a href="/index.php?title=rock_opera" title="rock opera">rock opera</a>, Email <a href="/index.php?title=Comic_Book_Movie" title="Comic Book Movie">Comic Book Movie</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fan_Costumes_2016" title="Fan Costumes 2016">Fan Costumes 2016</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="The_Dijon_Chicken"> | |||
<td> <b>The Dijon Chicken</b> is one of the three stout sub sandwiches that Strong Bad brought with him to <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia" title="Strong Badia">Strong Badia</a>, in its <a href="/index.php?title=History_according_to_Strong_Bad" title="History according to Strong Bad">claimed</a> origins. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=colonization" title="colonization">colonization</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Dinner_Mints"> | |||
<td> <b>Dinner mints</b> were mentioned in an ad in <a href="/index.php?title=Under_Construction" title="Under Construction">Under Construction</a>. The ad read "After dinner mints highly recommended." Unrelatedly, in <a href="/index.php?title=do_over" title="do over">do over</a>, Strong Bad suggests having dinner and after-dinner mints with Ali and Ali Jr. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Under_Construction" title="Under Construction">Under Construction</a>, Email <a href="/index.php?title=do_over" title="do over">do over</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Double_Hot_Wings"> | |||
<td> Coach Z also orders a basket of "<b>double hot wings</b>, pants down" from Bubs. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=lunch_special" title="lunch special">lunch special</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Duck_A_L.27Orange"> | |||
<td> The Cheat writes "<b>Duck A L'Orange</b>" on a sign, in the hope of being able to get some. Strong Bad refuses. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=lunch_special" title="lunch special">lunch special</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Egg_Rolls"> | |||
<td> <b>Egg rolls</b> are another food that Coach Z orders from Bubs. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=lunch_special" title="lunch special">lunch special</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Fritos"> | |||
<td> While in a bottomless pit, to avoid dying of starvation, So and So requests a single <b><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Frito" title="wikipedia:Frito">Frito</a></b>. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_4" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 4">Teen Girl Squad Issue 4</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Gumbo"> | |||
<td> Strong Bad apparently invited Coach Z over for <b>gumbo</b>, which he threw up into a ripped hole in Strong Bad's <a href="/index.php?title=The_Couch" title="The Couch">couch</a>. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=couch_patch" title="couch patch">couch patch</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="The_Ham_n.27_Swiss"> | |||
<td> <b>The Ham n' Swiss</b> is one of the three stout sub sandwiches that Strong Bad brought with him to Strong Badia, in its claimed origins. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=colonization" title="colonization">colonization</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Hotcakes"> | |||
<td> Strong Bad thought that his action figure would sell like <b><a href="/index.php?title=Hotcakes" title="Hotcakes">hotcakes</a></b>, and especially if it smelled like them. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=action_figure" title="action figure">action figure</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Lunchables"> | |||
<td> <b><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Lunchables" title="wikipedia:Lunchables">Lunchables</a></b> were briefly mentioned by So and So, begging for food. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_4" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 4">Teen Girl Squad Issue 4</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Mustard-crackers"> | |||
<td> Strong Bad asked The Cheat to get him some <b><a href="/index.php?title=Mustard" title="Mustard">mustard</a>-crackers</b> after he slapped the Cheatcakes out of his hand. Strong Bad suggests Homestar eats these. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=stupid_stuff" title="stupid stuff">stupid stuff</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Oreo_Cheesecake"> | |||
<td> <b>Oreo Cheesecake</b> is a food that <a href="/index.php?title=Gunhaver" title="Gunhaver">Gunhaver</a> said would be a part of the "good" side of the brain. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Commandos_in_the_Classroom" title="Commandos in the Classroom">Commandos in the Classroom</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Poached_eggs"> | |||
<td> In Strong Bad's dreamail, he told Chester Eleganté to tell Adelaide that the <b>poached eggs</b> were tremendous. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=dreamail" title="dreamail">dreamail</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Pork_bellies"> | |||
<td> In the rich newspaper in portrait, the paper explained that <b>pork bellies</b> would be served around 8-ish. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=portrait" title="portrait">portrait</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Rib-A-Q"> | |||
<td> So and So asks for a <b>Rib-A-Q</b> while falling down the Fighting Growlbacks Bottomless Spirit Pit. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_4" title="Teen Girl Squad Issue 4">Teen Girl Squad Issue 4</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Steak-umms"> | |||
<td> <b>Steak-umms</b> are a food that Strong Bad said that The Cheat could have had if he had made a little extra effort. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=New_Boots" title="New Boots">New Boots</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Sun_Chips"> | |||
<td> <b><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Sun_Chips" title="wikipedia:Sun Chips">Sun Chips</a></b> are a food that Strong Sad warns the viewer not to eat, as Strong Sad and <a href="/index.php?title=The_Deleteheads" title="The Deleteheads">the Deleteheads</a> packed them special. | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Sbemail_200_Fakeout" title="Sbemail 200 Fakeout">Sbemail 200 Fakeout</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Sugar_Daddys"> | |||
<td> <b><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Sugar_Daddy_%28candy%29" title="wikipedia:Sugar Daddy (candy)">Sugar Daddys</a></b> are a candy that <a href="/index.php?title=Open_Source_Greg" title="Open Source Greg">Open Source Greg</a>, brought back to the other Gregs when he took advantage of the "concession stand mainframe". | |||
</td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=4_Gregs" title="4 Gregs">4 Gregs</a> | |||
</td></tr> | |||
<tr id="Veggie_Delux"> | |||
<td> <b>Veggie Delux</b> is one of the three stout sub sandwiches that Strong Bad brought with him to Strong Badia, in its claimed origins. | |||
</td><td> Email <a href="/index.php?title=colonization" title="colonization">colonization</a> | |||
</td></tr></table> | |||
<div class="stub"> | |||
<p><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:HeadlessSB.png" title="STUB'D!"><img alt="STUB'D!" border="0" height="48" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/4/47/HeadlessSB.png" width="55"/></a> <i>This <b>section</b> of the page is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it.</i> | |||
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<a id="See_Also" name="See_Also"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">See Also</span></h2> | |||
<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=Items" title="Items">Foods</a> | |||
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=The_King_of_Town%27s_Food" title="The King of Town's Food">The King of Town's Food</a> | |||
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Decemberween_Food" title="Decemberween Food">Decemberween Food</a> | |||
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Breakfast_Cereals_from_Specially_Marked" title="Breakfast Cereals from Specially Marked">Breakfast Cereals from Specially Marked</a> | |||
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Minor_Drinks" title="Minor Drinks">Minor Drinks</a> | |||
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Just as people in the real world need to eat, so do the characters in the Homestar Runner universe. These food items are varied, from strange ethnic foods to common junk food. Some foods are just plainly ridiculous in their name, shape, or size, while others look normal. Some characters even have their own brand of food named after themselves (or as a pun on their name) or shaped like the character.
General Minor Foods
| Image | Description | Appearances |
|---|---|---|
| | On September 12, 2019, Strong Bad had planned to throw a can of The Absolute Worst Creamular Corn at Strong Sad, but postponed doing so until tomorrow after recording the latter's tribute to Daniel Johnston. | @StrongBadActual tweet (13 Sep 2019) |
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Ambrosia salad is a fruit salad variation that normally contains sour cream, whipped cream, mandarin oranges, pineapple, and coconut. Some variations also contain bananas, strawberries, or miniature marshmallows. Ripberger takes some to Blue Laser's Thanksgiving Party in Let us give TANKS!, and it was light blue with white and yellow chunks in it, served in a large yellow bowl. | Let us give TANKS! |
| | Andy Capp's Hot Fries are given to Coach Z by Strong Bad with the seeming intention of harming him. This graphic was later reused for the Cheat-Toes in Kick-A-Ball. | Email your friends |
| | Strong Sad transcribes Paradise Lost onto a piece of basmati rice into four languages. | Email record book |
| | Baklava is a food that Marzipan brings out at the end of Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon. | Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon |
| | A spoonful of Bakinged Soda one could mistake for sugar is one of the Depression-Era treats offered by Old-Timey Strong Bad for Halloween, based on a fan's Halloween costume. | Fan Costumes 2017 |
| | Marzipan brings Senor Cardgage some bean sprouts for Decemberween to "brighten his dismal life", claiming that they are "a hot covered dish". The dish doesn't have a cover. Strong Bad later tries to jump on the dish. | A Decemberween Mackerel |
| | A jug of Dead Goat "Premulum" Bequeathed Molasses, apparently obtained from a goat upon its untimely demise, is one of the Depression-Era treats offered by Old-Timey Strong Bad for Halloween, based on a fan's Halloween costume. | Fan Costumes 2017 |
| | Brown Mayo is a brand of mayonnaise that The Poopsmith brought to Labor Day. It is assumed that it is made out of whatsit. | Email labor day |
| | Brunswick Stew is a stew that Strong Bad gave The Cheat after he made New Boots, although he mentioned that if The Cheat had done better, he could have gotten a trophy full of Steak-umms. The King of Town took a bowl of Brunswick Stew out on a date at Marshmallow's L'est Stand. | New Boots, Email love poems, Play Date |
| | Cadbury Creme Egg omelet is what Strong Bad imagined getting at dinner in his dream email. | Email dreamail |
| | CAN D is a small white container of candy that Homestar Runner tried to give to Marshie, only to be pelted by marshmallows. | Malloween Commercial |
| | Canopy's is a brand of peas that Senor Cardgage bought at a garage sale. | Email garage sale |
| | Cassssss is a batch of casserole that Strong Bad stepped in to "not lose his edge". | Email your edge |
| | Some chicken in a pan, accompanied by salad and a glass of milk, is described by Strong Bad as a bad sign for any slumber party you should happen to visit. He further states that one served such things should start running, as it implies the host family has serious health problems. | Email slumber party |
| | Chockle is box of chocolates that Sickly Sam brought to his date. | Sickly Sam's Big Outing |
| | Choco-Lumps is a candy mentioned in Mr. Shmallow. Choco-Lumps is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights instead. | Mr. Shmallow |
| Coodeman's Burrelli Sauce is a sauce that Humidibot recites the jingle for in the Strong Bad Email robots. Its slogan is "It's gonna fill up your belly, hoss!" | Email robots |
| | Corn Krunch is a corn flake cereal. Homestar Runner hot-glues the flakes to his face to make himself ugly for the "jazz ensemble" in death metal. It claims to come with a free full-size alto saxophone. In specially marked, it is one of the Iowa-grown cereals Strong Bad says to avoid since it is only likely to include fitness products as free toys. | Email death metal, Email specially marked |
| Crisps, A-Soy! is a soy-based snack food. Naturally, Marzipan enjoys them, and perhaps The Cheat does as well. It is unclear from the packaging whether they are made by the "Health!!" company or just that they're supposedly healthy.
The name is a reference to Chips Ahoy! cookies and to the many soy products whose names contain puns on the word "soy" (e.g. "Soy Good" soy milk). | Email do over | |
| Crispy puffed rice is a type of cereal that has appeared a few times in the Homestar Runner universe. Although rarely seen, it is one of the many cereals available to eat in Free Country, USA. It is also the only cereal that has never been seen in a cereal box. | Email candy product, Email hygiene | |
| Crispy Puppies Crunch is a breakfast cereal that allegedly contains young dogs in it. It appears in an Easter egg that can be activated after Strong Bad claims that citizens of Transylvania are required by law to eat puppies for breakfast. The front of the box features a sad-faced Basset Hound, which had previously appeared in space program and Why Come Only One Girl?. | Email rated | |
| Crustly Guarded Bread is the brand of bread baked by a sect of closely guarded monks high atop the Coches Mountains. According to Strong Bad, they would rather bake this bread than divulge the secret of Strong Bad's age. | Email looking old | |
| Cut Me Some Flax! (seed oil) is a brand of vegetable oil made with the seeds of flax. Marzipan pours it into a bowl of unknown contents in order to add omega-3s. | Quality Time with Cardboard Homestar | |
| | Dandied Sugar is a candy mentioned in Mr. Shmallow. Dandied Sugar is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights instead. | Mr. Shmallow |
| | Delicious "Bag" is a candy mentioned in Mr. Shmallow. Delicious "Bag" is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights instead. Sickly Sam thinks an empty bag of it would make a fine sock for the colder of his two feet. Delicious "Bag" is also one of the candies that can be given to Coach Z and Bubs in 3 Times Halloween Funjob. | Mr. Shmallow, 3 Times Halloween Funjob |
| Dry Meal is a sack of a powdery substance, offered to Stinkoman by The Homestar Runner. It presumably contains some sort of ground flour, although the specific cereal grain or starch from which it is derived is not known. Its appearance is accompanied by a gasping noise. | 20X6 vs. 1936 | |
| | 1-Up's favorite food comes in a blue box that features nonsensical characters that resemble Japanese kanji and hiragana. 1-Up simply calls the box "favorite food", although it is unknown whether that is its true name. This is one of the three foods 1-Up suggests for Stinkoman to be thankful for. | Twenty THANXty Six |
| | Bubs gives Strong Bad the inspiration for Smarty Juice File Folder Shaped Vitamins. There are also File Folder Shaped Vitamin Thumb Drives. The vitamins come in orange, yellow, and purple colors, in a jar of 150 gummies. | The Next April Fools Thing |
| | A lifetime supply of fishsticks came out of The Cheat's giant egg, and were supposedly eaten by The Prince of Town, causing him to gain weight. | Email flashback |
| | Fried Fish is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. The fried fish appears to actually not be fried, but be a regular cooked fish with lemon wedges to the side. | Homestarloween Party |
| | Frozen Bake is a Japanese food that 1-Up suggested to for Stinkoman to be thankful for. This follows Spiced Bun. | Twenty THANXty Six, Where My Hat Is At? (toon) |
| | Globs of Meringue is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. Globs of Meringue appears to be Jello, rather than meringue. | Homestarloween Party |
| | In the SBASAF slideshow, a grilled cheese sandwich is also seen. | Email space program |
| | Grape-Nuts is also an existing cereal in the Homestar Runner world. Grape-Nuts is distributed through the company "Food", a spoof of Post with a similar logo. | Email personal favorites |
| | A "slice" of Gum is given to Strong Bad by Senor Cardgage in kind of cool. | Email kind of cool |
| | Heavenly Ham is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. | Homestarloween Party, The House That Gave Sucky Treats, Email the bet, See Ham for all appearances |
| | Hoisin sauce is a Chinese dipping sauce. In keep cool, Strong Bad and Strong Mad put a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's head prior to asking him to determine the temperature. | Halloween Potion-ma-jig (Easter egg) (mentioned), Email keep cool |
| | In the last frame of Strong Sad's storyboard, a Jelly Donut is seen with Strong Bad's reflection in it. | Sbemail 150?!? |
| | Klondike Pudding is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. Klondike Pudding appears once before it is mentioned. | Homestarloween Party |
| | Buying Last Minit Peanut Brittle is evidently the real reason to go on business trips. According to Strong Bad, it could also likely swim better than The Spirit of St. Louis. | Email business trip |
| | Orange-and-Black-Flavored Loose Tooth Remover Candies are what Homestar used to lure Halloween night into a cardboard box. After The Cheat eats them in Haunted Photo Booth, his gold tooth falls out and gets caught on everyone else's Halloween costumes, causing a ghost-like glare in their Photo Boooth photos. Strong Sad describes them as "nasty", but they are enjoyed by The Cheat and The King of Town. | Happy Hallow-Day, Doomy Tales of the Macabre, Haunted Photo Booth |
| | In Peasant's Quest, a meatball sub is an optional item which may be used to appease the first Keeper of Trogdor. In Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer, Rather Dashing is seen eating the meatball sub by a tree. In The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw, The Homestar Runner somersaulted to Mars and brought everyone back meatball subs. | Peasant's Quest, Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer, The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw |
| Meatloaf is a common family dinner. Strong Bad suggests spicing up any videos of it by "taking it back to the Ol' West" and adding sepia tones. | Email videography | |
| | The Mrs. Syrup is a brand of syrup, that the King of Town ate on top of a cardboard box, while The Cheat jumped over him in a tire. The Mrs. Syrup resembles the famous syrup brand, Mrs. Butterworth's. | Email monster truck |
| | Mungo's Caviar is a part of a candle-lit dinner, with burritos and cigars. | Email lady...ing |
| | Not-So-Thin Mints are apparently a type of Girl Scout cookie sold by the "Pale Scouts", of which Strong Sad seems to be a member. Strong Bad once "sued" his younger brother for custody of these. | Email rough copy |
| | Nutmeg appears as Firebert's secret escape plan, as he'll be able to eat anything it's sprinkled on, allowing him to eat his Christmas light restaints. A real whole nutmeg and grater come packaged with Limited Edition Holiday Firebert action figures. | Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack |
| | Strong Bad insisted that he would want to replace one of his hands with a bucket, that he could fill with oatmeal and pour on things. | Email new hands |
| | Old-Timey Strong Bad steals all the parsnips from the Parsnip Depot, intending to make parsnip pie and for The Homestar Runner to go hungry. | Parsnips A-Plenty |
| | The Homestar Runner, Fat Dudley, and Old-Timey Marzipan make parsnip soup with the parsnips they rescued from Old-Timey Strong Bad. The Homestar Runner ends up spitting his all over Fat Dudley. | Parsnips A-Plenty |
| | Pasta salad was put into Strong Mad's underwear drawer starting the "Who Put Pasta Salad in Strong Mad's Underdrawer Drawer Scare of '04". Strong Mad doesn't seem to mind, saying it tastes so good. | Email old comics (Easter egg) |
| | Paunch Berry Icéd Cream is a "new" brand of ice cream. Strong Bad mentions it, saying someone thought it sounded like a disgusting ice cream flavor. However, Strong Bad seems to enjoy it. It appears later in a Powered by The Cheat animation in which individual buckets were made into a tower, and it even has its own dance and "Paunch Berry Ice Cream Dancing Team" (consisting of Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat). | Where U Goin' 2? |
| | Homestar says Senor Cardgage smells like Pea Soup. At Trogdor Con '97, The Cheat and Strong Bad filled up a horn with it and shot it at the "Godzilla guy" (The King of Town). | Trogdor Con '97 |
| | Pop-Tarts are a popular brand of toaster pastry that the Homestar Runner characters occasionally enjoy eating. Utilizing his privileges as a Medallion Plus Gold Club member, The Cheat orders them as toppings on a pizza, along with mushrooms, from Bubs' Old Pizza. The Balding Man once wanted to buy a Pop-Tart, but he couldn't do so because he was not approved. Strong Sad is known to eat saag paneer Pop-Tarts "with a vengeance" on Tuesdays, though Strong Bad has rigged an explosive within them on at least one occasion. | Email privileges, Senor Mortgage, Email hremail 3184 |
| | In Pistols for Pandas, Crack Stuntman uses the money donated to Pistols for Pandas to buy Prize-O's. Stuntman likes to eat the cereal and play with the prize inside of it. He saves the box tops to eventually take to a local school. | Pistols for Pandas |
| | Rogan josh pot pie is pot pie that Strong Sad eats in narrator. Strong Bad referred to it as "grody ethnic food". | Email narrator |
| | Coach Z has a plate he identifies as Salisbury steak, before he then answers the phone and lies to his parents about it being gravied yams and stuffinged hams. Unidentified servings of green and yellow substances, presumably vegetables, are also present on the tray. | Homestar Presents: Presents |
| | Salisbury Sundae is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. The sundae has five different flavors and a cherry on top. The King consumes another in an ad for Sawman's Doin' 'At Sauce. | Homestarloween Party, Email robots |
| A bottle labeled Sauce is seen in a few toons. The bottle has two red peppers printed on the front, suggesting that it is hot sauce. | Email your friends, Email new hands, Email fingers |
| | The Cheat recites an ad for Sawman's Doin' 'At Sauce perfectly, revealing the sauce to be a multi-purpose condiment. In the ad, Homestar applies the sauce to Coach Z's dry bun, the King of Town's salisbury sundae, and Strong Sad's toothbrush. | Email robots |
| | Sog Dogs are hot dogs that Coach Z prepares using hydroelectric power (or, more accurately, by holding a hot dog in its bun under a hot shower). The slogan for this product is "Mmmm...Drink In That Bun!" | Email environment |
| | Two sour apple blow-pops were placed at the top of Strong Bad's monument, stuck inside a novelty afro. | Email monument |
| | Strong Bad claims that both he and The Cheat once got drunk off of soy sauce (presumably in an unaired email), causing them both to do strange things with Bubs' Concession Stand (Strong Bad thought he could fly it to the moon, and The Cheat tried to eat it). Based on the bottle design, the soy sauce appears to be Kikkoman brand, as noted in the email's DVD commentary. | Email personal favorites |
| | Spiced Bun is a food that 1-Up suggested to for Stinkoman to be thankful for. | Twenty THANXty Six |
| | The Teen Girl Squad went to get Pan-Asian cuisine and ordered 3 spring rolls, which were thrown at The Ugly One by the Arrow'd Guy. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 3 |
| | Staple Sauce is a sauce eaten by What's Her Face as part of a musical montage. She eats a large bowl of the sauce, which results in her death. It appears to be a thick liquid with visible staples mixed into it. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 |
| | Strawberry Frosted Donuts is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. | Homestarloween Party |
| | Stuffed grape leaves are hors d'œuvres that The Cheatbot served to Strong Bad as an example of a robot serving hors d'œuvres. | Email technology |
| | Suge Brown is a brand of brown sugar for which Strong Sad apparently has a penchant for eating at 4 am on Saturday mornings. Its motto is "Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!". It is sold in boxes weighing one whole pound. | Email best thing, Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People |
| | Strong Bad wanted Viklas from Sweden to send him some Swedish Fish as well as Swedish meatballs. | Email little questions, 3 Times Halloween Funjob |
| | Strong Bad wanted Viklas from Sweden to send him some Swedish meatballs as well as Swedish fish. | Email little questions |
| | Sweet Brand Meats is a candy mentioned in Mr. Shmallow. Sweet Brand Meats is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights instead. | Mr. Shmallow |
| | One of Homestar's favorite pastimes is "spittin' Teddy Grahams", causing them to stick to various surfaces. | Email couch patch, strongbad_email.exe Disc Two |
| | Temporarios are a breakfast cereal endorsed by Strong Badathlon athlete Strong Bad that satirizes cereals endorsed by olympic athletes who rely on product endorsements for income due to Olympic amateurism regulations. To support this, the cereal's slogan is "Cuz I'm don't get paid!" The Temporarios box features the "2007 StrongBadathlon" logo and the text "side words" on its side panel. The cereal itself appears to be similar to Froot Loops, although its name suggests a reference to Cheerios. | Email strong badathlon, Homestar Ruiner |
| | TendaRONi is a brand of macaroni that Strong Mad used to make a macaroni picture. | Email portrait |
| | In Where U Goin' 2?, Strong Mad pulled out a motorcycle, seemingly made out of tomato slices and hotdog weiners. The title bar for the cartoon indicates that it is called the "Tomatocycle", and the front cover of a sports magazine in A Decemberween Mackerel confirms this. | Where U Goin' 2?, A Decemberween Mackerel |
| | In Halloween Fairstival, the King of Town hosted a "bobbin' for turduckens" contest. Strong Bad tried to take The Cheat there so he could lose his hiccups. | Halloween Fairstival |
| | Twinkies are a food only seen in Where the Crap Are We?. Homestar pulls the food out of nowhere, suggesting to Strong Bad that they are in heaven. | Where the Crap Are We?, Homestar Ruiner (mentioned) |
| | In Teen Girl Squad Issue 2, the girls go to get yogurt at TCYBCBY. It appears that it is optional to put sprinkles on the yogurt as well. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 2 |
| | A weight labelled "NO pounds" and a bag of YOU'RE NOT Potatoes were dropped on What's Her Face and The Ugly One, respectively, for claiming that they were cool. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 4 |
Unnamed Foods
| Image | Description | Appearances |
|---|---|---|
| | Homestar Runner and the gang play "flashlight ghost story telling". When the flashlight is passed to the King of Town, he makes various foods appear, one of which is a platter of lobster tails, the only food to appear in the story that the King of Town does not mention. | Homestarloween Party |
| | Homestar hands The Poopsmith a mayo hamburger in secret identity and tells Strong Bad he's out of mayo. In the DVD commentary, Homestar refers to it as a "McRib". | Email secret identity |
![]() | Homestar grabs a popsicle out of the King of Town's "hands". The King claims it's prescription. | Bug in Mouth Disease |
Food Named After Characters
| Image | Description | Appearances |
|---|---|---|
| | Blue Laser Blasts! is a cereal based on the Cheat Commandos TV show. | Email specially marked |
| | Bubs' Doughnuts from Homemáde! are doughnuts shipped from a third world country named Homemáde. Bubs only did this so he could legally print "Homemade" on the package. | Donut Unto Others |
| | Bubs' Old Pizza is pizza that Bubs sells, presumably from his concession stand. Homestar is his delivery boy, bringing The Cheat's order to him. Judging from the name, and the slogan "It's-a really old", the product is not very fresh. The grease stains on the box further add to the questionable quality. | Email privileges, Homestar Presents: Presents, Email bike thief |
| | Bubs' Thirty Cent Lunch Special is a thirty-cent food with two hot buffalo wing bones, a cup of ice, and a half-eaten candy bar. It appears to only be available from 11 am to 3 pm. | Email no loafing |
| | Sugar Crunchy Cheat Commandos...O's Sugar Cereal is a breakfast cereal made by Cheap as Free foodstuffs. The product was introduced by a commercial in which several members of the Cheat Commandos were saved from exhaustion in the desert by a welcome delivery of the cereal. Ironically, they are not O's, but instead are a Cap'n Crunch-type cereal, which is remarked by Fightgar on the box. The cereal is not part of a nutritious breakfast, but rather a delicious or "ridiculous" one. They come in two varieties: "regular", and with Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. The commercial shows it being eaten alongside a glass of caramel candies, a mug of marshmallows, a slice of chocolate fudge cake on a plate, and a gallon of ice cream (not pictured). The spokesperson suggests taking vitamins too. The box features several activities on the back, such as a Crack Stuntman mask, a maze and a word search. | Cheat Commandos...O's, specially marked, Homestar Ruiner |
| | Cheat-Toes is a bag of orange snacks, a reference to Cheetos. The bag uses the same graphic as Andy Capp's Hot Fries from your friends. | Kick-A-Ball |
| CHEETS are a series of marshmallow The Cheats, a parody of Peeps. CHEETS were one of the many unlicensed products that Strong Bad mentioned in the email licensed. | Email licensed | |
| Marzipan shows the viewers how to make her Famous Thanksgiving Faux-ducken. It consists of stuffing millet into bulgur into meatless veggie nuggets into tempeh, injecting it into bean curd, wrapping it in fakin bacon, and baking it all inside a pair of hemp toddler pants. | Toikey TV | |
| | The Strong Badge: The Movie Lollipop is a licensed unlicensed gummi lollipop from "Strong Badge: The Movie", resembling a red-and-green Strong Bad with a pink human nose. | Email licensed |
| | Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is a brand of chewing gum similar to Doublemint gum. It costs 25 cents and advertises the fact that it has a light green color. The side of the package reads "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice." | Email 2 emails |
| | Little is known about Strong Bad's EGGS "brand type cereal" other than the fact that it originated in an Easter egg at the end of the Strong Bad Email morning routine. This breakfast cereal claims to be "A nutritious part of your morning routine" and essentially has the endorsement of Strong Bad. According to the front of the box, it has duck, goose, nut-hatch, and brown eggs. It is interesting to note that all the types of eggs featured on the box were originally found in the couch by Strong Sad during the aforementioned Strong Bad Email. In the nutrition facts listed on the box as "side words", "0 mg" is cited seven times. The ingredients list on the side of the box says "eggs, eggs, eggs, two more eggs". | Email morning routine |
| | The Cheatcakes are a specialty food The Cheat made for Strong Bad as a substitute for Grumblecakes. Even though The Cheat added even more steam and sugar than the Grumblecakes, Strong Bad still didn't accept the substitute for the Grumblecakes that he couldn't get. It advertises "real The Cheat spots". The Cheatcakes have their own "jingle" which encourages people not to eat Grumblecakes. The lyrics are as follows: "Only liars and thieves eat Grumblecakes, and those people go to prison. Just ask The Cheat." | Email stupid stuff, Email do over, Grumblecakes (video) |
| | The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special! is food made from onion salt, hot sauce, and lumps of coal. It is priced at $f.ood. | Decemberween Short Shorts |
| | Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders is a brand of "chewing powders". This was introduced in an Easter egg in 2 emails. It is endorsed by Old-Timey Strong Bad, and its slogan is "Whisk Away The Worries!". It is produced in Strong Bad Powdertory in St. Louis, Missouri. It appears to have a "flavor" taste to it. | Email 2 emails |
Unseen Foods
| Description | Mentions |
|---|---|
| Homestar told Strong Bad that he would sell his half-eaten breakfast burrito on an online auction. The real burrito was actually put up for auction on the internet. | Email english paper |
| Bubs' fundraiser candy bars are candy bars that Strong Bad and The Cheat attempted to steal from Bubs' Concession Stand. Strong Bad described there to be crispy crackly ones and regular-ol'-chocolate ones, which Strong Bad thinks are "fool's gold". It is suggested that Marzipan helped to sell these with Bubs at one point. | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0, Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon |
| Coach Z orders a "cod plank platter" from Bubs. He becomes very impatient when neither Strong Bad or Bubs gets it for him. | Email lunch special |
| Strong Bad goes to Bubs' Consession Stand for a corn dog along with 90 rolls of toilet paper and 60 dozen eggs. | 3 Times Halloween Funjob |
| Strong Badman asks for a danish from Li'l Stiny. The word was used as part of Strong Bad's rock opera. | Email superhero name, Email rock opera, Email Comic Book Movie, Fan Costumes 2016 |
| The Dijon Chicken is one of the three stout sub sandwiches that Strong Bad brought with him to Strong Badia, in its claimed origins. | Email colonization |
| Dinner mints were mentioned in an ad in Under Construction. The ad read "After dinner mints highly recommended." Unrelatedly, in do over, Strong Bad suggests having dinner and after-dinner mints with Ali and Ali Jr. | Under Construction, Email do over |
| Coach Z also orders a basket of "double hot wings, pants down" from Bubs. | Email lunch special |
| The Cheat writes "Duck A L'Orange" on a sign, in the hope of being able to get some. Strong Bad refuses. | Email lunch special |
| Egg rolls are another food that Coach Z orders from Bubs. | Email lunch special |
| While in a bottomless pit, to avoid dying of starvation, So and So requests a single Frito. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 4 |
| Strong Bad apparently invited Coach Z over for gumbo, which he threw up into a ripped hole in Strong Bad's couch. | Email couch patch |
| The Ham n' Swiss is one of the three stout sub sandwiches that Strong Bad brought with him to Strong Badia, in its claimed origins. | Email colonization |
| Strong Bad thought that his action figure would sell like hotcakes, and especially if it smelled like them. | Email action figure |
| Lunchables were briefly mentioned by So and So, begging for food. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 4 |
| Strong Bad asked The Cheat to get him some mustard-crackers after he slapped the Cheatcakes out of his hand. Strong Bad suggests Homestar eats these. | Email stupid stuff |
| Oreo Cheesecake is a food that Gunhaver said would be a part of the "good" side of the brain. | Commandos in the Classroom |
| In Strong Bad's dreamail, he told Chester Eleganté to tell Adelaide that the poached eggs were tremendous. | Email dreamail |
| In the rich newspaper in portrait, the paper explained that pork bellies would be served around 8-ish. | Email portrait |
| So and So asks for a Rib-A-Q while falling down the Fighting Growlbacks Bottomless Spirit Pit. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 4 |
| Steak-umms are a food that Strong Bad said that The Cheat could have had if he had made a little extra effort. | New Boots |
| Sun Chips are a food that Strong Sad warns the viewer not to eat, as Strong Sad and the Deleteheads packed them special. | Sbemail 200 Fakeout |
| Sugar Daddys are a candy that Open Source Greg, brought back to the other Gregs when he took advantage of the "concession stand mainframe". | 4 Gregs |
| Veggie Delux is one of the three stout sub sandwiches that Strong Bad brought with him to Strong Badia, in its claimed origins. | Email colonization |


