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<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Klown_kare.PNG" title='"We need to get you some serious Klown Kare, man."'><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="120" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/1/14/Klown_kare.PNG/180px-Klown_kare.PNG" width="180"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:Klown_kare.PNG" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>"We need to get you some serious Klown Kare, man."</div></div></div><b>Kertified Klown Kare</b>  is a medical service that, as the name suggests, specializes in treating clown-related injuries. In the <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email" title="Strong Bad Email">Strong Bad Email</a> <a href="/index.php?title=long_pants" title="long pants">long pants</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a> suggests that <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner" title="Homestar Runner">Homestar</a> — driven to insanity by an accusation regarding his <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner%27s_Pants" title="Homestar Runner's Pants">lack of pants</a> — receive a "serious" amount of said care.
<p>Rodeo and <a href="/index.php?title=Tragic_Clown_Dog" title="Tragic Clown Dog">Tragic Clown Hot Dogs</a> are not accepted.
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<a id="List_of_provided_services" name="List_of_provided_services"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">List of provided services</span></h2>
<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=Pie" title="Pie">Pie</a> Injuries
</li><li>Giant Foot Problems
</li><li>Wacky Malaria
</li><li>Grease Paint Poisoning
</li></ul>
<a id="Appearances" name="Appearances"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span></h2>
<ul><li><b>Debut:</b> Email <a href="/index.php?title=long_pants" title="long pants">long pants</a>
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''"We need to get you some serious Klown Kare, man."''


Kertified Klown Kare


is a medical service that, as the name suggests, specializes in treating clown-related injuries. In the
 
<div class="visualClear"></div>
Strong Bad Email
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long pants
 
,
 
Strong Bad
 
suggests that
 
Homestar
 
— driven to insanity by an accusation regarding his
 
lack of pants
 
— receive a "serious" amount of said care.
 
Rodeo and [[Tragic Clown Dog|Tragic Clown Hot Dogs]] are not accepted.
 
== List of provided services ==
 
* [[Pie]] Injuries
* Giant Foot Problems
* Wacky Malaria
* Grease Paint Poisoning
 
== Appearances ==
 
* '''Debut:''' Email [[long pants]]
[[Category:Companies]]


Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026

"We need to get you some serious Klown Kare, man."

Kertified Klown Kare is a medical service that, as the name suggests, specializes in treating clown-related injuries. In the Strong Bad Email long pants, Strong Bad suggests that Homestar — driven to insanity by an accusation regarding his lack of pants — receive a "serious" amount of said care.

Rodeo and Tragic Clown Hot Dogs are not accepted.

List of provided services

  • Pie Injuries
  • Giant Foot Problems
  • Wacky Malaria
  • Grease Paint Poisoning

Appearances

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