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<p><b>Jaded Teen Pizza</b> is a <a href="/index.php?title=Pizza" title="Pizza">pizza</a> place, managed and run by <a href="/index.php?title=Reynold%27s_Brother" title="Reynold's Brother">Reynold's Brother</a>. Like the manager, it seems to be punk-style, with its motto "No one understands our pizza", and it appears to be directed towards teenagers. Although it is primarily a pizza place, it has been implied that it also serves "wings".  The uniforms are made up of white hats with a stylized picture of a pizza slice on them. Reynold's Brother wears three of those for some reason, one on each spike of his mohawk.  <a href="/index.php?title=Crackotage" title="Crackotage">Crackotage</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Silent_Rip" title="Silent Rip">Silent Rip</a>, and <a href="/index.php?title=Gunhaver" title="Gunhaver">Gunhaver</a> (whom Reynold's Brother refers to by his given name, Charles) worked here after they were fired from the <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos" title="Cheat Commandos">Cheat Commandos</a> by <a href="/index.php?title=Flashfight" title="Flashfight">Flashfight</a>. It is not known if anyone else works there, as the kitchen was the only part seen.  The three eventually started a rival restaurant known as "<a href="/index.php?title=Kitchen_Commandos" title="Kitchen Commandos">Kitchen Commandos</a>", which failed and went out of business after three months.
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<ul><li><b>Debut:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos:_Two_Part_Episode:_Part_1" title="Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1">Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>The Commandos</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Gunhaver" title="Gunhaver">Gunhaver</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Crackotage" title="Crackotage">Crackotage</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fightgar" title="Fightgar">Fightgar</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Firebert" title="Firebert">Firebert</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Flashfight" title="Flashfight">Flashfight</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Reinforcements" title="Reinforcements">Reinforcements</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Reynold" title="Reynold">Reynold</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Ripberger" title="Ripberger">Ripberger</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Silent_Rip" title="Silent Rip">Silent Rip</a><br/><a href="/index.php?title=Agent_Chimendez" title="Agent Chimendez">Agent Chimendez</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Foxface" title="Foxface">Foxface</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Green_Helmets" title="Green Helmets">Green Helmets</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Ser-g-geant_Marshie" title="Ser-g-geant Marshie">Ser-g-geant Marshie</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b><a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser" title="Blue Laser">Blue Laser</a></b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_Commander" title="Blue Laser Commander">Blue Laser Commander</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_Babies" title="Blue Laser Babies">Blue Laser Babies</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_Minion" title="Blue Laser Minion">Blue Laser Minion</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=New_Bad_Guy_Girl_Character" title="New Bad Guy Girl Character">New Bad Guy Girl Character</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Other Characters</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Gunhavette" title="Gunhavette">Gunhavette</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Gunk_Iller" title="Gunk Iller">Gunk Iller</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Mrs._Commanderson" title="Mrs. Commanderson">Mrs. Commanderson</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Oliver_Smidgen" title="Oliver Smidgen">Oliver Smidgen</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Reynold%27s_Brother" title="Reynold's Brother">Reynold's Brother</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_Topplegangers" title="The Topplegangers">The Topplegangers</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Places</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_HQ" title="Cheat Commandos HQ">Cheat Commandos HQ</a> (<a href="/index.php?title=The_Screen" title="The Screen">The Screen</a>), <a href="/index.php?title=Arctic_Playset" title="Arctic Playset">Arctic Playset</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Kitchen_Commandos" title="Kitchen Commandos">Kitchen Commandos</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Reynold%27s_Office" title="Reynold's Office">Reynold's Office</a><br/><a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_HQ" title="Blue Laser HQ">Blue Laser HQ</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_Commander%27s_Nana%27s_Backyard" title="Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard">Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_Cottage" title="Blue Laser Cottage">Blue Laser Cottage</a><br/><a href="/index.php?title=The_Desert" title="The Desert">The Desert</a>, <strong class="selflink">Jaded Teen Pizza</strong>, <a href="/index.php?title=Price_Style" title="Price Style">Price Style</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Reynold%27s_Parents%27_House" title="Reynold's Parents' House">Reynold's Parents' House</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Topplegangers%27_Hideout" title="Topplegangers' Hideout">Topplegangers' Hideout</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Combat Accessories</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_Vehicles" title="Cheat Commandos Vehicles">Cheat Commandos Vehicles</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Crackotage%27s_Plane" title="Crackotage's Plane">Crackotage's Plane</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Gunhaver%27s_Gun" title="Gunhaver's Gun">Gunhaver's Gun</a>,  <a href="/index.php?title=Justice_Rocket_Backpack_Rocket_Rocket" title="Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket">Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Spy_Camera" title="Spy Camera">Spy Camera</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Episodes</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_%28toon%29" title="Cheat Commandos (toon)">Cheat Commandos</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos...O%27s" title="Cheat Commandos...O's">Cheat Commandos...O's</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Shopping_For_Danger" title="Shopping For Danger">Shopping For Danger</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Commandos_in_the_Classroom" title="Commandos in the Classroom">Commandos in the Classroom</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laserdisc_Challenge" title="Blue Laserdisc Challenge">Blue Laserdisc Challenge</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Let_us_give_TANKS%21" title="Let us give TANKS!">Let us give TANKS!</a><br/><a href="/index.php?title=An_Important_Rap_Song" title="An Important Rap Song">An Important Rap Song</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_Next_Epi-Snowed" title="The Next Epi-Snowed">The Next Epi-Snowed</a>, Two Part Episode (<a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos:_Two_Part_Episode:_Part_1" title="Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1">Part 1</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos:_Two_Part_Episode:_Part_2" title="Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2">Part 2</a>), <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_Puppet_Squad:_The_Hot_Jones_Hijack" title="Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack">Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Show Elements</b> </td><td><a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_Theme_Song" title="Cheat Commandos Theme Song">Theme Song</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Buy_all_our_playsets_and_toys%21%21" title="Buy all our playsets and toys!!">Buy all our playsets and toys!!</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Cast and Crew</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=A._Chimendez" title="A. Chimendez">A. Chimendez</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Crack_Stuntman" title="Crack Stuntman">Crack Stuntman</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Crack_Stuntman%27s_Girlfriend" title="Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend">Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Guy_Who_Does_The_Bad_Guy%27s_Voice" title="Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice">Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheat" title="The Cheat">The Cheat</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Miscellaneous</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_Playsets" title="Cheat Commandos Playsets">Playsets (for figurines)</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Rejected_Cheat_Commandos" title="Rejected Cheat Commandos">Rejected Cheat Commandos</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_Other_Costumes" title="Cheat Commandos Other Costumes">Other Costumes</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Pony_Fights_2" title="Pony Fights 2">Pony Fights 2</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_Tactics" title="Cheat Commandos Tactics">Cheat Commandos Tactics</a>
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''Pizzas that no one understands.''


'''Jaded Teen Pizza''' is a [[Pizza|pizza]] place, managed and run by [[Reynold's Brother]]. Like the manager, it seems to be punk-style, with its motto "No one understands our pizza", and it appears to be directed towards teenagers. Although it is primarily a pizza place, it has been implied that it also serves "wings".  The uniforms are made up of white hats with a stylized picture of a pizza slice on them. Reynold's Brother wears three of those for some reason, one on each spike of his mohawk.  [[Crackotage]], [[Silent Rip]], and [[Gunhaver]] (whom Reynold's Brother refers to by his given name, Charles) worked here after they were fired from the [[Cheat Commandos]] by [[Flashfight]]. It is not known if anyone else works there, as the kitchen was the only part seen.  The three eventually started a rival restaurant known as "[[Kitchen Commandos]]", which failed and went out of business after three months.


== Appearances ==
 
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* '''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1]]
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{| class="wikitable"
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! colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#FF6;" | [[Cheat Commandos]]
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| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''The Commandos'''
| [[Gunhaver]], [[Crackotage]], [[Fightgar]], [[Firebert]], [[Flashfight]], [[Reinforcements]], [[Reynold]], [[Ripberger]], [[Silent Rip]]<br />[[Agent Chimendez]], [[Foxface]], [[Green Helmets]], [[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]
|-
| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''[[Blue Laser]]'''
| [[Blue Laser Commander]], [[Blue Laser Babies]], [[Blue Laser Minion]], [[New Bad Guy Girl Character]]
|-
| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Other Characters'''
| [[Gunhavette]], [[Gunk Iller]], [[Mrs. Commanderson]], [[Oliver Smidgen]], [[Reynold's Brother]], [[The Topplegangers]]
|-
| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Places'''
| [[Cheat Commandos HQ]] ([[The Screen]]), [[Arctic Playset]], [[Kitchen Commandos]], [[Reynold's Office]]<br />[[Blue Laser HQ]], [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard]], [[Blue Laser Cottage]]<br />[[The Desert]], '''Jaded Teen Pizza''', [[Price Style]], [[Reynold's Parents' House]], [[Topplegangers' Hideout]]
|-
| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Combat Accessories'''
| [[Cheat Commandos Vehicles]], [[Crackotage's Plane]], [[Gunhaver's Gun]],  [[Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket]], [[Spy Camera]]
|-
| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Episodes'''
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]], [[Cheat Commandos...O's]], [[Shopping For Danger]], [[Commandos in the Classroom]], [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]], [[Let us give TANKS!]]<br />[[An Important Rap Song]], [[The Next Epi-Snowed]], Two Part Episode ([[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1|Part 1]], [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2|Part 2]]), [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]]
|-
| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Show Elements'''
| [[Cheat Commandos Theme Song|Theme Song]], [[Buy all our playsets and toys!!]]
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| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Cast and Crew'''
| [[A. Chimendez]], [[Crack Stuntman]], [[Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend]], [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]], [[The Cheat]]
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| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Miscellaneous'''
| [[Cheat Commandos Playsets|Playsets (for figurines)]], [[Rejected Cheat Commandos]], [[Cheat Commandos Other Costumes|Other Costumes]], [[Pony Fights 2]], [[Cheat Commandos Tactics]]
|}
[[Category:Cheat Commandos Places]]
[[Category:Places of Business]]


Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026

Pizzas that no one understands.

Jaded Teen Pizza is a pizza place, managed and run by Reynold's Brother. Like the manager, it seems to be punk-style, with its motto "No one understands our pizza", and it appears to be directed towards teenagers. Although it is primarily a pizza place, it has been implied that it also serves "wings". The uniforms are made up of white hats with a stylized picture of a pizza slice on them. Reynold's Brother wears three of those for some reason, one on each spike of his mohawk. Crackotage, Silent Rip, and Gunhaver (whom Reynold's Brother refers to by his given name, Charles) worked here after they were fired from the Cheat Commandos by Flashfight. It is not known if anyone else works there, as the kitchen was the only part seen. The three eventually started a rival restaurant known as "Kitchen Commandos", which failed and went out of business after three months.

Appearances

Cheat Commandos
The Commandos Gunhaver, Crackotage, Fightgar, Firebert, Flashfight, Reinforcements, Reynold, Ripberger, Silent Rip
Agent Chimendez, Foxface, Green Helmets, Ser-g-geant Marshie
Blue Laser Blue Laser Commander, Blue Laser Babies, Blue Laser Minion, New Bad Guy Girl Character
Other Characters Gunhavette, Gunk Iller, Mrs. Commanderson, Oliver Smidgen, Reynold's Brother, The Topplegangers
Places Cheat Commandos HQ (The Screen), Arctic Playset, Kitchen Commandos, Reynold's Office
Blue Laser HQ, Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard, Blue Laser Cottage
The Desert, Jaded Teen Pizza, Price Style, Reynold's Parents' House, Topplegangers' Hideout
Combat Accessories Cheat Commandos Vehicles, Crackotage's Plane, Gunhaver's Gun, Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket, Spy Camera
Episodes Cheat Commandos, Cheat Commandos...O's, Shopping For Danger, Commandos in the Classroom, Blue Laserdisc Challenge, Let us give TANKS!
An Important Rap Song, The Next Epi-Snowed, Two Part Episode (Part 1, Part 2), Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack
Show Elements Theme Song, Buy all our playsets and toys!!
Cast and Crew A. Chimendez, Crack Stuntman, Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend, Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice, The Cheat
Miscellaneous Playsets (for figurines), Rejected Cheat Commandos, Other Costumes, Pony Fights 2, Cheat Commandos Tactics

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