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<p>Puppet Homestar receives a nice present.
</p><p><b>Cast (in order of appearance):</b> <a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Puppet_Homestar" title="Puppet Homestar">Puppet Homestar</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Santaman" title="Santaman">Santaman</a>
</p><p><b>Date:</b> Monday, July 12, 2004
</p><p><b>Running Time:</b> 0:46
</p><p><b>Page Title:</b> Decemberween Puppet Style
</p><p><b>DVD: </b><a href="/index.php?title=Everything_Else%2C_Volume_1" title="Everything Else, Volume 1">Everything Else, Volume 1</a>; <a href="/index.php?title=Everything_Else%2C_Volume_2" title="Everything Else, Volume 2">Everything Else, Volume 2</a>
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<p><i>{A green title screen with yellow words appears, which read "Homestar and the Nice Present". The scene switches to Puppet Homestar wearing a Santa hat and standing in front of a present wrapped in red paper against a snowy background.}</i>
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b>  Oh wow, a present.
</p><p><i>{He tackles the present, tearing off the wrapping paper. Close up of Homestar.}</i>
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> <i>{disappointed}</i> Oh. <i>{a little Santa Claus doll is shown}</i>  A little Santaman. <i>{cut back to the close-up}</i> Booooo!!
</p><p><i>{We see the Santa doll dancing in front of Homestar}</i>
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> <i>{sarcastically}</i> What a blast. Boy, we're having fun now.
</p><p><i>{The scene switches to Homestar making kung-fu poses and noises in front of the Santa doll. Then, the scene switches to Homestar lying down}</i>
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> Aww... GET FUN!
</p><p><i>{The scene switches to Homestar standing next to the Santa doll, as it slowly moves along}</i>
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> Hey, you wanna race? Ready... GO! <i>{runs past the doll with little competition}</i>
</p><p><i>{The scene switches back to Homestar lying down in front of the Santa doll}</i>
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> So then Marzipan says I'm projecting my problems.
</p><p><i>{Once again, the scene switches to Homestar standing next to the Santa doll, as it slowly moves along}</i>
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> Look at him go. You're really moving along there, Santaman.
</p><p><i>{The scene switches back to Homestar lying down in front of the doll}</i>
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> You know, how can a guy deal with that? <i>{The Santa doll makes a noise, then suddenly stops. Homestar sits up and looks at it.}</i> ...Santaman?
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<a id="Remarks" name="Remarks"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Remarks</span></h3>
<ul><li>Since the credibility of <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a>'s <a href="/index.php?title=flashback" title="flashback">flashback</a> is <a href="/index.php?title=History_according_to_Strong_Bad" title="History according to Strong Bad">debatable</a>, and neither <a href="/index.php?title=Tis_True%2C_Pom_Pom%2C_Tis_True" title="Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True">Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True</a> nor <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner_Goes_For_The_Gold%21" title="Homestar Runner Goes For The Gold!">Homestar Runner Goes For The Gold!</a> were completed, this is the first real instance where Homestar has been seen in a race, despite the surname "Runner" and his reputation as a <a href="/index.php?title=Terrific_Athlete" title="Terrific Athlete">terrific athlete</a>.
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<a id="Inside_References" name="Inside_References"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Inside References</span></h3>
<ul><li>Homestar pronounces "Santaman" as "Santa<a href="/index.php?title=%22Man%22_pronounced_as_%22m%27n%22" title="&quot;Man&quot; pronounced as &quot;m'n&quot;">m'n</a>", exactly like his pronunciation of this word in <a href="/index.php?title=3_Times_Halloween_Funjob" title="3 Times Halloween Funjob">3 Times Halloween Funjob</a>.
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<a id="External_Links" name="External_Links"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> External Links </span></h2>
<ul><li><a class="extiw" href="https://old.homestarrunner.com/dween_puppet1.html" title="oldhr:dween puppet1.html">watch "Homestar and the Nice Present"</a> on the old <a href="/index.php?title=Flash" title="Flash">Flash</a> site
</li><li><a class="extiw" href="https://old.homestarrunner.com/dween_puppet1.swf" title="oldhr:dween puppet1.swf">view the Flash file for "Homestar and the Nice Present"</a>
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''"Oh. A little Santaman. Booooo!!"''


Puppet Homestar receives a nice present.


'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Puppet Homestar]], [[Santaman]]
 
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'''Date:''' Monday, July 12, 2004
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'''Running Time:''' 0:46
 
'''Page Title:''' Decemberween Puppet Style
 
'''DVD:'''[[Everything Else, Volume 1]]; [[Everything Else, Volume 2]]
 
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== Transcript ==
 
''{A green title screen with yellow words appears, which read "Homestar and the Nice Present". The scene switches to Puppet Homestar wearing a Santa hat and standing in front of a present wrapped in red paper against a snowy background.}''
 
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''  Oh wow, a present.
 
''{He tackles the present, tearing off the wrapping paper. Close up of Homestar.}''
 
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{disappointed}'' Oh. ''{a little Santa Claus doll is shown}''  A little Santaman. ''{cut back to the close-up}'' Booooo!!
 
''{We see the Santa doll dancing in front of Homestar}''
 
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sarcastically}'' What a blast. Boy, we're having fun now.
 
''{The scene switches to Homestar making kung-fu poses and noises in front of the Santa doll. Then, the scene switches to Homestar lying down}''
 
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aww... GET FUN!
 
''{The scene switches to Homestar standing next to the Santa doll, as it slowly moves along}''
 
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, you wanna race? Ready... GO! ''{runs past the doll with little competition}''
 
''{The scene switches back to Homestar lying down in front of the Santa doll}''
 
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So then Marzipan says I'm projecting my problems.
 
''{Once again, the scene switches to Homestar standing next to the Santa doll, as it slowly moves along}''
 
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Look at him go. You're really moving along there, Santaman.
 
''{The scene switches back to Homestar lying down in front of the doll}''
 
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You know, how can a guy deal with that? ''{The Santa doll makes a noise, then suddenly stops. Homestar sits up and looks at it.}'' ...Santaman?
 
== Fun Facts ==
 
=== Remarks ===
 
* Since the credibility of [[Strong Bad]]'s [[flashback]] is [[History according to Strong Bad|debatable]], and neither [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] nor [[Homestar Runner Goes For The Gold!]] were completed, this is the first real instance where Homestar has been seen in a race, despite the surname "Runner" and his reputation as a [[Terrific Athlete|terrific athlete]].
 
=== Inside References ===
 
* Homestar pronounces "Santaman" as "Santa[["Man" pronounced as "m'n"|m'n]]", exactly like his pronunciation of this word in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
 
== External Links ==
 
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/dween_puppet1.html watch "Homestar and the Nice Present"] on the old [[Flash]] site
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/dween_puppet1.swf view the Flash file for "Homestar and the Nice Present"]
 
{| class="wikitable"
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! style="text-align:center;background:#ccccff;" | [[Decemberween in July]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;font-size:smaller;" | [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Decemberween Teen Girl Squad]] · [[That Time of Year]] · [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] · '''Homestar and the Nice Present''' · [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]] · [[Seasonal Sweaters]]
|}
 
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{| class="wikitable"
|-
! colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#ccf;" | [[Puppet Stuff]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Toons'''
| [[Everybody Knows It]] · [[Puppet Time]] · [[Labor Dabor]] · [[Action Cool News-oween Report]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Vs. Little Girl'''
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]] · [[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!]] · [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] · [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]] · [[Summer Short Shorts|Homestar vs. Very, Very Little Girl]] · [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[Puppet Jam]]'''
| [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]] · [[Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams|Tropical Lazor Beams]] · [[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities|Vitamins/Celebrities]] · [[Puppet Jam: Mission Control|Mission Control]] · [[Puppet Jam: President's Daughter|President's Daughter]] · [[Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues|Apple Juice Blues]] · [[Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It|Everybody Knows It]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[Biz Cas Fri]]'''
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]] · [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] · [[Biz Cas Fri 3]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]]: Puppet Squad'''
| [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad|The Curly Fried Caper]] · [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack|The Hot Jones Hijack]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[DVD]] Videos'''
| [[Secret Song (video)|Secret Song]] · [[Some Puppet Stuff]] · [[Some Extras]] · [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be (video)|It's Like It Was Meant to Be]] · [[Real-Live E-Mails]] · [[Puppets on the Road]] · [[Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[Store]] Related'''
| [[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial]] ([[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Recording Sesh|Recording Sesh]]) · [[Talk-It-Yourself Homestar Runner Puppet Plush]] · [[Kick The Cheat Voicebox Replacement Surgery]] · [[Kick The Cheat Returns!]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Other Videos'''
| '''Homestar and the Nice Present''' · [[Main Page 25]] · [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] · [[Coffee Town with Homestar + Mike]] · [[Greatest American Homestar]] · [[Quickstart Overview (video)|Quickstart Overview]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Characters'''
| [[Puppet Character Variations]] · [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] · [[The Exact Same]] · [[Szechuan Steve]] · [[Stingy Relenque]] · [[Santaman]]<br />[[Little Girl]] · [[Other Little Girl]] · [[Very, Very Little Girl]]
|}
[[Category:Puppet Homestar Filmography]]
[[Category:Everything Else, Volume 1]]
[[Category:Everything Else, Volume 2]]
[[Category:Decemberween in July]]
[[Category:Puppet Stuff]]



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"Oh. A little Santaman. Booooo!!"

Puppet Homestar receives a nice present.

Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Homestar, Santaman

Date: Monday, July 12, 2004

Running Time: 0:46

Page Title: Decemberween Puppet Style

DVD: Everything Else, Volume 1; Everything Else, Volume 2


Transcript

{A green title screen with yellow words appears, which read "Homestar and the Nice Present". The scene switches to Puppet Homestar wearing a Santa hat and standing in front of a present wrapped in red paper against a snowy background.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh wow, a present.

{He tackles the present, tearing off the wrapping paper. Close up of Homestar.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {disappointed} Oh. {a little Santa Claus doll is shown} A little Santaman. {cut back to the close-up} Booooo!!

{We see the Santa doll dancing in front of Homestar}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {sarcastically} What a blast. Boy, we're having fun now.

{The scene switches to Homestar making kung-fu poses and noises in front of the Santa doll. Then, the scene switches to Homestar lying down}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aww... GET FUN!

{The scene switches to Homestar standing next to the Santa doll, as it slowly moves along}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, you wanna race? Ready... GO! {runs past the doll with little competition}

{The scene switches back to Homestar lying down in front of the Santa doll}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: So then Marzipan says I'm projecting my problems.

{Once again, the scene switches to Homestar standing next to the Santa doll, as it slowly moves along}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Look at him go. You're really moving along there, Santaman.

{The scene switches back to Homestar lying down in front of the doll}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: You know, how can a guy deal with that? {The Santa doll makes a noise, then suddenly stops. Homestar sits up and looks at it.} ...Santaman?

Fun Facts

Remarks

Inside References

External Links