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''Pray he doesn't get egged.''
<p>A <b><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=haiku" title="wikipedia:haiku">haiku</a></b> is a popular form of poetry that consists of three lines: The first being five syllables long, the second being seven syllables long, and the third being five again.
 
</p><p>A few characters have recited one, most notably <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Sad" title="Strong Sad">Strong Sad</a>. <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a> has recited a few, despite once saying he didn't know what they were.
A '''[[haiku]]''' is a popular form of poetry that consists of three lines: The first being five syllables long, the second being seven syllables long, and the third being five again.
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<a id="Appearances" name="Appearances"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span></h2>
A few characters have recited one, most notably [[Strong Sad]]. [[Strong Bad]] has recited a few, despite once saying he didn't know what they were.
<ul><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=japanese_cartoon" title="japanese cartoon">japanese cartoon</a>
 
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== Appearances ==
<blockquote>So cool an email.<br/>
 
I thought you would enjoy it.<br/>
* Email [[japanese cartoon]]
Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...</blockquote>
 
<dl><dd><ul><li>On January 27, 2019, the <a href="/index.php?title=%40StrongBadActual" title="@StrongBadActual">@StrongBadActual</a> Twitter account <a class="extiw" href="https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/1089517246475579393" title="twitter:StrongBadActual/status/1089517246475579393">revealed</a> that this haiku was unintentional, as it was directly referencing a spam email phrase.
</li></ul>
</dd></dl>
<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Sad%27s_Lament" title="Strong Sad's Lament">Strong Sad's Lament</a> — August 5, 2004 post
</li></ul>
<blockquote>Broken slouchiness,<br/>
Smiling from outside the spine,<br/>
Sit up straight for once.</blockquote>
<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Fairstival" title="Halloween Fairstival">Halloween Fairstival</a>
</li></ul>
<blockquote>This night. Black as pitch.<br/>
Doom from inside me wells up.<br/>
Pray I don't get egged.</blockquote>
<blockquote>Rapping at the door.<br/>
Fills up <a href="/index.php?title=-%C3%A8d" title="-èd">agèd</a> pillow case.<br/>
So sick of Smarties.</blockquote>
<blockquote>A butt for a face.<br/>
Little brother: dork, dork, dork.<br/>
Stay out of my room.</blockquote>
<ul><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=virus" title="virus">virus</a>
</li></ul>
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
>So cool an email.<br />
Computer over?<br/>
>I thought you would enjoy it.<br />
Virus equals very yes?!<br/>
>Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...
That's not a good prize!<br/>
</blockquote>
</blockquote>


* [[Strong Sad's Lament]] — August 5, 2004 post


<blockquote>
>Broken slouchiness,<br />
>Smiling from outside the spine,<br />
>Sit up straight for once.
</blockquote>


* [[Halloween Fairstival]]
 
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>This night. Black as pitch.<br />
>Doom from inside me wells up.<br />
>Pray I don't get egged.
</blockquote>
 
<blockquote>
>Rapping at the door.<br />
>Fills up [[-èd|agèd]] pillow case.<br />
>So sick of Smarties.
</blockquote>
 
<blockquote>
>A butt for a face.<br />
>Little brother: dork, dork, dork.<br />
>Stay out of my room.
</blockquote>
 
* Email [[virus]]
 
<blockquote>
>Computer over?<br />
>Virus equals very yes?!<br />
>That's not a good prize!<br />
</blockquote>
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Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026

Pray he doesn't get egged.

A haiku is a popular form of poetry that consists of three lines: The first being five syllables long, the second being seven syllables long, and the third being five again.

A few characters have recited one, most notably Strong Sad. Strong Bad has recited a few, despite once saying he didn't know what they were.

Appearances

So cool an email.
I thought you would enjoy it.
Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...

  • On January 27, 2019, the @StrongBadActual Twitter account revealed that this haiku was unintentional, as it was directly referencing a spam email phrase.

Broken slouchiness,
Smiling from outside the spine,
Sit up straight for once.

This night. Black as pitch.
Doom from inside me wells up.
Pray I don't get egged.

Rapping at the door.
Fills up agèd pillow case.
So sick of Smarties.

A butt for a face.
Little brother: dork, dork, dork.
Stay out of my room.

Computer over?
Virus equals very yes?!
That's not a good prize!

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