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<p>The <b><a href="/index.php?title=Homestarmy" title="Homestarmy">Homestarmy</a></b> is a fighting force led by Colonel ("col-o-nel") <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner" title="Homestar Runner">Homestar Runner</a>, who claims that membership is limited to the few who are sick and tired of playing second-fiddle to a <a href="/index.php?title=Wrestleman" title="Wrestleman">two bit wrestle man</a> and his <a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheat" title="The Cheat">yellow dog</a>, and those who are ready to give their five bucks to the Homestarmy if it comes to that. But in reality, the Homestarmy is a rag-tag group of <a href="/index.php?title=Free_Country%2C_USA" title="Free Country, USA">Free Country, USA</a>'s more disenfranchised citizens, united by Homestar's friendly influence, and their shared dislike of <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a>. In their first and greatest known campaign, they tried to invade <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Badia" title="Strong Badia">Strong Badia</a>, resulting in the fiasco known as <a href="/index.php?title=The_Battle_of_Strong_Badia" title="The Battle of Strong Badia">The Battle of Strong Badia</a>. The only casualty was <a href="/index.php?title=Frank_Bennedetto" title="Frank Bennedetto">Third-Style Private Bennedetto</a>, a popcorn air-popper, wounded by a kick from Strong Bad. With Frank Bennedetto fully healed, the Homestarmy <a href="/index.php?title=Labor_Dabor" title="Labor Dabor">returned to their duties</a>, ensuring that no one worked on <a href="/index.php?title=Holidays" title="Holidays">Labor Day</a>. <b><a href="/index.php?title=Homestarmy" title="Homestarmy">(More...)</a></b>
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The '''[[Homestarmy]]''' is a fighting force led by Colonel ("col-o-nel") [[Homestar Runner]], who claims that membership is limited to the few who are sick and tired of playing second-fiddle to a [[Wrestleman|two bit wrestle man]] and his [[The Cheat|yellow dog]], and those who are ready to give their five bucks to the Homestarmy if it comes to that. But in reality, the Homestarmy is a rag-tag group of [[Free Country, USA]]'s more disenfranchised citizens, united by Homestar's friendly influence, and their shared dislike of [[Strong Bad]]. In their first and greatest known campaign, they tried to invade [[Strong Badia]], resulting in the fiasco known as [[The Battle of Strong Badia]]. The only casualty was [[Frank Bennedetto|Third-Style Private Bennedetto]], a popcorn air-popper, wounded by a kick from Strong Bad. With Frank Bennedetto fully healed, the Homestarmy [[Labor Dabor|returned to their duties]], ensuring that no one worked on [[Holidays|Labor Day]]. '''[[Homestarmy|(More...)]]'''
 
 
 
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"Prepare to feel the fluoride sting..."

The Homestarmy is a fighting force led by Colonel ("col-o-nel") Homestar Runner, who claims that membership is limited to the few who are sick and tired of playing second-fiddle to a two bit wrestle man and his yellow dog, and those who are ready to give their five bucks to the Homestarmy if it comes to that. But in reality, the Homestarmy is a rag-tag group of Free Country, USA's more disenfranchised citizens, united by Homestar's friendly influence, and their shared dislike of Strong Bad. In their first and greatest known campaign, they tried to invade Strong Badia, resulting in the fiasco known as The Battle of Strong Badia. The only casualty was Third-Style Private Bennedetto, a popcorn air-popper, wounded by a kick from Strong Bad. With Frank Bennedetto fully healed, the Homestarmy returned to their duties, ensuring that no one worked on Labor Day. (More...)