Fully Human Characters

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Most of the characters of the Homestar Runner universe are very different in physical characteristics from humans. However, there have been a few characters that more resemble humans. Notably, none of these characters have been fully visible in the main animation style.

Human characters

• Marzi-Mei — The original design for the 20X6 version of Marzipan.
• Arrow'd Guy — The tormentor of the Teen Girl Squad.
• Balding Man — A stereotype of the average middle-aged man.
• Crack Stuntman — The voice of Gunhaver of the Cheat Commandos.
• Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend — The voice of the New Bad Guy Girl Character on Cheat Commandos.
• A. Chimendez — Writer of Cheat Commandos and other TV shows.
• Limozeen — A stereotypical hair metal band, animated in best thing.
• Teeg Dougland — The manager of Limozeen.
• Advantage — An all-girl metal band, animated in The Limozeen Advantage.
• sloshy — A stereotypical alternative rock band, animated in Limozeen vs. sloshy.
• Stave It Off Guy — A guitarist resembling a typical singer-songwriter, appearing in for kids and Crystal Fortress.
• Email space program — The filmstrip includes pictures of some very human looking "hot '60s-looking girls". It also includes pictures of T'daveral and his co-worker, who appear human.
  • T'daveral would appear again in Career Day.
• Email your funeral — There is a fat hairy man in a Duckie Shirt at Strong Bad's funeral.

Claims to being human

• Ballad of The Sneak — The Sneak is shown as a human.
• Email origins — Homsar refers to himself as the "human wedgie".
• Email record book — Despite his appearance, Strong Bad is referred to as a human.
• Email retirement — Marzipan's stage name is "the Human Woo-man Rotini".
• Jibblies 2 — Strong Bad describes Homestar as "the Human Grate On My Nerves".
• Baddest of the Bands — Strong Bad asks Marzipan to make an autograph out to "Strong Bad, the Human Kick-in-the-Crotch". Marzipan refuses, making it out to "the Human Drippy Drawers" instead.
• Doomy Tales of the Macabre — Strong Bad is cursed with a pair of human hands.
• Flash is Dead! — Bubs believes that Coach Z is responsible for carrying on the human race.
• Meeple Grove — Meeple Strong Sad defines a meeple as being "a wooden approximation of a human character".
• Email parenting — Coach Z compares a bag of pudding to a "real human baby".
• Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom — Two of Renaldo's nicknames are "The Human Leftovers Smell" and "The Human That One Hard Burnt French Fry At The Bottom".

Mentions of being human

• Six-Sadded, Die — Strong Sad refers to Mike Chapman as "Human Mike".

Characters played by live action humans

• Man on the cover of This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base
• Shareholders
• Limozeen
• Litigation Jackson
• Taranchula
• Little Girl
• Other Little Girl
• Dolph Hauldhagen
• Very, Very Little Girl
• Sir Loodabert Comma
• Various Peasant's Quest characters (in the "movie")
• Scarfgirl Cover Model
• Videlectrix Guys
• The Deke
• Cyber.Coma.Static Poster Actor
• Thy Dungeonman
• Fat, Fat Friar
• Vegetable Cart Man
• Disgruntled Cleaning Guy
• Hag
• Alex Hirsch

Characters modeled after real humans

• Don Knotts
• Moses Malone
• Henry Rollins, Abraham Lincoln, and George Washington

See Also

• Contributors