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Ethical Chick'n Beaks is a product that was being sold at Bubs' Concession Stand in the chair. When Strong Bad attempts to replace Stooly, this product is one of the things that Bubs repeatedly attempts to sell. However, Strong Bad rejected the beaks, claiming that he wanted something "less anthrax-y". There are apparently 2500 chicken beaks in the box, and they are pre-owned, according to Bubs.

The Ethical Chick'n Beaks is most likely a reference to the questionably unethical practice of debeaking employed by many chicken mega-farms.

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+<p><b>Ethical Chick'n Beaks</b> is a product that was being sold at <a href="/index.php?title=Bubs%27_Concession_Stand" title="Bubs' Concession Stand">Bubs' Concession Stand</a> in <a href="/index.php?title=the_chair" title="the chair">the chair</a>. When <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a> attempts to replace <a href="/index.php?title=Stooly" title="Stooly">Stooly</a>, this product is one of the things that <a href="/index.php?title=Bubs" title="Bubs">Bubs</a> repeatedly attempts to sell. However, Strong Bad rejected the beaks, claiming that he wanted something "less <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Anthrax" title="wikipedia:Anthrax">anthrax</a>-y". There are apparently 2500 chicken beaks in the box, and they are pre-owned, according to Bubs.
+</p><p>The Ethical Chick'n Beaks is most likely a reference to the questionably unethical practice of <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Debeaking" title="wikipedia:Debeaking">debeaking</a> employed by many chicken mega-farms.
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-'''Ethical Chick'n Beaks''' is a product that was being sold at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] in [[the chair]]. When [[Strong Bad]] attempts to replace [[Stooly]], this product is one of the things that [[Bubs]] repeatedly attempts to sell. However, Strong Bad rejected the beaks, claiming that he wanted something "less [[Anthrax|anthrax]]-y". There are apparently 2500 chicken beaks in the box, and they are pre-owned, according to Bubs.
-The Ethical Chick'n Beaks is most likely a reference to the questionably unethical practice of [[Debeaking|debeaking]] employed by many chicken mega-farms.
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