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<b>Album:</b> <strong class="selflink">None</strong><br/>
<b>Track:</b> (starts at 3:45)<br/>
<b>Time:</b> 2:07<br/>
<b>Artist(s):</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=They_Might_Be_Giants" title="They Might Be Giants">They Might Be Giants</a><br/><b>Style:</b> ?<br/>
<b>Origin:</b> Originally from They Might Be Giants <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=index.php/Podcast_37A" title="tmbw:Podcast 37A">Podcast37A</a>
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<a id="Lyrics" name="Lyrics"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Lyrics</span></h2>
<p><b>DAVEY:</b> Mmm. French fries.<br/>
<b>OTHER GUY:</b> Mmm. Yeah, they're good. Gee, Davey, Strong Bad always seems so hostile. I bet he doesn't even know how much everybody loves him.<br/>
<b>DAVEY:</b> Nope, nope. I don't think so either.<br/>
<b>OTHER GUY:</b> Nope.<br/>
<b>DAVEY:</b> I've written a song I think'll make Strong Bad understand.<br/>
<b>OTHER GUY:</b> Oh?<br/>
<b>DAVEY:</b> I'm gonna sing it.<br/>
</p><p><b>DAVEY:</b> Uhh Huh<br/>
<b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>{spoken}</i> I already don't like the sound of this one. Ohh, vomit-inducing! My favorite!<br/>
<b>DAVEY:</b> <i>{singing throughout}</i> Come down from your crystal fortress, oh Strong Bad,<br/>
<b>STRONG BAD:</b> What?<br/>
<b>DAVEY:</b> A unicorn awaits at a rainbow bridge,<br/>
<b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>Unicorns?!</i> Wh-who are you?<br/>
<b>DAVEY:</b> Her head is bowed and a tiny tear traces these words in the dew.<br/>
<b>STRONG BAD:</b> All right, you whiny weasels.<br/>
</p><p><b>DAVEY:</b> Please come down from your crystal fortress<br/>
<b>OTHER GUY:</b> <i>{singing back up vocals throughout}</i> Strong Bad<br/>
<b>DAVEY:</b> Please come down from your crystal fortress,<br/>
<b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>{singing}</i> Shut up.<br/>
<b>OTHER GUY:</b> <i>{simultaneously}</i> Strong Bad<br/>
<b>DAVEY:</b> Please come down from your crystal fortress.<br/>
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>{screamed}</i> Throw me a squeedley guitar!<br/>
<b>STRONG BAD:</b> Let me tell ya,<br/>
<b>STRONG BAD:</b> You get French fries, and you get French fries, but <i>you</i> don't get French fries,<br/>
<b>STRONG BAD:</b> That's right! You get French fries, and you get French fries, but <i>you</i> don't get no French fries,<br/>
<b>OTHER SINGER:</b> <i>{simultaneously, heavy metal style screaming}</i> You don't get french friiies. You get french friiiiies! They Might be Giiiants, gets no french friiies! Yeeah-ah yeah-ah yeah ah!<br/>
<b>STRONG BAD:</b> You get the French fries, and you get the French fries, but <i><b>you</b></i> don't get French fries!<br/>
<b>STRONG BAD:</b> Ohh!<br/>
<b>STRONG BAD:</b> Ahh!<br/>
</p><p><b>DAVEY:</b> Unchain your trembling hopes and dreams, oh Strong Bad,<br/>
<b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>Awwwwwwww!</i> I thought you were done.<br/>
<b>DAVEY:</b> The love you deny is the key that will melt the lock,<br/>
<b>STRONG BAD:</b> I'll melt your face!<br/>
<b>DAVEY:</b> Our golden shining spirits,<br/>
<b>STRONG BAD:</b> Eww! <br/>
<b>DAVEY:</b> will all join hands and sing.<br/>
</p><p><b>DAVEY:</b> Please come down from your crystal fortress<br/>
<b>OTHER GUY:</b> Strong Bad<br/>
<b>STRONG BAD:</b> No.<br/>
<b>DAVEY:</b> Please come down from your crystal fortress<br/>
<b>OTHER GUY:</b> Strong Bad<br/>
<b>STRONG BAD:</b> I'm not coming down from no place.<br/>
<b>DAVEY:</b> Please come down from your crystal fortress.<br/>
<b>OTHER GUY:</b> Strong Bad.<br/>
<b>DAVEY:</b> Strong Bad.<br/>
<b>STRONG BAD:</b> Shut up... you stupid hippie.<br/>
</p><p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>{spoken}</i> I'm-a gonna throw a brick at your cellist.
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<a id="External_Links" name="External_Links"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span></h2>
<ul><li><a class="external text" href="http://www.tmbg.com/_media/_pod/TMBGPodcast37A.mp3" rel="nofollow" title="http://www.tmbg.com/_media/_pod/TMBGPodcast37A.mp3">Download podcast MP3</a>
</li><li><a class="external text" href="/index.php?title=Crystal_Fortress" rel="nofollow" title="http://tmbw.net/wiki/Crystal_Fortress">See the This Might Be a Wiki article for "Crystal Fortress"</a>
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'''Album:''' '''None'''<br />
'''Track:''' (starts at 3:45)<br />
'''Time:''' 2:07<br />
'''Artist(s):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[They Might Be Giants]]<br />'''Style:''' ?<br />
'''Origin:''' Originally from They Might Be Giants [[index.php/Podcast 37A|Podcast37A]]


== Lyrics ==


'''DAVEY:''' Mmm. French fries.<br />
'''OTHER GUY:''' Mmm. Yeah, they're good. Gee, Davey, Strong Bad always seems so hostile. I bet he doesn't even know how much everybody loves him.<br />
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'''DAVEY:''' Nope, nope. I don't think so either.<br />
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'''OTHER GUY:''' Nope.<br />
'''DAVEY:''' I've written a song I think'll make Strong Bad understand.<br />
'''OTHER GUY:''' Oh?<br />
'''DAVEY:''' I'm gonna sing it.<br />
 
'''DAVEY:''' Uhh Huh<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{spoken}'' I already don't like the sound of this one. Ohh, vomit-inducing! My favorite!<br />
'''DAVEY:''' ''{singing throughout}'' Come down from your crystal fortress, oh Strong Bad,<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' What?<br />
'''DAVEY:''' A unicorn awaits at a rainbow bridge,<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Unicorns?!'' Wh-who are you?<br />
'''DAVEY:''' Her head is bowed and a tiny tear traces these words in the dew.<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, you whiny weasels.<br />
 
'''DAVEY:''' Please come down from your crystal fortress<br />
'''OTHER GUY:''' ''{singing back up vocals throughout}'' Strong Bad<br />
'''DAVEY:''' Please come down from your crystal fortress,<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Shut up.<br />
'''OTHER GUY:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Strong Bad<br />
'''DAVEY:''' Please come down from your crystal fortress.<br />
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{screamed}'' Throw me a squeedley guitar!<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Let me tell ya,<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' You get French fries, and you get French fries, but ''you'' don't get French fries,<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right! You get French fries, and you get French fries, but ''you'' don't get no French fries,<br />
'''OTHER SINGER:''' ''{simultaneously, heavy metal style screaming}'' You don't get french friiies. You get french friiiiies! They Might be Giiiants, gets no french friiies! Yeeah-ah yeah-ah yeah ah!<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' You get the French fries, and you get the French fries, but '''''you''''' don't get French fries!<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh!<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh!<br />
 
'''DAVEY:''' Unchain your trembling hopes and dreams, oh Strong Bad,<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Awwwwwwww!'' I thought you were done.<br />
'''DAVEY:''' The love you deny is the key that will melt the lock,<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll melt your face!<br />
'''DAVEY:''' Our golden shining spirits,<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Eww! <br />
'''DAVEY:''' will all join hands and sing.<br />
 
'''DAVEY:''' Please come down from your crystal fortress<br />
'''OTHER GUY:''' Strong Bad<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' No.<br />
'''DAVEY:''' Please come down from your crystal fortress<br />
'''OTHER GUY:''' Strong Bad<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not coming down from no place.<br />
'''DAVEY:''' Please come down from your crystal fortress.<br />
'''OTHER GUY:''' Strong Bad.<br />
'''DAVEY:''' Strong Bad.<br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up... you stupid hippie.<br />
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{spoken}'' I'm-a gonna throw a brick at your cellist.
 
== External Links ==
 
* [http://www.tmbg.com/_media/_pod/TMBGPodcast37A.mp3 Download podcast MP3]
* [[Crystal Fortress|See the This Might Be a Wiki article for "Crystal Fortress"]]
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Revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026

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Album: None
Track: (starts at 3:45)
Time: 2:07
Artist(s): Strong Bad, They Might Be Giants
Style: ?
Origin: Originally from They Might Be Giants Podcast37A

Lyrics

DAVEY: Mmm. French fries.
OTHER GUY: Mmm. Yeah, they're good. Gee, Davey, Strong Bad always seems so hostile. I bet he doesn't even know how much everybody loves him.
DAVEY: Nope, nope. I don't think so either.
OTHER GUY: Nope.
DAVEY: I've written a song I think'll make Strong Bad understand.
OTHER GUY: Oh?
DAVEY: I'm gonna sing it.

DAVEY: Uhh Huh
STRONG BAD: {spoken} I already don't like the sound of this one. Ohh, vomit-inducing! My favorite!
DAVEY: {singing throughout} Come down from your crystal fortress, oh Strong Bad,
STRONG BAD: What?
DAVEY: A unicorn awaits at a rainbow bridge,
STRONG BAD: Unicorns?! Wh-who are you?
DAVEY: Her head is bowed and a tiny tear traces these words in the dew.
STRONG BAD: All right, you whiny weasels.

DAVEY: Please come down from your crystal fortress
OTHER GUY: {singing back up vocals throughout} Strong Bad
DAVEY: Please come down from your crystal fortress,
STRONG BAD: {singing} Shut up.
OTHER GUY: {simultaneously} Strong Bad
DAVEY: Please come down from your crystal fortress.

STRONG BAD: {screamed} Throw me a squeedley guitar!
STRONG BAD: Let me tell ya,
STRONG BAD: You get French fries, and you get French fries, but you don't get French fries,
STRONG BAD: That's right! You get French fries, and you get French fries, but you don't get no French fries,
OTHER SINGER: {simultaneously, heavy metal style screaming} You don't get french friiies. You get french friiiiies! They Might be Giiiants, gets no french friiies! Yeeah-ah yeah-ah yeah ah!
STRONG BAD: You get the French fries, and you get the French fries, but you don't get French fries!
STRONG BAD: Ohh!
STRONG BAD: Ahh!

DAVEY: Unchain your trembling hopes and dreams, oh Strong Bad,
STRONG BAD: Awwwwwwww! I thought you were done.
DAVEY: The love you deny is the key that will melt the lock,
STRONG BAD: I'll melt your face!
DAVEY: Our golden shining spirits,
STRONG BAD: Eww!
DAVEY: will all join hands and sing.

DAVEY: Please come down from your crystal fortress
OTHER GUY: Strong Bad
STRONG BAD: No.
DAVEY: Please come down from your crystal fortress
OTHER GUY: Strong Bad
STRONG BAD: I'm not coming down from no place.
DAVEY: Please come down from your crystal fortress.
OTHER GUY: Strong Bad.
DAVEY: Strong Bad.
STRONG BAD: Shut up... you stupid hippie.

STRONG BAD: {spoken} I'm-a gonna throw a brick at your cellist.

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