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<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:dictionary.png" title="&quot;Or, Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian talkwords for saying from your mouth, for short.&quot;"><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="146" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/6/6c/dictionary.png/180px-dictionary.png" width="180"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:dictionary.png" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>"Or, <i>Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian talkwords for saying from your mouth</i>, for short."</div></div></div>
<p><b>Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian Jerktionary Fo' My Own Words!</b>, alternatively titled <b>Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian talkwords for saying from your mouth</b> (for short, although it's actually longer), is a dictionary hypothetically created by <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a> in <a href="/index.php?title=dictionary" title="dictionary">dictionary</a>. The book is dribbled with butterscotch sauce, so as to stick the pages together and make for "way less words". A suffix section is included, featuring many natural disaster suffixes, and there is a section on "gutteral utterances" or "gutterances" which are used to express complete disinterest in specific people. Additionally, some entries, such as "<a href="/index.php?title=Paunch" title="Paunch">paunch</a>", have scratch-and-sniff stickers to further describe the word's definition. In order to keep the power of the Strong Badian language from falling into the hands of "<a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner" title="Homestar Runner">lesser minds</a>", the dictionary is <a href="/index.php?title=Booby_Traps" title="Booby Traps">booby-trapped</a> with an endless "see also" loop.
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''"Or, Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian talkwords for saying from your mouth , for short."''
<a id="Known_Entries" name="Known_Entries"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Known Entries</span></h2>
<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:dictionary_paunch_sticker.png" title="&quot;How are ya gonna define a word like paunch, without smelling Strong Sad's considerable paunch!&quot;"><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="178" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/1/1c/dictionary_paunch_sticker.png/180px-dictionary_paunch_sticker.png" width="180"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:dictionary_paunch_sticker.png" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>"How are ya gonna define a word like paunch, without smelling Strong Sad's considerable paunch!"</div></div></div>
<ul><li> <b><a href="/index.php?title=Ab-Abber_2000" title="Ab-Abber 2000">ab-abber</a></b> <i>{definition unknown}</i>
</li><li> <b>boodroscotch <i>n.</i></b> — a sweet, boodro-based sauce that doubles as a kudrow-based adhesive.
</li><li> <b>crapvalanche</b> <i>{definition unknown}</i>
</li><li> <b>dribble-drabble <i>v.</i></b> — the act of making frozen cheescake appear delicious by scribbling raspberry sauce over it.
</li><li> <b>gutterances <i>n.</i></b> — low growly noises made to express utter disdain at another person's very existence.
</li><li> <b>hwimswelf <i>n.</i></b> — <a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheat" title="The Cheat">The Cheat</a>'s carpet &amp; couch and satin sheets <a href="/index.php?title=Peeing" title="Peeing">ruining</a> <a href="/index.php?title=Own_Dang_X" title="Own Dang X">owndangself</a>.
</li><li> <b><a href="/index.php?title=Paunch" title="Paunch">paunch</a> <i>(paw•nch) n.</i></b> — umm...er...
</li><li> <b>pukernado <i>(pyook•er•nay•doh) n.</i></b> — a cyclonic <a href="/index.php?title=Puking" title="Puking">upchucking</a>
</li><li> <b>pukevalanche <i>(pyook•vuh•lanch) n.</i></b> — a lot, lot, lot of the puke
</li><li> <b>sawesome <i>adj.</i></b> — not unlike having the qualities of an awesome sauce.
</li><li> <b>zawesome <i>adj.</i></b> — see <a href="/index.php?title=Crap" title="Crap">crap</a>-<a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=For_Brains" title="For Brains">for-brains</a>.
</li></ul>
<a id="Known_Suffixes" name="Known_Suffixes"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Known Suffixes</span></h2>
<ul><li><b>-valanche</b>
</li><li><b>-quake</b>
</li><li><b>-rnado</b>
</li><li><b>-onsoon</b>
</li><li><b>-forest fire</b> (although this could just be another of Homestar's misunderstandings)
</li></ul>
<a id="Known_Gutterances" name="Known_Gutterances"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Known Gutterances</span></h2>
<ul><li><b>pffgh!</b> (for <a href="/index.php?title=Coach_Z" title="Coach Z">Coach Z</a>)
</li><li><b>aungh!</b> (for <a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan" title="Marzipan">Marzipan</a>)
</li><li><b>graaaauuuughnck!</b> (for <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Sad" title="Strong Sad">Strong Sad</a>)
</li></ul>
<a id="The_See_Also_Loop" name="The_See_Also_Loop"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">The See Also Loop</span></h2>
<ul><li><b>crap for brains <i>n.</i></b> — see also carp for brains.
</li><li><b>carp for brains <i>n.</i></b> — see also brain for brains.
</li><li><b>brain for brains <i>n.</i></b> — see also crap for brains.
</li></ul>
<a id="See_Also" name="See_Also"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">See Also</span></h2>
<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=Count_Longardeaux%27s_Book" title="Count Longardeaux's Book">Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records</a>
</li></ul>


'''Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian Jerktionary Fo' My Own Words!''', alternatively titled '''Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian talkwords for saying from your mouth''' (for short, although it's actually longer), is a dictionary hypothetically created by [[Strong Bad]] in [[dictionary]]. The book is dribbled with butterscotch sauce, so as to stick the pages together and make for "way less words". A suffix section is included, featuring many natural disaster suffixes, and there is a section on "gutteral utterances" or "gutterances" which are used to express complete disinterest in specific people. Additionally, some entries, such as "[[Paunch|paunch]]", have scratch-and-sniff stickers to further describe the word's definition. In order to keep the power of the Strong Badian language from falling into the hands of "[[Homestar Runner|lesser minds]]", the dictionary is [[Booby Traps|booby-trapped]] with an endless "see also" loop.


== Known Entries ==


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''"How are ya gonna define a word like paunch, without smelling Strong Sad's considerable paunch!"''
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* '''[[Ab-Abber 2000|ab-abber]]''' ''{definition unknown}''
* '''boodroscotch ''n.''''' — a sweet, boodro-based sauce that doubles as a kudrow-based adhesive.
* '''crapvalanche''' ''{definition unknown}''
* '''dribble-drabble ''v.''''' — the act of making frozen cheescake appear delicious by scribbling raspberry sauce over it.
* '''gutterances ''n.''''' — low growly noises made to express utter disdain at another person's very existence.
* '''hwimswelf ''n.''''' — [[The Cheat]]'s carpet & couch and satin sheets [[Peeing|ruining]] [[Own Dang X|owndangself]].
* '''[[Paunch|paunch]] ''(paw•nch) n.''''' — umm...er...
* '''pukernado ''(pyook•er•nay•doh) n.''''' — a cyclonic [[Puking|upchucking]]
* '''pukevalanche ''(pyook•vuh•lanch) n.''''' — a lot, lot, lot of the puke
* '''sawesome ''adj.''''' — not unlike having the qualities of an awesome sauce.
* '''zawesome ''adj.''''' — see [[Crap|crap]]-[[For Brains|for-brains]].
 
== Known Suffixes ==
 
* '''-valanche'''
* '''-quake'''
* '''-rnado'''
* '''-onsoon'''
* '''-forest fire''' (although this could just be another of Homestar's misunderstandings)
 
== Known Gutterances ==
 
* '''pffgh!''' (for [[Coach Z]])
* '''aungh!''' (for [[Marzipan]])
* '''graaaauuuughnck!''' (for [[Strong Sad]])
 
== The See Also Loop ==
 
* '''crap for brains ''n.''''' — see also carp for brains.
* '''carp for brains ''n.''''' — see also brain for brains.
* '''brain for brains ''n.''''' — see also crap for brains.
 
== See Also ==
 
* [[Count Longardeaux's Book|Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records]]
[[Category:Books]]


Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026

"Or, Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian talkwords for saying from your mouth, for short."

Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian Jerktionary Fo' My Own Words!, alternatively titled Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian talkwords for saying from your mouth (for short, although it's actually longer), is a dictionary hypothetically created by Strong Bad in dictionary. The book is dribbled with butterscotch sauce, so as to stick the pages together and make for "way less words". A suffix section is included, featuring many natural disaster suffixes, and there is a section on "gutteral utterances" or "gutterances" which are used to express complete disinterest in specific people. Additionally, some entries, such as "paunch", have scratch-and-sniff stickers to further describe the word's definition. In order to keep the power of the Strong Badian language from falling into the hands of "lesser minds", the dictionary is booby-trapped with an endless "see also" loop.

Known Entries

"How are ya gonna define a word like paunch, without smelling Strong Sad's considerable paunch!"
  • ab-abber {definition unknown}
  • boodroscotch n. — a sweet, boodro-based sauce that doubles as a kudrow-based adhesive.
  • crapvalanche {definition unknown}
  • dribble-drabble v. — the act of making frozen cheescake appear delicious by scribbling raspberry sauce over it.
  • gutterances n. — low growly noises made to express utter disdain at another person's very existence.
  • hwimswelf n. — The Cheat's carpet & couch and satin sheets ruining owndangself.
  • paunch (paw•nch) n. — umm...er...
  • pukernado (pyook•er•nay•doh) n. — a cyclonic upchucking
  • pukevalanche (pyook•vuh•lanch) n. — a lot, lot, lot of the puke
  • sawesome adj. — not unlike having the qualities of an awesome sauce.
  • zawesome adj. — see crap-for-brains.

Known Suffixes

  • -valanche
  • -quake
  • -rnado
  • -onsoon
  • -forest fire (although this could just be another of Homestar's misunderstandings)

Known Gutterances

The See Also Loop

  • crap for brains n. — see also carp for brains.
  • carp for brains n. — see also brain for brains.
  • brain for brains n. — see also crap for brains.

See Also

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