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<p>The <b><a href="/index.php?title=Cat_Mess" title="Cat Mess">Cat Mess</a> Inbredtational Pet Show</b> is a pet <a href="/index.php?title=Contests" title="Contests">contest</a> hosted by <a href="/index.php?title=The_Announcer" title="The Announcer">The Announcer</a> in the Strong Bad Email <a href="/index.php?title=pet_show" title="pet show">pet show</a>. The contest consisted of perhaps several contestants (only four were seen) and their owners. | |||
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<a id="Contestants" name="Contestants"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Contestants</span></h2> | |||
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<td><center><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:POMpetshow.png" title="POMpetshow.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="127" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/5/59/POMpetshow.png/175px-POMpetshow.png" width="175"/></a></center> | |||
</td><td><a href="/index.php?title=Pom_Pom" title="Pom Pom">Pom Pom</a> and <a href="/index.php?title=Trivia_Time" title="Trivia Time">Trivia Time</a> | |||
</td><td>Pom Pom enters Trivia Time into the contest, despite the fact that it is only a cookie jar shaped like a dog and not an actual pet. Was sabotaged by The Cheat. | |||
</td><td>3.5; Good GPA, terrible pet show score. | |||
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<td><center><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:KOTpetshow.png" title="KOTpetshow.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="126" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/d/d6/KOTpetshow.png/175px-KOTpetshow.png" width="175"/></a></center> | |||
</td><td><a href="/index.php?title=The_King_of_Town" title="The King of Town">The King of Town</a> and an "As Seen On TV Low-Fat Cooking Device" | |||
</td><td>Also not a real pet, the King of Town's cooking device closely resembles the <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=George_Foreman_Grill" title="wikipedia:George Foreman Grill">George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine</a>. The power cord has been <a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheat_Gnawing" title="The Cheat Gnawing">gnawed by The Cheat</a>. | |||
</td><td>NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! | |||
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</td><td><a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan" title="Marzipan">Marzipan</a> and <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner" title="Homestar Runner">Homestar Runner</a> (Homestar as Fluffle's Buffles Scruffle's Truffles Homestar Runner) | |||
</td><td>This is just Homestar Runner on a leash held by Marzipan. The winner of the contest. | |||
</td><td>8.5 | |||
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<td><center><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:SBpetshow.png" title="SBpetshow.png"><img alt="" border="0" height="130" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/4/42/SBpetshow.png/175px-SBpetshow.png" width="175"/></a></center> | |||
</td><td><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a> and <a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheat" title="The Cheat">The Cheat</a> (The Cheat as Saberlord's Scritchascratch Cakemonger The Cheat) | |||
</td><td>Strong Bad and <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Mad" title="Strong Mad">Strong Mad</a> rub glazed <a href="/index.php?title=Doughnuts" title="Doughnuts">doughnuts</a> on him and ask him Beauty Pageant questions while <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Sad" title="Strong Sad">Strong Sad</a> styles his hair to get him ready for the pet show. He has much bigger eyes than usual and a blue collar. He is also the only real pet in the pet show. | |||
</td><td>DISQUALIFIED!! for flagrant use of "Relish Foot". | |||
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Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026
The Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show is a pet contest hosted by The Announcer in the Strong Bad Email pet show. The contest consisted of perhaps several contestants (only four were seen) and their owners.
Contestants
| Contestant Picture | Contestant | Description | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Pom Pom and Trivia Time | Pom Pom enters Trivia Time into the contest, despite the fact that it is only a cookie jar shaped like a dog and not an actual pet. Was sabotaged by The Cheat. | 3.5; Good GPA, terrible pet show score. |
 | The King of Town and an "As Seen On TV Low-Fat Cooking Device" | Also not a real pet, the King of Town's cooking device closely resembles the George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine. The power cord has been gnawed by The Cheat. | NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! |
 | Marzipan and Homestar Runner (Homestar as Fluffle's Buffles Scruffle's Truffles Homestar Runner) | This is just Homestar Runner on a leash held by Marzipan. The winner of the contest. | 8.5 |
 | Strong Bad and The Cheat (The Cheat as Saberlord's Scritchascratch Cakemonger The Cheat) | Strong Bad and Strong Mad rub glazed doughnuts on him and ask him Beauty Pageant questions while Strong Sad styles his hair to get him ready for the pet show. He has much bigger eyes than usual and a blue collar. He is also the only real pet in the pet show. | DISQUALIFIED!! for flagrant use of "Relish Foot". |
