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<p><b>"Buy all our playsets and toys!!"</b> is the famous <a href="/index.php?title=Mottos_and_Slogans" title="Mottos and Slogans">slogan</a> and marketing ploy of the <i><a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos" title="Cheat Commandos">Cheat Commandos Adventures</a></i> <a href="/index.php?title=TV_Shows" title="TV Shows">TV show</a> and product line. The slogan comes from the last line of <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_Theme_Song" title="Cheat Commandos Theme Song">the theme song</a>, emphasizing the <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=toyetic" title="wikipedia:toyetic">toyetic</a> nature of the series. In addition to playing at the end of nearly every toon, variations of the slogan appear as a <a href="/index.php?title=Running_Gags" title="Running Gags">running gag</a> in Cheat Commandos-related places.
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<a id="Appearances" name="Appearances"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span></h2>
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<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_%28toon%29" title="Cheat Commandos (toon)">Cheat Commandos (toon)</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos...O%27s" title="Cheat Commandos...O's">Cheat Commandos...O's</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Shopping_For_Danger" title="Shopping For Danger">Shopping For Danger</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Commandos_in_the_Classroom" title="Commandos in the Classroom">Commandos in the Classroom</a> (hinted at by <a href="/index.php?title=Gunhaver" title="Gunhaver">Gunhaver</a>)
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Let_us_give_TANKS%21" title="Let us give TANKS!">Let us give TANKS!</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laserdisc_Challenge" title="Blue Laserdisc Challenge">Blue Laserdisc Challenge</a>
</li></ul>
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<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=An_Important_Rap_Song" title="An Important Rap Song">An Important Rap Song</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos:_Two_Part_Episode:_Part_1" title="Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1">Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1</a> (interrupted)
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos:_Two_Part_Episode:_Part_2" title="Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2">Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2</a> (finishes the interruption)
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_Puppet_Squad:_The_Hot_Jones_Hijack" title="Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack">Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner_Original_Soundtrack_Volume_1" title="Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1">Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1</a>
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<p>The Shopify <a href="/index.php?title=Store" title="Store">Store</a> used the category "Playsets &amp; Toys!" for figurines (and later <a href="/index.php?title=Trogdor%21%21_The_Board_Game" title="Trogdor!! The Board Game">Trogdor!! The Board Game</a>), before simplifying the category name to "Toys" in 2019.
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<a id="Variations" name="Variations"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Variations</span></h3>
<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=Commandos_in_the_Classroom" title="Commandos in the Classroom">Commandos in the Classroom</a> — "Buy all our Teaching Aids and Filmstrips!" (<a href="/index.php?title=Page_Titles" title="Page Titles">page title</a>)
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_Playsets" title="Cheat Commandos Playsets">Cheat Commandos Playsets</a> —
<ul><li>"<a href="/index.php?title=Miscellaneous_Downloads" title="Miscellaneous Downloads">Download</a>, print out, cut-out, fold, and glue together all our playsets and toys!!"
</li><li>"Download Our Playsets and Toys!" (page title)
</li></ul>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=An_Important_Rap_Song" title="An Important Rap Song">An Important Rap Song</a> — "Download All Our <a href="/index.php?title=Number_One_Jams" title="Number One Jams">Number One Jams</a>!!"
</li><li><a class="mw-redirect" href="/index.php?title=Two_Part_Episode:_Part_One" title="Two Part Episode: Part One">Two Part Episode: Part One</a> — "It closed down after three months!" (referring to <a href="/index.php?title=Kitchen_Commandos" title="Kitchen Commandos">Kitchen Commandos</a>)
</li></ul>
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<th colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#FF6;"> <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos" title="Cheat Commandos">Cheat Commandos</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>The Commandos</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Gunhaver" title="Gunhaver">Gunhaver</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Crackotage" title="Crackotage">Crackotage</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fightgar" title="Fightgar">Fightgar</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Firebert" title="Firebert">Firebert</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Flashfight" title="Flashfight">Flashfight</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Reinforcements" title="Reinforcements">Reinforcements</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Reynold" title="Reynold">Reynold</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Ripberger" title="Ripberger">Ripberger</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Silent_Rip" title="Silent Rip">Silent Rip</a><br/><a href="/index.php?title=Agent_Chimendez" title="Agent Chimendez">Agent Chimendez</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Foxface" title="Foxface">Foxface</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Green_Helmets" title="Green Helmets">Green Helmets</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Ser-g-geant_Marshie" title="Ser-g-geant Marshie">Ser-g-geant Marshie</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b><a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser" title="Blue Laser">Blue Laser</a></b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_Commander" title="Blue Laser Commander">Blue Laser Commander</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_Babies" title="Blue Laser Babies">Blue Laser Babies</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_Minion" title="Blue Laser Minion">Blue Laser Minion</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=New_Bad_Guy_Girl_Character" title="New Bad Guy Girl Character">New Bad Guy Girl Character</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Other Characters</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Gunhavette" title="Gunhavette">Gunhavette</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Gunk_Iller" title="Gunk Iller">Gunk Iller</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Mrs._Commanderson" title="Mrs. Commanderson">Mrs. Commanderson</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Oliver_Smidgen" title="Oliver Smidgen">Oliver Smidgen</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Reynold%27s_Brother" title="Reynold's Brother">Reynold's Brother</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_Topplegangers" title="The Topplegangers">The Topplegangers</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Places</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_HQ" title="Cheat Commandos HQ">Cheat Commandos HQ</a> (<a href="/index.php?title=The_Screen" title="The Screen">The Screen</a>), <a href="/index.php?title=Arctic_Playset" title="Arctic Playset">Arctic Playset</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Kitchen_Commandos" title="Kitchen Commandos">Kitchen Commandos</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Reynold%27s_Office" title="Reynold's Office">Reynold's Office</a><br/><a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_HQ" title="Blue Laser HQ">Blue Laser HQ</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_Commander%27s_Nana%27s_Backyard" title="Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard">Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_Cottage" title="Blue Laser Cottage">Blue Laser Cottage</a><br/><a href="/index.php?title=The_Desert" title="The Desert">The Desert</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Jaded_Teen_Pizza" title="Jaded Teen Pizza">Jaded Teen Pizza</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Price_Style" title="Price Style">Price Style</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Reynold%27s_Parents%27_House" title="Reynold's Parents' House">Reynold's Parents' House</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Topplegangers%27_Hideout" title="Topplegangers' Hideout">Topplegangers' Hideout</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Combat Accessories</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_Vehicles" title="Cheat Commandos Vehicles">Cheat Commandos Vehicles</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Crackotage%27s_Plane" title="Crackotage's Plane">Crackotage's Plane</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Gunhaver%27s_Gun" title="Gunhaver's Gun">Gunhaver's Gun</a>,  <a href="/index.php?title=Justice_Rocket_Backpack_Rocket_Rocket" title="Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket">Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Spy_Camera" title="Spy Camera">Spy Camera</a>
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<tr style="font-size:smaller;">
<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Episodes</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_%28toon%29" title="Cheat Commandos (toon)">Cheat Commandos</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos...O%27s" title="Cheat Commandos...O's">Cheat Commandos...O's</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Shopping_For_Danger" title="Shopping For Danger">Shopping For Danger</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Commandos_in_the_Classroom" title="Commandos in the Classroom">Commandos in the Classroom</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laserdisc_Challenge" title="Blue Laserdisc Challenge">Blue Laserdisc Challenge</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Let_us_give_TANKS%21" title="Let us give TANKS!">Let us give TANKS!</a><br/><a href="/index.php?title=An_Important_Rap_Song" title="An Important Rap Song">An Important Rap Song</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_Next_Epi-Snowed" title="The Next Epi-Snowed">The Next Epi-Snowed</a>, Two Part Episode (<a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos:_Two_Part_Episode:_Part_1" title="Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1">Part 1</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos:_Two_Part_Episode:_Part_2" title="Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2">Part 2</a>), <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_Puppet_Squad:_The_Hot_Jones_Hijack" title="Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack">Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack</a>
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<tr style="font-size:smaller;">
<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Show Elements</b> </td><td><a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_Theme_Song" title="Cheat Commandos Theme Song">Theme Song</a>, <strong class="selflink">Buy all our playsets and toys!!</strong>
</td></tr>
<tr style="font-size:smaller;">
<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Cast and Crew</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=A._Chimendez" title="A. Chimendez">A. Chimendez</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Crack_Stuntman" title="Crack Stuntman">Crack Stuntman</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Crack_Stuntman%27s_Girlfriend" title="Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend">Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Guy_Who_Does_The_Bad_Guy%27s_Voice" title="Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice">Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheat" title="The Cheat">The Cheat</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Miscellaneous</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_Playsets" title="Cheat Commandos Playsets">Playsets (for figurines)</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Rejected_Cheat_Commandos" title="Rejected Cheat Commandos">Rejected Cheat Commandos</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_Other_Costumes" title="Cheat Commandos Other Costumes">Other Costumes</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Pony_Fights_2" title="Pony Fights 2">Pony Fights 2</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_Tactics" title="Cheat Commandos Tactics">Cheat Commandos Tactics</a>
</td></tr></table>


''"Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil... Buy all our playsets and toys!"''


'''"Buy all our playsets and toys!!"''' is the famous [[Mottos and Slogans|slogan]] and marketing ploy of the ''[[Cheat Commandos|Cheat Commandos Adventures]]'' [[TV Shows|TV show]] and product line. The slogan comes from the last line of [[Cheat Commandos Theme Song|the theme song]], emphasizing the [[toyetic]] nature of the series. In addition to playing at the end of nearly every toon, variations of the slogan appear as a [[Running Gags|running gag]] in Cheat Commandos-related places.


== Appearances ==
 
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The Shopify [[Store]] used the category "Playsets & Toys!" for figurines (and later [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]]), before simplifying the category name to "Toys" in 2019.
 
=== Variations ===
 
* [[Commandos in the Classroom]] — "Buy all our Teaching Aids and Filmstrips!" ([[Page Titles|page title]])
* [[Cheat Commandos Playsets]] —
** "[[Miscellaneous Downloads|Download]], print out, cut-out, fold, and glue together all our playsets and toys!!"
** "Download Our Playsets and Toys!" (page title)
* [[An Important Rap Song]] — "Download All Our [[Number One Jams]]!!"
* [[Two Part Episode: Part One]] — "It closed down after three months!" (referring to [[Kitchen Commandos]])
 
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{| class="wikitable"
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! colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#FF6;" | [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''The Commandos'''
| [[Gunhaver]], [[Crackotage]], [[Fightgar]], [[Firebert]], [[Flashfight]], [[Reinforcements]], [[Reynold]], [[Ripberger]], [[Silent Rip]]<br />[[Agent Chimendez]], [[Foxface]], [[Green Helmets]], [[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]
|-
| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''[[Blue Laser]]'''
| [[Blue Laser Commander]], [[Blue Laser Babies]], [[Blue Laser Minion]], [[New Bad Guy Girl Character]]
|-
| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Other Characters'''
| [[Gunhavette]], [[Gunk Iller]], [[Mrs. Commanderson]], [[Oliver Smidgen]], [[Reynold's Brother]], [[The Topplegangers]]
|-
| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Places'''
| [[Cheat Commandos HQ]] ([[The Screen]]), [[Arctic Playset]], [[Kitchen Commandos]], [[Reynold's Office]]<br />[[Blue Laser HQ]], [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard]], [[Blue Laser Cottage]]<br />[[The Desert]], [[Jaded Teen Pizza]], [[Price Style]], [[Reynold's Parents' House]], [[Topplegangers' Hideout]]
|-
| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Combat Accessories'''
| [[Cheat Commandos Vehicles]], [[Crackotage's Plane]], [[Gunhaver's Gun]],  [[Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket]], [[Spy Camera]]
|-
| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Episodes'''
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]], [[Cheat Commandos...O's]], [[Shopping For Danger]], [[Commandos in the Classroom]], [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]], [[Let us give TANKS!]]<br />[[An Important Rap Song]], [[The Next Epi-Snowed]], Two Part Episode ([[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1|Part 1]], [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2|Part 2]]), [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]]
|-
| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Show Elements'''
| [[Cheat Commandos Theme Song|Theme Song]], '''Buy all our playsets and toys!!'''
|-
| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Cast and Crew'''
| [[A. Chimendez]], [[Crack Stuntman]], [[Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend]], [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]], [[The Cheat]]
|-
| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Miscellaneous'''
| [[Cheat Commandos Playsets|Playsets (for figurines)]], [[Rejected Cheat Commandos]], [[Cheat Commandos Other Costumes|Other Costumes]], [[Pony Fights 2]], [[Cheat Commandos Tactics]]
|}
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[[Category:Cheat Commandos]]


Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026

"Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil...
Buy all our playsets and toys!"

"Buy all our playsets and toys!!" is the famous slogan and marketing ploy of the Cheat Commandos Adventures TV show and product line. The slogan comes from the last line of the theme song, emphasizing the toyetic nature of the series. In addition to playing at the end of nearly every toon, variations of the slogan appear as a running gag in Cheat Commandos-related places.

Appearances

The Shopify Store used the category "Playsets & Toys!" for figurines (and later Trogdor!! The Board Game), before simplifying the category name to "Toys" in 2019.

Variations


Cheat Commandos
The Commandos Gunhaver, Crackotage, Fightgar, Firebert, Flashfight, Reinforcements, Reynold, Ripberger, Silent Rip
Agent Chimendez, Foxface, Green Helmets, Ser-g-geant Marshie
Blue Laser Blue Laser Commander, Blue Laser Babies, Blue Laser Minion, New Bad Guy Girl Character
Other Characters Gunhavette, Gunk Iller, Mrs. Commanderson, Oliver Smidgen, Reynold's Brother, The Topplegangers
Places Cheat Commandos HQ (The Screen), Arctic Playset, Kitchen Commandos, Reynold's Office
Blue Laser HQ, Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard, Blue Laser Cottage
The Desert, Jaded Teen Pizza, Price Style, Reynold's Parents' House, Topplegangers' Hideout
Combat Accessories Cheat Commandos Vehicles, Crackotage's Plane, Gunhaver's Gun, Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket, Spy Camera
Episodes Cheat Commandos, Cheat Commandos...O's, Shopping For Danger, Commandos in the Classroom, Blue Laserdisc Challenge, Let us give TANKS!
An Important Rap Song, The Next Epi-Snowed, Two Part Episode (Part 1, Part 2), Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack
Show Elements Theme Song, Buy all our playsets and toys!!
Cast and Crew A. Chimendez, Crack Stuntman, Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend, Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice, The Cheat
Miscellaneous Playsets (for figurines), Rejected Cheat Commandos, Other Costumes, Pony Fights 2, Cheat Commandos Tactics

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