Books Defaced By Strong Bad

A work by Strong Bad for Strong Bad. And clearly unrelated to the works of Leomard Sportsinterviews.

From the Strong Bad Email diorama:

STRONG BAD: I say embrace it! I say deface it!

Strong Bad occasionally takes children's books, usually those written by the Sportsinterviews family, and changes the drawings and text in outlandish ways. He has occasionally claimed that he wrote these books himself, rather than editing the original text.

Major Defacements

• Email kids' book — Strong Bad butchers a book highlighting the differences between people called "Everyone is Different".
  • In an Easter egg, he does the same to the Original Book, mostly to make himself and The Cheat look better and to make fun of Homestar Runner and Pom Pom.
• That Time of Year — Strong Bad turns his editing pen on a Decemberween book. Uniquely, this book has a second narrator that reads the book's original text.
• Strong Bad Classics! — Strong Bad admits that he butchered the fairy tale "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden".

Minor Defacements

• Email dangeresque 3 — Renaldo holds up a newspaper which has had a new headline taped on top of the original. As the movie was written and directed by Strong Bad, he presumably made these alterations to the newspaper prop.
• Email long pants — Strong Bad uses white-out on the Lappy 486 to edit an email that was too long.
• Email record book — Strong Bad spills breakfast on the old record book when he sees his record for "Dirtiest Diapey".
• Email coloring — Strong Bad colors in his Limozeen Coloring Book outside the lines, changing the context of the coloring pages.
• Email hygiene — Strong Bad changes a dictionary so it defines hygiene as "how close people are willing to stand next to you".
• Baddest of the Bands —
  • Although not an actual book, Strong Bad mentions having defaced the cover of Strong Sad's favorite album cover when they were little.
  • Strong Bad once again colors the Limozeen Coloring Book outside the lines to create a violent Teen Girl Squad comic that would offend Marzipan's sensibilities.
• Kick-A-Ball — Strong Bad changes the rule book to say that double side-mouth whisper drafts are legal.
• Email dictionary — Strong Bad "dribble-drabbles a little boodroscotch" on his dictionary to make the pages stick together and reduce the number of words.
• Strong Bad reads "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" (Teaser Trailer) - Worldbuilders 2014 — The narrator says Strong Bad is the author of "Everyone is Different" and "Tubky the Typo-Named Tub", although it is unknown whether he wrote the latter book or defaced it.

See Also

• Emails Edited by Strong Bad

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