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<p>The <b>Blue Laser Commander</b> (usually referred to simply as <b>Blue Laser</b>) is the evil mastermind behind <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser" title="Blue Laser">Blue Laser</a>, an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos" title="Cheat Commandos">Cheat Commandos</a>. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in <a href="/index.php?title=Let_us_give_TANKS%21" title="Let us give TANKS!">Let us give TANKS!</a>, and played video games with them in <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos:_Two_Part_Episode:_Part_1" title="Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1">Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1</a>.) He formulates many <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser" title="Blue Laser">evil schemes</a> in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the <a href="/index.php?title=Guy_Who_Does_The_Bad_Guy%27s_Voice" title="Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice">Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice</a>). The only differences between his uniform and that of his <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_Minion" title="Blue Laser Minion">minions</a> are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of <a href="/index.php?title=File:Physiology_of_Blue_Laser_Commander.PNG" title="File:Physiology of Blue Laser Commander.PNG">deformity in his skull</a>. It <a href="/index.php?title=Flipped_Images" title="Flipped Images">switches sides</a> whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.
</p><p>He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE <a href="/index.php?title=Crap" title="Crap">CRAP</a>?!?!", "<a href="/index.php?title=Dislike_of_Old_People" title="Dislike of Old People">Old ladies SUCK!</a>", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO <a href="/index.php?title=Puking" title="Puking">RETCH!</a>"
</p><p>Blue Laser Commander is a parody of <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Cobra_Commander" title="wikipedia:Cobra Commander">Cobra Commander</a> (as the Cheat Commandos series parodies <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=G.I._Joe" title="wikipedia:G.I. Joe">G.I. Joe</a>), in particular the following traits:
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<ul><li>A uniform similar to that of his henchmen, but with additional distinguishing elements
</li><li>A distinctive, screechy voice
</li><li>Volatile, psychotic temperament
</li></ul>
<p>According to one <a href="/index.php?title=Sketchbook_2005" title="Sketchbook 2005">Sketchbook</a> update, Blue Laser Commander (or possibly every member of Blue Laser) was originally going to be an <a href="/index.php?title=Rejected_Characters" title="Rejected Characters">Ungurait</a>, but that idea was abandoned.
</p><p>The Blue Laser Commander is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos <a href="/index.php?title=Store_Toys" title="Store Toys">figurine set</a>.
</p><p>According to the Toon <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos:_Two_Part_Episode:_Part_2" title="Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2">Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2</a>, Blue Laser Commander's middle name is revealed to be "Evil Scheme", which he claims is <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Slovenian_language" title="wikipedia:Slovenian language">Slovenian</a>.
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<a id="Filmography" name="Filmography"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Filmography</span></h2>
<ul><li><b>Debut:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_%28toon%29" title="Cheat Commandos (toon)">Cheat Commandos</a>
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Category:Blue_Laser_Commander_Filmography" title="Category:Blue Laser Commander Filmography">Complete Filmography</a>
</li></ul>
<a id="Quotes_of_the_Week" name="Quotes_of_the_Week"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Quotes of the Week</span></h2>
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<th style="background:#ccccff;text-align:center;" width="100%"> Blue Laser Commander's <a href="/index.php?title=Quote_of_the_Week" title="Quote of the Week">Quotes of the Week</a>
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<ul><li>"These hardly qualify as PANTS!" (<a href="/index.php?title=An_Important_Rap_Song" title="An Important Rap Song">An Important Rap Song</a> outtake, <a class="extiw" href="http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/blc_qualifypants.mp3" title="mirror:blc qualifypants.mp3">download</a>)
</li><li>"Awesome! Just...AWESOME!" (Quote of the Week exclusive, <a class="extiw" href="http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/blc_awesome.mp3" title="mirror:blc awesome.mp3">download</a>)
</li><li>"I just hate you so much!" (<a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_%28toon%29" title="Cheat Commandos (toon)">Cheat Commandos</a>, <a class="extiw" href="http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/blc_hateusomuch.zip" title="mirror:blc hateusomuch.zip">PC</a> <a class="extiw" href="http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/blc_hateusomuch.sit" title="mirror:blc hateusomuch.sit">Mac</a>)
</li></ul>
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<th colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#FF6;"> <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos" title="Cheat Commandos">Cheat Commandos</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>The Commandos</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Gunhaver" title="Gunhaver">Gunhaver</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Crackotage" title="Crackotage">Crackotage</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Fightgar" title="Fightgar">Fightgar</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Firebert" title="Firebert">Firebert</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Flashfight" title="Flashfight">Flashfight</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Reinforcements" title="Reinforcements">Reinforcements</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Reynold" title="Reynold">Reynold</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Ripberger" title="Ripberger">Ripberger</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Silent_Rip" title="Silent Rip">Silent Rip</a><br/><a href="/index.php?title=Agent_Chimendez" title="Agent Chimendez">Agent Chimendez</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Foxface" title="Foxface">Foxface</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Green_Helmets" title="Green Helmets">Green Helmets</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Ser-g-geant_Marshie" title="Ser-g-geant Marshie">Ser-g-geant Marshie</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b><a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser" title="Blue Laser">Blue Laser</a></b> </td><td> <strong class="selflink">Blue Laser Commander</strong>, <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_Babies" title="Blue Laser Babies">Blue Laser Babies</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_Minion" title="Blue Laser Minion">Blue Laser Minion</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=New_Bad_Guy_Girl_Character" title="New Bad Guy Girl Character">New Bad Guy Girl Character</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Other Characters</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Gunhavette" title="Gunhavette">Gunhavette</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Gunk_Iller" title="Gunk Iller">Gunk Iller</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Mrs._Commanderson" title="Mrs. Commanderson">Mrs. Commanderson</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Oliver_Smidgen" title="Oliver Smidgen">Oliver Smidgen</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Reynold%27s_Brother" title="Reynold's Brother">Reynold's Brother</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_Topplegangers" title="The Topplegangers">The Topplegangers</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Places</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_HQ" title="Cheat Commandos HQ">Cheat Commandos HQ</a> (<a href="/index.php?title=The_Screen" title="The Screen">The Screen</a>), <a href="/index.php?title=Arctic_Playset" title="Arctic Playset">Arctic Playset</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Kitchen_Commandos" title="Kitchen Commandos">Kitchen Commandos</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Reynold%27s_Office" title="Reynold's Office">Reynold's Office</a><br/><a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_HQ" title="Blue Laser HQ">Blue Laser HQ</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_Commander%27s_Nana%27s_Backyard" title="Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard">Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_Cottage" title="Blue Laser Cottage">Blue Laser Cottage</a><br/><a href="/index.php?title=The_Desert" title="The Desert">The Desert</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Jaded_Teen_Pizza" title="Jaded Teen Pizza">Jaded Teen Pizza</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Price_Style" title="Price Style">Price Style</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Reynold%27s_Parents%27_House" title="Reynold's Parents' House">Reynold's Parents' House</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Topplegangers%27_Hideout" title="Topplegangers' Hideout">Topplegangers' Hideout</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Combat Accessories</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_Vehicles" title="Cheat Commandos Vehicles">Cheat Commandos Vehicles</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Crackotage%27s_Plane" title="Crackotage's Plane">Crackotage's Plane</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Gunhaver%27s_Gun" title="Gunhaver's Gun">Gunhaver's Gun</a>,  <a href="/index.php?title=Justice_Rocket_Backpack_Rocket_Rocket" title="Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket">Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Spy_Camera" title="Spy Camera">Spy Camera</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Episodes</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_%28toon%29" title="Cheat Commandos (toon)">Cheat Commandos</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos...O%27s" title="Cheat Commandos...O's">Cheat Commandos...O's</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Shopping_For_Danger" title="Shopping For Danger">Shopping For Danger</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Commandos_in_the_Classroom" title="Commandos in the Classroom">Commandos in the Classroom</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Blue_Laserdisc_Challenge" title="Blue Laserdisc Challenge">Blue Laserdisc Challenge</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Let_us_give_TANKS%21" title="Let us give TANKS!">Let us give TANKS!</a><br/><a href="/index.php?title=An_Important_Rap_Song" title="An Important Rap Song">An Important Rap Song</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_Next_Epi-Snowed" title="The Next Epi-Snowed">The Next Epi-Snowed</a>, Two Part Episode (<a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos:_Two_Part_Episode:_Part_1" title="Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1">Part 1</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos:_Two_Part_Episode:_Part_2" title="Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2">Part 2</a>), <a href="/index.php?title=Dangeresque_Puppet_Squad:_The_Hot_Jones_Hijack" title="Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack">Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Show Elements</b> </td><td><a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_Theme_Song" title="Cheat Commandos Theme Song">Theme Song</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Buy_all_our_playsets_and_toys%21%21" title="Buy all our playsets and toys!!">Buy all our playsets and toys!!</a>
</td></tr>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Cast and Crew</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=A._Chimendez" title="A. Chimendez">A. Chimendez</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Crack_Stuntman" title="Crack Stuntman">Crack Stuntman</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Crack_Stuntman%27s_Girlfriend" title="Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend">Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Guy_Who_Does_The_Bad_Guy%27s_Voice" title="Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice">Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheat" title="The Cheat">The Cheat</a>
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<td style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;"> <b>Miscellaneous</b> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_Playsets" title="Cheat Commandos Playsets">Playsets (for figurines)</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Rejected_Cheat_Commandos" title="Rejected Cheat Commandos">Rejected Cheat Commandos</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_Other_Costumes" title="Cheat Commandos Other Costumes">Other Costumes</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Pony_Fights_2" title="Pony Fights 2">Pony Fights 2</a>, <a href="/index.php?title=Cheat_Commandos_Tactics" title="Cheat Commandos Tactics">Cheat Commandos Tactics</a>
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''"CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS!"''


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''CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS?''
 
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The '''Blue Laser Commander''' (usually referred to simply as '''Blue Laser''') is the evil mastermind behind [[Blue Laser]], an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the [[Cheat Commandos]]. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in [[Let us give TANKS!]], and played video games with them in [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1]].) He formulates many [[Blue Laser|evil schemes]] in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]). The only differences between his uniform and that of his [[Blue Laser Minion|minions]] are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of deformity in his skull. It [[Flipped Images|switches sides]] whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.
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He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE [[Crap|CRAP]]?!?!", "[[Dislike of Old People|Old ladies SUCK!]]", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO [[Puking|RETCH!]]"
 
Blue Laser Commander is a parody of [[Cobra Commander]] (as the Cheat Commandos series parodies [[G.I. Joe]]), in particular the following traits:
 
* A uniform similar to that of his henchmen, but with additional distinguishing elements
* A distinctive, screechy voice
* Volatile, psychotic temperament
 
According to one [[Sketchbook 2005|Sketchbook]] update, Blue Laser Commander (or possibly every member of Blue Laser) was originally going to be an [[Rejected Characters|Ungurait]], but that idea was abandoned.
 
The Blue Laser Commander is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys|figurine set]].
 
According to the Toon [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2]], Blue Laser Commander's middle name is revealed to be "Evil Scheme", which he claims is [[Slovenian language|Slovenian]].
 
== Filmography ==
 
* '''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
*
 
== Quotes of the Week ==
 
{| class="wikitable"
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! style="background:#ccccff;text-align:center;" | Blue Laser Commander's [[Quote of the Week|Quotes of the Week]]
|-
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|}
 
{| class="wikitable"
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! colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#FF6;" | [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''The Commandos'''
| [[Gunhaver]], [[Crackotage]], [[Fightgar]], [[Firebert]], [[Flashfight]], [[Reinforcements]], [[Reynold]], [[Ripberger]], [[Silent Rip]]<br />[[Agent Chimendez]], [[Foxface]], [[Green Helmets]], [[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]
|-
| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''[[Blue Laser]]'''
| '''Blue Laser Commander''', [[Blue Laser Babies]], [[Blue Laser Minion]], [[New Bad Guy Girl Character]]
|-
| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Other Characters'''
| [[Gunhavette]], [[Gunk Iller]], [[Mrs. Commanderson]], [[Oliver Smidgen]], [[Reynold's Brother]], [[The Topplegangers]]
|-
| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Places'''
| [[Cheat Commandos HQ]] ([[The Screen]]), [[Arctic Playset]], [[Kitchen Commandos]], [[Reynold's Office]]<br />[[Blue Laser HQ]], [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard]], [[Blue Laser Cottage]]<br />[[The Desert]], [[Jaded Teen Pizza]], [[Price Style]], [[Reynold's Parents' House]], [[Topplegangers' Hideout]]
|-
| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Combat Accessories'''
| [[Cheat Commandos Vehicles]], [[Crackotage's Plane]], [[Gunhaver's Gun]],  [[Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket]], [[Spy Camera]]
|-
| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Episodes'''
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]], [[Cheat Commandos...O's]], [[Shopping For Danger]], [[Commandos in the Classroom]], [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]], [[Let us give TANKS!]]<br />[[An Important Rap Song]], [[The Next Epi-Snowed]], Two Part Episode ([[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1|Part 1]], [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2|Part 2]]), [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]]
|-
| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Show Elements'''
| [[Cheat Commandos Theme Song|Theme Song]], [[Buy all our playsets and toys!!]]
|-
| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Cast and Crew'''
| [[A. Chimendez]], [[Crack Stuntman]], [[Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend]], [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]], [[The Cheat]]
|-
| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" | '''Miscellaneous'''
| [[Cheat Commandos Playsets|Playsets (for figurines)]], [[Rejected Cheat Commandos]], [[Cheat Commandos Other Costumes|Other Costumes]], [[Pony Fights 2]], [[Cheat Commandos Tactics]]
|}
 
[[Category:Blue Laser Commander Filmography]]
[[Category:Cheat Commandos Characters]]


Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026

"CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS!"
CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS?

The Blue Laser Commander (usually referred to simply as Blue Laser) is the evil mastermind behind Blue Laser, an evil terrorist-type organization. His sworn enemies are the Cheat Commandos. (Despite this, he still invited them to dinner in Let us give TANKS!, and played video games with them in Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1.) He formulates many evil schemes in a constant attempt to crush the Cheat Commandos, to no avail. He has a high-pitched, screechy voice (provided by the Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice). The only differences between his uniform and that of his minions are that his patches are red while the minions' patches are blue, and that he lacks a visor. He instead has an eye patch, due to some kind of deformity in his skull. It switches sides whenever he turns around, mimicking the mirrored animation used in many 1980s cartoons, due to limited budgets.

He is well disposed to extreme exclamations of joy or frustration, to wit: "FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!", "Well, that's just GREAT!!", "I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!", "WHAT THE CRAP?!?!", "Old ladies SUCK!", and "THE MERE SIGHT OF YOU MAKES ME WANT TO RETCH!"

Blue Laser Commander is a parody of Cobra Commander (as the Cheat Commandos series parodies G.I. Joe), in particular the following traits:

  • A uniform similar to that of his henchmen, but with additional distinguishing elements
  • A distinctive, screechy voice
  • Volatile, psychotic temperament

According to one Sketchbook update, Blue Laser Commander (or possibly every member of Blue Laser) was originally going to be an Ungurait, but that idea was abandoned.

The Blue Laser Commander is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos figurine set.

According to the Toon Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2, Blue Laser Commander's middle name is revealed to be "Evil Scheme", which he claims is Slovenian.

Filmography

Quotes of the Week

Blue Laser Commander's Quotes of the Week
Cheat Commandos
The Commandos Gunhaver, Crackotage, Fightgar, Firebert, Flashfight, Reinforcements, Reynold, Ripberger, Silent Rip
Agent Chimendez, Foxface, Green Helmets, Ser-g-geant Marshie
Blue Laser Blue Laser Commander, Blue Laser Babies, Blue Laser Minion, New Bad Guy Girl Character
Other Characters Gunhavette, Gunk Iller, Mrs. Commanderson, Oliver Smidgen, Reynold's Brother, The Topplegangers
Places Cheat Commandos HQ (The Screen), Arctic Playset, Kitchen Commandos, Reynold's Office
Blue Laser HQ, Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard, Blue Laser Cottage
The Desert, Jaded Teen Pizza, Price Style, Reynold's Parents' House, Topplegangers' Hideout
Combat Accessories Cheat Commandos Vehicles, Crackotage's Plane, Gunhaver's Gun, Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket, Spy Camera
Episodes Cheat Commandos, Cheat Commandos...O's, Shopping For Danger, Commandos in the Classroom, Blue Laserdisc Challenge, Let us give TANKS!
An Important Rap Song, The Next Epi-Snowed, Two Part Episode (Part 1, Part 2), Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack
Show Elements Theme Song, Buy all our playsets and toys!!
Cast and Crew A. Chimendez, Crack Stuntman, Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend, Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice, The Cheat
Miscellaneous Playsets (for figurines), Rejected Cheat Commandos, Other Costumes, Pony Fights 2, Cheat Commandos Tactics

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