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<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Biscuitdoughhandsman.PNG" title='"It was Biscuitdoughhandsman! I knew it!"'><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="211" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/7e/Biscuitdoughhandsman.PNG/180px-Biscuitdoughhandsman.PNG" width="180"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:Biscuitdoughhandsman.PNG" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>"It was Biscuitdoughhandsman! I knew it!"</div></div></div> | |||
<p><b>Biscuitdoughhandsman</b> is a crafty criminal that <a href="/index.php?title=Coach_Z" title="Coach Z">Coach Z</a> knows pretty well. He is the subject of a drawing <a href="/index.php?title=Bubs" title="Bubs">Bubs</a> made when he acted as a sketch artist for <a href="/index.php?title=The_King_of_Town" title="The King of Town">the King of Town</a>, who was trying to describe who had stolen his crown. The King of Town tries to describe the thief with "a head like a big old, round old, red old, nasty old <a href="/index.php?title=Eggs" title="Eggs">egg</a>", and "hands looked like <a href="/index.php?title=Biscuits" title="Biscuits">biscuit</a> dough". Coach Z is henceforth determined to catch Biscuitdoughhandsman, not realizing that the King was describing <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a>. Coach Z's reaction and his later statement "Once again, Biscuitdoughhandsman slips through our fingers!" suggest that he and Bubs crossed paths with Biscuitdoughhandsman before. His actions, while never clarified, must have been severe, as he is on the <a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=Federal_Bureau_of_Investigation" title="wikipedia:Federal Bureau of Investigation">FBI</a>'s most wanted list, as of <a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands" title="Baddest of the Bands">Baddest of the Bands</a>. | |||
</p><p>Biscuitdoughhandsman has been announced as the next target of Strong Bad's hard-hitting, buffalo-style journalism on the <i><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad-Type_Interview_Progrum" title="Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum">Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum</a></i>, as mentioned in the email <a href="/index.php?title=pizzaz" title="pizzaz">pizzaz</a>. | |||
</p><p>He also appears on <a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_22" title="Main Page 22">Main Page 22</a>, saying "<a href="/index.php?title=Fhqwhgads" title="Fhqwhgads">Fhqwhgads</a>" (in the <a href="/index.php?title=Visor_Robot" title="Visor Robot">Visor Robot</a>'s voice), inside four of the pop-ups which appear when "<a href="/index.php?title=Downloads" title="Downloads">Downloads</a>" is scrolled over. | |||
</p><p>There is also a newspaper called <i>The Biscuitdoughhandsman Review</i> that wrote a review for Strong Bad's <a href="/index.php?title=rock_opera" title="rock opera">rock opera</a> "SBEMAIL!", claiming that it was "better than a <a href="/index.php?title=Goats" title="Goats">goat</a>". | |||
</p><p>In <a href="/index.php?title=myths_%26_legends" title="myths & legends">myths & legends</a>, Strong Bad mentions a "Biscuitdoughhandsman conspiracy", and a semi-anonymous Coach Z claims to have seen his <a href="/index.php?title=Severed_Body_Parts" title="Severed Body Parts">severed hand</a> in the "lacker" room. | |||
</p><p>Biscuitdoughhandsman licensed his likeness to the producers of "exorbitantly absorbent" <a href="/index.php?title=Paper_Towels" title="Paper Towels">paper towels</a> despite his obscurity, as seen in <a href="/index.php?title=licensed" title="licensed">licensed</a>. | |||
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<ul><li><b>Debut:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_is_in_Jail_Cartoon" title="Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon">Strong Bad Is in Jail Cartoon</a> | |||
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=pizzaz" title="pizzaz">pizzaz</a> (Easter egg) | |||
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Main_Page_22" title="Main Page 22">Main Page 22</a> | |||
</li><li>The current <a href="/index.php?title=FAQ" title="FAQ">FAQ</a> | |||
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=rock_opera" title="rock opera">rock opera</a> (Easter egg) | |||
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=myths_%26_legends" title="myths & legends">myths & legends</a> (mentioned) | |||
</li><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=licensed" title="licensed">licensed</a> (on paper towels) | |||
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Baddest_of_the_Bands" title="Baddest of the Bands">Baddest of the Bands</a> | |||
</li><li><a href="/index.php?title=Fan_%27Stumes_2019" title="Fan 'Stumes 2019">Fan 'Stumes 2019</a> | |||
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Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026
Biscuitdoughhandsman is a crafty criminal that Coach Z knows pretty well. He is the subject of a drawing Bubs made when he acted as a sketch artist for the King of Town, who was trying to describe who had stolen his crown. The King of Town tries to describe the thief with "a head like a big old, round old, red old, nasty old egg", and "hands looked like biscuit dough". Coach Z is henceforth determined to catch Biscuitdoughhandsman, not realizing that the King was describing Strong Bad. Coach Z's reaction and his later statement "Once again, Biscuitdoughhandsman slips through our fingers!" suggest that he and Bubs crossed paths with Biscuitdoughhandsman before. His actions, while never clarified, must have been severe, as he is on the FBI's most wanted list, as of Baddest of the Bands.
Biscuitdoughhandsman has been announced as the next target of Strong Bad's hard-hitting, buffalo-style journalism on the Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum, as mentioned in the email pizzaz.
He also appears on Main Page 22, saying "Fhqwhgads" (in the Visor Robot's voice), inside four of the pop-ups which appear when "Downloads" is scrolled over.
There is also a newspaper called The Biscuitdoughhandsman Review that wrote a review for Strong Bad's rock opera "SBEMAIL!", claiming that it was "better than a goat".
In myths & legends, Strong Bad mentions a "Biscuitdoughhandsman conspiracy", and a semi-anonymous Coach Z claims to have seen his severed hand in the "lacker" room.
Biscuitdoughhandsman licensed his likeness to the producers of "exorbitantly absorbent" paper towels despite his obscurity, as seen in licensed.
Appearances
- Debut: Strong Bad Is in Jail Cartoon
- Email pizzaz (Easter egg)
- Main Page 22
- The current FAQ
- Email rock opera (Easter egg)
- Email myths & legends (mentioned)
- Email licensed (on paper towels)
- Baddest of the Bands
- Fan 'Stumes 2019
